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Title: UF RB Mike Blakley will transfer...
Post by: The Prowler on May 10, 2011, 02:38:20 PM
The reason why this is here in the signing day forum is because Blakley was the one that fucked up Auburn's RB Class.  He was a silent commit, so we lost ground on other backs for almost a month.  Then he visited UF and commited to them on the spot (I don't think UF had offered him, until he visited).  So, FUCK THAT COCKSUCKER.
Title: Re: UF RB Mike Blakley will transfer...
Post by: Buzz Killington on May 10, 2011, 02:39:45 PM
Hope he enjoys his time at Pearl River CC
Title: Re: UF RB Mike Blakley will transfer...
Post by: Snaggletiger on May 10, 2011, 03:04:57 PM
You don't think when Blakely visited Florida, that they offered him anything extra do you? 

Naaa...what am I thinking?  It's been a long day and I'm talkin' crazy.
Title: Re: UF RB Mike Blakley will transfer...
Post by: Townhallsavoy on May 10, 2011, 04:07:02 PM
Yeah!  Haha!  I hope his life sucks!

(Unless he wants to transfer to Auburn because I'd totally take him anyway.)
Title: Re: UF RB Mike Blakley will transfer...
Post by: Snaggletiger on May 10, 2011, 04:12:28 PM
Yeah!  Haha!  I hope his life sucks!

(Unless he wants to transfer to Auburn because I'd totally take him anyway.)

He has seen the light.  He and Washaun Ealey are coming to make a foursome of two thunders and two lightnings.
Title: Re: UF RB Mike Blakley will transfer...
Post by: The Prowler on May 10, 2011, 04:17:30 PM
I hope he rots away on some shitty team or he goes to SPuat, thinking that he'll be a RB, only to be moved to 9th string Safety.
Title: Re: UF RB Mike Blakley will transfer...
Post by: wesfau2 on May 25, 2011, 11:30:20 AM
He's in, according to ITAT.
Title: Re: UF RB Mike Blakley will transfer...
Post by: MarkChand on May 25, 2011, 11:31:25 AM
ITAT is reporting that Blakely is coming to Auburn. Starting summer classes next week. Apparently Boom agreed to release him to Auburn. At the moment, he has to sit out next year.
Title: Re: UF RB Mike Blakley will transfer...
Post by: The Prowler on May 25, 2011, 02:11:55 PM
Hells Yeah!!!!!
Title: Re: UF RB Mike Blakley will transfer...
Post by: Buzz Killington on May 25, 2011, 02:13:29 PM
It's like I been saying all along...I hoped and prayed he would come back home.
Title: Re: UF RB Mike Blakley will transfer...
Post by: GH2001 on May 25, 2011, 02:14:45 PM
Hells Yeah!!!!!

I thought that you said he was a mfing cocksucker?
Title: Re: UF RB Mike Blakley will transfer...
Post by: Snaggletiger on May 25, 2011, 02:16:39 PM
I thought that you said he was a mfing cocksucker?

That's soooo last week.
Title: Re: UF RB Mike Blakley will transfer...
Post by: GH2001 on May 25, 2011, 02:19:54 PM
That's soooo last week.

New skreets, new opinions?

Although it would seem that if one were deemed a cocksucker, that connatation would last more than 10 days.
Title: Re: UF RB Mike Blakley will transfer...
Post by: Saniflush on May 25, 2011, 02:26:55 PM
New skreets, new opinions?

Although it would seem that if one were deemed a cocksucker, that connatation would last more than 10 days.

Well there is a distinction between someone being a cocksucker and someone being our cocksucker.
Title: Re: UF RB Mike Blakley will transfer...
Post by: The Prowler on May 25, 2011, 02:27:34 PM
Oh, he's still a Cocksucker.  But, he's the RB that I wanted (along with the coaching staff) from the start.
Title: Re: UF RB Mike Blakley will transfer...
Post by: Snaggletiger on May 25, 2011, 02:28:49 PM
Well there is a distinction between someone being a cocksucker and someone being our cocksucker.

