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Title: No 72 virgins? What about one Teagan Presley?
Post by: Kaos on May 13, 2011, 03:54:26 PM

http://www.foxnews.com/world/2011/05/13/extensive-porn-stash-reportedly-bin-laden-compound/

Osama Bin Jackin' 

Hahaha. 

Title: Re: No 72 virgins? What about one Teagan Presley?
Post by: AUTiger1 on May 13, 2011, 03:55:56 PM

Quote from: Kaos on May 13, 2011, 03:54:26 PM

http://www.foxnews.com/world/2011/05/13/extensive-porn-stash-reportedly-bin-laden-compound/

Osama Bin Jackin' 

Hahaha.

Why do want to bring Teagan into this?  She's so sweet and innocent!

Title: Re: No 72 virgins? What about one Teagan Presley?
Post by: Townhallsavoy on May 13, 2011, 04:04:10 PM

I can't read the article at work right now, but please tell me he was jerkin' it to white American girls from California.

Title: Re: No 72 virgins? What about one Teagan Presley?
Post by: Kaos on May 13, 2011, 04:06:26 PM

Quote from: AUTiger1 on May 13, 2011, 03:55:56 PM

Why do want to bring Teagan into this?  She's so sweet and innocent!

Just a little angel...

(http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3036/2870823255_309f7799b0.jpg)

Bet you $100 the porn Osama was cruising contained blondes and lesbians. 

Cody Milo, Jesse Jane, Alexis Texas, Brea Bennett (awwwesome), Bree Olson, Brianna Banks, Jenna, Kasey Jordan, Lexxi Belle, Nikki Jayne, Nikki Benz, Sophie Moone, Stormy Daniels. 

And I bet he had him some amateur he'd lifted from youporn, tube8, pornhub and spankwire. 

Next time they go looking for terrorists, just get the IP addresses that come from Islamic countries.  Or the government could set up its own porn distribution network and set the trap that way. 

Promise the good stuff, like HD quality photographs and videos for a fee.  Like sapphic erotica does.  The terrorists would be all on that shit with their credit cards. 

Title: Re: No 72 virgins? What about one Teagan Presley?
Post by: dallaswareagle on May 13, 2011, 04:12:41 PM

Quote from: Kaos on May 13, 2011, 04:06:26 PM

Just a little angel...

(http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3036/2870823255_309f7799b0.jpg)

Bet you $100 the porn Osama was cruising contained blondes and lesbians. 

Cody Milo, Jesse Jane, Alexis Texas, Brea Bennett (awwwesome), Bree Olson, Brianna Banks, Jenna, Kasey Jordan, Lexxi Belle, Nikki Jayne, Nikki Benz, Sophie Moone, Stormy Daniels. 

And I bet he had him some amateur he'd lifted from youporn, tube8, pornhub and spankwire. 

Next time they go looking for terrorists, just get the IP addresses that come from Islamic countries.  Or the government could set up its own porn distribution network and set the trap that way. 

Promise the good stuff, like HD quality photographs and videos for a fee.  Like sapphic erotica does.  The terrorists would be all on that shit with their credit cards.

I Gotta do better on my porn-I have never even heard of some these folks.

Edit: I am doing reserach now.

Title: Re: No 72 virgins? What about one Teagan Presley?
Post by: AUTiger1 on May 13, 2011, 04:15:58 PM

Quote from: Kaos on May 13, 2011, 04:06:26 PM

Just a little angel...

(http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3036/2870823255_309f7799b0.jpg)

Bet you $100 the porn Osama was cruising contained blondes and lesbians. 

Cody Milo, Jesse Jane, Alexis Texas, Brea Bennett (awwwesome), Bree Olson, Brianna Banks, Jenna, Kasey Jordan, Lexxi Belle, Nikki Jayne, Nikki Benz, Sophie Moone, Stormy Daniels. 

And I bet he had him some amateur he'd lifted from youporn, tube8, pornhub and spankwire. 

Next time they go looking for terrorists, just get the IP addresses that come from Islamic countries.  Or the government could set up its own porn distribution network and set the trap that way. 

Promise the good stuff, like HD quality photographs and videos for a fee.  Like sapphic erotica does.  The terrorists would be all on that poop with their credit cards.

Sitting here laughing.  I would have figured him for a Tera Patrick, Lela Starr and Ice La Fox kind of man......wait....what, who?

Title: Re: No 72 virgins? What about one Teagan Presley?
Post by: GH2001 on May 14, 2011, 12:21:24 AM

You guys know way too much about the porn industry.

Title: Re: No 72 virgins? What about one Teagan Presley?
Post by: djsimp on May 14, 2011, 12:41:11 AM

Quote from: GH2001 on May 14, 2011, 12:21:24 AM

You guys know way too much about the porn industry.

We've been knowing this for a while GH. One word.......Raven.

Title: Re: No 72 virgins? What about one Teagan Presley?
Post by: djsimp on May 14, 2011, 12:43:41 AM

I would have to say though, I just heard about all of this tonight me and my wife was chillin' after the kids hit the sack. This is funny as shit coming from Mr. Jihad Holy War himself. I guess his virgins aren't virgins after all.

Title: Re: No 72 virgins? What about one Teagan Presley?
Post by: Kaos on May 14, 2011, 09:36:05 AM

Quote from: djsimp41 on May 14, 2011, 12:41:11 AM

We've been knowing this for a while GH. One word.......Raven.

Gonna carry that brand forever, ain't I?   

Title: Re: No 72 virgins? What about one Teagan Presley?
Post by: djsimp on May 14, 2011, 10:36:59 AM

Quote from: Kaos on May 14, 2011, 09:36:05 AM

Gonna carry that brand forever, ain't I?

Just poking at you bro. Besides, that was the hottest thing about AUC, other than AUsweets.

Title: Re: No 72 virgins? What about one Teagan Presley?
Post by: AUTiger1 on May 14, 2011, 11:15:27 AM

Quote from: Kaos on May 14, 2011, 09:36:05 AM

Gonna carry that brand forever, ain't I?

I forgot you were a Raven man until simp brought it up.

Title: Re: No 72 virgins? What about one Teagan Presley?
Post by: Saniflush on May 14, 2011, 01:16:45 PM

Quote from: Kaos on May 14, 2011, 09:36:05 AM

Gonna carry that brand forever, ain't I?

I prefer Kirby references.

Title: Re: No 72 virgins? What about one Teagan Presley?
Post by: Jumbo on May 14, 2011, 01:45:40 PM

No mention of Riley Steele?
(http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_GXhhtdqVTRA/TQZdjPO7dII/AAAAAAAAAA0/xce0BbrNBWU/s1600/RileySteeleChic_0551.jpg)

Title: Re: No 72 virgins? What about one Teagan Presley?
Post by: djsimp on May 14, 2011, 01:53:02 PM

Quote from: Jumbo on May 14, 2011, 01:45:40 PM

No mention of Riley Steele?
(http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_GXhhtdqVTRA/TQZdjPO7dII/AAAAAAAAAA0/xce0BbrNBWU/s1600/RileySteeleChic_0551.jpg)

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