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Title: Celebraty Baby Name
Post by: Snaggletiger on July 07, 2011, 11:47:21 AM
Saw a piece on Fox about Insane Baby Names given by celebrities.  You just wonder how people can justify forcing kids to go through life with a particular name because you somehow think it's cute or funny.  Some of them were:

Alicia Silverstone - Bear Blu

Gwen Stefani and Gavin Rossdale - Kingston ain't so bad but....Zuma Nesta Rock?

Volleyball PLayer Kerri Walsh - Hey "Sundance" come here

Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz - Bronx Mowgli Wentz

Toni Braxton has two - Denham and Diesel

Remember the Lou Holthzphzz of celebrity chefs, Jamie Oliver?  Mr. Oliver has 3.  So he thought it would be a plus for these young ladies to go through life as Poppy Honey Rosie, Daisy Boo Pamela and Petal Blossom.

First day of school.

Teacher: Zuma Nesta Rock Stefani

Class: *snicker*

Zuma Nesta:  Here

Class:  *snicker*

Teacher:  Bronx Mowgli Wentz

Class:  :rofl: :clap:

Bronx:  Here
Title: Re: Celebraty Baby Name
Post by: AUJarhead on July 07, 2011, 11:59:03 AM
When my wife and I were picking names for our children, I wanted "Bertha McSweaty Crotch" for our daughter and "Thunder Cock" for my son.

Sadly, they are named Sophia and Jackson.
Title: Re: Celebraty Baby Name
Post by: Aubie16 on July 07, 2011, 12:17:44 PM
It ain't just celebrities.

You should see the names of some of the kids I teach.
Title: Re: Celebraty Baby Name
Post by: Snaggletiger on July 07, 2011, 12:29:32 PM
Quote from: Aubie16 on July 07, 2011, 12:17:44 PM
It ain't just celebrities.

You should see the names of some of the kids I teach.

Werd.  My wife taught 2nd grade in the City system for many years and each year the names seemed to get more outrageous.  One kids name was pronounced..because I don't recall how to spell it....Ahtchawatcha.   :facepalm:
Title: Re: Celebraty Baby Name
Post by: Snaggletiger on July 07, 2011, 12:31:39 PM
I Rofl'd

http://youtu.be/pCdmiZyyGjQ
Title: Re: Celebraty Baby Name
Post by: AUTiger1 on July 07, 2011, 12:46:16 PM
Quote from: Aubie16 on July 07, 2011, 12:17:44 PM
It ain't just celebrities.

You should see the names of some of the kids I teach.

I hear some nice ones from the kids my wife teaches.  Brick, yes his name is Brick.  Sunshine Hill, yes her name is Sunshine Hill.  Bubbles, she had a kid in her class named Bubbles one year.  Bubbles was special, so are her parents who drew a check every month for being so special.  She has had a handful of kids with the bammer namesake.  William, Paul, Bryant, Eugene, Gene, Bama, Crimson, use the combination of any those.