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Auburn Payroll: Tens of Thousands To Hostesses
Posted by Brooks on Jun. 20, 2011, 9:01amA recent financial audit by Sports by Brooks of payments made by Auburn University to student football recruiting hostesses since late 2009 revealed that the state-funded institution paid out tens of thousands of dollars to the student “Tigerettes†charged with escorting football players during recruiting visits to the school.
A Jan. 28, 2011, article in the AUBURN PLAINSMAN detailed the background of the longstanding, school-sponsored group:
The Tigerettes got their start in the late 1970s during former football head coach Doug Barfield’s tenure.
At first, the program used local high school seniors and Auburn freshman as guides for prospects, but as the program expanded, interviews and training processes were added, and participation in the program was limited to female Auburn students, at which point they became known as the Tigerettes.
The program further expanded once former coach Pat Dye came to Auburn.
“We used more of them because he brought in large numbers of recruits, trying to build the program back up†said Sue Locklar, on-campus recruiting coordinator. “We started going through a very hard selection process.â€
Locklar said there are typically between 400–500 applicants who go through the selection process.
Those selected undergo in-depth training seminars about football, the football program and the coaching staff.
Males were added to the group as “Tiger†hosts in 1992 but the demographic makeup of the Auburn football recruiting organization remains almost entirely female.
According to employee payroll data available to the public on the official Auburn University website, 21 Tigerettes were paid $78,044.26 between Oct. 2, 2009, and May 31, 2011. Five male “Tiger†hosts were paid $6,880.19 during the same period. (The 27 school employees are currently listed as “2010-2011″ officers and members of the organizaton on the Tigerettes official website.)
Here is a sampling of Auburn students who have been paid by the school as “Tigerettesâ€:
Jamie Nolen (female): $12,840.48 (since 3/19/2010)
Emily Jenkins: $8,415.49 (since 2/19/2010)
Jordan Poitevint (female): $7.547.25 (since 3/5/2010)
Dominique Neville (female): $6,521.45 (since 10/2/2009)
Morgan Stewart (female): $4,132.50 (since 9/3/2010)
All tolled, Auburn has paid out $84,924.45 to student football recruiting hostesses and hosts since Oct. 2, 2009.
So what does Auburn get for that money? In late 2009 Simpson Fletcher of the AUBURN PLAINSMAN reported:
(Dominique) Neville’s duties as president of the group include serving primarily as the liaison between Auburn University Athletic Department administrators and the organization, daily hostings of prospective students and prospective student-athletes, providing clerical and administrative support for the athletic department, and serving at various athletic department functions.
In the same article, Fletcher reported of a student Tigerette named Audra Brawley:
Audra Brawley, a sophomore Tigerette in biomedical sciences, said the main duties of Tigerettes and Tiger Hosts are recruiting the best young men to become Auburn football players, aiding the coaches, helping the secretaries in the office with mail outs to prospective players and working with the athletic department in recruiting students.
“I absolutely love Auburn football because I grew up watching it every Saturday in the fall with my dad,†Brawley said. “He has three daughters and turned me into his makeshift son. We would come to games and see the girls with recruits, and I knew how much impact they had on the future of Auburn football. I wanted to be them so I could impact Auburn football too.â€
The Jan. 28, 2011, Plainsman piece on Tigerettes also mentioned Auburn football recruiting hostess Jamie Nolen:
Jamie Nolen, senior in public relations and third-year Tigerette, said her friends give her a hard time because she doesn’t come home enough.
“I love it so much, so I’ll be up here until three o’clock in the morning if I need to get something right. I’ll put in extra time,†Nolen said. “Pretty much the only time we were at home this weekend was to put our pajamas on and go to bed.â€
Since March 19, 2010, Auburn has paid Nolen $12,840.48 for her work as a Tigerette football recruiting hostess.
Part of Nolen’s official duties as a Auburn football recruiting hostess apparently include tracking Auburn football recruits on Facebook.
Greg Robinson, a highly-recruited lineman from Thibodaux, La., who signed with Auburn last February recently noted in a Facebook entry dated May 28, 2011, that he was moving to Auburn for the summer.
The next entry on Robinson’s public Facebook page timeline was the Auburn recruit adding Nolen as a “friendâ€.
In a Jan. 8, 2011, report on FOXSports.com, Thayer Evans wrote of Robinson’s recruitment by Auburn:
Former Thibodaux High coach Dennis Lorio says several coaches and students saw Robinson show off cash and a new iPhone at school after a visit to Auburn. Robinson wrote in a Facebook message in July that he got the phone when “I came to Alabama.â€
… “How did players from Thibodaux, La., become so interested in Auburn?†Lorio asks. “That’s a really good question. (Auburn Assistant Coach) Trooper Taylor and (NCAA-targeted Robinson associate) Sean Nelson would know.â€
… Nelson drove Robinson to Auburn for unofficial visits — two of them, both say. Nelson says he didn’t approach Robinson about taking the trips but let Robinson ride along on trips Nelson already had planned. Robinson says he told Taylor he wanted to visit the school, and Taylor called Nelson to see if Robinson could ride with him.
A crosscheck of Scout.com articles about Robinson revealed that between late May, 2010 and Feb. 2., 2011 (signing day), Robinson reportedly took six visits to Auburn. Five of those visits were of the unofficial variety.
On Feb. 16, 2011, Sports by Brooks reported:
Monday NCAA investigators descended on Thibodaux, Louisiana, to meet individually with Auburn football recruit Greg Robinson, Robinson’s mother Lydia, Robinson associate Sean Nelson and Robinson’s former Thibodaux High School Coach Dennis Lorio.
Here is a list of all of the checks reported by Auburn University’s official website to Nolen:
In addition to Nolen, Robinson is confirmed Facebook friends with multiple other Tigerettes, including Morgan Stewart ($4,132.50), Hillarie Deen ($4.377.00), Adrianne Redding ($3,610.50) and Jordan Bocage ($3,367.63).
BREAKING NEWS! AUBURN PAYS ITS EMPLOYEES!!!
What's even funnier is @AuburnGate tweeted Brooks asking what he knows about the Tigerettes, and he spouts this shit out less than a day later.
This is the peak of the SportsByBrooks's stupid non-stories mountain.
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I would love to see the same stats on the hosts/hostesses at Florida, Georgia, Texas, Alabama, Florida State, Tennessee, Ohio State........
Exactly what is the point of this article?
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You can't imagine the immensity of the fuck that I do not give.
Meanwhile, I got a good kick of this tweet
EXCLUSIVE: EDSBS obtains receipts showing that Auburn PAID GENE CHIZIK TO COACH AT AUBURN.
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You can't imagine the immensity of the fuck that I do not give.
I can because my "just don't give a fuck meter" is at its highest. That article, or whatever you call it, just downright boring. Like Snaggle said, what is the point here?
Meanwhile, I got a good kick of this tweet
Wow, just wow. I thought Chizik was coaching for free. This douchebag must be real bored.
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Is this the result of months of digging? That people employed by AU make as much as 3k a year? That kids friend pretty girls on Facebook?
At least they arent making friends of creepy old men. Damn.
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How will Auburn ever overcome these awful allegations?
Some Tigerettes are paid minimum wage or less.
Gregory Robinson made five unofficial visits to Auburn and, horrors, has a Tigerette as a Facebook friend.
Auburn contracts now will not penalize head coaches if their programs are being investigated, only if they are actually found to be guilty of something.
A Louisiana high school coach didn’t like it when two of his players signed with Auburn.
Most football prospects are shown around by pretty females instead of males.
Auburn has signed some really top-notch prospects the past two recruiting classes and looks to be poised to do it again.
Wow! How will these things ever be explained?
This post was edited by PhillipMarshall on 6/20/2011 at 1:56 PM
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Back with your useless facts again, eh Marshall?
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I tell you what, I wish I had the kind of free time these dipshits must have to sit around and "investigate" stuff...
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I tell you what, I wish I had the kind of free time these dipshits must have to sit around and "investigate" stuff...
....and get paid for it. I just don't get it.
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Back with your useless facts again, eh Marshall?
Phillip's been getting mad lately. I like it. He was always too nice.
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Guess which was the first school to institute football hostesses in the 1960s? Here's a clue - they were called "Bear's Angels"...
