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Title: Jump 14 Inches Higher in 8 Weeks
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Title: Re: Jump 14 Inches Higher in 8 Weeks
Post by: djsimp on July 18, 2011, 02:29:43 PM: (http://www.gifs.net/Animation11/Jobs_and_People/Police/Police_car_3.gif)
Title: Re: Jump 14 Inches Higher in 8 Weeks
Post by: AUJarhead on July 18, 2011, 02:35:49 PM: Here comes the Hammer on GetInTheGame...
Title: Re: Jump 14 Inches Higher in 8 Weeks
Post by: AWK on July 18, 2011, 02:40:40 PM: This sounds like a legitimate deal!
Title: Re: Jump 14 Inches Higher in 8 Weeks
Post by: AUTiger1 on July 18, 2011, 02:46:57 PM: Quote from: AWK on July 18, 2011, 02:40:40 PM
This sounds like a legitimate deal!

I am sooo spending my money on this!
Title: Re: Jump 14 Inches Higher in 8 Weeks
Post by: AWK on July 18, 2011, 02:49:04 PM: Only $7 until tomorrow!
Title: Re: Jump 14 Inches Higher in 8 Weeks
Post by: djsimp on July 18, 2011, 02:59:46 PM: Do we get discounts for being bone-ified pimps?
Title: Re: Jump 14 Inches Higher in 8 Weeks
Post by: ssgaufan on July 18, 2011, 03:07:19 PM: Why the fuck do I need to be able to jump 14 inches higher than I can right now? If this program could add inches onto my penis, I would be first in line to sign up.
Title: Re: Jump 14 Inches Higher in 8 Weeks
Post by: Jumbo on July 18, 2011, 03:10:43 PM: I just sent my SS# and my bank info, I've got hops bitches
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DwQbPgouUYo
Title: Re: Jump 14 Inches Higher in 8 Weeks
Post by: Saniflush on July 18, 2011, 03:36:38 PM: Quote from: Jumbo on July 18, 2011, 03:10:43 PM
I just sent my SS# and my bank info, I've got hops bitches
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DwQbPgouUYo

Acting that fast you are about to have 14" more of hops.
Title: Re: Jump 14 Inches Higher in 8 Weeks
Post by: AWK on July 18, 2011, 03:45:48 PM: He promised me he could cut my forty time down by 2 seconds, from 5.7 to 5.5. I'm fast bitches.
Title: Re: Jump 14 Inches Higher in 8 Weeks
Post by: AUTiger1 on July 18, 2011, 04:23:26 PM: Quote from: AWK on July 18, 2011, 03:45:48 PM
He promised me he could cut my forty time down by 2 seconds, from 5.7 to 5.5. I'm fast bitches.

That is SEC speed right there.
Title: Re: Jump 14 Inches Higher in 8 Weeks
Post by: GH2001 on July 18, 2011, 04:25:41 PM: 14 inches, well I would love to have....

Wait. Were talking sports. Nevermind.
Title: Re: Jump 14 Inches Higher in 8 Weeks
Post by: Tiger Wench on July 18, 2011, 04:28:54 PM: I thought this thread was gonna be about how some HS kid went from unranked to five star on Rivals when he committed to bammer.
Title: Re: Jump 14 Inches Higher in 8 Weeks
Post by: AU_Tiger_2000 on July 18, 2011, 04:30:02 PM: 8 Weeks!? But I want to jump higher now!
Title: Re: Jump 14 Inches Higher in 8 Weeks
Post by: chinook on July 18, 2011, 04:46:05 PM: :hop: penis extends...this not that. who cares if you can jump high...?
Title: Re: Jump 14 Inches Higher in 8 Weeks
Post by: AWK on July 18, 2011, 05:54:58 PM: If I pay $14 can I jump 14 inches higher in 4 weeks? ... Or does it work in a way that I could jump 28 inches higher in 8 weeks?

