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Title: Found you cods
Post by: Wincrimson on July 09, 2011, 05:54:42 PM
I haven't posted much on the kiddy board in a while.  I'm sure they consider my absence a "God thing."  I should hear nothing of the sort over here considering all of you are wayward heathens.  That is reassuring in the least.

At any rate, I stumbled across this site after reading the filth some fella named Kaos scribbled in a men's room stall.  But I made no effort to remember the cell number that accompanied this address.  I'm good, Kaos.  You sick frick.  Take that shit back to Pickens County.

I'm here.  So... don't screw it up.   :aubie:
Title: Re: Found you cods
Post by: ssgaufan on July 09, 2011, 06:03:16 PM
Go Fuck Yourself and die.
Title: Re: Found you cods
Post by: Aubie16 on July 09, 2011, 06:11:45 PM
Welcome.

I'm upset that she ruined a great picture by putting that Braves "A" with a mullet on it. 
Title: Re: Found you cods
Post by: Wincrimson on July 09, 2011, 06:16:42 PM
Go eff Yourself and die.

You're an interesting case.

One would naturally think having an extra chromosome would be a plus, eh?  Guess not.  It fascinates me.

Welcome.

I'm upset that she ruined a great picture by putting that Braves "A" with a mullet on it. 

It's pretty much a prerequisite.
Title: Re: Found you cods
Post by: JR4AU on July 09, 2011, 06:22:43 PM
Where's your dog?
Title: Re: Found you cods
Post by: Wincrimson on July 09, 2011, 06:25:33 PM
I left him snoozing on my Vietnam Veteran sign under an I-459 bridge.  Why do you ask?
Title: Re: Found you cods
Post by: Townhallsavoy on July 09, 2011, 06:25:51 PM
I haven't posted much on the kiddy board in a while.  I'm sure they consider my absence a "God thing."  I should hear nothing of the sort over here considering all of you are wayward heathens.  That is reassuring in the least.

At any rate, I stumbled across this site after reading the filth some fella named Kaos scribbled in a men's room stall.  But I made no effort to remember the cell number that accompanied this address.  I'm good, Kaos.  You sick frick.  Take that shit back to Pickens County.

I'm here.  So... don't screw it up.   :aubie:

Go fist your dog. 

And eat its shit.  The shit that gets stuck in your fingernails after you fist it. 

And then smell your breath. 

Shit eater.

Welcome!
Title: Re: Found you cods
Post by: Jumbo on July 09, 2011, 06:43:31 PM
Welcome 28-27! I will enjoy fisting the shane out of you and your homeless fucking dog.
Title: Re: Found you cods
Post by: JR4AU on July 09, 2011, 06:44:21 PM
I left him snoozing on my Vietnam Veteran sign under an I-459 bridge.  Why do you ask?

We have rules here.  Follow them, or eat a bag of dicks.  In fact, do that anyway and then  present your dog to Jumbo for the initiation fisting.
Title: Re: Found you cods
Post by: Aubie16 on July 09, 2011, 07:00:29 PM
also, you referenced the kiddie site, since I honestly can't remember, was wincrimson a douche over there or not? I remember there being a bammer or 2 that I could tolerate but there were also a bunch of retard bammers that took up residence.

which was he?
Title: Re: Found you cods
Post by: Wincrimson on July 09, 2011, 08:00:22 PM
Yo, Godfather. Refresh this kid's memory.
Title: Re: Found you cods
Post by: Aubie16 on July 09, 2011, 08:02:44 PM
Yo, Godfather. Refresh this kid's memory.

Well that answered my question.
Title: Re: Found you cods
Post by: Wincrimson on July 09, 2011, 08:06:22 PM
And somebody better get that damb Natty Light icon off my profille before I raise hell and put a rock under it.

All of you who know me should be aware that I'm a textbook example of a Dos Equis man.

And Aubie16, for the record - I can answer most of your questions. But I eventually start charging.
Title: Re: Found you cods
Post by: djsimp on July 09, 2011, 09:36:24 PM
But I eventually start charging.

Don't ask don't tell.

Title: Re: Found you cods
Post by: Wincrimson on July 09, 2011, 10:53:38 PM
Don't ask don't tell.

Blah blah blah.  Sis boom bah.
Title: Re: Found you cods
Post by: Townhallsavoy on July 09, 2011, 11:03:29 PM
Aren't you the guy that was Saban's limo driver or something?
Title: Re: Found you cods
Post by: djsimp on July 09, 2011, 11:22:21 PM
Aren't you the guy that was Saban's limo driver or something?

I didn't know they made Dodge limo's.
Title: Re: Found you cods
Post by: Wincrimson on July 09, 2011, 11:26:39 PM
Aren't you the guy that was Saban's limo driver or something?

The title is "trusted adviser."  Get it right.
Title: Re: Found you cods
Post by: Saniflush on July 11, 2011, 07:01:31 AM
The title is "trusted adviser knob gobbler."  Get it right.
Title: Re: Found you cods
Post by: AUTiger1 on July 11, 2011, 09:55:49 AM
Go fuck yourself and die.

Token: Control your fanbase!
Title: Re: Found you cods
Post by: Godfather on July 11, 2011, 10:24:05 AM
HE is very flexible.
(http://www.tigersx.com/images/wincrim.jpg)
Title: Re: Found you cods
Post by: Ogre on July 11, 2011, 10:27:27 AM
Welcome to the X, WC.  Please tell me you haven't been slumming it over at GayUNation/Family the past 4 years. 

Title: Re: Found you cods
Post by: Tiger Six on July 11, 2011, 11:39:52 AM
Cods?

Who uses that type of word any longer?
Title: Re: Found you cods
Post by: Snaggletiger on July 11, 2011, 11:43:00 AM
Cods?

Who uses that type of word any longer?

I got kicked in the cods once.
Title: Re: Found you cods
Post by: wesfau2 on July 11, 2011, 11:45:50 AM
Cods?

Who uses that type of word any longer?

People with suspiciously low post counts.
Title: Re: Found you cods
Post by: Tiger Six on July 11, 2011, 11:47:21 AM
People with suspiciously low post counts.

I been busy.
Title: Re: Found you cods
Post by: djsimp on July 11, 2011, 03:00:10 PM
HE is very flexible.
(http://www.tigersx.com/images/wincrim.jpg)

Just one more step and he could lick his own balls. That seems to have taken lots of ball licking practice.
Title: Re: Found you cods
Post by: AWK on July 11, 2011, 04:48:27 PM
I hope you choke on a dog's dick, updyke.
Title: Re: Found you cods
Post by: BZ770 on July 11, 2011, 10:47:41 PM
And somebody better get that damb Natty Light icon off my profille before I raise hell and put a rock under it.

All of you who know me should be aware that I'm a textbook example of a Dos Equis man.

And Aubie16, for the record - I can answer most of your questions. But I eventually start charging.

Dos Equis is already Taken.
Title: Re: Found you cods
Post by: Buzz Killington on July 11, 2011, 10:59:23 PM
This is a family site, so please refrain from using such harsh language in the future, fucktard.