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Post by: Tiger Wench on May 05, 2011, 04:34:26 PM

Almost more awesomeness than one picture can hold.

Title: Re: No words needed.
Post by: Snaggletiger on May 05, 2011, 04:39:27 PM

They have a very intensive stretching and flexibility program in our armed forces now.

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Post by: Vandy Vol on May 05, 2011, 04:40:21 PM

Quote from: Tiger Wench on May 05, 2011, 04:34:26 PM

Almost more awesomeness gun than one picture prosthetic leg can hold.

Fixed it.

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Post by: AU_Tiger_2000 on May 05, 2011, 09:09:52 PM

I just found it entertaining that his name was Sgt Butterworth.  Meaning that somewhere out there is a real Mrs. Butterworth.

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Post by: The Prowler on May 05, 2011, 09:19:30 PM

Quote from: AU_Tiger_2000 on May 05, 2011, 09:09:52 PM

I just found it entertaining that his name was Sgt Butterworth.  Meaning that somewhere out there is a real Mrs. Butterworth.

Yeah, somewhere out there.

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Post by: AU_Tiger_2000 on May 05, 2011, 09:21:00 PM

Here she is when she was a child.

(http://family.go.com/images/upload/C/maddoxabz1097104817352_C_Detail.jpg)

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Post by: BZ770 on May 05, 2011, 11:44:14 PM

My brother dated a girl with a prosthetic leg in HS she had Leukemia when she was a kid.  Anyways we had gone somewhere in the Mini van and I was driving and I was going over some hilly country roads to piss him off and he hollered Slow down I got to get her leg back on.  That was a true funny story.

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Post by: AU_Tiger_2000 on May 06, 2011, 08:12:07 AM

Quote from: BZ770 on May 05, 2011, 11:44:14 PM

My brother dated a girl with a prosthetic leg in HS she had Leukemia when she was a kid.  Anyways we had gone somewhere in the Mini van and I was driving and I was going over some hilly country roads to piss him off and he hollered Slow down I got to get her leg back on.  That was a true funny story.

Prosthetic leg stories are always funny.  Unless it's the story about how they got the leg in the first place.  Then it's just depressing.

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Post by: dallaswareagle on May 06, 2011, 10:42:32 AM

Quote from: BZ770 on May 05, 2011, 11:44:14 PM

My brother dated a girl with a prosthetic leg in HS she had Leukemia when she was a kid.  Anyways we had gone somewhere in the Mini van and I was driving and I was going over some hilly country roads to piss him off and he hollered Slow down I got to get her leg back on.  That was a true funny story.

While umpiring a State Tournament, the pitcher has a prosthetic leg (and was wearing shorts) He throws up a pitch-the batter stings one up the middle that hits the guys in the prosthetic leg and knocks it crooked (almost sideways) Well, there is a larger gasp from the crowd, the batter stops in his tracks and I start moving towards him to see if he is ok. He hops about 2 or 3 feet (everybody else is still frozen) picks up the softball and throws the guy out at first. Adjust his leg and walks back to the mound. Never missed a beat.