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Pat Dye Field => War Damn Eagle => Topic started by: JR4AU on May 06, 2011, 06:34:35 PM

Title: Dolphins better look the fuck out!
Post by: JR4AU on May 06, 2011, 06:34:35 PM
What a fuckin' tool, and no wonder he dropped to the 3rd round!

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The Big Payback: Mallett Vows Revenge on Phins
Ryan Mallett says he will get back at the Dolphins for not drafting him

By Todd Wright


Beware the wrath of Ryan.

No, not the big loud mouth in New York.

The other Ryan. The one that hasn't played an NFL down, missed a meeting with an NFL team because of heavy partying the night before and slipped to the third round of the NFL draft.

Yes, Ryan Mallett.

The Arkansas Razorback quarterback has vowed revenge on the Dolphins because Miami passed on him twice and took a center and a running back, his dad, Jim told the Boston Herald.

Never mind the 30 other teams that didn't think Mallett was a good fit for them at quarterback. Mallett has singled out the Dolphins because they apparently told them they would trade up to get him, or at least that's the impression Mallett got.

Instead, the Dolphins traded away three picks and  took Kansas State running back David Thomas, leaving Mallett to toil until the New England Patriots took him in the third round.

"They took another guy,” Jim Mallett told the Boston Herald. “Ryan said, ‘Payback.’ He remembers it all."

As far as one-word threats go, payback would be pretty intimidating if it weren't coming from someone holding a not-so-scary title: back up.

With Tom Brady likely under center for the next decade (maybe century with advances in modern medicine) in New England, Mallett's only chance at getting back at the Dolphins might be if he trips a gunner on a punt or tosses a clipboard at a Miami player during team warm ups.

http://www.nbcmiami.com/news/sports/The-Big-Pay-Back-Mallett-Vows-Revenge-on-Dolphins-121340029.html

And apparently his "toolness" runs in the family.  That's his dad giving them this! 

No wonder that fucker turned out to be such a shitbird.
Title: Re: Dolphins better look the fuck out!
Post by: Townhallsavoy on May 06, 2011, 07:05:06 PM
Yeah he was all about payback after Fairley drove his head into the ground.
Title: Re: Dolphins better look the fuck out!
Post by: JR4AU on May 06, 2011, 07:18:36 PM
Wouldn't most fathers, good ones...fathers that have been football coaches say: "Son, shut the fuck up and play football."? 

But noooooooooooooooooooooo.  Jim Mallet grabs a shovel and helps his boy dig his hole deeper.   His bullshit ghetto talking, rapper walking act already cost him millions.  This won't help him in the locker room as a rookie I'm betting.
Title: Re: Dolphins better look the fuck out!
Post by: Tiger Wench on May 06, 2011, 09:02:07 PM
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As far as one-word threats go, payback would be pretty intimidating if it weren't coming from someone holding a not-so-scary title: back up.

 *snicker*
Title: Re: Dolphins better look the fuck out!
Post by: djsimp on May 07, 2011, 12:39:57 AM
-1000 to Mallett for being a complete fucking dumbass.
Title: Re: Dolphins better look the fuck out!
Post by: jmar on May 07, 2011, 01:44:35 AM


-1000 to Mallett for being a complete fucking dumbass.

Don't forget Mom.

]http://www.google.com/search?sourceid=navclient&ie=UTF-8&rlz=1T4TSHB_enUS276US276&q=Ryan+Mallett%27s+Mom


     
Title: Re: Dolphins better look the fuck out!
Post by: The Prowler on May 07, 2011, 07:18:16 AM
"Million dollar arm, two cent head."
Title: Re: Dolphins better look the fuck out!
Post by: dallaswareagle on May 07, 2011, 08:37:38 AM
"Million dollar arm, two cent head."

