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Title: Aight, I've got some Good News and I've got some Bad News...
Post by: The Prowler on May 20, 2011, 02:09:15 AM
Bad News: According to Harold Camping, the World as we know it will be starting to come to an end this Sat. May 21st during the Rapture, Godspeed to the chosen ones.  October 21st, 2011 will be the end of the World for the rest.

Good News: Auburn will be the last National Champions....BOOM!!!!!

http://judgementday2011.com/
Title: Re: Aight, I've got some Good News and I've got some Bad News...
Post by: Jumbo on May 20, 2011, 02:14:43 AM
Fuck Harold.
Title: Re: Aight, I've got some Good News and I've got some Bad News...
Post by: jmar on May 20, 2011, 04:29:10 AM
Fuck Harold.
He's so misunderstood.
Title: Re: Aight, I've got some Good News and I've got some Bad News...
Post by: djsimp on May 20, 2011, 09:27:23 AM
Bad News: According to Harold Camping, the World as we know it will be starting to come to an end this Sat. May 21st during the Rapture, Godspeed to the chosen ones.  October 21st, 2011 will be the end of the World for the rest.

Good News: Auburn will be the last National Champions....BOOM!!!!!

http://judgementday2011.com/

My wife told me about this. I laughed. It seems there is a pivotal verse in the Bible that the guy seems to be missing.

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Matt. 24:35-37 Jesus said,  "Heaven and earth will pass away, but My words shall not pass away.  36"But of that day and hour no one knows, not even the angels of heaven, nor the Son, but the Father alone.  37 For the coming of the Son of Man will be just like the days of Noah."

Title: Re: Aight, I've got some Good News and I've got some Bad News...
Post by: Townhallsavoy on May 20, 2011, 09:32:42 AM
My wife told me about this. I laughed. It seems there is a pivotal verse in the Bible that the guy seems to be missing.

That verse doesn't apply if you use arbitrary numbers.
Title: Re: Aight, I've got some Good News and I've got some Bad News...
Post by: djsimp on May 20, 2011, 09:41:16 AM
That verse doesn't apply if you use arbitrary numbers.

Tis is true. I guess the first time around Camping wasn't using a Jobber calculator or C++ had not come out yet.
Title: Re: Aight, I've got some Good News and I've got some Bad News...
Post by: Saniflush on May 20, 2011, 09:57:50 AM
You know lots of people keep pointing to the Mayan thing as well and that they did not take their calender past that date.....It ever occur to people maybe they just got tired of doing math?  Maybe the Incas moved in and could do better and were scoring higher on the temple exams.
Title: Re: Aight, I've got some Good News and I've got some Bad News...
Post by: GH2001 on May 20, 2011, 10:15:31 AM
Guys like this give Christians a bad name. What a loon. As Simp said, the guy doesn't even read his own doctrine.
Title: Re: Aight, I've got some Good News and I've got some Bad News...
Post by: Buzz Killington on May 20, 2011, 10:22:46 AM
Tonight I'm gonna party like it's May 20th!!!
Title: Re: Aight, I've got some Good News and I've got some Bad News...
Post by: Townhallsavoy on May 20, 2011, 10:48:25 AM
Tonight I'm gonna party like it's May 20th!!!

So is it a 12:01 rapture?  Noon tomorrow?  Tomorrow at 11:59? 

Or did he not calculate that far?
Title: Re: Aight, I've got some Good News and I've got some Bad News...
Post by: AUJarhead on May 20, 2011, 10:52:41 AM
I laughed when he said he based it all on "three prime numbers.  3, 10, and 17"

Uh, 10 isn't a prime number.
Title: Re: Aight, I've got some Good News and I've got some Bad News...
Post by: Saniflush on May 20, 2011, 10:55:35 AM
I laughed when he said he based it all on "three prime numbers.  3, 10, and 17"

Uh, 10 isn't a prime number.
Well sure, not in your world.
Title: Re: Aight, I've got some Good News and I've got some Bad News...
Post by: Buzz Killington on May 20, 2011, 10:55:46 AM
I laughed when he said he based it all on "three prime numbers.  3, 10, and 17"

Uh, 10 isn't a prime number.

