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Pat Dye Field => War Damn Eagle => Topic started by: Kaos on April 25, 2011, 09:15:00 PM
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http://www.al.com/sports/index.ssf/2011/04/nfl_draft_2011_mark_ingram_vs.html
:facepalm: :rofl: :taunt:
Fucking idiots.
I already emailed the drizzling fuck who wrote this asinine wad of garbage and informed him that the only area in which Ingram and Smith are remotely comparable is that Auburn left both crying like little bitches after epic comebacks the last time they faced the Tigers.
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Izzy Gould is currently #1 in the running for the Bulwer-Lytton contest.
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I also love the video game comparison.
Emmitt Smith had his own video game for an entertainment system.
Ingram was voted on by fans to be on a piece of paper.
EXACTLY ALIKE I TELL YOU!
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Was Emmitt a fucking pussy that faked injuries whenever he was shut down?
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Was Emmitt a fucking pussy that faked injuries whenever he was shut down?
The answer is no, and Smith didn't need the game cover to boost his moral. For the record, Ingram...is...a...pussy.
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The answer is no, and Smith didn't need the game cover to boost his moral. For the record, Ingram...is...a...pussy.
BINGO!!
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poor man's Ben Tate?
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poor man's Ben Tate?
Said it all along
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Ingram couldn't carry Emmit's jock.
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Emmitt's an asshole. Emmitt was slow and built like Ingram. Both true stories.
Thats where the similarities end though. End of story.
Yes - a poor man's Ben Tate. Emmitt also didn't run from contact. Neither did Ben (ask Eric Berry).
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Emmitt's an asshole. Emmitt was slow and built like Ingram. Both true stories.
Thats where the similarities end though. End of story.
Yes - a poor man's Ben Tate. Emmitt also didn't run from contact. Neither did Ben (ask Eric Berry).
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Technically speaking, Ben was running away from contact in that video. He hit Berry by accident, because as he was trying to avoid contact. Not because he was lowering his shoulder and trying to run through a tackle.
And for the record, avoiding the contact/tackle is exactly what a running back is supposed to do. Dumb asses.
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Ewok PUSSY
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Least deserving Heisman winner in the history of the award.
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Technically speaking, Ben was running away from contact in that video. He hit Berry by accident, because as he was trying to avoid contact. Not because he was lowering his shoulder and trying to run through a tackle.
And for the record, avoiding the contact/tackle is exactly what a running back is supposed to do. Dumb asses.
Shut your whorish mouth Sheriff.
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Technically speaking, Ben was running away from contact in that video. He hit Berry by accident, because as he was trying to avoid contact. Not because he was lowering his shoulder and trying to run through a tackle.
And for the record, avoiding the contact/tackle is exactly what a running back is supposed to do. Dumb asses.
Maybe should watch it a few more times before you come off looking dumber than you already are. Tate does lower his shoulder before he sent Berry over 5 yards on his ass.
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Technically speaking, Ben was running away from contact in that video. He hit Berry by accident, because as he was trying to avoid contact. Not because he was lowering his shoulder and trying to run through a tackle.
And for the record, avoiding the contact/tackle is exactly what a running back is supposed to do. Dumb asses.
Breaking through contact and avoiding are two different things. You are combining the two. Most quality running backs break through contact...just saying.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S3MbflKaxNg
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Emmitt's an asshole. Emmitt was slow. Both bullshit.
FTFY
You'd bettah fuckin ask somebody.
Emmitt is a Dancing with the Stars Champion. Not an asshole.
And he wasn't slow.
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FTFY
You'd bettah fuckin ask somebody.
Emmitt is a Dancing with the Stars Champion. Not an asshole.
And he wasn't slow.
He was an asshole when he was at Florida. Epic asshole.
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FTFY
You'd bettah fuckin ask somebody.
Emmitt is a Dancing with the Stars Champion. Not an asshole.
And he wasn't slow.
And this is why it took women so long to get the right to vote.
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Breaking through contact and avoiding are two different things. You are combining the two. Most quality running backs break through contact...just saying.
See thats the problem with the bammers, Ingram has been a bad example and has confused them.
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He was an asshole when he was at Florida. Epic asshole.
Who isn't an asshole at Florida? besides :jesus:
And this is why it took women so long to get the right to vote.
