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Title: Alshon Fattery
Post by: Townhallsavoy on July 29, 2011, 06:13:38 PM: I saw this on a different site earlier and thought it was photoshopped or a joke. Turns out, it's real.

Ladies and gents, the best receiver in the SEC:

(http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-wcURvhV50UA/TimOOHPvi2I/AAAAAAAAABA/EVwiFzLGQPY/s1600/Four+Players.jpg)
Title: Re: Alshon Fattery
Post by: Townhallsavoy on July 29, 2011, 06:15:00 PM: Comparison's sake:

(http://bloximages.chicago2.vip.townnews.com/thetandd.com/content/tncms/assets/v3/editorial/b/3f/b3f1150c-149d-11e0-a826-001cc4c03286/4d1d68267fcc2.image.jpg)
Title: Re: Alshon Fattery
Post by: AWK on July 29, 2011, 06:19:39 PM: Ehhh, I don't buy it.
Title: Re: Alshon Fattery
Post by: Tiger Wench on July 29, 2011, 08:28:55 PM: Come on y'all. He and Stephen just had a bad case of the munchies.
Title: Re: Alshon Fattery
Post by: Pell City Tiger on July 29, 2011, 09:06:28 PM: Looks like his off season workout was heavy on sprints to teh baked taters and fried poultry line at the Golden Corral.

If he gets the ball, it'll take our entire secondary to take him down. A word of advice to Ted Roof; look for short routes & curl patterns when this one is on the field. He won't be doing too many fly patterns unless he hits Jenny Craig between now & September.
Title: Re: Alshon Fattery
Post by: djsimp on July 30, 2011, 12:21:00 AM: Clearly this is no Yox diet.
Title: Re: Alshon Fattery
Post by: JR4AU on July 30, 2011, 09:26:57 AM: Quote from: Townhallsavoy on July 29, 2011, 06:13:38 PM
I saw this on a different site earlier and thought it was photoshopped or a joke. Turns out, it's real.

Ladies and gents, the best receiver in the SEC:

(http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-wcURvhV50UA/TimOOHPvi2I/AAAAAAAAABA/EVwiFzLGQPY/s1600/Four+Players.jpg)

Don't know when that was taken. If it's current, he's clearly not worked hard in the off season. But, I'm betting he could easily take it off during camp.
Title: Re: Alshon Fattery
Post by: Saniflush on August 01, 2011, 07:32:42 AM: FUCK YEAH!
The McRib must be back.
Title: Re: Alshon Fattery
Post by: AUJarhead on August 01, 2011, 08:58:45 AM: They're payin' for it; You eat it! Ready! Exercise!
Title: Re: Alshon Fattery
Post by: Saniflush on August 01, 2011, 09:57:49 AM: Quote from: AUJarhead on August 01, 2011, 08:58:45 AM
They're payin' for it; You eat it! Ready! Exercise!

He's a disgusting fatbody drill sergeant.
Title: Re: Alshon Fattery
Post by: GH2001 on August 01, 2011, 09:59:54 AM: Quote from: Saniflush on August 01, 2011, 09:57:49 AM
He's a disgusting fatbody drill sergeant.

Is that your donut Private Pile?
Title: Re: Alshon Fattery
Post by: Tiger Six on August 01, 2011, 02:53:30 PM: Is that you, John Wayne? Is this me?
Title: Re: Alshon Fattery
Post by: Saniflush on August 01, 2011, 02:59:13 PM: Animal is a fine human being. All he needs is someone to throw hand grenades at him the rest of his life.
Title: Re: Alshon Fattery
Post by: Godfather on August 01, 2011, 03:03:38 PM: :yallfu:
Title: Re: Alshon Fattery
Post by: djsimp on August 01, 2011, 03:07:34 PM: My thoughts drift back to erect nipple wet dreams about Mary Jane Rottencrotch and the Great Homecoming Fuck Fantasy.
Title: Re: Alshon Fattery
Post by: GH2001 on August 01, 2011, 03:58:03 PM: Quote from: Pale Rider on August 01, 2011, 02:53:30 PM
Is that you, John Wayne? Is this me?

Oh, we have a funny man. Private Joker.
Title: Re: Alshon Fattery
Post by: AuburnChopper 3.0 on August 01, 2011, 05:44:39 PM: Quote from: GH2001 on August 01, 2011, 03:58:03 PM
Oh, we have a funny man. Private Joker.

None of you dumbasses knows.
Title: Re: Alshon Fattery
Post by: AU_Tiger_2000 on August 01, 2011, 05:45:29 PM: It was pretty far! From that book suppository!
Title: Re: Alshon Fattery
Post by: GH2001 on August 02, 2011, 01:53:06 PM: Quote from: AuburnChopper on August 01, 2011, 05:44:39 PM
None of you dumbasses knows.

I'll pt you all til you die!
Title: Re: Alshon Fattery
Post by: wesfau2 on August 02, 2011, 01:54:10 PM: Quote from: GH2001 on August 02, 2011, 01:53:06 PM
I'll pt you all til you die!

I'll PT you all until your assholes are sucking buttermilk!
Title: Re: Alshon Fattery
Post by: djsimp on August 02, 2011, 03:38:27 PM: Were you born a fat, slimy, scumbag puke piece o' shit, Private Pyle, or did you have to work on it?
Title: Re: Alshon Fattery
Post by: AUTiger1 on August 02, 2011, 04:19:36 PM: I bet you're the kind of guy that would fuck a person in the ass and not even have the goddamn common courtesy to give him a reach-around.
Title: Re: Alshon Fattery
Post by: DnATL on August 02, 2011, 09:41:54 PM: The buffet was too much