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I'm not really understanding the point of this article, unless other schools don't pay their hostesses, or there is some sort of NCAA bylaw that says they can't be paid.
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I'm not really understanding the point of this article, unless other schools don't pay their hostesses, or there is some sort of NCAA bylaw that says they can't be paid.
Brooks tweeted shortly ago that he wasn't accusing Auburn of anything or any allegations.... What a fucking idiot. What was the point of the article then?
If I was a father of some of those girls, I'd be contacting a lawyer...and having a conversation.
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Love this line:
Males were added to the group as “Tiger†hosts in 1992 but the demographic makeup of the Auburn football recruiting organization remains almost entirely female.
http://www.auburn.edu/student_info/tigerettes_tigerreps/menu.htm
I'm counting over 20 of the about 70 names listed under "Members" are male names. How is that "almost entirely female?"
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http://friendsoftheprogram.net/
FALSE OUTRAGE ALERT: AUBURN IS PAYING STUDENT WORKERS TO WORK!
June 20th, 2011 by Bunkie Perkins · No Comments
Don’t let the corsages and wholesome pants suits fool you, these girls are on the take
In what must have taken at least a good 20 minutes of personal time to troll public financial records and Auburn coed’s Facebook accounts, Sports by Brooks, has broken the Auburn payment scandal wide open. It seems, according to Brooks, that Auburn has been paying student workers, most of whom happen to be female, for doing work (THEY’RE ON THE PAYROLL, PAAAWWWLLL!!!). These handout-taking harlots were actually given financial compensation for things like stuffing envelopes, hosting recruits during their official visits, and in the most damning of revelations, keeping tabs on recruits via Facebook. While nothing more than facts were offerred in the story, Ill assume that this post by Brooks is less of a commentary on possible corruption within the Auburn athletic department and more of a cry of outrage of how the landscape of college has changed since Brooks was in school…back then women weren’t allowed to enroll and the minimum wage for student workers was a wooden nickel and a hearty pat on the back.
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What hostesses do with recruits, etc., is probably about the same at nearly every major D1 football school. Let's not open that can of worms, because really, you're gonna get into some shit there. I think everybody knows what I'm saying. If it is legal to pay the hostesses (which I'm 99.9999% sure it is), SO FUCKING WHAT that AU pays them more than the 3 schools he "checked with". I get paid more than some people that do my same job in other cities. Some people get paid more than me. It's like that no matter where you work.
It just seems like dude did an awful lot of digging and "checking" to then shout from the rooftops that he found absolutely nothing.
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This is his M.O.
Loving that in the span of a week both Joe Schad and SportsByBrooks have been discredited as loons with an unrelenting hard on to slander Auburn with no basis in reality.
Hope Pete Thamel & Thayer Evans are next.
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Brooks realizing what a douche nozel he looks in the court of public opinion now.
@SPORTSbyBROOKS
No accusation or allegation in Auburn post. Never said NCAA rules broken. But is arrangement typical? We'll soon find out.
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more of a cry of outrage of how the landscape of college has changed since Brooks was in school…back then women weren’t allowed to enroll and the minimum wage for student workers was a wooden nickel and a hearty pat on the back.
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@SPORTSbyBROOKS
Auburn fans: So recruiting hostess getting paid $999.60 on August 6 is typical throughout SEC, Big 10, Pac-10, Big 12?
@FOTProgram:
@SPORTSbyBROOKS coudn't some of the payments be related to reimbursements and expenses?
@SPORTSbyBROOKS
Absolutely
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He just said there were 70 hostesses. 70 divided by $999.60 is ohhhh...around $15 per worker. Let's say half of them didn't work that week....that makes the total $30 per worker...
Dude needs to fucking stop before he digs even deeper...
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WTF! The whole intent is to make it look like AU is supplying hookers. That's why he doesn't break down the numbers. Enough people will believe it's true. That's all that matters. He runs a gossip page and wants to be cfb's version of the paparazzi. You can hire a PI to do the same thing. I listened to this guy on Finebaum one afternoon babbling and gasping for air up against a break. Even Pawwl was perplexed. Brook's desperately needs Finebaum's blessing for relevance and thinks whatever he uncovers is worthy of a sting operation.
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From Philip Marshall:
http://auburn.247sports.com/Board/42/Truth-about-Tigerette-Tiger-Hosts-program-2761461
I have talked today with people who have been recently or are currently involved with Auburn's Tigerette and Tiger Hosts program. Here';s what I have learned:
* There is no pay for being a Tigerette. Period. It is an all-volunteer group.
* Offices in the athletic department - recruiting, academics, media relations, etc. - have budgeted student positions. Tigerettes or Tiger Hosts often apply for those positions and, if they are hired, are paid like any other students.
* Tigerettes and Tiger Hosts operate under very strict guidelines and are constantly monitored to assure they do not run afoul of NCAA rules.
* One person, asked if there was a desire to go on record, said "My first inclination is that I want to do that because it's wrong what has been said, but if I did, my words would just be twisted. It's better not to say anything."
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Phillip Marshall Has some bite for SBB
http://auburn.247sports.com/Article/Phillips-blog-A-new-low-29202 (http://auburn.247sports.com/Article/Phillips-blog-A-new-low-29202)
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Phillip's blog: A new low
Phillip Marshall
ShareIt was bad when Cam Newton’s character was assaulted. It was bad when Auburn’s national championship was called into question based on nothing.
Senior Editor Phillip MarshallBut what happened Monday was worse.
Brooks Melchior, the real name behind the vitriol on the SportsByBrooks web site, breathlessly exposed that some Auburn Tigerettes had been paid in the past two years. A real reporter, of course, would have done some minimal research and discovered that they were not paid for their work as Tigerettes but for various budgeted student jobs.
But to call Melchior a reporter is like calling me skinny. You can say it, but it doesn’t make it so.
Instead, Melchior wrote a long piece about some Auburn Tigerettes getting paid and that some of them became Facebook friends with a former recruit after he enrolled in school. He dug out some old quotes and pretended he had a scoop.
Melchior, no doubt, would say that he wrote nothing in the piece that wasn’t true. But he did exactly what set out to do. He gave the impression that the Tigerettes had done something wrong.
He didn’t have to say it. The comments on the story said it for him. That’s the way he works.
Innuendo is Melchior’s stock in trade. Truth? Accuracy? Context? Not so much.
It’s bad when the target is a big-time college quarterback, but big-time college quarterbacks are accustomed to being on the big stage, even accustomed to being criticized.
It’s bad when it’s a coach, but coaches are paid well enough to take it.
But when Melchior takes off after female college students about whom he knows nothing, resulting in faceless, gutless message board posters calling them prostitutes and worse, that’s a new low.
All of us have, at one time or another, written stories that hurt people. Some of us have empathy for those who are hurt.
And then there are those who just don’t care.
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What hostesses do with recruits, etc., is probably about the same at nearly every major D1 football school. Let's not open that can of worms, because really, you're gonna get into some shit there. I think everybody knows what I'm saying. If it is legal to pay the hostesses (which I'm 99.9999% sure it is), SO FUCKING WHAT that AU pays them more than the 3 schools he "checked with". I get paid more than some people that do my same job in other cities. Some people get paid more than me. It's like that no matter where you work.
It just seems like dude did an awful lot of digging and "checking" to then shout from the rooftops that he found absolutely nothing.
At least you see it.
Maybe we need to start digging around into UGA's finances and "wrong doings".
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I have a confession to make. While at school at Auburn I got paid...by the school...(choke, sob)... to paint ...(Oh God have mercy on me)..the ATHLETIC DORMS...(waaaahhhhh!!!). For this service I was paid....(sniffle)...minimum wage.
I'm sorry that I took money from Auburn for a service rendered to said institution. I'm even sorrier that I spilled paint on that 6'6" 325lb offensive lineman's carpet and blamed it on another guy who had just left (actually that was pretty funny).
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I have a confession to make. While at school at Auburn I got paid...by the school...(choke, sob)... to paint ...(Oh God have mercy on me)..the ATHLETIC DORMS...(waaaahhhhh!!!). For this service I was paid....(sniffle)...minimum wage.