So fucking sue me. The fact that he got his ass handed to him by Auburn AND played for my beloved Cowboys redeemed him in my eyes. He also came to a couple of camps I worked with while in grad school.....nobody that nice to kids is an asshole in my book.
I figured you for a DWTS fan, AWK.....I mean NKOTB on tonight......
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FTFY
You'd bettah fuckin ask somebody.
Emmitt is a Dancing with the Stars Champion. Not an asshole.
And he wasn't slow.
Emmitt, at 5-9 200, reportedly posted times varying from 4.55 to 4.8 in the 40 coming out of UF. Emmitt was slow for that size back. Jerry Rice was a 4.6-4.7 guy. Just goes to show you a great 40 time isn't the Holy Grail of football talents.
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If Emmitt was a fat, slow, pussy ass, Ewok-looking, chicken shit quitter, he'd be exactly like Ingram.
They could be twins.
If I was 6'6", 250, had a cannon for an arm and a set of awesome wheels and I'd be Cam Newton.
Alas.
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my beloved Cowboys
...and I had such high hopes for you. :facepalm:
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...and I had such high hopes for you. :facepalm:
The football gods gave me Tony Romo. I've been punished enough.
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Breaking through contact and avoiding are two different things. You are combining the two. Most quality running backs break through contact...just saying.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S3MbflKaxNg
Breaking through and avoiding are one in the same. If most quality backs are defined by breaking through contact, then Ingram is a quality back. He gained a lot of yards after contact, regardless how shitty of a game he had against Auburn.
Prowler, quit being a dumb ass.
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Breaking through and avoiding are one in the same. If most quality backs are defined by breaking through contact, then Ingram is a quality back. He gained a lot of yards after contact, regardless how shitty of a game he had against Auburn.
Prowler, quit being a dumb ass.
First off, Ben Tate does lower his shoulder on Eric Berry (you're the dumbass saying that he didn't). Secondly, breaking through and avoiding tackles are not the same (you're the dumbass that thinks Earl Campbell and Noel Devine have similar running styles), Campbell breaks through tackles...Devine avoids them.
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First off, Ben Tate does lower his shoulder on Eric Berry (you're the dumbass saying that he didn't). Secondly, breaking through and avoiding tackles are not the same (you're the dumbass that thinks Earl Campbell and Noel Devine have similar running styles), Campbell breaks through tackles...Devine avoids them.
I told you to quit.
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I told you to quit.
I would have to believe that you are teasing for the reaction when saying breaking tackles and avoiding tackles are one in the same???
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He was an asshole when he was at Florida. Epic asshole.
I'd be pissed too if I couldn't attend the university I actually wanted to attend.
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I would have to believe that you are teasing for the reaction when saying breaking tackles and avoiding tackles are one in the same???
With retarded bammers, who knows. They still believe in Unicorns and 13 Championships.
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I'd be pissed too if I couldn't attend the university I actually wanted to attend.
That seems to be the norm nowadays.
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With retarded bammers, who knows. They still believe in Unicorns and 13 Championships.
For real. I was actually taken back a bit with this coming from Token. I think he has been drinking on the job.
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For real. I was actually taken back a bit with this coming from Token. I think he has been drinking on the while giving blowjobs.
Fixed
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Fixed
He's working undercover and had probable cause...just a guess.
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Who isn't an asshole at Florida? besides :jesus:
So fucking sue me. The fact that he got his ass handed to him by Auburn AND played for my beloved Cowboys redeemed him in my eyes. He also came to a couple of camps I worked with while in grad school.....nobody that nice to kids is an asshole in my book.
I figured you for a DWTS fan, AWK.....I mean NKOTB on tonight......
I'm a Cowboys fan....and Emmitt was and always has been an arrogant asshole. I'm glad he was on my side though. He had the drive to do what he did and thats all I cared about. I don't have to eat dinner with the guy and have small talk.
Token - you are full of shit. Running to the sideline to avoid being hit is something entirely different. Ingram is a pussy that looks like a hedgehog.
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Hopefully Ben will be able to play this year and so will Ingram. Then we could look at the tale of the tape fo show.
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Several things...
First, a running back is not "supposed" to run through contact, nor is he "supposed" to avoid contact. If a hit is imminent, then yes, the running back is taught to lower his shoulder and drive through the hit. However, if we're just talking about "proper" playing style, it all depends upon A) the play calling, and B) the running back. A smaller, faster running back is going to be more adept at evasion, especially during off tackle rushes, sweeps, reverses, etc. A larger, slower running back is not going to be able to effectively run side-to-side, and thus running through contact up the middle or off guard is more productive for that style of back. Neither style is right or wrong.
