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Title: So My 4th Grader....
Post by: Snaggletiger on May 24, 2011, 12:39:12 PM
is at school yesterday and tells me they had combined the 4th and 6th graders at P.E. and had them playing soccer.  Fine, Christian private school.  He says he's running toward the ball and..."this 6th grade kid punches me in the arm and tells me to move or he'll teabag me."

Really, what did you do?

I told the coach

What did the coach do?

He made him sit out.  I think he has to go see the principal

Did the kid know what that means?

Yep, he told the coach he knew what it meant

Soooo....do you know know what that means?

Uh huh, I saw it on a youtube video for Halo 3 but it only showed the guy squatting down over and over.

 Son...until further notice, you are officially banned from teh tubes
Title: Re: So My 4th Grader....
Post by: dallaswareagle on May 24, 2011, 12:46:22 PM
So by punching someone you can make them a Fiscal conservative?   

Shit-I am on my way to DC.

Title: Re: So My 4th Grader....
Post by: Saniflush on May 24, 2011, 12:47:16 PM
is at school yesterday and tells me they had combined the 4th and 6th graders at P.E. and had them playing soccer.  Fine, Christian private school.  He says he's running toward the ball and..."this 6th grade kid punches me in the arm and tells me to move or he'll teabag me."

Really, what did you do?

I told the coach

What did the coach do?

He made him sit out.  I think he has to go see the principal

Did the kid know what that means?

Yep, he told the coach he knew what it meant

Soooo....do you know know what that means?

Uh huh, I saw it on a youtube video for Halo 3 but it only showed the guy squatting down over and over.

 Son...until further notice, you are officially banned from teh tubes

GLORIOUS!

It's on teh xboxes as well.
Title: Re: So My 4th Grader....
Post by: Snaggletiger on May 24, 2011, 12:51:46 PM
I do believe kids are exposed to juuuussst a tiny bit more than I was growing up.  Now, stealing dad's Playboy was definitely some of the better memories I have of growing up....but damn!!!
Title: Re: So My 4th Grader....
Post by: Saniflush on May 24, 2011, 12:56:42 PM
I do believe kids are exposed to juuuussst a tiny bit more than I was growing up.  Now, stealing dad's Playboy was definitely some of the better memories I have of growing up....but damn!!!

Don't feel bad that he had to explain to you what tea bagging was. 

Did you show/demonstrate for the wifie?
Title: Re: So My 4th Grader....
Post by: Snaggletiger on May 24, 2011, 12:59:52 PM
Don't feel bad that he had to explain to you what tea bagging was. 

Did you show demonstrate for the wifie?

Yeah, but she gagged
Title: Re: So My 4th Grader....
Post by: Saniflush on May 24, 2011, 01:01:46 PM
Yeah, but she gagged


Who was doing it?
Title: Re: So My 4th Grader....
Post by: Snaggletiger on May 24, 2011, 01:04:20 PM

Who was doing it?

 :rimshot:
Title: Re: So My 4th Grader....
Post by: AUTiger1 on May 24, 2011, 01:06:29 PM
Responses have been gold, I will just sit here and gwaff heartily.
Title: Re: So My 4th Grader....
Post by: Godfather on May 24, 2011, 01:09:19 PM

Who was doing it?

 :newmonitor: You can send me a check for the new monitor
Title: Re: So My 4th Grader....
Post by: Jumbo on May 24, 2011, 01:17:31 PM

Who was doing it?
And Boom Goes the Dynamite.
Title: Re: So My 4th Grader....
Post by: Snaggletiger on May 24, 2011, 01:25:32 PM
:newmonitor: You can send me a check for the new monitor

Speaking of new monitors...I hereby nominate this Sweets post from the "Am I Jewish" thread as current frontrunner for post of the year.

Nah...we would have gotten the pics already.
Title: Re: So My 4th Grader....
Post by: Godfather on May 24, 2011, 01:35:23 PM
Speaking of new monitors...I hereby nominate this Sweets post from the "Am I Jewish" thread as current frontrunner for post of the year.

Nah...we would have gotten the pics already.
No one likes a suck-up
Title: Re: So My 4th Grader....
Post by: Townhallsavoy on May 24, 2011, 01:37:37 PM
I do wonder how much of an effect the internet is going to have on our current generation of kids.  I mean, even in my youth (1997-2003 middle school through high school) I didn't have this kind of access to videos of any content. 

Last year on the last day of school, I had a period with just 6 boys.  They were talking and I noticed the conversation was going South, but instead of hushing it up real quick, I asked a question.

"How many of you have seen a video on the internet that would be considered worse than R-rated?"

The response?

"By the time I was in the 7th grade, I could tell you the top ten best sites to watch full length porn videos." 

Also, one boy told me about how in the 6th grade, his older brother showed him a video of a guy defecating and urinating on a girl before having sex with her.  His brother thought it was funny.

Title: Re: So My 4th Grader....
Post by: Snaggletiger on May 24, 2011, 01:49:39 PM
No one likes a suck-up

Yes..yes they do. Especially the one that's being sucked up to. 

Mr. Hollister?

Yes, Mr. Lewis

We're going to need more sucking up here.