I'm sorry that I took money from Auburn for a service rendered to said institution. I'm even sorrier that I spilled paint on that 6'6" 325lb offensive lineman's carpet and blamed it on another guy who had just left (actually that was pretty funny).
Isn't this going to make the hammer fall even harder?
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Isn't this going to make the hammer fall even harder?
Actually it was fine, until he lied about the carpet. Now the OL will take the heat and we are facing the death penalty.
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Phillip Marshall Has some bite for SBB
http://auburn.247sports.com/Article/Phillips-blog-A-new-low-29202 (http://auburn.247sports.com/Article/Phillips-blog-A-new-low-29202)
Melchior??? That's his last name?
Oh my......we could have some fun here.
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Well, Brooks has loaded the gun for Finebaum. He and his callers are running hard with the "inference" Brooks wanted to create..."Auburn's Tigerettes are whores paid for by the school to recruit players."
Nice sounding girl calls in and claims to be a former Tigerette about 4 years out of school, says it's all on the up and up, and has never seen or been asked to do anything wrong, or been paid for being a Tigerette. Response, AFTER she's gone, guffaws, giggles, innuendo, and one of Paul's regulars calling in to say "she has no idea what's going on NOW at Auburn".
Fuckers should be sued then shot.
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Well, Brooks has loaded the gun for Finebaum. He and his callers are running hard with the "inference" Brooks wanted to create..."Auburn's Tigerettes are whores paid for by the school to recruit players."
Nice sounding girl calls in and claims to be a former Tigerette about 4 years out of school, says it's all on the up and up, and has never seen or been asked to do anything wrong, or been paid for being a Tigerette. Response, AFTER she's gone, guffaws, giggles, innuendo, and one of Paul's regulars calling in to say "she has no idea what's going on NOW at Auburn".
Fuckers should be sued then shot.
She sounded like she'd been smoking dope before she called.
The guy who claimed to be a host (apologies if it's one of you) appeared to have tourette's or epilepsy or something.
They hurt. Nobody heard a word they said and they didn't sound credible.
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The fact that even the biggest mouthbreeding Harvey Updykes lend this any credence whatsoever, is frankly astounding.
I really can't believe anyone would jump from the fact that some football hostesses are also on the payroll to the conclusion that they are paid prostitutes being paid by the school is really disgusting.
The fact that anyone would continue to slander these girls whose real names and pictures have been posted all over the Internet with those types of insinuation truly disturbs me.
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She sounded like she'd been smoking dope before she called.
The guy who claimed to be a host (apologies if it's one of you) appeared to have tourette's or epilepsy or something.
They hurt. Nobody heard a word they said and they didn't sound credible.
People get nervous when they call in to the radio. It's easier said than done. These sociopaths that call in every day like it's the WWF do it with ease, but it's understandable that a first time caller is going to get nervous.
Especially when you call Paul Finebaum to defend Auburn, you've got to be nervous that he's going to twist something you said into something you didn't really say.
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Finebaum now saying of the girl Tigerette that called in "Doth protest too much."
Fuck you, Paul.
Seriously. Fuck you.
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I can't listen to this shit any longer.
It makes me want to harness an F-5 super cell tornado, hit the ground about Fosters and chew a 10-mile wide swath all the way to the Tennessee line up 65. Then I'd take a right turn, mow across the state's northern border and churn back down 59 for good measure.
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Neither was very articulate. They didn't sound completely embarrassing, just like nervous kids.
Guy calling now calling them all POS for attacking 20 year old girls like they are. Finebaum wouldn't respond...he'll be labeled a whiner.
Now, when under assault...defending yourself is suspicious.
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Holy shit, that guy finally just put a steak through Finebaum's heart.
Fucking FINALLY.
Cliffs: He said that not only Brooks but "YOU Paul. You are included in this, if not at the forefront", are absolutely disgusting for dragging 17-22 year old girls' reputations through the mud to get a chuckle. These are someone's daughters. Basically called Paul the lowest of the lowest lifeforms on earth for this. And he didn't sound like a raving lunatic.
He ended the call with "Are you going to say anything Paul, or are you just going to hang up on me?"
Paul hung up on him. Went to the next caller.
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Predictably now, Finebaum is saying "Some Auburn fans are trying to turn it around on me."
Fuck you.
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Predictably now, Finebaum is saying "Some Auburn fans are trying to turn it around on me."
Fuck you.
Got people calling in now that think Brooks "alleged impropriety."
Now someone claiming to be Vincent Harris' brother says the Tigerettes were fucking them left and right during their recruitment.
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This could get really nasty for some folks and that doesn't include anyone from Auburn.
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Holy shit, that guy finally just put a steak through Finebaum's heart.
Those are incredibly hard to hammer.
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Those are incredibly hard to hammer.
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That's what she said.
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It's all coming from Scott Moore, William Berger, and the Auburngate people. They contacted Paul last week, remember the "Trooper Taylor buying hookers for recruits" bullshit that PF tried to say at the end of his talk show? Then those they went to SbDA and he blindly ran it.
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It's all coming from Scott Moore, William Berger, and the Auburngate people. They contacted Paul last week, remember the "Trooper Taylor buying hookers for recruits" bullshit that PF tried to say at the end of his talk show? Then those they went to SbDA and he blindly ran it.
Time to burn that shit down.
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It's all coming from Scott Moore, William Berger, and the Auburngate people. They contacted Paul last week, remember the "Trooper Taylor buying hookers for recruits" bullshit that PF tried to say at the end of his talk show? Then those they went to SbDA and he blindly ran it.
Explains Finebaum mischaracterizing NtYF at every turn.
As I mentioned earlier, AuburnGate tweeted Brooks asking him what he knew about the Tigerettes, and then less than 24 hours later, he came out with that story.
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It's all coming from Scott Moore, William Berger, and the Auburngate people. They contacted Paul last week, remember the "Trooper Taylor buying hookers for recruits" bullshit that PF tried to say at the end of his talk show? Then those they went to SbDA and he blindly ran it.
Can't Miltie just load debit cards for hookers and such?
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Time to burn that shit down.
I can hear the gears a grindin'.
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Those are incredibly hard to hammer.
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yo snaggle, cellar dust?
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AGAIN, rws, which side is trying to tarnish the Iron Bowl? I'll answer, it's your side. No SportsbyDumbAss isn't a updyke, but the people that gave him the story sure as fuck are...Scott Moore and William "redfish" Berger.
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AGAIN, rws, which side is trying to tarnish the Iron Bowl? I'll answer, it's your side. No SportsbyDumbAss isn't a updyke, but the people that gave him the story sure as fuck are...Scott Moore and William "redfish" Berger.
I was waiting for you to morph this into an Alabama instigated thing. Because you simply assume that the story was fed to him by Alabama folks. It's what you want to believe, and it's convenient for your cause.
You know what the difference between you and Brooks is? You aren't smart enough to register a website. You used to start so much bullshit on a weekly basis. All the time, you had a new little line of bullshit to float. Always some cheating rumor in regards to recruiting. This kid is getting paid. That kid is getting paid. When Operation Reddog started, oh, you were at the front of that battle. The proof was in the mail on the way to the NCAA; you had personal knowledge of it, etc. You're just as bad as Brooks is. You just don't have a medium, other than this message board to put it on. It's good to know that since you've been all about the NtYF lately, they've been able to partially muzzle you, though.
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I was waiting for you to morph this into an Alabama instigated thing. Because you simply assume that the story was fed to him by Alabama folks. It's what you want to believe, and it's convenient for your cause.
So, you think Brooks just thunk this story up all on his own? You think Brooks ran with the "Tigerettes are paid call girls angle"?
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I was waiting for you to morph this into an Alabama instigated thing. Because you simply assume that the story was fed to him by Alabama folks. It's what you want to believe, and it's convenient for your cause.
Typical of you.
Look this in the face and deny it.
https://twitter.com/auburngate/status/82543989626109952
http://www.tigerdroppings.com/rant/display.aspx?sp=26667233&b=12&s=1&p=22778676
Both posted at least 24 hours before Brooks ran his story.
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Typical of you.
Look this in the face and deny it.
https://twitter.com/auburngate/status/82543989626109952
http://www.tigerdroppings.com/rant/display.aspx?sp=26667233&b=12&s=1&p=22778676
Both posted at least 24 hours before Brooks ran his story.
