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Title: Diddy made me do it.
Post by: djsimp on May 23, 2011, 11:19:49 AM: I just wanted to share a joy I had this weekend. My wife allowed me to give the youngest a good old fashioned Mohawk. Its glorious.

This is his don't fuck with me look.

(http://i54.tinypic.com/208z6oj.jpg)
Title: Re: Diddy made me do it.
Post by: Saniflush on May 23, 2011, 11:29:56 AM: Quote from: djsimp41 on May 23, 2011, 11:19:49 AM
I just wanted to share a joy I had this weekend. My wife allowed me to give the youngest a good old fashioned Mohawk. Its glorious.

This is his don't fuck with me look.

(http://i54.tinypic.com/208z6oj.jpg)
Why don't you just go ahead and start growing him a rat tail as well?
Title: Re: Diddy made me do it.
Post by: AU_Tiger_2000 on May 23, 2011, 11:32:32 AM: Quote from: djsimp41 on May 23, 2011, 11:19:49 AM
I just wanted to share a joy I had this weekend. My wife allowed me to give the youngest a good old fashioned Mohawk. Its glorious.

This is his don't eff with me look.

(http://i54.tinypic.com/208z6oj.jpg)

I remember every Sunday morning my mom running around trying to get me and my baby sister ready and would tell my Dad, "Go fix his hair for church." I would come out of the bathroom 10 minutes later with a carefully crafted Alfalfa. My mom would go nuts.

I can't wait to share these special moments with my son.
Title: Re: Diddy made me do it.
Post by: djsimp on May 23, 2011, 11:36:19 AM: Quote from: Saniflush on May 23, 2011, 11:29:56 AM
Why don't you just go ahead and start growing him a rat tail as well?

:bugs: Thats too 80'ish.
Title: Re: Diddy made me do it.
Post by: djsimp on May 23, 2011, 11:40:06 AM: Quote from: AU_Tiger_2000 on May 23, 2011, 11:32:32 AM
I can't wait to share these special moments with my son.

Yeah, I think thats part of the fun once we get to be the dads. The good thing with the hair is it grows back. This will probably be the last time I get to do this, my wife dislikes it already.
Title: Re: Diddy made me do it.
Post by: Godfather on May 23, 2011, 11:45:29 AM: :facepalm:
Title: Re: Diddy made me do it.
Post by: djsimp on May 23, 2011, 11:48:52 AM: Quote from: Godfather on May 23, 2011, 11:45:29 AM
:facepalm:

Hey hey, the mom gets to have all the fun with the girls. You know, dresses, finger and toenails, etc. At least I can have a little fun. The little man has been acting a little pissed towards me though.
Title: Re: Diddy made me do it.
Post by: Godfather on May 23, 2011, 11:54:47 AM: :facepalm:
Title: Re: Diddy made me do it.
Post by: djsimp on May 23, 2011, 11:57:58 AM: Quote from: Godfather on May 23, 2011, 11:54:47 AM
:facepalm:

Next time your close by, stop in and I can hook you up.

3...2...1...
Title: Re: Diddy made me do it.
Post by: GH2001 on May 23, 2011, 11:04:54 PM: Poor little Aiden. Why did you do this to him?
Title: Re: Diddy made me do it.
Post by: djsimp on May 24, 2011, 08:34:25 AM: Quote from: GH2001 on May 23, 2011, 11:04:54 PM
Poor little Aiden. Why did you do this to him?

He needed to be taught a lesson.
Title: Re: Diddy made me do it.
Post by: Kaos on May 24, 2011, 08:54:30 AM: :sad:
Title: Re: Diddy made me do it.
Post by: GH2001 on May 24, 2011, 04:45:17 PM: Quote from: djsimp41 on May 24, 2011, 08:34:25 AM
He needed to be taught a lesson.

Please tell me your hair doesn't look like that???

Poor kid.... :sad:
Title: Re: Diddy made me do it.
Post by: djsimp on May 24, 2011, 09:22:35 PM: Quote from: GH2001 on May 24, 2011, 04:45:17 PM
Please tell me your hair doesn't look like that???

Poor kid.... :sad:

:big: Maybe, maybe not.
Title: Re: Diddy made me do it.
Post by: Token on May 25, 2011, 09:10:53 AM: That's not a "don't fuck with me" look. That's a "yes, my parental figure is a fucking idiot redneck who's humor isn't nearly as funny as he thinks it is" look.
Title: Re: Diddy made me do it.
Post by: Token on May 25, 2011, 09:12:22 AM: And I would delete this thread before anyone else sees it and mistakes you for a Paul Finebaum follower.
Title: Re: Diddy made me do it.
Post by: Kaos on May 25, 2011, 09:53:33 AM: Quote from: Token on May 25, 2011, 09:10:53 AM
That's not a "don't fuck with me" look. That's a "yes, my parental figure is a fucking idiot redneck who's humor isn't nearly as funny as he thinks it is" look.

Damn! That's an entire six pack of burn!

(http://www.mnomedia.se/assets/galleries/42/burn.jpg)

(http://profile.ak.fbcdn.net/hprofile-ak-snc4/27538_106364222730996_3176_n.jpg)
Title: Re: Diddy made me do it.
Post by: wesfau2 on May 25, 2011, 10:38:59 AM: Quote from: Token on May 25, 2011, 09:10:53 AM
That's not a "don't fuck with me" look. That's a "yes, my parental figure is a fucking idiot redneck who's humor isn't nearly as funny as he thinks it is" look.

I feel so close to you right now.
Title: Re: Diddy made me do it.
Post by: djsimp on May 25, 2011, 11:52:17 AM: Quote from: Token on May 25, 2011, 09:10:53 AM
That's not a "don't fuck with me" look. That's a "yes, my parental figure is a fucking idiot redneck who's humor isn't nearly as funny as he thinks it is" look.

Trust me, my wife has already turned against me on this......about 5 minutes afterward. By the way, that wasn't a "don't fuck with me" badass look but more of a "daddy don't fuck with me look".
Title: Re: Diddy made me do it.
Post by: djsimp on May 25, 2011, 11:53:53 AM: Quote from: wesfau2 on May 25, 2011, 10:38:59 AM
I feel so close to you right now.

Watch out Token! Next wes will be asking to suck your dick.
Title: Re: Diddy made me do it.
Post by: wesfau2 on May 25, 2011, 11:59:20 AM: Quote from: djsimp41 on May 25, 2011, 11:53:53 AM
Watch out Token! Next wes will be asking to suck your dick.

I never ask.
Title: Re: Diddy made me do it.
Post by: djsimp on May 25, 2011, 12:02:01 PM: Quote from: wesfau2 on May 25, 2011, 11:59:20 AM
I never ask.

#winning
Title: Re: Diddy made me do it.
Post by: GH2001 on May 25, 2011, 02:17:40 PM: Quote from: Token on May 25, 2011, 09:10:53 AM
That's not a "don't fuck with me" look. That's a "yes, my parental figure is a fucking idiot redneck who's humor isn't nearly as funny as he thinks it is" look.
What does your son have to do with this?
Title: Re: Diddy made me do it.
Post by: Token on May 25, 2011, 05:16:13 PM: Quote from: GH2001 on May 25, 2011, 02:17:40 PM
What does your son have to do with this?

I now see why you two are such good friends.
Title: Re: Diddy made me do it.
Post by: GH2001 on May 26, 2011, 09:34:03 AM: Quote from: Token on May 25, 2011, 05:16:13 PM
I now see why you two are such good friends.

Touche'

Actually, its because his fridge always has free beer. But don't tell him I said that.

For the record, I was just fucking with ya Barney.