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Pat Dye Field => War Damn Eagle => Topic started by: AUChizad on June 21, 2011, 11:23:39 AM

Title: Where Has The Auburner Gone?
Post by: AUChizad on June 21, 2011, 11:23:39 AM
To Twitter apparently.

The Auburner in its prime was probably my favorite Auburn-related website.

Now Mark's tweets are what cracks me up.

Bryan Fischer retweeted the SBB story reinforcing that something was fishy with the salaries. Something about Auburn, like Lucy, "has some splainin' to do".

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@BryanDFischer believes paying woman an avg of $185/month is so crazy that it can be likened to Lucy pulling one of her crazy antics.
I'm not saying @BryanDFischer is a misogynist. I'm just really hoping that you infer that.

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Source: #Malzahn playfakes often deliberate plots to deceive others: #Newton complicit in mendacity.
#sportsbybrooksscandals

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Auburn football players granted sideline access to Auburn football games.
#sportsbybrooksscandals

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Gustav Malzahn: Where is the birth certificate?
#sportsbybrooksscandals

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HOAX: Auburn's BCS Championship game was recorded at an indoor facility somewhere in the Arizona Desert. #sportsbybrooksscandals

I lost it at work on that last one.
Title: Re: Where Has The Auburner Gone?
Post by: AU_Tiger_2000 on June 21, 2011, 11:26:55 AM
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Auburn football players granted sideline access to Auburn football games.
#sportsbybrooksscandals

 *snicker*
Title: Re: Where Has The Auburner Gone?
Post by: GH2001 on June 21, 2011, 02:31:36 PM
Quote from: AUChizad on June 21, 2011, 11:23:39 AM
To Twitter apparently.

The Auburner in its prime was probably my favorite Auburn-related website.

Now Mark's tweets are what cracks me up.

Bryan Fischer retweeted the SBB story reinforcing that something was fishy with the salaries. Something about Auburn, like Lucy, "has some splainin' to do".

I lost it at work on that last one.

LMFAO

 :rofl: :clap:
Title: Re: Where Has The Auburner Gone?
Post by: AUChizad on June 21, 2011, 03:24:52 PM
War Blogle got in on some of the fun too.

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REPORT: 2010 Auburn football team used weekdays to prepare for weekend games.
#sportsbybrooksheadlines

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Sources reveal "Auburn Family" actually just a group of fans. Most not related at all.
#sportsbybrooksheadlines

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REPORT: Auburn demanded that 8 teams traveled hundreds of miles to play games in their own stadium.
#sportsbybrooksheadlines

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Auburn wore special shoes with "spiky things on the bottom" to help with traction in ALL 14 games.
#sportsbybrooksheadlines

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Auburn suspected in attempted poisoning of Les Miles with mysterious white powdery substance sprayed every 3 feet on home turf.
#sportsbybrooksheadlines