It could just as easily be said that Brooks told some that he was going to run the story 24 hours before it posted and gave out some of the info. It's speculation one way or another. I would imagine alot of it depends on who that poster is.
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It could just as easily be said that Brooks told some that he was going to run the story 24 hours before it posted and gave out some of the info. It's speculation one way or another. I would imagine alot of it depends on who that poster is.
Some...Alabama fringe fans?
There is zero way to spin this in which Bama fans were not at least directly involved in this story.
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It could just as easily be said that Brooks told some that he was going to run the story 24 hours before it posted and gave out some of the info. It's speculation one way or another. I would imagine alot of it depends on who that poster is.
Here's the cold, hard fact. The national media (and I use that term loosely referring to Brooks), is fed shit by the local media, and local fringe fans via twitter, email, etc. If you don't believe that, you're a fool.
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Here's the cold, hard fact. The national media (and I use that term loosely referring to Brooks), is fed shit by the local media, and local fringe fans via twitter, email, etc. If you don't believe that, you're a fool.
For the most part, I can believe that. Brooks has a pretty big hard-on for AU, and I could see him digging on that himself as well. If it was an Alabama fan that fed him the story on the hostesses, I'm not cool with that. This goes along with his theme of posting stories that don't really say anything, or make absolutely no sense, so it's hard to tell the difference between whether it's his story or somebody else's.
All of this shit reminds me of Saban's first few years at Alabama. The only difference is we didn't have a Cam Newton lightning rod to make the national media want to get in on it and stir more bullshit. At least we only had to deal with the Prowlers of the AU fanbase in regards to the rumormill, and the stupid stuff pretty much stayed on the message boards. Unfortunately, AU has a bigass target on it's back right now, and we have some morons in our fanbase who are pretty good at stirring shit.
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For the most part, I can believe that. Brooks has a pretty big hard-on for AU, and I could see him digging on that himself as well. If it was an Alabama fan that fed him the story on the hostesses, I'm not cool with that. This goes along with his theme of posting stories that don't really say anything, or make absolutely no sense, so it's hard to tell the difference between whether it's his story or somebody else's.
All of this shit reminds me of Saban's first few years at Alabama. The only difference is we didn't have a Cam Newton lightning rod to make the national media want to get in on it and stir more bullshit. At least we only had to deal with the Prowlers of the AU fanbase in regards to the rumormill, and the stupid stuff pretty much stayed on the message boards. Unfortunately, AU has a bigass target on it's back right now, and we have some morons in our fanbase who are pretty good at stirring shit.
Do both sides have these types that run rumors? Yes. But, the crimson idiot hoard has a sect that is unlike any others in college football. They are hell bent on taking Auburn down, and doing it for good. They'd love nothing more than to see Auburn, literally, wiped off the map. The doors closed, the campus razed Jordan-Hard demolished and sold for scrap iron. If any of these redneck rubes were smart, they'd be dangerous. As it is, they're merely pains in the ass. However, they do manage to sully Auburn very well, with a constant stream of bullshit pumped through the likes of the Finebaum conduit. And they're not above simply making up shit, when they can't find a truth that they can use to hurt Auburn. Case in point, this Tigerettes bullshit. The meltdown at Bryant Dummy in Nov., and Auburn winning the Crystal Football has sent this idiot hoard in to a frenzy like never before.
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Listen RWS, this is pretty cut and dry in this situation. Brooks got his info from a bama ran site that thought they had some golden info. With Brooks typical disregard for facts he put up a story on his site probably thinking that he had to beat every other writer to the punch; not to mention his dislike for Auburn was enough motivation as is. Now that his info has been dismantled, he backtracks or tries to find another avenue to attack. The thing is RWS, this fire was kindled by a bama fan and I really don't see how you can deny that.
To add to the story of these Tigerettes, I read where Bo Jacksons daughter and Malzahns two daughters are all Tigerettes. Also, some Auburn officials and these parents are seriously pissed and are looking into legal action. This may all be rumor but it sure as hell sounds serious.
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The meltdown at Bryant Dummy in Nov., and Auburn winning the Crystal Football has sent this idiot hoard in to a frenzy like never before.
I always joked that they would meltdown when this finally happened, but even in my exaggerated jokes did I imagine the level that the fringe of this fanbase has sunk to. Updyke being the posterchild, but he is not alone. The fact that there are literally dozens of sites just like AuburnGate, AsThePlainsBurn, WoolyAL, IBleedCrimsonRed, etc. that are dedicated solely to nothing but thoroughly destroying Auburn is evidence of that.
Before RWS shits his pants, I'm not saying that 100% of the Alabama fan base is represented by this shit. But it's a significant chunk. And the reaction is worse than I could have even imagined as parody.
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Listen RWS, this is pretty cut and dry in this situation. Brooks got his info from a bama ran site that thought they had some golden info. With Brooks typical disregard for facts he put up a story on his site probably thinking that he had to beat every other writer to the punch; not to mention his dislike for Auburn was enough motivation as is. Now that his info has been dismantled, he backtracks or tries to find another avenue to attack. The thing is RWS, this fire was kindled by a bama fan and I really don't see how you can deny that.
If true, then so be it. I still don't approve of it.
To add to the story of these Tigerettes, I read where Bo Jacksons daughter and Malzahns two daughters are all Tigerettes. Also, some Auburn officials and these parents are seriously pissed and are looking into legal action. This may all be rumor but it sure as hell sounds serious.
If they are able to take legal action against him, then players should be able to take legal action against anybody who makes up bullshit about them. For that matter, Brooks accused them of being paid. Which they are. Because they are employees. And he laid out their job description that sounds 100% legit. Which is why the entire thing makes absolutely no fucking sense. You and I know what he is trying to imply, but the whole thing is stupid unless you're just going to come out and say it. In that case, you better have some pictures or something. I'm sure one of the lawyer types might have a differing opinion, but I'm not seeing where they have any legal recourse on that.
If they do have some sort of recourse, though, it would be great. It would certainly make him think twice before posting a load of bullshit.
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I always joked that they would meltdown when this finally happened, but even in my exaggerated jokes did I imagine the level that the fringe of this fanbase has sunk to. Updyke being the posterchild, but he is not alone. The fact that there are literally dozens of sites just like AuburnGate, AsThePlainsBurn, WoolyAL, IBleedCrimsonRed, etc. that are dedicated solely to nothing but thoroughly destroying Auburn is evidence of that.
Before RWS shits his pants, I'm not saying that 100% of the Alabama fan base is represented by this shit. But it's a significant chunk. And the reaction is worse than I could have even imagined as parody.
^^^THIS
I imagined calls and posts claiming it would be another 50+ years until we won another. I never imagined such an effort would take place to take this one away, and see to it that Auburn never steals bammers rightful spot at the top again.
As stated, they're not the majority, but they are unique to bammer, and they do exist in measurable numbers.
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If they are able to take legal action against him, then players should be able to take legal action against anybody who makes up bullshit about them. For that matter, Brooks accused them of being paid. Which they are. Because they are employees. And he laid out their job description that sounds 100% legit. Which is why the entire thing makes absolutely no fucking sense. You and I know what he is trying to imply, but the whole thing is stupid unless you're just going to come out and say it. In that case, you better have some pictures or something. I'm sure one of the lawyer types might have a differing opinion, but I'm not seeing where they have any legal recourse on that.
If they do have some sort of recourse, though, it would be great. It would certainly make him think twice before posting a load of bullshit.
The fringe fans planted the seed for the SbB story, which in turn planted the seed of inferences to be drawn by the Finebaumistas and Tigerdroppings type morons. Despite the fact that EVERY fucking school has their version of Tigerettes, some who have student jobs and are paid just like Auburn's...Auburn's Tigerettes are now viewed as a recruit escort service.
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I always joked that they would meltdown when this finally happened, but even in my exaggerated jokes did I imagine the level that the fringe of this fanbase has sunk to. Updyke being the posterchild, but he is not alone. The fact that there are literally dozens of sites just like AuburnGate, AsThePlainsBurn, WoolyAL, IBleedCrimsonRed, etc. that are dedicated solely to nothing but thoroughly destroying Auburn is evidence of that.
