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The Library => Haley Center Basement => Topic started by: djsimp on July 09, 2011, 11:28:24 PM
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I'm not sure, but I was told by the Westgate employees that this is Tiger Woods house in Orlando. It was right across the skinny part of the lake right outside the back part of our room. Never saw any action over there except for TV lights at night as me teh wife sipped on JD.
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I'm not sure, but I was told by the Westgate employees that this is Tiger Woods house in Orlando. It was right across the skinny part of the lake right outside the back part of our room. Never saw any action over there except for TV lights at night as me teh wife sipped on JD.
Thought I was finally getting to you and then you do this.......
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Thought I was finally getting to you and then you do this.......
I started to comment on this earlier but then realized there is not helping some people. :)
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Thought I was finally getting to you and then you do this.......
I started to comment on this earlier but then realized there is not helping some people. :)
Well, when its only me drinking I can get what ever the hell I want. I almost picked up some Jameson but the last time I did and was drinking out of the same bottle as my wife, she got all pissy with me. I was too tired from all the "Disney fun" to fight against it.
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Well, when its only me drinking I can get what ever the hell I want. I almost picked up some Jameson but the last time I did and was drinking out of the same bottle as my wife, she got all pissy with me. I was too tired from all the "Disney fun" to fight against it.
wait....so what you are saying is that you let the skirt dictate what you were drinking?
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wait....so what you are saying is that you let the skirt dictate what you were drinking?
It happened more than once. I know when to pick my battles. Besides, I had already picked me up a Killian Red sixer. I was vulnerable. :tits:
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wait....so what you are saying is that you let the skirt dictate what you were drinking?
His quick answer is yes.
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His quick answer is yes.
Obviously. GH, he needs more help than you or I are qualified to give.
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I had already picked me up a Killian Red sixer.
When one finds himself in a hole, the first step towards extracting himself is to quit fucking digging.
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Obviously. GH, he needs more help than you or I are qualified to give.
The skirt decides what alcohol he drinks because......
The skirt also decides how much pussy he gets.
Simp may be wiser than either of us.
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Simp may be wiser than either of us.
King of the tards?
Lofty title, Mr. Simp.
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The skirt decides what alcohol he drinks because......
The skirt also decides how much pussy he gets.
Simp may be wiser than either of us.
Sometimes it's better to win by losing, or just lose outright to prove a point.
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King of the tards?
Lofty title, Mr. Simp.
Knew that was coming.
In general, no. But since he has 16 kids, he very well may be seasoned in the getting of pussy from the skirt. Obviously. I just can't imagine Susan wanting to drink jd. At any point.
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Sometimes it's better to win by losing, or just lose outright to prove a point.
I have figured out that if I go ahead an chalk up the cash for a bottle of JD, it will keep her busy for days. At this point, I can stroll on in to the local spirits establishment and get whatever I want; and still get the pussy. Trust me, its a working formula.
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Letting your wife decide anything for you....BWAAHAHAHA....that's rich. I mean what man would let that shit happen? I can't believe anyone would....
Wait...I mean....carry on. I'll just go slink off to some other thread.
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Letting your wife decide anything for you....BWAAHAHAHA....that's rich. I mean what man would let that shit happen? I can't believe anyone would....
Wait...I mean....carry on. I'll just go slink off to some other thread.
Oooh I know that guy. He reminds me a lot o......wait, I see what you did there.
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I have figured out that if I go ahead an chalk up the cash for a bottle of JD, it will keep her busy for days. At this point, I can stroll on in to the local spirits establishment and get whatever I want; and still get the pussy. Trust me, its a working formula.
But JD......christ on a crutch, there are lot better options out there.
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King of the tards that gets pussy?
Lofty title, Mr. Simp.
Got to work for something. My crown is full of precious jewels.
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But JD......christ on a crutch, there are lot better options out there.
Zak Lee.....since its summer, teh rumz are always a nice choice.
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But JD......christ on a crutch, there are lot better options out there.
I axed my liker store here if they could get teh Eagles Rare.
It's coming.
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But JD......christ on a crutch, there are lot better options out there.
Yeah, but that would cost me child support....jkg.
Well, let me make it clear, its not always JD or even whiskey. Sometimes it could be rum, vodka or the occasional tequila. Her favorite is Crown but she never gets it because she says I drink too much of it. I do.
Zak Lee.....since its summer, teh rumz are always a nice choice.
She and I both can agree on the Captain.
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I axed my liker store here if they could get teh Eagles Rare.
It's coming.
They told me the other day that they were out. I think he saw my eyes tear up and lip quiver b/c he told me where else I could purchase it. It has become the first thing I grab off the shelf now.
Simp: you come home with a bottle of whatever you like and tell her she will drink and like it or do without.
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They told me the other day that they were out. I think he saw my eyes tear up and lip quiver b/c he told me where else I could purchase it. It has become the first thing I grab off the shelf now.
Simp: you come home with a bottle of whatever you like and tell her she will drink and like it or do without.
Atta boy....