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Pat Dye Field => War Damn Eagle => Topic started by: Tiger Wench on June 20, 2011, 03:51:27 PM
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Not in those words exactly, but THANK THE LORD someone besides an Auburn fan (Spencer Hall is a Florida alum) who has a national following has made a very pointed statement about all this bullshit.
Report: Auburn Guilty Of Paying Employees
by Spencer Hall
Allow me to step outside of any cloak of objectiveness I might have left: more than anyone else on the planet who is not an Alabama fan, I would love it if someone could produce hard evidence of Auburn University cheating in football recruiting. I really would. I would hold a theme party, and then invite everyone to come over as their favorite shady Auburn booster or football player. I get to wear the Yella Wood guy outfit, though, because the Yellow Hat is stunna, son.
So I would love to get excited over this, especially after watching Auburn beat my team by piddling field goals in games so frustrating I bled from the ears watching them. However, since the hostesses aren't taking money illicitly because they're employed by Auburn, and because they aren't traveling to schools or games to recruit players, then everything Auburn is doing here is a perfectly legitimate expense by the NCAA's rules.
It is as shocking as divulging that Auburn paid assistant coach Trooper Taylor "hundreds of thousands of dollars to recruit football players" in the year 2010. He's an employee, and employees get paid, and until that isn't true it's going to stay that way. Besides, when has anyone at Auburn in the past ever bothered with a paper trail when it came to corruption? [EDITOR'S DISCLAIMER: This covers past allegations at Auburn, not the squeaky clean program currently run by Gene Chizik that has no documented instances of abusing the rules governing amateurism in the NCAA. War Plaineagleness, or whatever y'all say.--Ed.]
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Ummmmm, uhhhhhh..
I'm not even gonna be the one to say it.
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I would hold a theme party, and then invite everyone to come over as their favorite shady Auburn booster or football player. I get to wear the Yella Wood guy outfit, though, because the Yellow Hat is stunna, son.
Actually, if Auburn ever does get busted, I'm going to do this too.
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:thumsup:
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Seriously though....when is this greasy haired fuckface ever going to look into anything "bad" in Athens?
Oh wait....nevermind. Doesn't take a whole lot of digging to find that.
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Seriously though....when is this greasy haired fuckface ever going to look into anything "bad" in Athens?
Oh wait....nevermind. Doesn't take a whole lot of digging to find that.
Its called misdirection. Everyone knows it but him.
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Its called misdirection. Everyone knows it but him.
Kaos already did it, but apparently Brooks doesn't know how to divide either. Let's see 87K/27 over a 1.5 year period.........
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Kaos already did it, but apparently Brooks doesn't know how to divide either. Let's see 87K/27 over a 1.5 year period.........
Well apparently he skipped math class to take pictures of women in his future web page adventure.
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Happy Birthday simp, you peckerhead....have a good one!
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Happy Birthday simp, you peckerhead....have a good one!
Well thank you, you old fart. Its always good to put another in the bag.
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Happy Birthday simp, you peckerhead....have a good one!
Well, Happy Birthday. Brb, going to start a thread about it. :)
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Well, Happy Birthday. Brb, going to start a thread about it. :)
You beat me to it.
Let's title it "Happy BDay to Wes's Best Friend"
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Well, Happy Birthday. Brb, going to start a thread about it. :)
wes will be along soon to do a spell check on your statement soon.
You beat me to it.
Let's title it "Happy BDay to Wes's Best Friend"
Love is all around you.