Before RWS shits his pants, I'm not saying that 100% of the Alabama fan base is represented by this shit. But it's a significant chunk. And the reaction is worse than I could have even imagined as parody.
It's the same hysteria we witnessed from some of those in the AU fanbase when they realized Alabama was actually going to field a football team again. Some people just can't deal with competition. Both teams being pretty good is something that hasn't really happened on a large scale in a long time. It's usually one way or another. There are some who will always work to change it back because it's easier that way. I find it much easier to simply co-exist.
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If true, then so be it. I still don't approve of it.
If they are able to take legal action against him, then players should be able to take legal action against anybody who makes up bullshit about them. For that matter, Brooks accused them of being paid. Which they are. Because they are employees. And he laid out their job description that sounds 100% legit. Which is why the entire thing makes absolutely no fucking sense. You and I know what he is trying to imply, but the whole thing is stupid unless you're just going to come out and say it. In that case, you better have some pictures or something. I'm sure one of the lawyer types might have a differing opinion, but I'm not seeing where they have any legal recourse on that.
If they do have some sort of recourse, though, it would be great. It would certainly make him think twice before posting a load of bullshit.
One simple thing blows this up... Non-Public Figures. In my opinion....
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One simple thing blows this up... Non-Public Figures. In my opinion....
Agree. That, and SbB story was factually incorrect. They're not paid for their work as Tigerettes. I guess the Open Alabama policy putting every state employees salary online doesn't violate privacy laws regarding students, but it should. Some of the shit Finebaum and his callers ran yesterday was slanderous as hell.
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Agree. That, and SbB story was factually incorrect. They're not paid for their work as Tigerettes. I guess the Open Alabama policy putting every state employees salary online doesn't violate privacy laws regarding students, but it should. Some of the shit Finebaum and his callers ran yesterday was slanderous as hell.
"Whore Eagle" is now directly linked to this story and to those women. That's going to hurt...
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If true, then so be it. I still don't approve of it.
If they are able to take legal action against him, then players should be able to take legal action against anybody who makes up bullshit about them. For that matter, Brooks accused them of being paid. Which they are. Because they are employees. And he laid out their job description that sounds 100% legit. Which is why the entire thing makes absolutely no fucking sense. You and I know what he is trying to imply, but the whole thing is stupid unless you're just going to come out and say it. In that case, you better have some pictures or something. I'm sure one of the lawyer types might have a differing opinion, but I'm not seeing where they have any legal recourse on that.
I agree with that. I mean you do have to have some sort significant grounds to take this to court but there are some very smart lawyers out there that could hinder Brooks just enough. We all know what he is implying, what matters though is there enough pissed off parents of these kids to get the ball rolling.
If they do have some sort of recourse, though, it would be great. It would certainly make him think twice before posting a load of bullshit.
And this may very well be the objective.
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It's the same hysteria we witnessed from some of those in the AU fanbase when they realized Alabama was actually going to field a football team again.
Oh FUCK YOU, Updyke. It's not even close. No similarities at all.
Just FUCK YOU.
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It could just as easily be said that Brooks told some that he was going to run the story 24 hours before it posted and gave out some of the info. It's speculation one way or another. I would imagine alot of it depends on who that poster is.
Ummmm....isn't it a premeditated setup either way?
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Even Coach Malzahn's daughter thinks he is pathetic...
MT @kyliemalzahn: Must feel terrible to wake up every day having your one goal be to tear others down. What a miserable life #sportsbybrooks
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Even Coach Malzahn's daughter thinks he is pathetic...
Look at you with your skreets
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Look at you with your skreets
I am just full of surprises.
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So, rws, with the fact that it's your retarded updyke nation that's trying to tarnish the rivalry..in which you stated that you wished that everyone would just stop doing so and that you were tired of the back and forth BS. I point out to you that it's your side that's doing this shit and all you can say is oh well "if true, then so be it. I still don't approve of it".
I'm about to come out swinging for the Goddamn fences, and you can take your muzzle and your "if true, then so be it" and shove it straight up your ass. It's my turn to start digging and there are some other people that has a bigger shovel than me. I'll also contact the NCAA, every fucking day, just like your retarded fans do, and ask them if they're going to check into this or that or when, or if SPuat should tell me that they're under invesigation because I'm a father of a upcoming prospect, then I'll call again...every fucking day, just like your own retarded fans do.
Wanna know the difference in my digging...I won't be fabricating any fucking stories, they'll be the Goddamn truth, just like the fucking Fishing Trip and The Cruise (that never got mentioned, but it will now). So, go run and tell your inbred, retarded fanbase that the Prowler "aka Big Nasty, aka Slick Rick, aka Trick Daddy" is coming and he's bringing hell with him.
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Sent to me by a friend. Pay attention to Michael Boykin.
bammer, no?
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Check out the attachments.
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So, rws, with the fact that it's your retarded updyke nation that's trying to tarnish the rivalry..in which you stated that you wished that everyone would just stop doing so and that you were tired of the back and forth BS. I point out to you that it's your side that's doing this shit and all you can say is oh well "if true, then so be it. I still don't approve of it".
I'm about to come out swinging for the Goddamn fences, and you can take your muzzle and your "if true, then so be it" and shove it straight up your ass. It's my turn to start digging and there are some other people that has a bigger shovel than me. I'll also contact the NCAA, every fucking day, just like your retarded fans do, and ask them if they're going to check into this or that or when, or if SPuat should tell me that they're under invesigation because I'm a father of a upcoming prospect, then I'll call again...every fucking day, just like your own retarded fans do.
Wanna know the difference in my digging...I won't be fabricating any fucking stories, they'll be the Goddamn truth, just like the fucking Fishing Trip and The Cruise (that never got mentioned, but it will now). So, go run and tell your inbred, retarded fanbase that the Prowler "aka Big Nasty, aka Slick Rick, aka Trick Daddy" is coming and he's bringing hell with him.
Bring the thunder, too.
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Sent to me by a friend. Pay attention to Michael Boykin.
bammer, no?
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Check out the attachments.
Check out Bama's student ministry website.:
http://dos.ua.edu/campusMinistries.cfm
University Lutheran Church
911 5th Ave 35401
(205) 657-3386
Michael Boykin
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Check out Bama's student ministry website.:
http://dos.ua.edu/campusMinistries.cfm
Damn...
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Check out Bama's student ministry website.:
http://dos.ua.edu/campusMinistries.cfm
Wow wow wow.
And Cecil's a scum of the earth hypocrite.
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Wow wow wow.
And Cecil's a scum of the earth hypocrite.
And Chette Williams is part of the evil plan to get money to recruits and their families.
Fuck those assholes.
