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Title: Finebaum Friday...
Post by: Kaos on August 10, 2011, 03:42:46 PM
Said Friday would be interesting.  Bama twits took it to mean "hammer"
 
Today he reveals that ESPN will be in studio filming for documentary. Callers may get to be on the documentary if they make the cut. 

Oh. Dear. God.

This is the worst. 
 

:facepalm:


Title: Re: Finebaum Friday...
Post by: The Prowler on August 10, 2011, 03:50:15 PM
This means ESPN will be there for the hammering.
Title: Re: Finebaum Friday...
Post by: Townhallsavoy on August 10, 2011, 04:14:31 PM
It means ESPN got the scoop and wants to make a documentary on the Auburn callers' reactions to the news of the hammer dropping.
Title: Re: Finebaum Friday...
Post by: Snaggletiger on August 10, 2011, 04:23:12 PM
It means ESPN got the scoop and wants to make a documentary on the Auburn callers' reactions to the news of the hammer dropping.

Finebaum will wear a Thor outfit and have an NCAA rep in studio as Danny Sheridan pops out from behind a curtain with the infamous bag man. 

Then, they will pan to a close up of Cam grinning ear to ear while wearing a Bama cap and huge $ chain as he says, "You got punked, bitch."

Parting shot of Legend spoozing all over himself in the corner.
Title: Re: Finebaum Friday...
Post by: dallaswareagle on August 10, 2011, 04:23:36 PM
I read somwhere else that he is moving to Yahoo radio from jox and that most of his shit will be (hammer talk and such) but you must listen to me at my new place to get the full details.

I don't listen to him-nor would I.
Title: Re: Finebaum Friday...
Post by: JR4AU on August 10, 2011, 04:25:46 PM
Finebaum will wear a Thor outfit and have an NCAA rep in studio as Danny Sheridan pops out from behind a curtain with the infamous bag man. 

Then, they will pan to a close up of Cam grinning ear to ear while wearing a Bama cap and huge $ chain as he says, "You got punked, bitch."

Parting shot of Legend spoozing all over himself in the corner.

Shane, not to miss the big event, is in studio, and laughs so hard he coughs up a lung.  A tumor gets hung in his throat and he chokes and dies on air.
Title: Re: Finebaum Friday...
Post by: dallaswareagle on August 10, 2011, 04:50:30 PM
Shane, not to miss the big event, is in studio, and laughs so hard he coughs up a lung.  A tumor gets hung in his throat and he chokes and dies on air.

ok, I'll listen this one time.
Title: Re: Finebaum Friday...
Post by: AUChizad on August 10, 2011, 06:54:35 PM
ok, I'll listen this one time.
I lol'ed pretty hard at this.
Title: Re: Finebaum Friday...
Post by: djsimp on August 11, 2011, 08:50:50 AM
Shane, not to miss the big event, is in studio, and laughs so hard he coughs up a lung.  A tumor gets hung in his throat and he chokes and dies on air.

This will end up being PPV.
Title: Re: Finebaum Friday...
Post by: The Six on August 11, 2011, 10:46:27 AM
Kristi Malzhan calls BS on this via Twitter with one of the daughters.

Daughter: kmalz002 Kenzie Malzahn
Listening to finebaum always upsets me. "Let's be real"... Okay, we were the national champions. #realtalk

Mom's response:
@kmalz002 seriously....its for ratings. Don't listen ... #weknowtruth


Suck it, PFRN.
Title: Re: Finebaum Friday...
Post by: Kaos on August 11, 2011, 10:47:20 AM
Kristi Malzhan calls BS on this via Twitter with one of the daughters.

Daughter: kmalz002 Kenzie Malzahn
Listening to finebaum always upsets me. "Let's be real"... Okay, we were the national champions. #realtalk

Mom's response:
@kmalz002 seriously....its for ratings. Don't listen ... #weknowtruth


Suck it, PFRN.

I need an interpreter.
Title: Re: Finebaum Friday...
Post by: Buzz Killington on August 11, 2011, 10:55:20 AM
I need an interpreter.

Gus' daughter says she can't listen to Finebaum...yet she does.  Obviously she is stricken with the same disease as the majority of this board.  Undoubtedly one of Finebaum's famous quotes is "let's be real" and she made a funny by stating that we were the national champions.  Then, she followed it with a Twitter hashtag (#realtalk) to mean that this was the truf.

Then, Mom responds to her Tweet by telling her daughter that she really shouldn't listen to that garbage.  Pauly is only there for ratings.  Then, she follows that up with a Twitter hashtag of her own to state that she, her husband and daughter know the real truth (#weknowtruth).  Probably not the best choice for a hashtag, but it gets the point across.
Title: Re: Finebaum Friday...
Post by: AUJarhead on August 11, 2011, 11:20:07 AM
Hey, you know what they say: see a broad to get dat booty yak 'em...
Title: Re: Finebaum Friday...
Post by: Kaos on August 11, 2011, 11:28:37 AM
What is a "hashtag"?   What meaning does it have? Can I search for hash?

