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The Library => Haley Center Basement => Topic started by: JR4AU on July 12, 2011, 06:10:48 PM
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Just got back to work after a week out of town at our conference. On my desk was a Nike Auburn NC hat. My secretary bought it for me while I was gone. She's a big UA fan. He daughter even dated Nick Jr. My secretary is the shizzle. Back during football season she even bought me a hat to display on my desk, and a jar filled with AU mints to keep on the desk beside it.
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I got a long time friend of 17 years that is a HUGE bama fan JR. Two years ago he bought me and himself tickets to the AU/MSU game at Jordan Hare. This is the same guy who has spent many IB's challenging my Auburn spirit with any innuendo he could find. Really, he is a good guy but has been taught evil. In the end, he has captured his own ideas leaving hatred behind. It has taken many years of my influence to erase years of brain washing to correct the wrongs.
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My token bammer friend (yes, they are even in Texas) bought me a diet dr. Pepper today during an especially boring meeting and refused to let me pay him back.
Too bad the vast majority are not like these token few we have mentioned. More like our X brethren Token and things might be different. Too bad the sister fucking takes such a toll...
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They can all eat a bag of dicks.
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Just got back to work after a week out of town at our conference. On my desk was a Nike Auburn NC hat. My secretary bought it for me while I was gone. She's a big UA fan. He daughter even dated Nick Jr. My secretary is the shizzle. Back during football season she even bought me a hat to display on my desk, and a jar filled with AU mints to keep on the desk beside it.
That's because you sign her checks. She's a good kiss ass.
Like Sani said, they can all choke on goat nuts.
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They can all eat a bag of dicks.
With no condiments.
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They can all eat a bag of dicks.
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Just got back to work after a week out of town at our conference. On my desk was a Nike Auburn NC hat. My secretary bought it for me while I was gone. She's a big UA fan. He daughter even dated Nick Jr. My secretary is the shizzle. Back during football season she even bought me a hat to display on my desk, and a jar filled with AU mints to keep on the desk beside it.
You should've said, "thanks, but Auburn wears Under Armour." Then threw the Nike hat in the trash.
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You should've said, "thanks, but Auburn wears Under Armour." Then threw the Nike hat in the trash.
Atta boy
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Just got back to work after a week out of town at our conference. On my desk was a Nike Auburn NC hat. My secretary bought it for me while I was gone. She's a big UA fan. He daughter even dated Nick Jr. My secretary is the shizzle. Back during football season she even bought me a hat to display on my desk, and a jar filled with AU mints to keep on the desk beside it.
You own her.
She is sucking up.
Don't be fooled. She doesn't mean it.
When you aren't in the office she calls Finebaum and talks about whore hostesses. She thinks you contributed to the slush fund to pay Auburn players and blogs about it under the nickname "PrincessBama" on boards like auburngate and astheplainsburn.
There's probably a microphone in the jar so she can capture you talking about the slush fund and the bingo cards.