Duh...3.33333333 3
Title: Re: Aight, I've got some Good News and I've got some Bad News...
Post by: Saniflush on May 20, 2011, 10:57:14 AM
yeah.  Why can't you let the world end in peace?  Trouble maker.
Title: Re: Aight, I've got some Good News and I've got some Bad News...
Post by: Tiger Wench on May 20, 2011, 10:59:57 AM
Well, I always said that I wanted to go out with a bang... so how many of y'all are with me?
Title: Re: Aight, I've got some Good News and I've got some Bad News...
Post by: djsimp on May 20, 2011, 11:04:12 AM
Well, I always said that I wanted to go out with a bang... so how many of y'all are with me?

Are we talking fireworks and alcohol here? I mean I'm not one to be staring down the barrel of a gun.
Title: Re: Aight, I've got some Good News and I've got some Bad News...
Post by: Godfather on May 20, 2011, 11:06:28 AM
Well, I always said that I wanted to go out with a bang... so how many of y'all are with me?
Depends, spit or swallow?
Title: Re: Aight, I've got some Good News and I've got some Bad News...
Post by: Townhallsavoy on May 20, 2011, 11:10:13 AM
Well, I always said that I wanted to go out with a bang... so how many of y'all are with me?

Technically you get to party for a while. 

Only the rapture is going to happen tomorrow.  Harold says that the world will then going into a tribulation period until October when it is utterly destroyed.
Title: Re: Aight, I've got some Good News and I've got some Bad News...
Post by: DnATL on May 20, 2011, 11:16:01 AM
Well, I always said that I wanted to go out with a bang... so how many of y'all are with me?
a gang for the bang?  huh?
You know lots of people keep pointing to the Mayan thing as well and that they did not take their calender past that date.....It ever occur to people maybe they just got tired of doing math?  Maybe the Incas moved in and could do better and were scoring higher on the temple exams.
I think that was just the upper bound on the integers in the Mayan calculators - they should have used long integers instead
Title: Re: Aight, I've got some Good News and I've got some Bad News...
Post by: Saniflush on May 20, 2011, 11:19:01 AM
Technically you get to party for a while. 

Only the rapture is going to happen tomorrow.  Harold says that the world will then going into a tribulation period until October when it is utterly destroyed.

Well I guess that explains why I have not seen any game play footage from the next Call of Duty which usually comes out in November.
Title: Re: Aight, I've got some Good News and I've got some Bad News...
Post by: Tiger Wench on May 20, 2011, 11:21:06 AM
Are we talking fireworks and alcohol here? I mean I'm not one to be staring down the barrel of a gun.

We need a "WHIFF" emoticon...
Title: Re: Aight, I've got some Good News and I've got some Bad News...
Post by: djsimp on May 20, 2011, 11:26:03 AM
We need a "WHIFF" emoticon...

Well, I guess you can tell that for once my mind was not in the gutter. It want happen again.
Title: Re: Aight, I've got some Good News and I've got some Bad News...
Post by: AU_Tiger_2000 on May 20, 2011, 11:28:34 AM
Duh...3.33333333 3
You know that equals like 37, right?
Title: Re: Aight, I've got some Good News and I've got some Bad News...
Post by: Buzz Killington on May 20, 2011, 11:39:32 AM
You know that equals like 37, right?
Damn...I hate this "new" math.
Title: Re: Aight, I've got some Good News and I've got some Bad News...
Post by: Jumbo on May 20, 2011, 01:04:38 PM
Damn...I hate this "new" math.
Welcome and post often.
Title: Re: Aight, I've got some Good News and I've got some Bad News...
Post by: Townhallsavoy on May 20, 2011, 01:33:28 PM
What would be funny is if tomorrow morning, every major news outlet's website led with the headline - "Millions Disappear." 
Title: Re: Aight, I've got some Good News and I've got some Bad News...
Post by: djsimp on May 20, 2011, 01:35:35 PM
My wife was telling me they actually said it would happen at 6pm. The question is what time zone? I figured if the guy was going all out he might as well give us the time zone.
Title: Re: Aight, I've got some Good News and I've got some Bad News...
Post by: Townhallsavoy on May 20, 2011, 01:37:32 PM
Serious question -

Is this guy and his followers on watch? 

