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Title: A gun in your pants makes you look like a badass...
Post by: Tiger Wench on August 09, 2011, 12:49:05 PM
... only until you shoot your dick off. 

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Man shoots self in genitals while holstering gun in pants
Associated Press
Aug. 9, 2011, 10:31AM

CHANDLER, Ariz. — A suburban Phoenix man is recovering after police say he accidentally shot himself in the penis while putting his girlfriend's gun in the waistband of his pants.

Chandler police say 27-year-old Joshua Seto and his fiancée, Cara Christopher, were walking toward a grocery store when the shooting happened last week. The gun fired, striking Seto's penis and continuing through his left thigh.

The Arizona Republic reports a 911 operator told Christopher to apply direct pressure to the wound with a dry towel or T-shirt.

Chandler Police Detective Seth Tyler was unsure of the type of gun, or whether it had a safety that was off. He also says it's unclear if Seto has been released from the hospital or suffered any permanent damage

In the wake of the shooting, Tyler warned residents to use holsters, not waistbands, if they're going to carry a handgun.
Title: Re: A gun in your pants makes you look like a badass...
Post by: AUJarhead on August 09, 2011, 12:52:40 PM
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whether it had a safety that was off

Isn't that pretty fucking obvious?
Title: Re: A gun in your pants makes you look like a badass...
Post by: GarMan on August 09, 2011, 12:56:14 PM
Isn't that pretty Godfathering obvious?

Darwin's just phucking with us now...  Good stuff!
Title: Re: A gun in your pants makes you look like a badass...
Post by: ssgaufan on August 09, 2011, 03:24:30 PM
 :rofl:
Title: Re: A gun in your pants makes you look like a badass...
Post by: chinook on August 09, 2011, 05:45:21 PM
whether he looses his penith or not he'll definitely be single. 
Title: Re: A gun in your pants makes you look like a badass...
Post by: DnATL on August 09, 2011, 05:45:55 PM
Well, Snaggle lost his left testicle due to an accidental discharge of the pistol in his wife's purse.
Title: Re: A gun in your pants makes you look like a badass...
Post by: Tiger Wench on August 09, 2011, 06:34:52 PM
Well, Snaggle lost his left testicle due to an accidental discharge of the pistol in his wife's purse.

+5
Title: Re: A gun in your pants makes you look like a badass...
Post by: Jumbo on August 09, 2011, 07:19:51 PM
I'd have to be a sniper to hit my penis.
Title: Re: A gun in your pants makes you look like a badass...
Post by: Pell City Tiger on August 09, 2011, 08:22:26 PM
"This is my weapon, this is my gun. This one's for "BLAM!" AAAAAHHHHRRRRGGG!"
(http://i58.photobucket.com/albums/g242/glenn1964/72ef3d2c.jpg)
Title: Re: A gun in your pants makes you look like a badass...
Post by: CCTAU on August 10, 2011, 10:43:28 AM
Its a damn shame he didn't shoot his dick off BEFORE reproducing.