Why do that instead of just saying it?

Tweeter = dum
Title: Re: Finebaum Friday...
Post by: Snaggletiger on August 11, 2011, 11:53:04 AM
Tweeter dee Tweeter dum

The one thing I like about that is them saying we do know the truth.  The article I read on Cam yesterday or the day before (Posted somewhere on here) had him saying something about how he wished he could just tell the whole story.  Auburn has taken the "We know we did nothing wrong" position from the start and had everyone from Jacobs to Chiz to Cam right down to the water boy keep silent about it.  Best course of action?  Who knows?  But, it would be nice for all the shit to end and let's get on to some foosballz.
Title: Re: Finebaum Friday...
Post by: AUChizad on August 11, 2011, 12:00:30 PM
What is a "hashtag"?   What meaning does it have? Can I search for hash?

Why do that instead of just saying it?

Tweeter = dum
You can click a hashtag and automatically see every other tweet that contains the same hashtag.

It's more often used humorously as sort of a subliminal thought or after thought.

Schooled.
Title: Re: Finebaum Friday...
Post by: AU_Tiger_2000 on August 11, 2011, 12:27:37 PM
What is a "hashtag"?   What meaning does it have? Can I search for hash?

Why do that instead of just saying it?

Tweeter = dum

You're just made because you can't say anything in less than 140 characters.  Well except

Pffffffft!
Title: Re: Finebaum Friday...
Post by: War Eagle!!! on August 11, 2011, 12:31:45 PM
You're just made because you can't say anything in less than 140 characters.  Well except

Pffffffft!

haha
Title: Re: Finebaum Friday...
Post by: djsimp on August 11, 2011, 12:47:41 PM
But, it would be nice for all the shit to end and let's get on to some foosballz.

Its of the debil
Title: Re: Finebaum Friday...
Post by: Townhallsavoy on August 11, 2011, 03:38:39 PM
What Auburn callers does Paul allow on Friday? 

I bet Tammy gets a 15 minute spot. 
Title: Re: Finebaum Friday...
Post by: AUsweetheart on August 11, 2011, 03:56:34 PM
What Auburn callers does Paul allow on Friday? 

I bet Tammy gets a 15 minute spot.

Wait till they find out a jury found Uncle Milton....not guilty.
Title: Re: Finebaum Friday...
Post by: Kaos on August 11, 2011, 04:00:46 PM
Wait till they find out a jury found Uncle Milton....not guilty.

WHAAAR'S THE GOLDAMM HAMMER??? 
Title: Re: Finebaum Friday...
Post by: Snaggletiger on August 11, 2011, 04:15:29 PM
WHAAAR'S THE GOLDAMM HAMMER???

http://youtu.be/5ZU6eMxeltk
Title: Re: Finebaum Friday...
Post by: AUTiger1 on August 11, 2011, 04:19:55 PM
http://youtu.be/5ZU6eMxeltk

 :facepalm:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5ZU6eMxeltk&feature (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5ZU6eMxeltk&feature)
Title: Re: Finebaum Friday...
Post by: djsimp on August 11, 2011, 04:24:04 PM
Wait till they find out a jury found Uncle Milton....not guilty.

Ahhh, that should make for some happy bammers. Ok, so what's the next conspiracy gonna be? I think this would make a nice poll thread.
Title: Re: Finebaum Friday...
Post by: Snaggletiger on August 11, 2011, 04:26:20 PM
Ahhh, that should make for some happy bammers. Ok, so what's the next conspiracy gonna be? I think this would make a nice poll thread.

I'll run that past Pale Rider and see what he comes up with. 


People, people, people.....all this means nothing.  The bag man is the real story PAAWWWWL.


 :move:
Title: Re: Finebaum Friday...
Post by: Townhallsavoy on August 11, 2011, 06:14:55 PM
What if Finebaum has called Tammy, the Jims, I-Man, Legend, and others to visit the studio tomorrow? 

Good God.  What if these people are on ESPN depicting the fan bases of Alabama and Auburn? 


(http://cdn0.sbnation.com/imported_assets/364842/hugemanatee.jpg)
Title: Re: Finebaum Friday...
Post by: AUChizad on August 11, 2011, 07:20:58 PM
I listened to about 3 minutes of Finebum today, and in that short span, he mentioned that tomorrow's show wouldn't be "your typical, fly by the seat" Finebaum show. It would be "scripted."

 :facepalm:
Title: Re: Finebaum Friday...
Post by: The Prowler on August 11, 2011, 09:08:16 PM
Where's the Uncle Milton shooting the bird photograph.