Yes...well...I can see that your not only a handsome man, but also a very powerful man..


Not me.....her!!
Title: Re: So My 4th Grader....
Post by: Buzz Killington on May 24, 2011, 03:03:12 PM

Who was doing it?

You owe me a new monitor.
Title: Re: So My 4th Grader....
Post by: Snaggletiger on May 24, 2011, 03:15:37 PM
You owe me a new monitor.

Welcome to 12 posts ago
Title: Re: So My 4th Grader....
Post by: AU_Tiger_2000 on May 24, 2011, 03:21:52 PM
Yes..yes they do. Especially the one that's being sucked up to. 

Mr. Hollister?

Yes, Mr. Lewis

We're going to need more sucking up here.

Yes...well...I can see that your not only a handsome man, but also a very powerful man..


Not me.....her!!

No one likes a suck up who quotes Pretty Woman.
Title: Re: So My 4th Grader....
Post by: Snaggletiger on May 24, 2011, 03:23:33 PM
No one likes a suck up who quotes Pretty Woman.

The problem is....you recognized it.  Come on...admit it.  You loved it when Gere put her on the piano.

What's yo dream?
Title: Re: So My 4th Grader....
Post by: chinook on May 24, 2011, 03:28:54 PM


What's yo dream?

don't forget the rubber sheets and gerbils.
Title: Re: So My 4th Grader....
Post by: Snaggletiger on May 24, 2011, 03:30:14 PM
don't forget the rubber sheets and gerbils.

Can he pick those up at CHOP?
Title: Re: So My 4th Grader....
Post by: chinook on May 24, 2011, 03:33:06 PM
Can he pick those up at CHOP?

rubber sheets...yes. 

gerbils...no.  peta frowns upon those things.  being in oregon i have to abide by certain standards. 
Title: Re: So My 4th Grader....
Post by: Snaggletiger on May 24, 2011, 03:36:07 PM
rubber sheets...yes. 

gerbils...no.  peta frowns upon those things.  being in oregon i have to abide by certain standards.

Translation: The back room
Title: Re: So My 4th Grader....
Post by: dallaswareagle on May 24, 2011, 03:45:02 PM
I do wonder how much of an effect the internet is going to have on our current generation of kids.  I mean, even in my youth (1997-2003 middle school through high school) I didn't have this kind of access to videos of any content. 

Last year on the last day of school, I had a period with just 6 boys.  They were talking and I noticed the conversation was going South, but instead of hushing it up real quick, I asked a question.

"How many of you have seen a video on the internet that would be considered worse than R-rated?"

The response?

"By the time I was in the 7th grade, I could tell you the top ten best sites to watch full length porn videos." 
Also, one boy told me about how in the 6th grade, his older brother showed him a video of a guy defecating and urinating on a girl before having sex with her.  His brother thought it was funny.

Links please? All 10
Title: Re: So My 4th Grader....
Post by: Godfather on May 24, 2011, 04:11:25 PM
Yes..yes they do. Especially the one that's being sucked up to. 

Mr. Hollister?

Yes, Mr. Lewis

We're going to need more sucking up here.

Yes...well...I can see that your not only a handsome man, but also a very powerful man..


Not me.....her!!
:facepalm:
Title: Re: So My 4th Grader....
Post by: Snaggletiger on May 24, 2011, 04:24:57 PM
:facepalm:

Shut it, douchenozzle.  I love Pretty Woman and I don't care who knows it.  I have a few sappy uterus flicks that I can man up and admit I watch.
Title: Re: So My 4th Grader....
Post by: AUTiger1 on May 24, 2011, 04:37:51 PM
Shut it, douchenozzle.  I love Pretty Woman and I don't care who knows it.  I have a few sappy uterus flicks that I can man up and admit I watch.

 :facepalm:
Title: Re: So My 4th Grader....
Post by: Buzz Killington on May 24, 2011, 04:54:59 PM
Shut it, douchenozzle.  I love Pretty Woman and I don't care who knows it.  I have a few sappy uterus flicks that I can man up and admit I watch.
Let's get together this weekend and watch The Notebook.
Title: Re: So My 4th Grader....
Post by: chinook on May 24, 2011, 05:49:03 PM
Let's get together this weekend and watch The Notebook.

you've got mail.
Title: Re: So My 4th Grader....
Post by: AWK on May 24, 2011, 06:14:51 PM
Let's get together this weekend and watch The Notebook.
We should ride in a canoe together...in the rain.
Title: Re: So My 4th Grader....
Post by: chinook on May 25, 2011, 09:24:17 AM
Translation: The back room

just tap the back door.
Title: Re: So My 4th Grader....
Post by: Buzz Killington on May 25, 2011, 09:25:24 AM
just tap the back door.
That's what she said.
Title: Re: So My 4th Grader....
Post by: War Eagle!!! on May 25, 2011, 02:45:51 PM
just tap the back door.

And when it's open, just stick your head in to see if it is ok before going all the way in...
Title: Re: So My 4th Grader....
Post by: Snaggletiger on May 25, 2011, 02:46:29 PM
And when it's open, just stick your head in to see if it is ok before going all the way in...

THIS