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Pat Dye Field => War Damn Eagle => Topic started by: The Prowler on May 18, 2011, 11:20:39 PM
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Mine is to talk to my Dad about how Auburn can win the game, grab a cold drank maybe some potatoe chips, then just watch with enjoyment.
Florida's Freshman WR Ja'Juan Story said that his favorite pregame ritual is to "Doodoo, then listen to Katy Perry."
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We scream at the TV together.
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I used to break ceiling fans.
Now I just curse the talking heads and their silly assed storylines and negativity.
Smite them all!
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We scream at the TV together.
You scream, "HURRY UP AND RUN THE DAMN PLAY!!!"...I try to calm you down. Then we do something stupid like fumble the ball...then I scream, "FANIN, YOU MOTHER FUCKER!!!...someone kill him, PLEASE!!!...GAH DAMNIT!!!...YOU GOTTA TUCK THE DAMN BALL, FUCKIN' DUMB ASS!!!"
Then we hear little Jumbo, in his room, yelling, "DAMN, SHIT, FUCK, MOTHER FUCKER, ASS!!!" (He's only 5, but he's getting the hang of it, I think my youngest son is teaching him my native tongue.)
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Recover from a previous intoxication by drinking more.
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You scream, "HURRY UP AND RUN THE DAMN PLAY!!!"...I try to calm you down. Then we do something stupid like fumble the ball...then I scream, "FANIN, YOU MOTHER FUCKER!!!...someone kill him, PLEASE!!!...GAH DAMNIT!!!...YOU GOTTA TUCK THE DAMN BALL, FUCKIN' DUMB ASS!!!"
Then we hear little Jumbo, in his room, yelling, "DAMN, SHIT, FUCK, MOTHER FUCKER, ASS!!!"
This sounds like the Jarhead house hold, Mrs Jarhead included.
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This sounds like the Jarhead house hold, Mrs Jarhead included.
That's hot!
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If I'm home it's firing up the coals in man pit and grilling up my world famous (and that includes my entire house) wings. I grill up about 4 dozen and put them out with a veggie tray so everyone can go by all day and graze while watching Auburn and any other football that's on.
Oh...and beer.
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I like to pass gas and blame it on my little girls.
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You scream, "HURRY UP AND RUN THE DAMN PLAY!!!"...I try to calm you down. Then we do something stupid like fumble the ball...then I scream, "FANIN, YOU MOTHER FUCKER!!!...someone kill him, PLEASE!!!...GAH DAMNIT!!!...YOU GOTTA TUCK THE DAMN BALL, FUCKIN' DUMB ASS!!!"
Then we hear little Jumbo, in his room, yelling, "DAMN, SHIT, FUCK, MOTHER FUCKER, ASS!!!" (He's only 5, but he's getting the hang of it, I think my youngest son is teaching him my native tongue.)
So basically Jumbo and son are the old Irish bar owner with tourette's syndrome from Boondock Saints?
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If I'm home it's firing up the coals in man pit and grilling up my world famous (and that includes my entire house) wings. I grill up about 4 dozen and put them out with a veggie tray so everyone can go by all day and graze while watching Auburn and any other football that's on.
Oh...and beer.
Pretty much something like this. Exchange wings, for whatever I happen to be cooking, and exchange beer for burrbinz and it's the same.
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I am usually on the lake at sunrise on Saturday mornings in the fall as Guntersville is absolutely vacated between people going to the games and the start of deer season. Get home in time to fillet some up and drop them in the grease during the pregame show then start cracking the Yuenglings.
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Yell at wife about what time kick-off is and we need to hurry up. Yell at wife more followed by breathing heavy and looking at watch repeated times. Checking my phone and watch hundred more times. Drive like hell to get home to miss kick-off and normally the first drive. Yell at wife about I missed kick-off and the first drive. She responds with isn't there still 3 hours of the game left? :facepalm:
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Yell at wife about what time kick-off is and we need to hurry up. Yell at wife more followed by breathing heavy and looking at watch repeated times. Checking my phone and watch hundred more times. Drive like hell to get home to miss kick-off and normally the first drive. Yell at wife about I missed kick-off and the first drive. She responds with isn't there still 3 hours of the game left? :facepalm:
LOL....women.
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Oddly enough, I banished all mojo in 2010.
I did something different before every game. I wore different clothes each week. I wore different hats. I ate different things week to week.
I even got up and took a shower in the middle of the Alabama game.