Did his head increase in value cause he got drafted. Finally   
Title: Re: Dolphins better look the fuck out!
Post by: Hogwally on May 07, 2011, 11:30:48 AM
    Wait a minute, aren't you guys the champions of not holding quarterbacks accountable for what their dad's do?  Or am I thinking of someone else?  I guess your father trying to cash in on your talent doesn't affect your personality, but if he runs his mouth to a reporter giving up a quote that was probably better left unsaid, it make you a total douchebag.
Title: Re: Dolphins better look the fuck out!
Post by: JR4AU on May 07, 2011, 11:47:23 AM
    Wait a minute, aren't you guys the champions of not holding quarterbacks accountable for what their dad's do?  Or am I thinking of someone else?  I guess your father trying to cash in on your talent doesn't affect your personality, but if he runs his mouth to a reporter giving up a quote that was probably better left unsaid, it make you a total douchebag.

Exactly correct.  Father being involved in or knowing something without son's participation, is far different from the father actually giving his son's douchebag "revenge plan" to the press.  Absolutely different.  And absolutely full tard douchebag on the part of Jimmy Mallet.
Title: Re: Dolphins better look the fuck out!
Post by: jmar on May 07, 2011, 12:47:27 PM
Exactly correct.  Father being involved in or knowing something without son's participation, is far different from the father actually giving his son's douchebag "revenge plan" to the press.  Absolutely different.  And absolutely full tard douchebag on the part of Jimmy Mallet.
I think most every program is touched by these pageant parents that want to manage a kid's future. It's a chronic condition that plagues entire families and can only be cured by beheading the parent proven to be the host.

Title: Re: Dolphins better look the fuck out!
Post by: djsimp on May 07, 2011, 03:10:37 PM
    Wait a minute, aren't you guys the champions of not holding quarterbacks accountable for what their dad's do?  Or am I thinking of someone else?  I guess your father trying to cash in on your talent doesn't affect your personality, but if he runs his mouth to a reporter giving up a quote that was probably better left unsaid, it make you a total douchebag.

Its not really that big of a deal to me, as far as what Mallett Sr said. It just made himself look retarded because he just basically threw his son under the bus. I'm not sure you want to be post board material as a rookie in the NFL. The Dolphins will remember this, I'm sure of that.
Title: Re: Dolphins better look the fuck out!
Post by: jmar on May 07, 2011, 06:42:17 PM
Its not really that big of a deal to me, as far as what Mallett Sr said. It just made himself look retarded because he just basically threw his son under the bus. I'm not sure you want to be post board material as a rookie in the NFL. The Dolphins will remember this, I'm sure of that.
Jim Mallett is quite different in manner than Brady's Dad, whom I've heard tell of his son being chosen late by New England. It's okay I think that Brady came away with a chip on his shoulder being passed by so many teams. That being said, It doesn't bother me if the NFL contains a rasslin/gangsta/hillbilly element for some added drama. Kind of hard to pull off unless Mallett can get beyond a clipboard.,,then it's on bitches. YEEAHH!
Title: Re: Dolphins better look the fuck out!
Post by: The Prowler on May 07, 2011, 10:03:31 PM
Mallet will be laughed outta the league quicker than Leaf.
Title: Re: Dolphins better look the eff out!
Post by: No Huddle on May 07, 2011, 10:12:20 PM
Mallet........now who is that?
Title: Re: Dolphins better look the eff out!
Post by: jmar on May 07, 2011, 10:14:47 PM
Mallet........now who is that?
lumberjack from Quebec
Title: Re: Dolphins better look the eff out!
Post by: No Huddle on May 07, 2011, 10:27:12 PM
He is on that show Axe Men?
Title: Re: Dolphins better look the eff out!
Post by: jmar on May 07, 2011, 10:44:14 PM
He is on that show Axe Men?
Haven't seen the show but Mallet could pass as a talking tree. Is this a serious drama?
Title: Re: Dolphins better look the eff out!
Post by: Tiger Wench on May 07, 2011, 11:18:05 PM
He is on that show Axe Men?

I thought it was Swamp People...?
Title: Re: Dolphins better look the fuck out!
Post by: GH2001 on May 09, 2011, 09:52:49 AM
He's the host of Eminem's new reality show "So you wanna be a homie too, yo!". Well, thats jus mad tight.
Title: Re: Dolphins better look the fuck out!
Post by: djsimp on May 09, 2011, 11:08:48 AM
He's the host of Eminem's new reality show "So you wanna be a homie too, yo!". Well, thats jus mad tight.

I'm wondering if he is still kicking the old school British Knights.