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Title: Harvey Updyke to be on Finedyke today at 2
Post by: Townhallsavoy on April 21, 2011, 01:32:18 PM
Post the possible questions Paaawwwlllll asks him here.
Title: Re: Harvey Updyke to be on Finedyke today at 2
Post by: GH2001 on April 21, 2011, 01:38:10 PM
JR, AWK, Wes, Snag, any of the barristers on here - Can he legally do this while this trial is going on?

Or can he - and just be limited to what he CAN SAY? This just seems like a big no no in general.
Title: Re: Harvey Updyke to be on Finedyke today at 2
Post by: AuburnChopper 3.0 on April 21, 2011, 01:43:58 PM
I'd also like to know WHO called F'baum during the show yesterday.   Everyone is saying it was the attorney for Updyke, but why in the fuck would F'baum not divulge that?  Does it matter at this point?
Title: Re: Harvey Updyke to be on Finedyke today at 2
Post by: JR4AU on April 21, 2011, 01:56:14 PM
JR, AWK, Wes, Snag, any of the barristers on here - Can he legally do this while this trial is going on?

Or can he - and just be limited to what he CAN SAY? This just seems like a big no no in general.

Legally?  Sure.  You know he's at least been prepped by Threatt, and Threatt will likely be with him, and Paul isn't going to hurt Threatt by making Updyke answer hard questions.
Title: Re: Harvey Updyke to be on Finedyke today at 2
Post by: Jumbo on April 21, 2011, 02:05:35 PM
Now if his ass was kicked in Homewood leaving the Finebaum show that would be funny.
Title: Re: Harvey Updyke to be on Finedyke today at 2
Post by: Townhallsavoy on April 21, 2011, 02:08:00 PM
Now if his ass was kicked in Homewood leaving the Finebaum show that would be funny.

Can we make this happen? 

 :civic:
Title: Re: Harvey Updyke to be on Finedyke today at 2
Post by: Saniflush on April 21, 2011, 02:12:50 PM
Now if his ass was kicked in Homewood leaving the Finebaum show that would be funny.

You don't have a hair on your head back if you don't make this happen.
Title: Re: Harvey Updyke to be on Finedyke today at 2
Post by: Snaggletiger on April 21, 2011, 02:19:18 PM
First off, isn't Updick supposed to be headed to Louisiana?

Second, you know what PF is going to ask.  My problem is the way he interviews someone.  He sounds like Foghorn Leghorn. Listen to him in a serious interview.  The man cannot put a sentence together.

Now...now..now..when you...now when you you you...I say, now when you were..were...were..were...
Title: Re: Harvey Updyke to be on Finedyke today at 2
Post by: Jumbo on April 21, 2011, 02:21:58 PM
You don't have a hair on your head back if you don't make this happen.
The red Civic with a 300lb bald man waiting in the parking lot shouldn't raise any suspicion.
Title: Re: Harvey Updyke to be on Finedyke today at 2
Post by: Saniflush on April 21, 2011, 02:22:46 PM
The red Civic with a 300lb bald man waiting in the parking lot shouldn't raise any suspicion.

290 tops.
Title: Re: Harvey Updyke to be on Finedyke today at 2
Post by: JR4AU on April 21, 2011, 03:30:11 PM
Finebaum is, whether knowingly or naively, participating in an orchestrated scheme to make Updyke a sympathetic figure.

"He can't actually be here because of security concerns"

"...all the threats he's had..."

That fucker has been on the loose since he bonded out after arrest!   Then suddenly, he's attacked while stopping to get gas and a drink...IN AUBURN!  Bull fucking shit.

This is getting sickening. 
Title: Re: Harvey Updyke to be on Finedyke today at 2
Post by: djsimp on April 21, 2011, 03:33:23 PM
First off, isn't Updick supposed to be headed to Louisiana?

Second, you know what PF is going to ask.  My problem is the way he interviews someone.  He sounds like Foghorn Leghorn. Listen to him in a serious interview.  The man cannot put a sentence together.

Now...now..now..when you...now when you you you...I say, now when you were..were...were..were...

(http://i56.tinypic.com/4jp069.jpg)
Title: Re: Harvey Updyke to be on Finedyke today at 2
Post by: AuburnChopper 3.0 on April 21, 2011, 03:34:43 PM
Finebaum is, whether knowingly or naively, participating in an orchestrated scheme to make Updyke a sympathetic figure.

"He can't actually be here because of security concerns"

"...all the threats he's had..."

That fucker has been on the loose since he bonded out after arrest!   Then suddenly, he's attacked while stopping to get gas and a drink...IN AUBURN!  Bull fucking shit.