The only thing I maintained is my refusal to buy game shirts from TigerRags. Never bought one before a game that we won and never bought one after a game unless we lost the next week. No TigerRags.
And I'll never go to another Auburn-Alabama game in person.
Other than that?
I liked not feeling responsible so much that I think I'll just keep on.
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Oddly enough, I banished all mojo in 2010.
I did something different before every game. I wore different clothes each week. I wore different hats. I ate different things week to week.
I even got up and took a shower in the middle of the Alabama game.
The only thing I maintained is my refusal to buy game shirts from TigerRags. Never bought one before a game that we won and never bought one after a game unless we lost the next week. No TigerRags.
And I'll never go to another Auburn-Alabama game in person.
Other than that?
I liked not feeling responsible so much that I think I'll just keep on.
Looks like you found your mojo.
Doing completely different shit each game day.
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Looks like you found your mojo.
Doing completely different shit each game day.
You just ruined his day. He's headed to Tiger Rags and checking Stub Hub for Iron Bowl tix.
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Coming back for the game. Friday-Always make sure I make my flight. I was lucky last year made 4 games plus was in Auburn for the MNC. (This year looking alot different-Airline tickets are pretty stoopied rigth now)
Staying in Dallas- As long as we won-I kept wearing the same shirt (here and in Auburn) every Sat. Got the State of Texas on the back with a big AU in the middle.
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Not sure what to do going forward...
I used to have sex with a dark haired Mexican beauty before every game, but she moved away last month. I'm thinking of placing an ad on Craigslist or something.
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Not sure what to do going forward...
I used to have sex with a dark haired Mexican beauty before every game, but she moved away last month. I'm thinking of placing an ad on Craigslist or something.
Do it for Auburn, AUSweetheart.
P.S. I'm not kidding when I say I watched your avatar for about 3 full minutes before responding.
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We sacrafice kittens to our midget leader. (Saniflush knows)
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We sacrafice kittens to our midget leader. (Saniflush knows)
I thought Wes preferred the term "little person"?
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I thought Wes preferred the term "little person"?
I meant the human bowling ball. That's our second pre-game ritual.
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I meant the human bowling ball. That's our second pre-game ritual.
Damn!
Bowling has been added to her game modes?
All this time I just thought she was only good for horseshoes.
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Not sure what to do going forward...
I used to have sex with a dark haired Mexican beauty before every game, but she moved away last month. I'm thinking of placing an ad on Craigslist or something.
Wait-My wife is Mexican-Dark haired and was never around right before kickoff? :popeye:
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Do it for Auburn, AUSweetheart.
P.S. I'm not kidding when I say I watched your avatar for about 3 full minutes before responding.
Bounce, Bounce and a spank!
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I like to fire the Charcoal up with something that I can cook for a while like Ribs. Crack some cold ones and then sit through Hell listening to my wife say they can't do that , they are cheating, That was dumb, what just happened, then she gets on Facebook and starts harassing her alabama friends.
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During this past Iron Bowl, I paused the game at halftime, took a shower, got some Taco Bell, watched one of my recorded shows (The Office, I think), took a shit, Jumbo called (while I was in the restroom) trying to not let me know what was about to happen. When I sat back down, I was almost a full Qtr behind. On Auburn's game winning drive, I had caught back up. My Dad sent me a text that we needed a sack, right before T'Bell bounced McElroy on his head. After that play, I sent Jumbo a text, stating "that's the ballgame, War Eagle."
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This year's Iron Bowl I blackout after halftime and I can't remember any plays I called as OC.
Signed,
Jim McElwain
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Mine is to talk to my Dad about how Auburn can win the game, grab a cold drank maybe some potatoe chips, then just watch with enjoyment.
Florida's Freshman WR Ja'Juan Story said that his favorite pregame ritual is to "Doodoo, then listen to Katy Perry."
Bloody Mary for breakfast.
Absolute Vodka
Tobasco Hot Bloody Mary Mix (about 60/40 ratio)
Dash of Worcestershire sauce
Squeeze of Lime
pepper
Celery Salt rimmed glass
jalapeno floater
Celery stick to stir
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Bloody Mary for breakfast.
Absolute Vodka
Tobasco Hot Bloody Mary Mix (about 60/40 ratio)
Dash of Worcestershire sauce
Squeeze of Lime
pepper
Celery Salt rimmed glass
jalapeno floater
Celery stick to stir
I hear ya' dog get it!