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I would say it's probably not the same person, but if you check out his facebook page, that same profile's interests include:
Other saying yes mam or yes sir...so your parents will quit talking, Bleacher Report, Papa John's Pizza, Best Buy, The Educated Conservative, we can find 1,000,000 people who don't believe in Evolution befor June, Bama Football News, Men's Network, Project: Lutheran Pastoral Education, Sierra Leone, Gnesio, Lutheran Student Fellowship, National Pro-Life Religious Council, Concordia Theological Seminary - CTSFWedu, Issues, Etc., Julio Jones, Fox News Video, CafePress, Midtown Village, Big Government: Congress,News,Politics, Alabama Football on SDS, Big Government: Culture,Justice/Legal, Libertarian Party, Positively Republican!, Civil War | The New York Times, Emmanuel Press, Solid Lutheran Preaching, Lutheran Response - Alabama Tornadoes, The United States Constitution, Encounter Books, The Confederate Congress, Sons of Confederate Veterans (Official), The Townhall.com Presidential Straw Poll, Allen West, RedState, Rick Scott, Rand Paul, Charles Krauthammer, Netflix, Amazon.com, Judge Andrew Napolitano, Evangelical Lutheran Diocese (ELDoNA), Portals of Prayer, Bill O'Reilly, YouTube, Marco Rubio, Concordia Theological Seminary, Eric Cantor, BMW, Tea Party Patriots, Fox News, Sean Hannity, Luther, Southeastern Conference, Hermann Sasse, SEC Football, Johann Konrad Wilhelm Loehe, Lutheran Press, Martin Chemnitz, Concordia Publishing House, Being Conservative, Higher Things Magazine, Rush Limbaugh and the EIB Network, AL Crimson Tide.com, "Miss me yet?"- George W. Bush (www.bushfans.com), University of Alabama Athletics, SEC Football, Bama Fanatics!, Exposing the ELCA, Brent Bozell, CrimsonConfidential.com, America Speaking Out, Sports by Brooks, NewsBusters.org, Michele Bachmann, Lutheran Liturgy to Lutheran Living, The University of Alabama, EA Sports NCAA Football, www.LibertyPulse.com, Natural Law: A Lutheran Reappraisal, The Daily Caller, Daily Divine Service Book - A Lutheran Missal, The American Conservative, LFL 2020, Patheos, Religion News Service, Ruby Tuesday of Tuscaloosa, Ruby Tuesday of Tuscaloosa-Northport, Mark Levin, GetReligion.org, Sports Illustrated Swimsuit, Laura Ingraham, LCMS Lutherans for Repealing Resolution 3-08a of 2004 Convention, Family Research Council, Protect Marriage: One Man, One Woman, LCMSConvention, Council on Biblical Manhood and Womanhood, Luther Memorial Chapel and University Student Center, Lutheran Legacy, LCMS World Relief and Human Care, Alabama Crimson Tide BCS Bowl Game Information, Alabama Crimson Tide, Nick Saban, Bible, Bleacher Report, The BioLogos Foundation, The Lutheran Church--Missouri Synod, Brothers of John the Steadfastand 92 more
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we can find 1,000,000 people who don't believe in Evolution befor June
Bama Football
The Confederate Congress
Sons of Confederate Veterans (Official)
Tea Party Patriots
Sports by Brooks
Michele Bachmann
Ruby Tuesday of Tuscaloosa
I strongly dislike this guy.
And I think he's already made his Facebook private.
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Does anyone have a link to send an email w/o giving away your email address?
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I'm about to send him this:
Hi Michael,
I realize that you don't know me, but I wanted to verify that the same Michael Boykin on facebook who made comments about the Auburn Tigerettes is the same Michael Boykin who is the same contact point for Alabama Campus Ministries, for the Lutheran Church.
Earlier this week, someone with the name of Michael Boykin posted the following, "There are many things going on at Auburn that smell. I would not be surprised if some of the money to those hoe-stesses are land up in the pockets of recruits."
By clicking on the information for that Michael Boykin, I can see items on their wall which lead me to believe that this Michael Boykin is an Alabama fan, who is also Lutheran. From there, I was able to look at Alabama's web site, and see that a Michael Boykin was listed for the Lutheran Church. Incidentally, the Boykin on facebook mentions preparing for a Sermon on Sunday. Which leads me to believe that this is in fact, you.
Please tell me that this isn't you. Please tell me that the leaders of the church ministries, catering to college students, wouldn't resort to calling girls of a rival school, "hoes." I would hope you'd have more class than that.
Thanks,
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I'm about to send him this:
Hi Michael,
I realize that you don't know me, but I wanted to verify that the same Michael Boykin on facebook who made comments about the Auburn Tigerettes is the same Michael Boykin who is the same contact point for Alabama Campus Ministries, for the Lutheran Church.
Earlier this week, someone with the name of Michael Boykin posted the following, "There are many things going on at Auburn that smell. I would not be surprised if some of the money to those hoe-stesses are land up in the pockets of recruits."
By clicking on the information for that Michael Boykin, I can see items on their wall which lead me to believe that this Michael Boykin is an Alabama fan, who is also Lutheran. From there, I was able to look at Alabama's web site, and see that a Michael Boykin was listed for the Lutheran Church. Incidentally, the Boykin on facebook mentions preparing for a Sermon on Sunday. Which leads me to believe that this is in fact, you.
Please tell me that this isn't you. Please tell me that the leaders of the church ministries, catering to college students, wouldn't resort to calling girls of a rival school, "hoes." I would hope you'd have more class than that.
Thanks,
Or you could go with "fuck you cousin grinder".
just sayin
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I'm about to send him this:
Hi Michael,
I realize that you don't know me, but I wanted to verify that the same Michael Boykin on facebook who made comments about the Auburn Tigerettes is the same Michael Boykin who is the same contact point for Alabama Campus Ministries, for the Lutheran Church.
Earlier this week, someone with the name of Michael Boykin posted the following, "There are many things going on at Auburn that smell. I would not be surprised if some of the money to those hoe-stesses are land up in the pockets of recruits."
By clicking on the information for that Michael Boykin, I can see items on their wall which lead me to believe that this Michael Boykin is an Alabama fan, who is also Lutheran. From there, I was able to look at Alabama's web site, and see that a Michael Boykin was listed for the Lutheran Church. Incidentally, the Boykin on facebook mentions preparing for a Sermon on Sunday. Which leads me to believe that this is in fact, you.
Please tell me that this isn't you. Please tell me that the leaders of the church ministries, catering to college students, wouldn't resort to calling girls of a rival school, "hoes." I would hope you'd have more class than that.
Thanks,
You could throw in a line about how the story never implicated the Tigerettes as "hoes" and was really nothing more than providing information about payroll, which was perfectly legal.
Or just say "Fuck you cousin grinder."
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I would like to ask him how he would feel if someone called his daughter a "hoe" and any of the girls that may be in his Churches youth ministry as well.
I do believe this is the guy, though. I'm about 99% sure it is.
Or just say "Fuck you, cousin grinder".
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I would like to ask him how he would feel if someone called his daughter a how and any of the girls that may be in his Churches youth ministry as well.
I do believe this is the guy, though. I'm about 99% sure it is.
Or just say "Fuck you, cousin grinder".
Someone calls my daughter a how it's on bitches.
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Someone calls my daughter a how it's on bitches.
Whoops.
Calling a girl a how is fucking wrong. That shit don't fly wit me.
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Or how efforts to be more Christ like are null and void if someone is not a bammer.....
AND "Fuck you, cousin grinder."
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Fuck saying SHIT to that monkey dick.
Let his bosses know.
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And I think he's already made his Facebook private.
Google cache is your friend.
http://webcache.googleusercontent.com/search?q=cache:bxuXNWfNGl8J:www.facebook.com/people/Michael-Boykin/1808455883+Michael+Boykin+alabama+lutheran+facebook&cd=1&hl=en&ct=clnk&gl=us&source=www.google.com
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I have emailed them, I cannot believe that a pastor has zero class as to call a bunch of 18 year old girls hoe's.
He will reap what he has sown
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Define "them"
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I have emailed them, I cannot believe that a pastor has zero class as to call a bunch of 18 year old girls hoe's.
He will reap what he has sown
FUCK YOU AND YOUR DOG IT GETS A FIST MOTHER FUCKER JODY WHAT KINDA NAME IS THAT FUCK SHIT JUMBO FIST THIS PERSON'S DOG
Thanks and welcome!
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I have emailed them, I cannot believe that a pastor has zero class as to call a bunch of 18 year old girls hoe's.
He will reap what he has sown
Feel the wrath of the X biatch!
Welcome and post often.
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Define "them"
http://www.lutheranchronicle.com/find-a-lutheran-church/by_state.php?state=AL&branch=LCMS&city=Tuscaloosa
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eff YOU AND YOUR DOG IT GETS A FIST MOTHER effER JODY WHAT KINDA NAME IS THAT eff poop JUMBO FIST THIS PERSON'S DOG
Thanks and welcome!
That would be my name
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That would be my name
Is your last name Wright?
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Is your last name Wright?
No......Wrong would be closer
I would have to jump off a bridge if it was Jody Wright
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No......Wrong would be closer
I would have to jump off a bridge if it was Jody Wright
Jody Long?
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Jody Long?
No......how many Jody's do you know
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Jody Long?
Jody Wong. He's from the East
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No......how many Jody's do you know
You're not 6'4" are you? And by chance, you didn't happen to live in the NOLA area around August 5th, 1991 - Nov 1, 1991. Because I've been told that all my girlfriends were talking to you when I was in boot camp.
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A few questions for the new guy?
Beer or Whiskey?
Type or Brand?
Dry Rub or Sauce?