This is a cult.  It's no different than the crazy old guy predicting a comet to take his people away and then offering a drink to those about to leave.  Next day the police find hundreds of dead bodies. 
Title: Re: Aight, I've got some Good News and I've got some Bad News...
Post by: Saniflush on May 20, 2011, 01:39:41 PM
My wife was telling me they actually said it would happen at 6pm. The question is what time zone? I figured if the guy was going all out he might as well give us the time zone.

Agreed.  Is this greenwich mean time or what?  Is it based off the left coast where I actually get a few hours to party before I leave this place?
Title: Re: Aight, I've got some Good News and I've got some Bad News...
Post by: djsimp on May 20, 2011, 01:40:36 PM
Serious question -

Is this guy and his followers on watch? 

This is a cult.  It's no different than the crazy old guy predicting a comet to take his people away and then offering a drink to those about to leave.  Next day the police find hundreds of dead bodies.

A co-worker told me he read or heard that there were actually Churches that have been preparing for a while now to help these people out; that is once they realize they have no money and no savings to live on.
Title: Re: Aight, I've got some Good News and I've got some Bad News...
Post by: djsimp on May 20, 2011, 01:43:23 PM
Agreed.  Is this greenwich mean time or what?  Is it based off the left coast where I actually get a few hours to party before I leave this place?

Thats what I would like to know. I mean it can be 6pm somewhere on Earth all day. I guess the "Rapture Parties" will be an all day affair. 
Title: Re: Aight, I've got some Good News and I've got some Bad News...
Post by: AUChizad on May 20, 2011, 01:46:13 PM
What would be funny is if tomorrow morning, every major news outlet's website led with the headline - "Millions Disappear."
Then made you read the article to see that it was about the stock market.
Title: Re: Aight, I've got some Good News and I've got some Bad News...
Post by: AUTiger1 on May 20, 2011, 01:51:51 PM
Serious question -

Is this guy and his followers on watch? 

This is a cult.  It's no different than the crazy old guy predicting a comet to take his people away and then offering a drink to those about to leave.  Next day the police find hundreds of dead bodies.

Jonestown all over again?
Title: Re: Aight, I've got some Good News and I've got some Bad News...
Post by: Buzz Killington on May 20, 2011, 01:57:51 PM
So, now that we know it's 6:00 tomorrow night, I guess I can stay at work the rest of the day today.  Don't want to use any comp time.
Title: Re: Aight, I've got some Good News and I've got some Bad News...
Post by: Saniflush on May 20, 2011, 02:13:33 PM
So, now that we know it's 6:00 tomorrow night, I guess I can stay at work the rest of the day today.  Don't want to use any comp time.

Yea you are probably gonna need all your comp time between tomorrow and October.
Title: Re: Aight, I've got some Good News and I've got some Bad News...
Post by: AWK on May 20, 2011, 02:18:44 PM
Yea you are probably gonna need all your comp time between tomorrow and October.
As long as there aren't any guard dogs... I fucking hate guard dogs.
Title: Re: Aight, I've got some Good News and I've got some Bad News...
Post by: Buzz Killington on May 20, 2011, 02:26:15 PM
Yea you are probably gonna need all your comp time between tomorrow and October.
Then I'm gonna burn it , baby, burn it!!!
Title: Re: Aight, I've got some Good News and I've got some Bad News...
Post by: Godfather on May 20, 2011, 02:40:55 PM
Serious question -

Is this guy and his followers on watch? 

This is a cult.  It's no different than the crazy old guy predicting a comet to take his people away and then offering a drink to those about to leave.  Next day the police find hundreds of dead bodies.
Don't be upset cause you aren't one of the chosen.  I  have my special drink all ready!
Title: Re: Aight, I've got some Good News and I've got some Bad News...
Post by: The Prowler on May 20, 2011, 02:52:51 PM
Well I guess that explains why I have not seen any game play footage from the next Call of Duty which usually comes out in November.

I saw the new CoD Modern Warfare 3 trailer last night.

Thats what I would like to know. I mean it can be 6pm somewhere on Earth all day. I guess the "Rapture Parties" will be an all day affair. 

"No man shall know the time", I guess that meant Time Zones.

I wonder what that group is going to do, tomorrow...drink the laced kool-aid like the Heavens Gate Cult & the Jonestown Followers?
Title: Re: Aight, I've got some Good News and I've got some Bad News...
Post by: Saniflush on May 20, 2011, 03:01:24 PM
I saw the new CoD Modern Warfare 3 trailer last night.