We have a cocksucker???  Please tell me it's Sweets or Wench....oh pleeeease.
Title: Re: UF RB Mike Blakley will transfer...
Post by: djsimp on May 25, 2011, 02:30:35 PM
We have a cocksucker???  Please tell me it's Sweets or Wench....oh pleeeease.

Oh shit. You best run and hide Snaggle.
Title: Re: UF RB Mike Blakley will transfer...
Post by: AWK on May 25, 2011, 02:34:53 PM
Oh, he's still a Cocksucker.  But, he's the RB that I wanted (along with the coaching staff) from the start.
I'm pretty sure you said you DID NOT want him.  I could be drunk or on shrooms.
Title: Re: UF RB Mike Blakley will transfer...
Post by: Saniflush on May 25, 2011, 02:42:18 PM
We have a cocksucker???  Please tell me it's Sweets or Wench....oh pleeeease.

Figured it was you since you are cleaning taints for quarters.
Title: Re: UF RB Mike Blakley will transfer...
Post by: Snaggletiger on May 25, 2011, 02:43:54 PM
I'm pretty sure you said you DID NOT want him.  I could be drunk or on shrooms.

Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue
Title: Re: UF RB Mike Blakley will transfer...
Post by: Snaggletiger on May 25, 2011, 02:49:00 PM
Figured it was you since you are cleaning taints for quarters.

At first I was like :blink:

Then I went back to the lightbulb thread and I was like  :facepalm:
Title: Re: UF RB Mike Blakley will transfer...
Post by: AU_Tiger_2000 on May 25, 2011, 04:11:25 PM
We have a cocksucker???  Please tell me it's Sweets or Wench....oh pleeeease.

Even if they were I don't think they would be willing to be your cocksucker, which is the important part.  Otherwise, it's just back to your yoga training in the hopes that someday...
Title: Re: UF RB Mike Blakley will transfer...
Post by: Snaggletiger on May 25, 2011, 04:29:58 PM
Even if they were I don't think they would be willing to be your cocksucker, which is the important part.  Otherwise, it's just back to your yoga training in the hopes that someday...

I have found that flexibility begins to decline as the years march on.
Title: Re: UF RB Mike Blakley will transfer...
Post by: AUTiger1 on May 25, 2011, 04:31:34 PM
I have found that flexibility begins to decline as the years march on.

Getting old is hell huh?
Title: Re: UF RB Mike Blakley will transfer...
Post by: dallaswareagle on May 25, 2011, 04:38:50 PM
Getting oldER is hell huh?

I can attest.
Title: Re: UF RB Mike Blakley will transfer...
Post by: The Prowler on May 25, 2011, 05:03:07 PM
I'm pretty sure you said you DID NOT want him.  I could be drunk or on shrooms.
You're just on Shrooms.  I stated that I'd love to have him at Auburn, but that he fucked up Auburn's RB recruiting up (that's when I said fuck that piece of garbage *read the last skreets post from about 7am today*).  You'll also see where I stated that Blakely & Calloway were the two RBs that I wanted in the first place.  I just didn't like howe it all went down, but now I understand a little more as to why it went down, the way it did.
Title: Re: UF RB Mike Blakley will transfer...
Post by: Tiger Wench on May 25, 2011, 08:56:00 PM
We have a cocksucker???  Please tell me it's Sweets or Wench....oh pleeeease.

People don't just bump into each other and have sex. This isn't Cinemax.
Title: Re: UF RB Mike Blakley will transfer...
Post by: Jumbo on May 25, 2011, 11:33:05 PM
People don't just bump into each other and have sex. This isn't Cinemax.
My life now has no meaning...fuck.
Title: Re: UF RB Mike Blakley will transfer...
Post by: Buzz Killington on May 25, 2011, 11:47:32 PM
People don't just bump into each other and have sex. This isn't Cinemax.