This is getting sickening.

You can't tell me that this isn't doing ANYTHING but helping the accused, who is NOT a victim here.  How can you allow the attorney who's arguing for change of venue, come on un-challenged and then have the "victim" not show because of security concerns?

How can you NOT be accused of aiding the defendent's cause here?   This is a major sham, and of COURSE, nobody else in the state will have a problem with it.  Horseshit.
Title: Re: Harvey Updyke to be on Finedyke today at 2
Post by: Saniflush on April 21, 2011, 03:50:48 PM
(http://i56.tinypic.com/4jp069.jpg)

Good fark. Wrong person, but good fark.
Title: Re: Harvey Updyke to be on Finedyke today at 2
Post by: Townhallsavoy on April 21, 2011, 04:07:34 PM
Is there any evidence of Threatt and Finebaum being old buddies?  It was really strange that Threatt got on Finebaum's show as soon as he took the case.

Now it seems like Finebaum is aiding in the case.... 
Title: Re: Harvey Updyke to be on Finedyke today at 2
Post by: Token on April 21, 2011, 04:08:04 PM
(http://i56.tinypic.com/4jp069.jpg)

FAIL

Good fark. Wrong person, but good fark.

Don't lie to him.
Title: Re: Harvey Updyke to be on Finedyke today at 2
Post by: djsimp on April 21, 2011, 04:43:39 PM
FAIL

Don't lie to him.

 :silence:

Speed reading kills.
Title: Re: Harvey Updyke to be on Finedyke today at 2
Post by: Buzz Killington on April 21, 2011, 04:44:57 PM
That boy is as sharp as a bowling ball.
Title: Re: Harvey Updyke to be on Finedyke today at 2
Post by: AUsweetheart on April 21, 2011, 04:51:24 PM
What a touching sympathetic interview by Paul Finebaum. :puke:
Title: Re: Harvey Updyke to be on Finedyke today at 2
Post by: djsimp on April 21, 2011, 04:54:45 PM
Good fark. Wrong person, but good fark.

With the recent fail, this loses its mustard but fuck it.

(http://i56.tinypic.com/iz6cxw.jpg)
Title: Re: Harvey Updyke to be on Finedyke today at 2
Post by: AuburnChopper 3.0 on April 21, 2011, 05:00:29 PM
With the recent fail, this loses its mustard but fuck it.

(http://i56.tinypic.com/iz6cxw.jpg)

 *snicker*
Title: Re: Harvey Updyke to be on Finedyke today at 2
Post by: Townhallsavoy on April 21, 2011, 05:43:42 PM
From the facebooks: 

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To all the Auburn fans that think Harvey Updike getting jumped after his trial today is funny, get some perspective. He hurt a tree. Not another human being. Beating him up over a tree that isn't even dead yet is disgusting.

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Harvey Updyke is my boy!!!!

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SO DOESE AUBARN TREAT ALL ITS PRISONERS LIKE DAT DAYUM HARVEY!

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I agree with Harvey!  ROLL TIDE!

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Anyone know where I can find a "Free Harvey Updyke" t-shirt?





Title: Re: Harvey Updyke to be on Finedyke today at 2
Post by: The Prowler on April 21, 2011, 05:55:06 PM
Isolated Incident, all the other bama fans are sorry for Auburn's loss...  Fuck bama and fuck that inbred, ignorant, arrogant fanbase...ALL bammer fans on here included.
Title: Re: Harvey Updyke to be on Finedyke today at 2
Post by: JR4AU on April 21, 2011, 06:08:36 PM
Heard some good info from all that knob slobbing of Updick's dyke, or Updyke's dick.  Finebaum is absolutely allowing Threatt to use his show to mitigate damage to Updyke.

The good stuff was the he expects up to 6 felony charges to come out of grand jury, and that a Fed. EPA agent was in court yesterday, and Threat expects Fed. charges.

The upshot today is that Threatt is representing a client that has basically publicly confessed, and Threatt's only course of action is to try to somehow get some sympathy for his client. 

I had thought that Updyke probably wouldn't do time, but I think he will now.
Title: Re: Harvey Updyke to be on Finedyke today at 2
Post by: Townhallsavoy on April 21, 2011, 06:23:44 PM
I only heard his end comment "Roll Damn Tide!" and a few callers afterwards.

Did he really say he wanted it all to be over because he never meant to hurt Bama?
Title: Re: Harvey Updyke to be on Finedyke today at 2
Post by: AUChizad on April 21, 2011, 06:31:03 PM
I only heard his end comment "Roll Damn Tide!" and a few callers afterwards.

