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Title: First zombie proof house
Post by: Saniflush on April 28, 2011, 10:09:51 AM
http://all-that-is-interesting.com/post/4956385434/the-first-zombie-proof-house

Probably not bad against inclement weather either.
Title: Re: First zombie proof house
Post by: Tarheel on April 28, 2011, 07:03:08 PM
http://all-that-is-interesting.com/post/4956385434/the-first-zombie-proof-house

Probably not bad against inclement weather either.


I LOVE IT.

That is all.
Title: Re: First zombie proof house
Post by: Godfather on April 28, 2011, 09:22:41 PM
Good concept, still have the matter of running out of food.

I like the pre-planning though.
Title: Re: First zombie proof house
Post by: Buzz Killington on April 29, 2011, 09:24:57 AM
Sno-Balls? Sno-Balls? Sno Balls? Where's the fucking Twinkies?
Title: Re: First zombie proof house
Post by: Saniflush on April 29, 2011, 09:38:15 AM
Where are you, you spongy, yellow, delicious bastards?

fyi
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mNyXctIbDNQ&feature=related
Title: Re: First zombie proof house
Post by: Godfather on April 29, 2011, 10:44:43 AM
Where are you, you spongy, yellow, delicious bastards?

fyi
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mNyXctIbDNQ&feature=related

You know that is another fan made trailer right? Part of those clips were from the 2004 remake Dawn of the Dead.


Someone's ear is in danger of having hair brushed over it...
Title: Re: First zombie proof house
Post by: Godfather on April 29, 2011, 11:07:08 AM
Ok so here's the plan....Take car. Go to Mum's. Kill Phil - "Sorry." - grab Liz, go to the Winchester, have a nice cold pint, and wait for all of this to blow over. How's that for a slice of fried gold?
Title: Re: First zombie proof house
Post by: GarMan on April 29, 2011, 11:12:41 AM
Ok so here's the plan....Take car. Go to Mum's. Kill Phil - "Sorry." - grab Liz, go to the Winchester, have a nice cold pint, and wait for all of this to blow over. How's that for a slice of fried gold?

(http://thedroidyourelookingfor.files.wordpress.com/2010/11/27543_101447903236049_8592_n.jpg)
Title: Re: First zombie proof house
Post by: Saniflush on April 29, 2011, 11:23:10 AM
(http://thedroidyourelookingfor.files.wordpress.com/2010/11/27543_101447903236049_8592_n.jpg)

Okay. But dogs CAN look up!
Title: Re: First zombie proof house
Post by: Godfather on April 29, 2011, 11:46:41 AM
Okay. But dogs CAN look up!

I'm quite all right, Barbara, I ran it under a cold tap.
Title: Re: First zombie proof house
Post by: CCTAU on April 29, 2011, 12:33:05 PM
I find this house to be vulnerable at the roof level and also the huge roll up door can be penetrated with a vehicle. I'm not satisfied this will work. Need more concrete.
Title: Re: First zombie proof house
Post by: GarMan on April 29, 2011, 12:58:33 PM
I find this house to be vulnerable at the roof level and also the huge roll up door can be penetrated with a vehicle. I'm not satisfied this will work. Need more concrete.

Jeesh...  Everybody knows that zombies can't drive, but I do see weakness in the roll up door.  I would probably want to lift/raise the entire structure by 8-10 feet. 
Title: Re: First zombie proof house
Post by: Tarheel on April 29, 2011, 02:41:22 PM
Okay. But dogs CAN look up!


Dogs' bollocks!
Title: Re: First zombie proof house
Post by: Saniflush on November 02, 2011, 02:17:54 PM
(http://www.tigersx.com/saniflush/zombieleader.jpg)
Title: Re: First zombie proof house
Post by: djsimp on November 17, 2011, 11:53:24 AM
I've been Zombie-fied. Some little app on my wifes Droid did this.

(http://i42.tinypic.com/65sod4.jpg)
Title: Re: First zombie proof house
Post by: CCTAU on November 17, 2011, 04:22:08 PM
3.5 inches to the right of where your little cut begins is where I aim!
Title: Re: First zombie proof house
Post by: djsimp on November 17, 2011, 04:34:32 PM
3.5 inches to the right of where your little cut begins is where I aim!

Not before I eat your brains.

The app is kinda cool, you can touch the screen on the droid and the zombie will start eating at your finger.
Title: Re: First zombie proof house
Post by: Godfather on November 17, 2011, 06:13:36 PM
I've been Zombie-fied. Some little app on my wifes Droid did this.

(http://i42.tinypic.com/65sod4.jpg)
I don't get it. So it added a little blood on your shirt.  pffft
Title: Re: First zombie proof house
Post by: DnATL on November 17, 2011, 07:32:56 PM
I've been Zombie-fied. Some little app on my wifes Droid did this.

(http://i42.tinypic.com/65sod4.jpg)
Keen car SUV
Title: Re: First zombie proof house
Post by: AUTiger1 on November 18, 2011, 12:02:44 AM
Keen car SUV

What did you expect.  He has 17 kids.
Title: Re: First zombie proof house
Post by: djsimp on November 18, 2011, 08:17:38 AM
What did you expect.  He has 17 kids.

Fuckers.
Title: Re: First zombie proof house
Post by: GH2001 on November 18, 2011, 11:43:38 AM
Fuckers.

Actually you are the one with 163 kids, so wouldnt that technically make you the fucker?
Title: Re: First zombie proof house
Post by: djsimp on November 18, 2011, 01:53:00 PM
Actually you are the one with 163 kids, so wouldnt that technically make you the fucker?

HEY, I gets mine bitches, only now I don't have to worry about more of them. Besides, call it my self preservation plan when the zombies come. I can feed my children to them when I get in a bind.
Title: Re: First zombie proof house
Post by: Saniflush on November 18, 2011, 02:13:15 PM
HEY, I gets mine bitches, only now I don't have to worry about more of them. Besides, call it my self preservation plan when the zombies come. I can feed my children to them when I get in a bind.

interesting.  use them kind of like treats with dogs.
Title: Re: First zombie proof house
Post by: GH2001 on November 18, 2011, 03:25:26 PM
interesting.  use them kind of like treats with dogs.

Simp's dog once wanted Courtney Upshaw as a treat. Upshaw pretty much credits Simp's dog with his increase in speed chasing opposing RB's to the sideline.
Title: Re: First zombie proof house
Post by: DnATL on November 18, 2011, 04:31:40 PM
Simp's dog once wanted Courtney Upshaw as a treat. Upshaw pretty much credits Simp's dog with his increase in speed chasing opposing RB's to the sideline.
Is Simp's dog female, because maybe that is how Upshaw learned to slap a bitch too?
Title: Re: First zombie proof house
Post by: djsimp on November 19, 2011, 11:06:11 AM
Is Simp's dog female, because maybe that is how Upshaw learned to slap a bitch too?

Actually no, my dog likes to slap around bitches too. Tito was just making sure Upshaw knew who was the king bitch slapper. Upshaw got punked.
Title: Re: First zombie proof house
Post by: Saniflush on December 29, 2011, 09:53:14 AM
I'm proud to report that at least one company is taking the zombie threat seriously.

http://www.hornady.com/ammunition/zombiemax (http://www.hornady.com/ammunition/zombiemax)