Allman or Skynard?
Favortie NASCAR driver?
Favorite WWE star?
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A few questions for the new guy?
Beer or Whiskey?
Type or Brand?
Dry Rub or Sauce?
Allman or Skynard?
Favortie NASCAR driver?
Favorite WWE star?
You forgot the easiest.
Parris Island (swamp rats) or Hollywood (home of Hard Chargers)?
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You forgot the easiest.
Parris Island (swamp rats) or Hollywood (home of Hard Chargers)?
The answer to that one is so easy I didn't think it needed asked.
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A few questions for the new guy?
Beer or Whiskey? Both
Type or Brand? Miller Lite / 101
Dry Rub or Sauce? Dry
Allman or Skynard? Skynard
Favortie NASCAR driver? Jr.
Favorite WWE star? Have not watched in 15 years
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You're not 6'4" are you? And by chance, you didn't happen to live in the NOLA area around August 5th, 1991 - Nov 1, 1991. Because I've been told that all my girlfriends were talking to you when I was in boot camp.
There are Jody's everywhere.....bastards.
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I hear they like to finger through purty pink panties.
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I have heard all the Jody jokes my whole life
Bring em on :taunt:
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So, rws, with the fact that it's your retarded updyke nation that's trying to tarnish the rivalry..in which you stated that you wished that everyone would just stop doing so and that you were tired of the back and forth BS. I point out to you that it's your side that's doing this shit and all you can say is oh well "if true, then so be it. I still don't approve of it".
Like I said before; the only difference between you and Brooks is that you're not smart enough to manage a website. You do the same type of shit he does, you just don't have nearly the public medium to display it on. Is "my" side stirring some shit? Yeah, and I don't approve of it. But let's not have a short memory and forget how much shit stirring has gone on in previous years from AU fans, with you being right in front of the pack. I'm not saying that what is going on now is right because of the shit stirring some AU fans did, because it's not. But you can't discount that either.
I'm about to come out swinging for the Goddamn fences, and you can take your muzzle and your "if true, then so be it" and shove it straight up your ass. It's my turn to start digging and there are some other people that has a bigger shovel than me. I'll also contact the NCAA, every fucking day, just like your retarded fans do, and ask them if they're going to check into this or that or when, or if SPuat should tell me that they're under invesigation because I'm a father of a upcoming prospect, then I'll call again...every fucking day, just like your own retarded fans do.
Dig to China. It's all good with me. If Alabama is doing something they shouldn't be, I want to know about it. I want it stopped. I don't want it happening anymore than you, because I believe in healthy competition, and I believe in doing things the right way. Make sure you stock your Tracfone and call the NCAA every 10 minutes if you want. It doesn't matter to me. That will make you a retard right along with our retarded fans that do it, and align you with them even more so than you are now. You're already one of them, you simply wear different colors.
Wanna know the difference in my digging...I won't be fabricating any fucking stories, they'll be the Goddamn truth
Well that will be a first. Glad to hear it. Wait, I forgot....you don't come up with this shit in the first place. You have to hear it from somebody else on a message board first, then like a good little sheep, baaaaaa it all over the countryside. No matter how untrue it is, it then becomes true. Just like.....heeeeeyyyy, I see a pattern here.
and The Cruise (that never got mentioned, but it will now). So, go run and tell your inbred, retarded fanbase that the Prowler "aka Big Nasty, aka Slick Rick, aka Trick Daddy" is coming and he's bringing hell with him.
Oh, you've been keeping that cruise thing in your back pocket I see. You've only been babbling about it for what, 2 years now? Oh, but now you're mad. Now, you're serious. No holding back now. You better put the proof in the mail to the NCAA now. Oh, and don't use the Gadsden post office. You know how slow mail is from there.
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I have heard all the Jody jokes my whole life
Bring em on :taunt:
Oh and favorite movie to quote lines from?
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No way to just pick one
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I have heard all the Jody jokes my whole life
Bring em on :taunt:
How does a Jody joke work with the new gay soldier?
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blah, blah, blah, RWS is a dumbass
Fuck a goat.
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Fuck a goat.
We're making progress here. I was expecting an "Updyke" somewhere in there. Your wireless keyboard must have lost signal.
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Why does RWS refer to himself in the third person?
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Not looking promising.
Why does RWS refer to himself in the third person?
It's what all the cool kids do?
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Snaggle hates colonoscopies.
:bs:
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Snaggle likes this thread. Snaggle thinks the quote function p'wnd teh noob. Snaggle hates colonoscopies.
I thought you liked things in your butt?
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I'm not saying that what is going on now is right because of the shit stirring some AU fans did, because it's not. But you can't discount that either.
Classic BG03 deflection defense. Oh yeah, well you did it first and it was even worse! Also known as the Pee Wee Herman "I know you are, but what am I" move.
This pathetic defense has been laughed off the face of the planet except in the case of ignorant Updyke fuckers who still think it is relevant.
It doesn't work, Harvey. Now go fuck that goat.
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I thought you liked things in your butt?
Who said I didn't?
By the way...so I've got this I.V. hooked up to me before my "procedure". They wheel me back and the CRNA who is putting me to sleep hooks up a couple of monitors and stuff to me. She says, "Okay, ready to go to sleep?" I said sure. She injects her little potion into my IV and says, "Good night". I immediately said, "I want my money back, this isn't working." She laughed as she walked away. About a grand total of 2 seconds later, I went...."Oh, this is good...."
3 seconds later...."Sir, you can get up now....wake up."
Damn, I need some of that juice for home usage. Wow!!!!
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Beer or Whiskey? Both
Type or Brand? Miller Lite / 101
Dry Rub or Sauce? Dry
Allman or Skynard? Skynard
Favortie NASCAR driver? Jr.
Favorite WWE star? Have not watched in 15 years
(http://www.goodcleantech.com/images/rat.jpg)
Answers failed the Updyke portion of the exam.
Miller Lite? Bubba. Not for the refined.
Dry Rub? Yankee. Wet sauce is where it's at.
Skynrd? No self-respecting Auburn fan would choose that.
Junior? Deddy, Junior and that crew stinks of Bubba.
WWE? Lie. Watches it every Monday and buys every pay-per-view. Do ya smell?
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Beer or Whiskey? Both
Type or Brand? Miller Lite / 101
Dry Rub or Sauce? Dry
Allman or Skynard? Skynard
Favortie NASCAR driver? Jr.
Favorite WWE star? Have not watched in 15 years
(http://www.goodcleantech.com/images/rat.jpg)
Answers failed the Updyke portion of the exam.
Miller Lite? Bubba. Not for the refined.
Dry Rub? Yankee. Wet sauce is where it's at.
Skynrd? No self-respecting Auburn fan would choose that.
Junior? Deddy, Junior and that crew stinks of Bubba.
WWE? Lie. Watches it every Monday and buys every pay-per-view. Do ya smell?
If you think I am an Updyke then :fu:
No miller lite?? what the hell are you sitting around sipping on that is so refined?
Are you a Kyle Busch fan or something??
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Nobody likes Jr.
Nobody likes that satanic combination you listed.
Skynrd, Miller and Junior?
This is you pissing in the ocean, isn't it?
(http://cdn0.sbnation.com/legacy_images/rollbamaroll/images/admin/bamagirlgulfpee.JPG)
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The quote function thinks both of y'all suck...
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Who said I didn't?
By the way...so I've got this I.V. hooked up to me before my "procedure". They wheel me back and the CRNA who is putting me to sleep hooks up a couple of monitors and stuff to me. She says, "Okay, ready to go to sleep?" I said sure. She injects her little potion into my IV and says, "Good night". I immediately said, "I want my money back, this isn't working." She laughed as she walked away. About a grand total of 2 seconds later, I went...."Oh, this is good...."
3 seconds later...."Sir, you can get up now....wake up."
Damn, I need some of that juice for home usage. Wow!!!!
The magic potion is nice!
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Skynrd, Miller and Junior?
Wait just a damn minute. Skynyrd is ok in my book.
For what is worth, it was newbie who supplied the fb info on the Boykin bammer.
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Who said I didn't?
