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Title: Shooting a Desert Eagle .50 cal
Post by: Jumbo on May 13, 2011, 04:23:01 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FGSHF95xA90
Title: Re: Shooting a Desert Eagle .50 cal
Post by: CCTAU on May 13, 2011, 10:23:20 AM
When I was younger, I thought shooting one of these things would be cool. As I get older, I realize I enjoy shooting. But with this THING, I don't think there is any way to enjoy it. "Hand cannon" barely describes it.

I'm sure follow up shots are a bit tough.

Title: Re: Shooting a Desert Eagle .50 cal
Post by: AU_Tiger_2000 on May 13, 2011, 11:10:11 AM
We used to go to a pawn shop/pistol range in Marietta, GA that would rent out some of the traded in pistols for use in the range.  One day the guy had a Desert Eagle .50 for rent.  The next week it was in the for sale case with a sign on the door to the range that said "No .44 Magnums or Larger".  Apparently some idiot who had watched too much agent Smith from "The Matrix" tried shooting the Eagle one handed and then pulled the trigger accidentally when his arm was point straight up from the recoil.  Put a hole right through the roof.
Title: Re: Shooting a Desert Eagle .50 cal
Post by: Saniflush on May 13, 2011, 11:25:24 AM
Wouldn't want to shoot one all the time but I can't say i ever had any real problems handling it.
Title: Re: Shooting a Desert Eagle .50 cal
Post by: Godfather on May 13, 2011, 11:52:07 AM
Heavy is good, heavy is reliable. If it doesn't work you can always hit them with it.
Title: Re: Shooting a Desert Eagle .50 cal
Post by: Buzz Killington on May 13, 2011, 12:07:17 PM
A cop in our little town carried one when I was a teenager.  We used to follow him around just to see if he could actually draw it in time...
Title: Re: Shooting a Desert Eagle .50 cal
Post by: Godfather on May 13, 2011, 01:35:03 PM
You're always gonna have problems lifting a body in one piece. Apparently the best thing to do is cut up a corpse into six pieces and pile it all together and when you got your six pieces, you gotta get rid of them, because it's no good leaving it in the deep freeze for your mum to discover, now is it?

Then I hear the best thing to do is feed them to pigs. You got to starve the pigs for a few days, then the sight of a chopped-up body will look like curry to a pisshead. You gotta shave the heads of your victims, and pull the teeth out for the sake of the piggies' digestion. You could do this afterwards, of course, but you don't want to go sievin' through pig shit, now do you? They will go through bone like butter.

You need at least sixteen pigs to finish the job in one sitting, so be wary of any man who keeps a pig farm. They will go through a body that weighs 200 pounds in about eight minutes. That means that a single pig can consume two pounds of uncooked flesh every minute. Hence the expression, "as greedy as a pig".
Title: Re: Shooting a Desert Eagle .50 cal
Post by: CCTAU on May 13, 2011, 01:49:56 PM
You're always gonna have problems lifting a body in one piece. Apparently the best thing to do is cut up a corpse into six pieces and pile it all together and when you got your six pieces, you gotta get rid of them, because it's no good leaving it in the deep freeze for your mum to discover, now is it?

Then I hear the best thing to do is feed them to pigs. You got to starve the pigs for a few days, then the sight of a chopped-up body will look like curry to a pisshead. You gotta shave the heads of your victims, and pull the teeth out for the sake of the piggies' digestion. You could do this afterwards, of course, but you don't want to go sievin' through pig shit, now do you? They will go through bone like butter.

You need at least sixteen pigs to finish the job in one sitting, so be wary of any man who keeps a pig farm. They will go through a body that weighs 200 pounds in about eight minutes. That means that a single pig can consume two pounds of uncooked flesh every minute. Hence the expression, "as greedy as a pig".

It has now been documented.......you are a sick man.....
Title: Re: Shooting a Desert Eagle .50 cal
Post by: wesfau2 on May 13, 2011, 02:09:03 PM
It has now been documented.......you are a sick man.....

Do you know what the word "nemesis" means?
Title: Re: Shooting a Desert Eagle .50 cal
Post by: AU_Tiger_2000 on May 13, 2011, 02:16:58 PM
Do you know what the word "nemesis" means?

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Title: Re: Shooting a Desert Eagle .50 cal
Post by: Snaggletiger on May 13, 2011, 02:21:45 PM
The photon-a-nemeses-inator
Title: Re: Shooting a Desert Eagle .50 cal
Post by: Buzz Killington on May 13, 2011, 02:42:01 PM
You're always gonna have problems lifting a body in one piece. Apparently the best thing to do is cut up a corpse into six pieces and pile it all together and when you got your six pieces, you gotta get rid of them, because it's no good leaving it in the deep freeze for your mum to discover, now is it?

Then I hear the best thing to do is feed them to pigs. You got to starve the pigs for a few days, then the sight of a chopped-up body will look like curry to a pisshead. You gotta shave the heads of your victims, and pull the teeth out for the sake of the piggies' digestion. You could do this afterwards, of course, but you don't want to go sievin' through pig shit, now do you? They will go through bone like butter.

You need at least sixteen pigs to finish the job in one sitting, so be wary of any man who keeps a pig farm. They will go through a body that weighs 200 pounds in about eight minutes. That means that a single pig can consume two pounds of uncooked flesh every minute. Hence the expression, "as greedy as a pig".
Funny...I never saw you in my Questioned Death Investigation class.
Title: Re: Shooting a Desert Eagle .50 cal
Post by: Godfather on May 13, 2011, 03:22:50 PM
Do you know what the word "nemesis" means?

A righteous infliction of retribution manifested by an appropriate agent. Personified in this case by an 'orrible mommy part... me.
Title: Re: Shooting a Desert Eagle .50 cal
Post by: The Prowler on May 13, 2011, 06:00:17 PM
I can't say i ever had any real problems handling it.
I never have a problem handling mine, when I'm taking a piss.  Now, the women, trying to handle mine...that's a different story.
Title: Re: Shooting a Desert Eagle .50 cal
Post by: Vandy Vol on May 13, 2011, 08:20:48 PM
You're always gonna have problems lifting a body in one piece. Apparently the best thing to do is cut up a corpse into six pieces and pile it all together and when you got your six pieces, you gotta get rid of them, because it's no good leaving it in the deep freeze for your mum to discover, now is it?

Then I hear the best thing to do is feed them to pigs. You got to starve the pigs for a few days, then the sight of a chopped-up body will look like curry to a pisshead. You gotta shave the heads of your victims, and pull the teeth out for the sake of the piggies' digestion. You could do this afterwards, of course, but you don't want to go sievin' through pig shit, now do you? They will go through bone like butter.

You need at least sixteen pigs to finish the job in one sitting, so be wary of any man who keeps a pig farm. They will go through a body that weighs 200 pounds in about eight minutes. That means that a single pig can consume two pounds of uncooked flesh every minute. Hence the expression, "as greedy as a pig".

You show me how to control a wild fucking gypsy and I'll show you how to control an unhinged, pig-feeding gangster.
Title: Re: Shooting a Desert Eagle .50 cal
Post by: wesfau2 on May 13, 2011, 09:48:35 PM
You show me how to control a wild fucking gypsy and I'll show you how to control an unhinged, pig-feeding gangster.

Certainly found those min'ral's, didn't ya, Tommy?