I have seen the teaser but have yet to see any trailers and a quick search of teh ebays also reveals none.
Title: Re: Aight, I've got some Good News and I've got some Bad News...
Post by: Godfather on May 20, 2011, 03:05:49 PM
I have seen the teaser but have yet to see any trailers and a quick search of teh ebays also reveals none.
The skreets are wrong again!
Title: Re: Aight, I've got some Good News and I've got some Bad News...
Post by: djsimp on May 20, 2011, 03:30:00 PM
I wonder what that group is going to do, tomorrow...drink the laced kool-aid like the Heavens Gate Cult & the Jonestown Followers?

Maybe we should donate a shipment of Cammi Cam Juice.
Title: Re: Aight, I've got some Good News and I've got some Bad News...
Post by: The Prowler on May 20, 2011, 07:36:16 PM
We have 4 1/2 hours until it's "Go Time"...WoooHoooo!!! (11:00pm CT is 05/21 6:00pm LINT, Line Island Time, on Christmas Island in Kiribati).

http://www.timeanddate.com/worldclock/city.html?n=274
Title: Re: Aight, I've got some Good News and I've got some Bad News...
Post by: jmar on May 20, 2011, 08:24:05 PM
We have 4 1/2 hours until it's "Go Time"...WoooHoooo!!! (11:00pm CT is 05/21 6:00pm LINT, Line Island Time, on Christmas Island in Kiribati).

http://www.timeanddate.com/worldclock/city.html?n=274
They's gonna be some babies made tonite yall.
Title: Re: Aight, I've got some Good News and I've got some Bad News...
Post by: The Prowler on May 20, 2011, 08:30:03 PM
Yup....I'm gonna get a Arby's French Dip sub, large curly fries, large Pepsi, and 3 of those cinnamon stuffed rolls. Yes Sir!!!  Btw, I'm at work.  So, should I clock out before 11 or just not worry about it?
Title: Re: Aight, I've got some Good News and I've got some Bad News...
Post by: jmar on May 20, 2011, 08:49:50 PM
Yup....I'm gonna get a Arby's French Dip sub, large curly fries, large Pepsi, and 3 of those cinnamon stuffed rolls. Yes Sir!!!  Btw, I'm at work.  So, should I clock out before 11 or just not worry about it?
Oh you gonna be a glutton on your way out huh?
Title: Re: Aight, I've got some Good News and I've got some Bad News...
Post by: The Prowler on May 20, 2011, 09:11:51 PM
Oh you gonna be a glutton on your way out huh?
Nope, I'm going to just enjoy my food.
Title: Re: Aight, I've got some Good News and I've got some Bad News...
Post by: jmar on May 20, 2011, 10:44:33 PM
Nope, I'm going to just enjoy my food.
You just want to squueze out that last Bammer don't you?
Title: Re: Aight, I've got some Good News and I've got some Bad News...
Post by: The Prowler on May 20, 2011, 11:02:03 PM
You just want to squueze out that last Bammer don't you?
Yyyup...I'm squeezing one out right now.
Title: Re: Aight, I've got some Good News and I've got some Bad News...
Post by: djsimp on May 21, 2011, 08:53:37 AM
Btw, I'm at work.  So, should I clock out before 11 or just not worry about it?

I would say don't clock out. That will make for big paycheck, its just you want be able to spend it.
Title: Re: Aight, I've got some Good News and I've got some Bad News...
Post by: Saniflush on May 21, 2011, 11:00:28 AM
I would say don't clock out. That will make for big paycheck, its just you want be able to spend it.
think of it as a 401k
Title: Re: Aight, I've got some Good News and I've got some Bad News...
Post by: Buzz Killington on May 21, 2011, 06:28:58 PM
T-Minus 30 minutes.  It's been nice knowing some of you.  Going to put on my Nikes and warmup suit now.
Title: Re: Aight, I've got some Good News and I've got some Bad News...
Post by: AUJarhead on May 21, 2011, 11:45:59 PM
At 6pm local time, I was at a dance recital for my daughter.  I was hoping for the rapture.  Unless it happened when I was in there, and heaven is a 6 year old's dance recital.  You don't want to go if that's the case.
Title: Re: Aight, I've got some Good News and I've got some Bad News...
Post by: AU_Tiger_2000 on May 22, 2011, 02:02:38 AM
Odd.  I was at a dance recital this morning also.  Observations:

15 year old girls who are into "modern dance" are going to grow up to eat a lot of granola and experiment with not shaving.