I need to know this know before I transfer monies to your African Banking Account!
Title: Re: Jump 14 Inches Higher in 8 Weeks
Post by: The Prowler on July 18, 2011, 08:39:58 PM: I thought this might be a penis reducer....'cause I'm hurtin' bitches left and right. The Doc told one girl that she isn't going to shit right for a week.

Actually they just made a dildo to replicate my "size".

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Title: Re: Jump 14 Inches Higher in 8 Weeks
Post by: BZ770 on July 18, 2011, 10:45:10 PM: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vWz9VN40nCA
Title: Re: Jump 14 Inches Higher in 8 Weeks
Post by: Buzz Killington on July 19, 2011, 09:11:36 AM: Soooooooooooo, you're telling me that I will be able to actually jump 16" within the next 4 weeks? Awesome!
Title: Re: Jump 14 Inches Higher in 8 Weeks
Post by: djsimp on July 19, 2011, 09:31:30 AM: Quote from: Buzz Killington on July 19, 2011, 09:11:36 AM
Soooooooooooo, you're telling me that I will be able to actually ~~jump~~ grow 16" within the next 4 weeks? Awesome!

fixt
Title: Re: Jump 14 Inches Higher in 8 Weeks
Post by: Buzz Killington on July 19, 2011, 11:54:23 AM: Quote from: djsimp on July 19, 2011, 09:31:30 AM
fixt
I really wouldn't know what to do with 28"
Title: Re: Jump 14 Inches Higher in 8 Weeks
Post by: noxin on July 19, 2011, 02:47:05 PM: Quote from: Buzz Killington on July 19, 2011, 11:54:23 AM
I really wouldn't know what to do with 28"

You wave it at a jealous bammer with only 27"
Title: Re: Jump 14 Inches Higher in 8 Weeks
Post by: War Eagle!!! on July 19, 2011, 04:05:26 PM: Quote from: noxin on July 19, 2011, 02:47:05 PM
You wave it at a jealous bammer with only 27"

You are my new favorite poster...
Title: Re: Jump 14 Inches Higher in 8 Weeks
Post by: Buzz Killington on July 19, 2011, 04:09:21 PM: Quote from: noxin on July 19, 2011, 02:47:05 PM
You wave it at a jealous bammer with only 27"

I like the cut of your jib.
Noxin, I'm having a party this weekend.

How'd you like to come over and mow my lawn?
Title: Re: Jump 14 Inches Higher in 8 Weeks
Post by: AWK on July 19, 2011, 04:25:40 PM: Quote from: Buzz Killington on July 19, 2011, 04:09:21 PM
I like the cut of your jib.
Noxin, I'm having a party this weekend.

How'd you like to come over and mow my lawn?
A pants party!?!?!
Title: Re: Jump 14 Inches Higher in 8 Weeks
Post by: djsimp on July 19, 2011, 08:21:20 PM: Quote from: AWK on July 19, 2011, 04:25:40 PM
A pants party!?!?!

He's noxin boots.
Title: Re: Jump 14 Inches Higher in 8 Weeks
Post by: Pell City Tiger on July 19, 2011, 08:53:23 PM: Quote from: noxin on July 19, 2011, 02:47:05 PM
You wave it at a jealous bammer with only 27"
That is restaurant quality hustle. 5 star goodness.
Title: Re: Jump 14 Inches Higher in 8 Weeks
Post by: Token on July 19, 2011, 09:05:00 PM: Quote from: djsimp on July 19, 2011, 08:21:20 PM
He's noxin boots.

:facepalm:
Title: Re: Jump 14 Inches Higher in 8 Weeks
Post by: wesfau2 on July 19, 2011, 09:20:40 PM: Quote from: Pell City Tiger on July 19, 2011, 08:53:23 PM
That is restaurant quality hustle. 5 star goodness.

Agreed.

Quote from: Token on July 19, 2011, 09:05:00 PM
:facepalm:

Double agreed. Djsimp is no Candyman.
Title: Re: Jump 14 Inches Higher in 8 Weeks
Post by: djsimp on July 19, 2011, 11:45:38 PM: Quote from: Token on July 19, 2011, 09:05:00 PM
:facepalm:

Just flying by the seat of my pants.