Second, as a Tennessee fan, I have to be an asshole and post this in response to the Ben Tate video:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZmYUfVkp7UI (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZmYUfVkp7UI)
Third, Tate's speed and strength legitimately knocked Eric Berry on his ass, but I honestly don't see where he lowered his shoulder. I'm not attempting to call Tate's talents into question, nor am I simply supporting a Bama fan just to get everyone's panties in a wad, but I just don't see it. This video shows the hit from behind Tate, and I don't see any vertical change in the position of his shoulder. Additionally, it doesn't even look like he intentionally attempted to run through Berry; he was sidestepping the first tackle and happened to hit Berry. Props to Tate for having the ability to withstand the hit and knock Berry on his ass, but it just doesn't look intentional to me.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7tK-ttHGJRU (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7tK-ttHGJRU)
But, if you still have a hankering to see a running back who does lower his shoulder and really trucks a Tennessee defensive player, then enjoy this classic:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Nc2XsimM90 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Nc2XsimM90)
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Whatever, as long as the guys doesn't get tackled I don't care if he uses the Barry Sanders method of embarrassing defenders or the Earl Campbell method of embarrassing defenders.
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Several things...
First, a running back is not "supposed" to run through contact, nor is he "supposed" to avoid contact. If a hit is imminent, then yes, the running back is taught to lower his shoulder and drive through the hit. However, if we're just talking about "proper" playing style, it all depends upon A) the play calling, and B) the running back. A smaller, faster running back is going to be more adept at evasion, especially during off tackle rushes, sweeps, reverses, etc. A larger, slower running back is not going to be able to effectively run side-to-side, and thus running through contact up the middle or off guard is more productive for that style of back. Neither style is right or wrong.
Second, as a Tennessee fan, I have to be an asshole and post this in response to the Ben Tate video:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZmYUfVkp7UI (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZmYUfVkp7UI)
Third, Tate's speed and strength legitimately knocked Eric Berry on his ass, but I honestly don't see where he lowered his shoulder. I'm not attempting to call Tate's talents into question, nor am I simply supporting a Bama fan just to get everyone's panties in a wad, but I just don't see it. This video shows the hit from behind Tate, and I don't see any vertical change in the position of his shoulder. Additionally, it doesn't even look like he intentionally attempted to run through Berry; he was sidestepping the first tackle and happened to hit Berry. Props to Tate for having the ability to withstand the hit and knock Berry on his ass, but it just doesn't look intentional to me.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7tK-ttHGJRU (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7tK-ttHGJRU)
But, if you still have a hankering to see a running back who does lower his shoulder and really trucks a Tennessee defensive player, then enjoy this classic:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Nc2XsimM90 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Nc2XsimM90)
Different team, same player, but...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iho4bR3sXN4
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Ronnie Brown laughs at Hershal Walker...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S3MbflKaxNg (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S3MbflKaxNg)
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Tennessee really doe suck at staying on their feet.
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Different team, same player, but...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iho4bR3sXN4
Meh. He ran over a 182 pound freshman DB in the last two minutes of a 52-20 game. Raw athlete with a 60 pound weight advantage? Not that impressive.
Ronnie Brown? Impressive.
But if we're going to post random videos in an attempt to ridicule each others' teams and make generalizations about players staying on their feet, then here you go:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dwPY8ZBVNVs (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dwPY8ZBVNVs)
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Ouch...
Having to use a Vandy vid to help Tennessee out. Times have changed.
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Tate avoids contact to get more yardage.
Ingram avoids contact to get to the sideline so that he doesn't bruise his mangina.
Its that simple.
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Ouch...
Having to use a Vandy vid to help Tennessee out. Times have changed.
Oh, there weren't any attempts at helping Tennessee out with that video; I've already complimented Tate, and I've posted a video of Walker steamrolling Tennessee. Tennessee has been on a downward spiral for years, and Auburn has had various athletic talents who produced the highlight hits against them that have been displayed thus far. There's no denying that, nor does the Vandy win help Tennessee's case.