10 year old girls who do solo hip hop routines wile wearing halter tops and hot pants are going to wear a lot of glitter and not much else while still doing the same dance routine in their 20's.

For the 13 year old boy (the only one in the entire 2hr recital) that was doing the dance routine with the girls: either he is the smartest heterosexual adolescent in the world, or this is the last time he is going to voluntarily touch a girl.
Title: Re: Aight, I've got some Good News and I've got some Bad News...
Post by: Saniflush on May 23, 2011, 07:30:55 AM
Never fear folks.  Found this on my door.

(http://i33.photobucket.com/albums/d58/saniflush/ef27359c-9ef3-4855-93b9-49472751fc9b.jpg)
Title: Re: Aight, I've got some Good News and I've got some Bad News...
Post by: Snaggletiger on May 23, 2011, 10:32:22 AM
Saturday, we were in Chicago and were in a cab when we got to talking about the end coming in a couple of hours.  The driver, a Jamaican sounding mon, said "Well, eef dot's dee case, I gon go drain mah bank account, get dronk an heet dee buffet."
Title: Re: Aight, I've got some Good News and I've got some Bad News...
Post by: Godfather on May 23, 2011, 11:44:02 AM
Never fear folks.  Found this on my door.

(http://i33.photobucket.com/albums/d58/saniflush/ef27359c-9ef3-4855-93b9-49472751fc9b.jpg)
Wait...you're a Wizard?  I think they meant to put you enjoy to much sleeve of wizard.  Whispering Eye....
Title: Re: Aight, I've got some Good News and I've got some Bad News...
Post by: Saniflush on May 23, 2011, 11:47:45 AM
Wait...you're a Wizard?  I think they meant to put you enjoy to much sleeve of wizard.  Whispering Eye....
I am a young Marvin Hamlisch
Title: Re: Aight, I've got some Good News and I've got some Bad News...
Post by: Godfather on May 23, 2011, 11:54:04 AM
I am a young Marvin Hamlisch
Who the fuck is Marvin Hamlisch?
Title: Re: Aight, I've got some Good News and I've got some Bad News...
Post by: Saniflush on May 23, 2011, 12:28:19 PM
Who the fuck is Marvin Hamlisch?

Of course you have a turtle.
Title: Re: Aight, I've got some Good News and I've got some Bad News...
Post by: The Prowler on May 23, 2011, 06:58:56 PM
I had a pounding headache on Sunday, from the Saturday night Rapture/Jumbo's Birthday Party.  But, I made it through without being abducted by Aliens.  We should make a shirt saying "I survived the Rapture and all I got was this stupid shirt."
Title: Re: Aight, I've got some Good News and I've got some Bad News...
Post by: War Eagle!!! on May 24, 2011, 10:11:23 AM
I had a pounding headache on Sunday, from the Saturday night Rapture/Jumbo's Birthday Party.  But, I made it through without being abducted by Aliens.  We should make a shirt saying "I survived the Rapture and all I got was this stupid shirt."

I am no expert...I am pretty sure you don't want to survive a rapture...
Title: Re: Aight, I've got some Good News and I've got some Bad News...
Post by: AU_Tiger_2000 on May 24, 2011, 10:15:59 AM
I am no expert...I am pretty sure you don't want to survive a rapture...

Maybe there was a rapture but nobody made the cut.  Expect it to get really bad for the next 7 years.
Title: Re: Aight, I've got some Good News and I've got some Bad News...
Post by: The Prowler on May 24, 2011, 06:31:50 PM
I am no expert...I am pretty sure you don't want to survive a rapture...
Yeah...you'll only get a stupid shirt, not worth it IMO.
Title: Re: Aight, I've got some Good News and I've got some Bad News...
Post by: War Eagle!!! on May 24, 2011, 07:17:55 PM
Yeah...you'll only get a stupid shirt, not worth it IMO.

*snicker*