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Title: They Caught the Squirrel
Post by: Townhallsavoy on May 17, 2011, 11:20:44 AM
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While it's not in the same ballpark -- it might not even be in the same zip code -- as the armed robbery arrests earlier this offseason, an arrest in Atlanta for minor vehicle charges might make for a long summer all the same for Auburn's Onterio McCalebb.

According to the Auburn website the Auburn Eagle, McCalebb was arrested on May 14 for driving an "unregistered vehicle," one without a license plate or registration decal. McCalebb was also apparently unable to provide a valid driver's license.

With charges this minor (relatively speaking), it seems unlikely the 810-yard rusher of a season ago will miss any time, and certainly not more than the Tigers' opener against Utah State. But with Gene Chizik no doubt on the warpath after the embarrassment of the earlier arrests, McCalebb is probably on his way to getting very well acquainted with the Jordan-Hare Stadium steps this summer.

http://eye-on-collegefootball.blogs.cbssports.com/mcc/blogs/entry/24156338/29367716
Title: Re: They Caught the Squirrel
Post by: Jumbo on May 17, 2011, 11:23:19 AM
Did he get out in the open and trip on a blade of grass?
Title: Re: They Caught the Squirrel
Post by: dallaswareagle on May 17, 2011, 11:47:58 AM
Did he get out in the open and trip on a blade of grass?

No, but if he was close to a golf course, I bet he thought if he got OB, they would quit chasing him.
Title: Re: They Caught the Squirrel
Post by: Snaggletiger on May 17, 2011, 12:24:47 PM
Just more of the thuggery and gangsta' lifestyle that's so inherent in Auburn players. I'll put a Hondo down to bet he wasn't wearing his seatbelt either.

When is Chizik going to get serious about cleaning up this program?   
Title: Re: They Caught the Squirrel
Post by: JR4AU on May 17, 2011, 12:33:00 PM
Just more of the thuggery and gangsta' lifestyle that's so inherent in Auburn players. I'll put a Hondo down to bet he wasn't wearing his seatbelt either.

When is Chizik going to get serious about cleaning up this program?   

Bank it.  This will be great fodder for Shane and the Finebaumistas
Title: Re: They Caught the Squirrel
Post by: AUTailgatingRules on May 17, 2011, 12:37:42 PM
Did we spend so much on Cam that we can't even afford license plates for these guys anymore?
Title: Re: They Caught the Squirrel
Post by: Snaggletiger on May 17, 2011, 12:43:40 PM
Did we spend so much on Cam that we can't even afford license plates for these guys anymore?

Ingram's dad charges a pretty penney these days.
Title: Re: They Caught the Squirrel
Post by: Godfather on May 17, 2011, 01:46:16 PM
Ingram's dad charges a pretty penney these days.
You better watch your six.
Title: Re: They Caught the Squirrel
Post by: The Prowler on May 17, 2011, 07:11:19 PM
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Title: Re: They Caught the Squirrel
Post by: jmar on May 17, 2011, 08:15:38 PM
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Hey, they saved him from himself because we know he was up to no good. Thank you officers for preventing a certain felony before it was realized. Whew! Hundred dollar handshakes for everyone.
Title: Re: They Caught the Squirrel
Post by: Buzz Killington on May 17, 2011, 08:31:44 PM
Buncha got damn thugs over there in Auburn.
Title: Re: They Caught the Squirrel
Post by: CCTAU on May 18, 2011, 08:56:07 AM
In all seriousness, how many of you drove a car without a license, thinking it was no big deal? Also, how many of you drove an unregistered car? It's not like you are a criminal, just a dumb-ass.


This sucks for us. As all of the extra 3 lbs he put on will now be run off inside the new arena every morning at 5 AM. And that is all that should happen. Dumb-asses are not always criminals, just a little stupid.
Title: Re: They Caught the Squirrel
Post by: djsimp on May 18, 2011, 09:08:27 AM
This sucks for us. As all of the extra 3 lbs he put on will now be run off inside the new arena every morning at 5 AM. And that is all that should happen. Dumb-asses are not always criminals, just a little stupid.

Damn good point. Now Squirrel will have to eat an extra breakfast after he pukes the first one.