If I wanted to help out Tennessee and follow the trend of posting highlights from old games, then I could have just resorted to the 1999 UT vs. AU blowout. Or point out the fact that, despite the one botched play that is being focused upon, Eric Berry went to the pro-bowl as a rookie. Or maybe highlight the fact that more current NFL players hail from Tennessee than from Auburn.
I'm just deflating the Auburn ego that is apparently present; one comment was made about the nature of Tate's hit on Berry, and suddenly I'm watching the "Shit On Tennessee Show" starring AWK. I figured it was time to level the playing field by employing the trump card; losing to Vandy is a direct hit to the heart.
:facepalm:
Besides, I'm pretty sure there was a Florida video thrown in there in an attempt to help out Auburn, sooo...take it as you will.
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Oh, there weren't any attempts at helping Tennessee out with that video; I've already complimented Tate, and I've posted a video of Walker steamrolling Tennessee. Tennessee has been on a downward spiral for years, and Auburn has had various athletic talents who produced the highlight hits against them that have been displayed thus far. There's no denying that, nor does the Vandy win help Tennessee's case.
If I wanted to help out Tennessee and follow the trend of posting highlights from old games, then I could have just resorted to the 1999 UT vs. AU blowout. Or point out the fact that, despite the one botched play that is being focused upon, Eric Berry went to the pro-bowl as a rookie. Or maybe highlight the fact that more current NFL players hail from Tennessee than from Auburn.
I'm just deflating the Auburn ego that is apparently present; one comment was made about the nature of Tate's hit on Berry, and suddenly I'm watching the "Shit On Tennessee Show" starring AWK. I figured it was time to level the playing field by employing the trump card; losing to Vandy is a direct hit to the heart.
:facepalm:
Besides, I'm pretty sure there was a Florida video thrown in there in an attempt to help out Auburn, sooo...take it as you will.
Look around you, son.
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Oh, there weren't any attempts at helping Tennessee out with that video; I've already complimented Tate, and I've posted a video of Walker steamrolling Tennessee. Tennessee has been on a downward spiral for years, and Auburn has had various athletic talents who produced the highlight hits against them that have been displayed thus far. There's no denying that, nor does the Vandy win help Tennessee's case.
If I wanted to help out Tennessee and follow the trend of posting highlights from old games, then I could have just resorted to the 1999 UT vs. AU blowout. Or point out the fact that, despite the one botched play that is being focused upon, Eric Berry went to the pro-bowl as a rookie. Or maybe highlight the fact that more current NFL players hail from Tennessee than from Auburn.
I'm just deflating the Auburn ego that is apparently present; one comment was made about the nature of Tate's hit on Berry, and suddenly I'm watching the "Shit On Tennessee Show" starring AWK. I figured it was time to level the playing field by employing the trump card; losing to Vandy is a direct hit to the heart.
:facepalm:
Besides, I'm pretty sure there was a Florida video thrown in there in an attempt to help out Auburn, sooo...take it as you will.
You're a verbose mother fucker...
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You're a verbose mother fucker...
He likes his words.
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He likes his words penis.
fixt
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fixt
He's begging for a tube sandwich and a side order of tossed salad.
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You're a verbose mother fucker...
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Oh, there weren't any attempts at helping Tennessee out with that video; I've already complimented Tate, and I've posted a video of Walker steamrolling Tennessee. Tennessee has been on a downward spiral for years, and Auburn has had various athletic talents who produced the highlight hits against them that have been displayed thus far. There's no denying that, nor does the Vandy win help Tennessee's case.
If I wanted to help out Tennessee and follow the trend of posting highlights from old games, then I could have just resorted to the 1999 UT vs. AU blowout. Or point out the fact that, despite the one botched play that is being focused upon, Eric Berry went to the pro-bowl as a rookie. Or maybe highlight the fact that more current NFL players hail from Tennessee than from Auburn.
I'm just deflating the Auburn ego that is apparently present; one comment was made about the nature of Tate's hit on Berry, and suddenly I'm watching the "Shit On Tennessee Show" starring AWK. I figured it was time to level the playing field by employing the trump card; losing to Vandy is a direct hit to the heart.
:facepalm:
Besides, I'm pretty sure there was a Florida video thrown in there in an attempt to help out Auburn, sooo...take it as you will.
I wasn't shitting on Tennessee, I was shitting on Jason Allen, Token, and that 120 lb defensive back. That's a lot of shit.
Also, the Vandy game never happened. I have no recollection of 2008.
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I wasn't shitting on Tennessee, I was shitting on Jason Allen, Token, and that 120 lb defensive back. That's a lot of shit.
Also, the Vandy game never happened. I have no recollection of 2008.
Whatever, I see a giant turd sitting on Neyland Stadium right now, and I'm pretty sure it's yours...or maybe Phillip Fulmer's...or Lane Kiffin's. They did a lot of shitting on Tennessee too.
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Whatever, I see a giant turd sitting on Neyland Stadium right now, and I'm pretty sure it's yours...or maybe Phillip Fulmer's...or Lane Kiffin's. They did a lot of shitting on Tennessee too.
Lane Kiffin is 9 Kourics.
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Mark Ingram will rush for 3217 yards in his rookie campaign. 3165 of which will be after contact. And Ben Tate will continue to watch from the sidelines.
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Whatever, I see a giant turd sitting on Neyland Stadium right now, and I'm pretty sure it's yours...or maybe Phillip Fulmer's...or Lane Kiffin's. They did a lot of shitting on Tennessee too.
So which are you a fan of? Vandy or Vol?
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So which are you a fan of? Vandy or Vol?
Vandy fan during bball, Vol fan during football.
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Mark Ingram will rush for 3217 yards in his rookie campaign. 3165 of which will be after contact. And Ben Tate will continue to watch from the sidelines.
Stop being so humble, tell us what you really think.
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Stop being so humble, tell us what you really think.
Damn I'm only away for eight hours and Token has Ingram in the HOF and there's a new guy on here out-weirding me. WTF!
And Ben Tate is good to go according to tweets just so you know. Now that's a RB.
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So which are you a fan of? Vandy or Vol?
Both, obviously.
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Okay retards, watch Ben Tate's right shoulder...right as Tate sees Berry he lowers it, then Berry gets nailed (both because he was trying hit Tate at an angle, but was cut off when Tate stepped into him while lowering his shoulder) and goes 7 yards away from him. So, who won again, Vanderbilt Volunteer?
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Okay retards, watch Ben Tate's right shoulder...right as Tate sees Berry he lowers it, then Berry gets nailed (both because he was trying hit Tate at an angle, but was cut off when Tate stepped into him while lowering his shoulder) and goes 7 yards away from him. So, who won again, Vanderbilt Volunteer?
Sorry, just don't see it. Not trying to be an ass or anything, but he just doesn't lower his shoulder. The only thing that he does when he sees Berry at the last second is to attempt to push him with his shoulder/arm, but there is no lowering of his shoulder or attempt to drive through him with a hit.
Oh, and Vanderbilt won. :haha:
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Sorry, just don't see it. Not trying to be an ass or anything, but he just doesn't lower his shoulder. The only thing that he does when he sees Berry at the last second is to attempt to push him with his shoulder/arm, but there is no lowering of his shoulder or attempt to drive through him with a hit.
Oh, and Vanderbilt won. :haha:
Once against our worst team in decades.
Oh, and Vanderbilt has only been to four bowl games. :haha:
Oh oh, and Tennessee is the current embarrassment of the SEC. :haha:
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Once against our worst team in decades.
Oh, and Vanderbilt has only been to four bowl games. :haha:
Oh oh, and Tennessee is the current embarrassment of the SEC. :haha:
Wasn't gonna get in a pissing match with Tenn/Vandy but since it got initiated......THIS ^^^, ALL OF IT.
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Once against our worst team in decades.
Oh, and Vanderbilt has only been to four bowl games. :haha:
That's like saying you got beat up by a six year old girl because you were tired. Vanderbilt's always had shitty teams. I'm a fan because I'm an alumnus, because I grew up in Tennessee, and because it's fun to root for the underdog. However, I never overestimate or otherwise have high expectations for Vanderbilt, so I often make jokes at their expense. Sorry, but no matter how you cut it, it sucks to be beaten by Vanderbilt in football; Tennessee's had that shame in recent years as well.
Oh oh, and Tennessee is the current embarrassment of the SEC. :haha:
You have heard of Vanderbilt, Kentucky, and Ole Miss, haven't you? I wouldn't call Tennessee the embarrassment of the SEC, especially given its historical track record. I mean, it's not like we've had three coaches in the last three seasons or anything...
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Used to like UT....until they let Count Blobula block 2 winning field goals with his left titty in 09'.