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The Library => Haley Center Basement => Topic started by: Kaos on May 17, 2011, 10:59:18 PM
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Can't find much else to recommend this one:
http://www.foxnews.com/us/2011/05/17/texas-teacher-allegedly-sex-5-students/?test=latestnews
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Yeah...18 year old horn dogs + teacher with reasonably big tatas = janitor closet sex
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Why did I never have hot teachers that wanted to fuck...all of mine looked like Garman with a wig.
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Why did I never have hot teachers that wanted to fuck...all of mine looked like Garman with a wig.
Looking back I may have had one, but I was too stupid to catch the signals.
Back then, though, teachers just quietly moved on they didn't get their picture on Fox News.
I've seen it happen a few times.
IMO, it's crazy to take a 23 year old, just out of college who still likes drinking, smoking and fucking and putting him/her in a high school classroom.
This plump-tittied bag-face was just 27 I think. That's a baby, really. You don't know shit about shinola when you're 27 (you think you do, but you've got some hard ass lessons coming).
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IMO, it's crazy to take a 23 year old, who still likes drinking, smoking and fucking and putting him/her in a high school classroom.
Um when, exactly, does that stop? That way I can plan to throw myself off a bridge.
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Um when, exactly, does that stop? That way I can plan to throw myself off a bridge.
Don't drywall anything on the way down.
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Looking back I may have had one, but I was too stupid to catch the signals.
Back then, though, teachers just quietly moved on they didn't get their picture on Fox News.
I've seen it happen a few times.
IMO, it's crazy to take a 23 year old, just out of college who still likes drinking, smoking and fucking and putting him/her in a high school classroom.
This plump-tittied bag-face was just 27 I think. That's a baby, really. You don't know shit about shinola when you're 27 (you think you do, but you've got some hard ass lessons coming).
Or how about taking a 23 year old just out of college and putting him in a classroom at his old high school where the seniors were 8th graders when the 23 year old was a senior there?
Cause that was me, and it was fucking awkward to see some my friends' little sisters with perfect bodies, and they just loved telling me about how they had a crush on me.
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Or how about taking a 23 year old just out of college and putting him in a classroom at his old high school where the seniors were 8th graders when the 23 year old was a senior there?
Cause that was me, and it was fucking awkward to see some my friends' little sisters with perfect bodies, and they just loved telling me about how they had a crush on me.
I have a crush on you
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Hmm. Were the students male, female, or both?
And at least all of them were 18. At 18, whether or not it is a teacher should not matter.
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Why did I never have hot teachers that wanted to eff...all of mine looked like Garman with a wig.
You told me I was HOT! Phucker!!!
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You told me I was HOT! Phucker!!!
98.6 counts.
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Um when, exactly, does that stop? That way I can plan to throw myself off a bridge.
When you have kids the drinking gets dialed up and the other two fall off.
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Hmm. Were the students male, female, or both?
And at least all of them were 18. At 18, whether or not it is a teacher should not matter.
In texas it does, No teacher-student contact. Regardless of age.
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In texas it does, No teacher-student contact. Regardless of age.
It seems to take all the fun out of teaching.......
What guy didn't want to be the high school coach in Porky's.....Aye Lassie.
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Absolutely zero hot teachers in all of my schoolin'. I mean, those guys were all much older and...
I mean, what?
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When you have kids the drinking gets dialed up and the other two fall off.
Sez you. Smoking was never in the playbook, but I have seen no downturn in either of the others... even at my age and after two kids.
So don't you worry, Sweets - the chick always sets that agenda anyway. You are in control.
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Sez you. Smoking was never in the playbook, but I have seen no downturn in either of the others... even at my age and after two kids.
So don't you worry, Sweets - the chick always sets that agenda anyway. You are in control.
My wife is puking every 3 hours and giving me dirty looks in between. The effing has fallen off and will not be getting up for approximately 3 more weeks at which point she will start begging me for it even when she is crying because she can't reach to tie her shoes or mad as hell because I asked her how her day was.
