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Pat Dye Field => War Damn Eagle => Topic started by: The Prowler on June 29, 2011, 08:07:45 PM

Title: Auburn needs to sign this girl up for a new addition to the Tigerettes...STAT!!!
Post by: The Prowler on June 29, 2011, 08:07:45 PM: *Keyboard and Monitor Warning*

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_EoQ_A1oFjw
Title: Re: Auburn needs to sign this girl up for a new addition to the Tigerettes...STAT!!!
Post by: djsimp on June 29, 2011, 08:13:59 PM: I could think of a couple other things she could sign up for.
Title: Re: Auburn needs to sign this girl up for a new addition to the Tigerettes...STAT!!!
Post by: AU_Tiger_2000 on June 29, 2011, 10:22:23 PM: I'm officially an old married fart. My first thought was, "Damn, she has got some serious kung fu grip."

My second thought was, "I would never have to get up to open a jar of jelly again." :facepalm:
Title: Re: Auburn needs to sign this girl up for a new addition to the Tigerettes...STAT!!!
Post by: AUTiger1 on June 29, 2011, 11:18:13 PM: Quote from: AU_Tiger_2000 on June 29, 2011, 10:22:23 PM
I'm officially an old married fart. My first thought was, "Damn, she has got some serious kung fu grip."

My second thought was, "I would never have to get up to open a jar of jelly again." :facepalm:

:haha:
You old married fa......wait, what?
Title: Re: Auburn needs to sign this girl up for a new addition to the Tigerettes...STAT!!!
Post by: The Prowler on June 29, 2011, 11:18:52 PM: She's going to give a new meaning to "Tiger Prowl"...we gon' get all dem Star prospects, BOOYAH BITCHES!!!
Title: Re: Auburn needs to sign this girl up for a new addition to the Tigerettes...STAT!!!
Post by: djsimp on June 30, 2011, 12:01:02 AM: Quote from: The Prowler on June 29, 2011, 11:18:52 PM
She's going to give a new meaning to "Tiger Prowl"...we gon' get all dem Star prospects, BOOYAH BITCHES!!!

And dolla bills.
Title: Re: Auburn needs to sign this girl up for a new addition to the Tigerettes...STAT!!!
Post by: AUsweetheart on June 30, 2011, 12:02:12 AM: Quote from: AU_Tiger_2000 on June 29, 2011, 10:22:23 PM
I'm officially an old married fart. My first thought was, "Damn, she has got some serious kung fu grip."

My second thought was, "I would never have to get up to open a jar of jelly again." :facepalm:

Thank God you aren't a recruit.
Title: Re: Auburn needs to sign this girl up for a new addition to the Tigerettes...STAT!!!
Post by: AU_Tiger_2000 on June 30, 2011, 12:04:08 AM: Quote from: AUsweetheart on June 30, 2011, 12:02:12 AM
Thank God you aren't a recruit.

Even in my playing days I wasn't much of a recruit. Unfortunately for me even Troy and UNA weren't in the need of 5'11" 190 lbs offensive linemen.
Title: Re: Auburn needs to sign this girl up for a new addition to the Tigerettes...STAT!!!
Post by: AWK on June 30, 2011, 12:47:04 AM: Quote from: AU_Tiger_2000 on June 30, 2011, 12:04:08 AM
Even in my playing days I wasn't much of a recruit. Unfortunately for me even Troy and UNA weren't in the need of 5'11" 190 lbs offensive linemen.
Don't sell yourself short. You're worth a few $100 handshakes.
Title: Re: Auburn needs to sign this girl up for a new addition to the Tigerettes...STAT!!!
Post by: djsimp on June 30, 2011, 08:46:12 AM: Quote from: AWK on June 30, 2011, 12:47:04 AM
Don't sell yourself short. You're worth a few $100 handshakes.

Yeah, because thats about all The University of the Blind could afford.
Title: Re: Auburn needs to sign this girl up for a new addition to the Tigerettes...STAT!!!
Post by: AUTiger1 on June 30, 2011, 10:25:41 AM: Quote from: AWK on June 30, 2011, 12:47:04 AM
Don't sell yourself short. You're worth a few $100 handshakes.

I thought that was $100 handjobs?
Title: Re: Auburn needs to sign this girl up for a new addition to the Tigerettes...STAT!!!
Post by: AUsweetheart on June 30, 2011, 10:35:16 AM: Quote from: AUTiger1 on June 30, 2011, 10:25:41 AM
I thought that was $100 handjobs?

No such thing. At least not when I was in high school. ;)
Title: Re: Auburn needs to sign this girl up for a new addition to the Tigerettes...STAT!!!
Post by: Saniflush on June 30, 2011, 10:42:13 AM: Quote from: AUsweetheart on June 30, 2011, 10:35:16 AM
No such thing. At least not when I was in high school. ;)

Just because you were giving them away does not mean they did not exist.
Title: Re: Auburn needs to sign this girl up for a new addition to the Tigerettes...STAT!!!
Post by: Buzz Killington on June 30, 2011, 10:44:10 AM: I gotta agree with sweets though...at my HS, they were free with the second date usually.
Title: Re: Auburn needs to sign this girl up for a new addition to the Tigerettes...STAT!!!
Post by: dallaswareagle on June 30, 2011, 12:41:04 PM: Quote from: Buzz Killington on June 30, 2011, 10:44:10 AM
I gotta agree with sweets though...at my HS, they were free with the second date usually.

I didn't need no date for (wait a minute) :haha:
Title: Re: Auburn needs to sign this girl up for a new addition to the Tigerettes...STAT!!!
Post by: Jumbo on June 30, 2011, 12:43:20 PM: Quote from: Buzz Killington on June 30, 2011, 10:44:10 AM
I gotta agree with sweets though...at my HS, they were free with the second date usually.
I usually gave hand jobs on the first date, I knew he would dump me before Valentines Day.
Title: Re: Auburn needs to sign this girl up for a new addition to the Tigerettes...STAT!!!
Post by: BZ770 on June 30, 2011, 12:54:26 PM: Did anyone else get mentally scarred from the Guy Pole Dancer on Americas Got Talent. Gayest thing ever.