By the way...so I've got this I.V. hooked up to me before my "procedure". They wheel me back and the CRNA who is putting me to sleep hooks up a couple of monitors and stuff to me. She says, "Okay, ready to go to sleep?" I said sure. She injects her little potion into my IV and says, "Good night". I immediately said, "I want my money back, this isn't working." She laughed as she walked away. About a grand total of 2 seconds later, I went...."Oh, this is good...."
3 seconds later...."Sir, you can get up now....wake up."
Damn, I need some of that juice for home usage. Wow!!!!
Having my first endoscopy tomorrow for teh refluxes. Happy juice will be the highlight of the day.
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The happy juice tends to not make me happy. It just makes me sick after I come around. Nothing like having the dry heaves 3 hours after an appendectomy.
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Who said I didn't?
By the way...so I've got this I.V. hooked up to me before my "procedure". They wheel me back and the CRNA who is putting me to sleep hooks up a couple of monitors and stuff to me. She says, "Okay, ready to go to sleep?" I said sure. She injects her little potion into my IV and says, "Good night". I immediately said, "I want my money back, this isn't working." She laughed as she walked away. About a grand total of 2 seconds later, I went...."Oh, this is good...."
3 seconds later...."Sir, you can get up now....wake up."
Damn, I need some of that juice for home usage. Wow!!!!
When I had knee surgery back in November, I remember the girl injecting the "happy cocktail" as I called it, and I passed out before the whole dose was in. Other than my knee feeling like a hand grenade exploded inside of it, I felt like a million bucks. Like I had slept for years.
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Wait just a damn minute. Skynyrd is ok in my book.
They can kiss my ass. The inbred fucks adopted them and I want nothing to do with their shit.
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Dry Rub or Sauce? Dry
Fuck you Yankee.
Favortie NASCAR driver? Jr.
Oh dear God, you're one of "them".
Allman or Skynard? Skynard
Fuck you again. AUT1 and I would like a word with you.
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Nobody likes Jr.
Nobody likes that satanic combination you listed.
Skynrd, Miller and Junior?
This is you pissing in the ocean, isn't it?
(http://cdn0.sbnation.com/legacy_images/rollbamaroll/images/admin/bamagirlgulfpee.JPG)
Actually it would be:
Budweiser
Jr.
Skynard
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So, anybody confirmed that's the Michael Boykin's employer contact info?
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Looks like Boykin has removed his FB page or made it impossible for anyone to see
:rofl:
ITAT says that the person that oversees him is addressing the issue, He also put up a status that tried to defend what he said and that someone needs to be looking into the tigeretts and what is going on.
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Is his wife's page still out there? There was some gold to be mined on it.
I bet it's been removed.
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Having my first endoscopy tomorrow for teh refluxes. Happy juice will be the highlight of the day.
Dr. Saniflush makes house calls...who knew? Just make sure his "instrument" is clean, lord knows where its been.
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Dr. Saniflush makes house calls...who knew? Just make sure his "instrument" is clean, lord knows where its been.
Industrial grade.
(http://i1.trekearth.com/photos/25803/sand_blasting.jpg)
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eff you Yankee.
Oh dear God, you're one of "them".
eff you again. AUT1 and I would like a word with you.
I told you it didn't look promising. You know Ronnie Van Zandt is spinning in his grave at the sideshow act his band has become. I love the original Lynyrd Skynyrd but the cover band that they've become really pisses me off. They were certainly country folks from Jacksonville originally, but I guarantee most of the original guys would be pissed to see them turn into a shitty symbol for redneck culture while their counter parts (Allman Bros) are continuing as legitimate musicians.
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I told you it didn't look promising. You know Ronnie Van Zandt is spinning in his grave at the sideshow act his band has become. I love the original Lynyrd Skynyrd but the cover band that they've become really pisses me off. They were certainly country folks from Jacksonville originally, but I guarantee most of the original guys would be pissed to see them turn into a shitty symbol for redneck culture while their counter parts (Allman Bros) are continuing as legitimate musicians.
I blame the Doobie Brothers
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I blame the Doobie Brothers
I blame Micheal McDonald for ruining the Doobie Brothers.
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I blame Micheal McDonald for ruining the Doobie Brothers.
this..This...THis....THIs and most certainly THIS^^^^^^
I hate that fucker with all my heart and soul. Why they took what was one of the great bands and sounds of that era and chunked it all in the toilet for ONE mainstream album, is beyond me. I've got a lot of their early stuff on my iPod and just get into listening to real musicians play some of the most original music on the planet. I can listen to South City Midnight Lady every night.
Did I mention I hate Michael McDonald?
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I blame Micheal McDonald for ruining the Doobie Brothers.
this..This...THis....THIs and most certainly THIS^^^^^^
I hate that effer with all my heart and soul. Why they took what was one of the great bands and sounds of that era and chunked it all in the toilet for ONE mainstream album, is beyond me. I've got a lot of their early stuff on my iPod and just get into listening to real musicians play some of the most original music on the planet. I can listen to South City Midnight Lady every night.
Did I mention I hate Michael McDonald?
A lot of hot fire truth being spit out in those two post.....
Seriously, I hate what Skynard has become. It's shameful really that them and the Allmans experienced tragedy and one is still damn good, the other is . :sad:
Lyrics by the new Skynard.......Ride our own bikes To Sturgis
we pay our own dues,
smoking camels, drinking domestic BREWS
You want to know where I have been
just look at my hands
Yeah, I've driven by the White House,
Spent some time in jail.
Momma cried but she still wouldn't pay my bail.
I ain't been no angel,
But even God, he understands.
My hair's turning white,
my neck's always been red,
my collar's still blue,
we've always been Red, White and Blue
Lyrics from Greg Allman and Trucks in the same year.
There is a long hard Road that winds so far behind me,
Its so cold I’m about to die,
Chasing a dream around the world, Has got me feeling down
Though it use to make me high
Looking for answers searching for the truth, In an ocean of lies.
trying to find a reason to make the whole thing rhyme,
will make you old before your time
One set of these will definitely appeal the "redneck crowd".
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I don't care. Anything. I would rather... I would rather watch "Beautician and the Beast". I would rather listen to Fran Drescher for eight hours than have to listen to Michael McDonald. Nothing against him, but if I hear "Yah Mo B There" one more time, I'm going to "Yah Mo" burn this place to the ground.
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I have to agree about MM. My wife likes his shit but when I hear this poison I want to throw up in my fuckin' mouth.
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We were at a charity function one night a few years ago and he was the entertainment. He cannot sing for SHIT anymore** - he strains so hard when he sings that he looks like he is constipated and trying to take a shit. We left after dessert. It was BAD.
** not that he really ever did...
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7HbbM-FG8lQ
Enjoy
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I don't care. Anything. I would rather... I would rather watch "Beautician and the Beast". I would rather listen to Fran Drescher for eight hours than have to listen to Michael McDonald. Nothing against him, but if I hear "Yah Mo B There" one more time, I'm going to "Yah Mo" burn this place to the ground.
You're such a smartass. Get back on the floor.
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Why is everyone so upset about this guy?
(http://i.ytimg.com/vi/kvHwYoMBCRo/0.jpg)
:yallfu:
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7HbbM-FG8lQ
Enjoy
If there was anyone who needed extra proof that you're an evil sombitch, well here it is.
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His posts truly are a constant stream of fail.
@SPORTSbyBROOKS Lotsa talk about Vandy becoming more competitive in football. Or as they call it at Auburn, 'old news' http://on.fb.me/jhDZAy
Like UGA in 06? And what does this have to do with anything other than a cheap shot at Auburn for no reason?
@SPORTSbyBROOKS Guy cites his Auburn journalism degree (lulz) in ripping me in the Birmingham News. http://bit.ly/iQsUW3
Dude said he grew up in Auburn and got a journalism degree. Either way, that does make him more of a legitimate journalist than Brooks, and that's not even what he was alleging.
I seriously wish harm on this guy. I wouldn't even say that about Finebaum and mean it, but if I found out that he was sodomized with a broom handle and burned alive, I would be very happy with the news.
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Brooks is a piece of shit. He can't even keep himself above the fray. His schtick is Tigerdroppings level, and the only difference is he's not hidden in cyberspace, but he is simply taking shots to get a reaction. Someone needs to give him one that he'll remember.