I am so getting a vasectomy before this one pops out.
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My wife is puking every 3 hours and giving me dirty looks in between. The effing has fallen off and will not be getting up for approximately 3 more weeks at which point she will start begging me for it even when she is crying because she can't reach to tie her shoes or mad as hell because I asked her how her day was.
I am so getting a vasectomy before this one pops out.
:haha:
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Who is she fucking every 3 hours? Just who is this woman?
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The girls BB coach at my HS was smoking hot. Christie Maples, fresh out of college. Ahh, I remember flirting with her and her flirting back. I once asked her when we could go out and she said once you graduate and laughed. I didn't think anything about it until I heard my Sophomore year of college from my old Baseball Coach who told me she ran off with one of her husbands ball players. I called my mom who taught there and she confirmed it. All that ran through my head was "you damn idiot, she was serious!". :facepalm:
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So don't you worry, Sweets - the chick always sets that agenda anyway. You are in control.
I thought so, until I read
My wife is puking every 3 hours and giving me dirty looks in between. The effing has fallen off and will not be getting up for approximately 3 more weeks at which point she will start begging me for it even when she is crying because she can't reach to tie her shoes or mad as hell because I asked her how her day was.
that.
It's a good thing our orgasms are so much better than theirs, or else we would really have the shit end of the deal.
Btdub AU 2000.........it's going to hurt your feelings when you find out how much a vasectomy will cost you. $250. WITHOUT insurance. My brother almost puked when he heard that....
He also got his before this last baby was born. :)
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I thought so, until I read
that.
It's a good thing our orgasms are so much better than theirs, or else we would really have the poop end of the deal.
Btdub AU 2000.........it's going to hurt your feelings when you find out how much a vasectomy will cost you. $250. WITHOUT insurance. My brother almost puked when he heard that....
He also got his before this last baby was born. :)
$250 bucks versus another college tuition? I'll take the $250 and the two days sitting in a bucket of ice.
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I thought so, until I read that.
It's a good thing our orgasms are so much better than theirs, or else we would really have the shit end of the deal.
Pregnancy is only a temporary condition - and I was horny as hell the last trimester, so there's that. He was actually complaining ("Again? REALLY??")
And once you are done with the baby making, and pregnancy is no longer a possibility? THEN you go back to sex for the sake of having sex... and that really does put a whole new spin on it. Totally carefree sex - no condoms, no pills, no worries!! WHOO HOO!
Not only are our orgasms a bajillion times better - remember that old joke about Adam and Eve?
God is talking to Adam and Eve and says "I have two more gifts to give you guys, one to each of you. Who wants to be able to pee standing up?"
Adam jumps all over that "OOOOH! OOOOH! Me! Me!!!"
So God looks at Eve and says "Well, Eve, I guess that makes you multi-orgasmic..."
#winning
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$250 bucks versus another college tuition? I'll take the $250 and the two days sitting in a bucket of ice.
Be sure to go back for the followup visit.
Know a guy who did not and he ended up knocking his wife up with twins. It was a quiet day or so around their house when she found out and subsequently told him that she was pregnant again.
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Be sure to go back for the followup visit.
Know a guy who did not and he ended up knocking his wife up with twins. It was a quiet day or so around their house when she found out and subsequently told him that she was pregnant again.
Yep - a friend of mine went back at one year and is ever so grateful he did - still LOADED with swimmers. Told me it was a good thing he had not had sex with his wife in years - and very fortunate that his girlfriend had had her tubes tied.
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Yep - a friend of mine went back at one year and is ever so grateful he did - still LOADED with swimmers. Told me it was a good thing he had not had sex with his wife in years - and very fortunate that his girlfriend had had her tubes tied.
I have a friend who said he is not getting a vasectomy because if his wife decides to kick him out he can use it as a marketing tool to attract a younger woman.