Dear Penthouse Forums,
Title: Re: UF RB Mike Blakley will transfer...
Post by: The Prowler on May 26, 2011, 12:08:41 AM
*Bump*
Title: Re: UF RB Mike Blakley will transfer...
Post by: chinook on May 26, 2011, 01:00:21 AM
Dear Penthouse Forums,

it was a typical humid night in houston...
Title: Re: UF RB Mike Blakley will transfer...
Post by: Snaggletiger on May 26, 2011, 09:16:10 AM
Dear Penthouse Forums,

Despite reading about all the crazy encounters that some of your other readers have, I never thought it would happen to me....
Title: Re: UF RB Mike Blakley will transfer...
Post by: Tiger Wench on May 26, 2011, 12:09:40 PM
For all that you guys make fun of me whiffing on some tv or movie quotes, I CANNOT BELIEVE ALL Y'ALL missed that one...

Hit teh Googles, losers...
Title: Re: UF RB Mike Blakley will transfer...
Post by: Buzz Killington on May 26, 2011, 01:10:49 PM
For all that you guys make fun of me whiffing on some tv or movie quotes, I CANNOT BELIEVE ALL Y'ALL missed that one...

Hit teh Googles, losers...

It was no big deal OK? I mean we fooled around, then we went out and grabbed a little dinner.
Title: Re: UF RB Mike Blakley will transfer...
Post by: Saniflush on May 26, 2011, 01:11:27 PM
Oh I got it, just didn't think the episode was that good.  Kind of like your rankings of James Bond.
Title: Re: UF RB Mike Blakley will transfer...
Post by: AUTiger1 on May 26, 2011, 01:14:44 PM
Oh I got it, just didn't think the episode was that good.  Kind of like your rankings of James Bond.

Oh my.....
Title: Re: UF RB Mike Blakley will transfer...
Post by: Snaggletiger on May 26, 2011, 01:20:21 PM
Oh I got it, just didn't think the episode was that good.  Kind of like your rankings of James Bond.

 :popcorn:
Title: Re: UF RB Mike Blakley will transfer...
Post by: Tiger Wench on May 26, 2011, 03:47:38 PM
It was no big deal OK? I mean we fooled around, then we went out and grabbed a little dinner.

Thanks, darlin'...

Oh I got it, just didn't think the episode was that good.  Kind of like your rankings of James Bond.

Fuck you.  My ranking, my criteria.

Y'all, it's like he wants me to be liked by everyone. I mean Led Zeppelin didn't write tunes everybody liked. They left that to the Bee Gees.
Title: Re: UF RB Mike Blakley will transfer...
Post by: Saniflush on May 27, 2011, 07:33:16 AM
Marriage is punishment for shoplifting in some countries.
Title: Re: UF RB Mike Blakley will transfer...
Post by: The Prowler on May 28, 2011, 03:13:40 AM
Mike Blakely (http://rivals.yahoo.com/auburn/football/recruiting/player-Mike-Blakely-98997;_ylt=ApFBuzaxy8SpM7wTqY0C9d45rJB4) 5'9" 195lbs Bradenton, Fl. (6 Grillz)
Title: Re: UF RB Mike Blakley will transfer...
Post by: AUChizad on July 20, 2011, 01:26:46 PM
Denied his appeal to play next year.

Oh well, 4 years of Blakely starting in 2012. I'm ok with that.

Dyer, McCaleb, Grant, Mason and Morgan will do for this year.
Title: Re: UF RB Mike Blakley will transfer...
Post by: War Eagle!!! on July 20, 2011, 03:00:42 PM
Denied his appeal to play next year.

Oh well, 4 years of Blakely starting in 2012. I'm ok with that.

Dyer, McCaleb, Grant, Mason?? and Morgan will do for this year.

Yeah...if Dyer or McCaleb goes down...we are fucked...