Did he really say he wanted it all to be over because he never meant to hurt Bama?
Listen for yourself.

http://tinyurl.com/23q9osd

"Why'd you do it?"  "I guess I just had too much Bama in me"

"It's not fun listening to the radio and hearing people say 'there's another Updyke"
 :bugs:
Title: Re: Harvey Updyke to be on Finedyke today at 2
Post by: Townhallsavoy on April 21, 2011, 06:47:44 PM
Listen for yourself.

http://tinyurl.com/23q9osd

"Why'd you do it?"  "I guess I just had too much Bama in me"

"It's not fun listening to the radio and hearing people say 'there's another Updyke"
 :bugs:

It's really not funny, though.  I mean, it's really not funny.

This guy has possibly ruined an Auburn tradition.  Fuck that.  He's ruined a tradition sacred to the state of Alabama. 

And numerous Bama fans are taking pride in it.  Finebaum's making money off of it.  Threatt is getting exposure for bullshit cases in the future.  Updyke is getting sympathy. 

And worst of all, Auburn fans are falling for it.  I bet Finebaum gets a boost after today.  Auburn fans should see this at the final nail in the coffin for that fuckstick's radio version of Jerry Springer.  However, the Finebaum hilarity is only going to grow as Auburn fans tune in to hear what's next.
Title: Re: Harvey Updyke to be on Finedyke today at 2
Post by: djsimp on April 21, 2011, 06:57:57 PM
It's really not funny, though.  I mean, it's really not funny.

This guy has possibly ruined an Auburn tradition.  Fuck that.  He's ruined a tradition sacred to the state of Alabama. 

And numerous Bama fans are taking pride in it.  Finebaum's making money off of it.  Threatt is getting exposure for bullshit cases in the future.  Updyke is getting sympathy. 

And worst of all, Auburn fans are falling for it.  I bet Finebaum gets a boost after today.  Auburn fans should see this at the final nail in the coffin for that fuckstick's radio version of Jerry Springer.  However, the Finebaum hilarity is only going to grow as Auburn fans tune in to hear what's next.


I'm glad I don't have the temptation.
Title: Re: Harvey Updyke to be on Finedyke today at 2
Post by: AUsweetheart on April 21, 2011, 07:30:18 PM
It's really not funny, though.  I mean, it's really not funny.

This guy has possibly ruined an Auburn tradition.  Fuck that.  He's ruined a tradition sacred to the state of Alabama. 

And numerous Bama fans are taking pride in it.  Finebaum's making money off of it.  Threatt is getting exposure for bullshit cases in the future.  Updyke is getting sympathy. 

And worst of all, Auburn fans are falling for it.  I bet Finebaum gets a boost after today.  Auburn fans should see this at the final nail in the coffin for that fuckstick's radio version of Jerry Springer.  However, the Finebaum hilarity is only going to grow as Auburn fans tune in to hear what's next.

And he's not sorry at all. He says he is, but what he's really sorry about is getting caught....about the possibility of going to jail....that his beloved Saban rejected him. He's sorry he'll never have two dimes to rub together again...and that his stupid face is so recognizable all over the state.
He never once apologized to Auburn.
Fuck him.

And then his gd lawyer saying that this kind of thing would never happen again...Harvey has learned his lesson. Are you shitting me, Clark? This kind of thing WON'T ever happen again, not because that inbred fuck has seen the errors of his ways, but because there is nothing left to do.

And if those cousinfuckers keep up with the "they are just trees" bullshit....I'll go dig up the beah myself.
Title: Re: Harvey Updyke to be on Finedyke today at 2
Post by: AUChizad on April 21, 2011, 07:41:35 PM
And if those cousinfuckers keep up with the "they are just trees" bullshit....I'll go dig up the beah myself.
After all, the trees are more of a living thing than Bahr is.
Title: Re: Harvey Updyke to be on Finedyke today at 2
Post by: The Prowler on April 21, 2011, 07:52:22 PM
After all, the trees are more of a living thing than Bahr is.
*POW* Right in da kissa!!
Title: Re: Harvey Updyke to be on Finedyke today at 2
Post by: Townhallsavoy on April 21, 2011, 09:14:21 PM


And if those cousinfuckers keep up with the "they are just trees" bullshit....I'll go dig up the beah myself.

It would certainly make this set up more interesting:
(http://dubsism.files.wordpress.com/2010/09/bear-bryant-dead.jpeg)
Title: Re: Harvey Updyke to be on Finedyke today at 2
Post by: jmar on April 22, 2011, 05:41:00 AM
Roll Damn Tide huh.
Take away his one true love and the whack-job is partially rehabilitated.

No more football for Harvey.  No not even Crimpson Classics.