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I have a friend who said he is not getting a vasectomy because if his wife decides to kick him out he can use it as a marketing tool to attract a younger woman.
For the record?
I have never believed one single man who told me he had one....
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After my last one, I ran to the Urologist and my wife was cheering me on. Burning flesh never smelt so good.
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For the record?
I have never believed one single man who told me he had one....
Smart girl.
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Be sure to go back for the followup visit.
Know a guy who did not and he ended up knocking his wife up with twins. It was a quiet day or so around their house when she found out and subsequently told him that she was pregnant again.
This happened to me. I now have a fourth child, and have had a second vasectomy. I went and got checked after the second one damn it.
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This happened to me. I now have a fourth child, and have had a second vasectomy. I went and got checked after the second one damn it.
Good god, you and simp could start an army.
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Good god, you and simp could start an army.
My grocery bill makes me feel like I'm feeding one.
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My grocery bill makes me feel like I'm feeding one.
I bet, now I feel dumb for bitching about $5/gallon milk. I only buy one at a time, probably doesn't work that way at your house.
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My grocery bill makes me feel like I'm feeding one.
For real!
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I bet, now I feel dumb for bitching about $5/gallon milk. I only buy one at a time, probably doesn't work that way at your house.
It would probably be cheaper just to own a cow to milk.
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It would probably be cheaper just to own a cow to milk.
Thought you were already married?
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Thought you were already married?
:rimshot:
I said cheaper. One women and 5 kids is enough. Besides that version of milking is gonna cost something along the way.
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I could add to said army...
And I am getting a vasectomy. And will get checked a couple of months later...and then rechecked after that...
We are now already having one surprise and I'll be god damn if I have another one...
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This happened to me. I now have a fourth child, and have had a second vasectomy. I went and got checked after the second one damn it.
I guess I balance you out, No kids-Never wanted them. I want all the toys.
But my cost: I'll have some min wage fucker changing my diaper and wiping my ass. Of course that happens to people with kids too.
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I guess I balance you out, No kids-Never wanted them. I want all the toys.
But my cost: I'll have some min wage fucker changing my diaper and wiping my ass. Of course that happens to people with kids too.
This is why I hope our kids still like us when we get that age.
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I could add to said army...
And I am getting a vasectomy. And will get checked a couple of months later...and then rechecked after that...
We are now already having one surprise and I'll be god damn if I have another one...
You just like beating off in the doctor's office
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This happened to me. I now have a fourth child, and have had a second vasectomy. I went and got checked after the second one damn it.
Since when could dudes get other dudes pregnant?
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Since when could dudes get other dudes pregnant?
Getting a little worried that a Vandy AWK Vol will be running around eh?
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Getting a little worried that a Vandy AWK Vol will be running around eh?
I can't breed with hobbits, sorry.
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I can't breed with hobbits, sorry.
AU AWKizad then? :thumsup:
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You just like beating off in the doctor's office
variety is the spice of life.
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I guess I balance you out, No kids-Never wanted them. I want all the toys.
But my cost: I'll have some min wage fucker changing my diaper and wiping my ass. Of course that happens to people with kids too.
Actually, thinking about it, not only will be a min wages fucker, it’s going to be some fucker who didn’t work out at the 7-11.
Va hospitals are renowned for their hiring practices.
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I can't breed with hobbits, sorry.
That's only because you're a eunuch.
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Actually, thinking about it, not only will be a min wages effer, it’s going to be some effer who didn’t work out at the 7-11.
Va hospitals are renowned for their hiring practices.
Careful.
Some of us work at the VA...
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That's only because you're a eunuch.
Is that a pastry?
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Yeah, those Jackson-Olin teachers weren't that good looking in HS. But, we did have a science teacher that would smoke weed with us and bang a couple of the football players, but she was a little too homely looking for my taste.
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Is that a pastry?
Yes, you are a giant pastrnsy.
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Careful.
Some of us work at the VA...
Case closed. :poke: