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Pat Dye Field => War Damn Eagle => Topic started by: Tiger Wench on May 09, 2011, 11:43:34 AM

Title: Another reason Cam is not human...
Post by: Tiger Wench on May 09, 2011, 11:43:34 AM
Ok, from a slightly more prurient POV (and who can blame me)...

I cannot believe that not one woman has come out to proclaim to the world what a stud he is on and off the field ifyouknowwhatImeanandIthinkyoudo...

Does he have a girlfriend?  Has he taken a vow of celibacy?   He has the potential to win the Heisman Trophy in horizontal mambo, but he is doing the right thing?  Yet another thing to point out - if he is a terrible horrible no good very bad person, how come there have been no rape accusations?  You know damn good and well that Gayer Goat AIDS would have paid good money for some low self-esteemed college whore to say something bad about Cam. 

Yet there are crickets...

I am perfectly happy to stay with my fantasies, but damn... after everything else that has been said about him, I am just surprised this is still untouched as a topic by SOMEONE.
Title: Re: Another reason Cam is not human...
Post by: Snaggletiger on May 09, 2011, 12:24:49 PM
I wanted to have his baby after the Iron Bowl.
Title: Re: Another reason Cam is not human...
Post by: Kaos on May 09, 2011, 12:31:09 PM
Cam has no need for reproduction. 

He has developed the ability to divide at the cellular level and create mini versions of himself.  The NCAA has not yet ruled on their eligibility. 


Side note:  Was considering purchasing the Cam fathead to put in my office and annoy employees, but what appears to be a significant wad of man junk that is clearly visible gave me pause.  Not sure I want to be staring at another supersized swell.
Title: Re: Another reason Cam is not human...
Post by: AU_Tiger_2000 on May 09, 2011, 12:47:34 PM
Cam has no need for reproduction. 

He has developed the ability to divide at the cellular level and create mini versions of himself.  The NCAA has not yet ruled on their eligibility. 


Side note:  Was considering purchasing the Cam fathead to put in my office and annoy employees, but what appears to be a significant wad of man junk that is clearly visible gave me pause.  Not sure I want to be staring at another supersized swell.

If any secretaries come into your office it might cause them to "present".

I heard that Taylor has one hanging up in his bedroom with an 8X10 picture frame hanging to highlight the nether regions.
Title: Re: Another reason Cam is not human...
Post by: Tiger Wench on May 09, 2011, 12:48:36 PM
Side note:  Was considering purchasing the Cam fathead to put in my office and annoy employees, but what appears to be a significant wad of man junk that is clearly visible gave me pause.  Not sure I want to be staring at another supersized swell.

Note to self:  Check out fathead website...
Title: Re: Another reason Cam is not human...
Post by: Kaos on May 09, 2011, 01:14:37 PM
(http://www.warblogle.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/Tall_Min_Blue_Room_BunkBed_Temp.jpg)

Does there not appear to be a junk knot? 
Title: Re: Another reason Cam is not human...
Post by: JR4AU on May 09, 2011, 01:55:05 PM
(http://www.warblogle.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/Tall_Min_Blue_Room_BunkBed_Temp.jpg)

Does there not appear to be a junk knot?

-5 for junking the forum.
Title: Re: Another reason Cam is not human...
Post by: Kaos on May 09, 2011, 01:57:35 PM
-5 for junking the forum.

+10 for it being Cam seed
Title: Re: Another reason Cam is not human...
Post by: djsimp on May 09, 2011, 02:23:39 PM
(http://www.warblogle.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/Tall_Min_Blue_Room_BunkBed_Temp.jpg)

Does there not appear to be a junk knot?

Clearly that is where he hides his pistol. He is packing 24/7.