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Pat Dye Field => War Damn Eagle => Topic started by: Tiger Wench on April 11, 2011, 12:15:47 PM
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This is a FB post from the guy who, from 5th grade on, made my life as an Auburn fan a living hell. He and he alone is responsible for the deep and long burning fires of hatred I have for the toothless crimpsum masses. Mondays after the Iron Bowl were worse than math test day. His relentless tormenting went on 365 days a year.
Yet he posts this today - and I think he is talking about me, because I posted the Crimson White headline where Tuscaloser was misspelled.
RS: Did some of you get stripped naked as children and rubbed with stuffed crimson elephants or something? That's the only way I can explain this hatred and complete fixation on all things Alabama and not thier own beloved team. I don't have time to read and respond to all their sad cries for help. So, I have hidden you. I still love you and all, but please get some help before the hate eats you all up. God Bless.
When he first got on FB, he PM me and told me I had turned into a MILF. He is a fat, divorced, 40 something loser with no prospects who teaches some sort of remedial Engligh program at some middle school and still plays trivial pursuit at the Mellow Mushroon every Thursday night. Not exactly a compliment.
/gag/
I think I win.
**Edit: In fact, if this IS aimed at me? The whole "stripped naked" part made me throw up in my mouth a little. Damn.
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It sounds like you won when you were born.
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As hard as it is to top TP at the Mushroom, I'd say you win.
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It sounds like you we all won when you were he was born.
FIXT
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Is this really a question?
Not only were you born a fan, but you are an alumna of the most amazing university in the country, with traditions that are unmatched.
And he's a bammer. Case closed.
Oh, and fuck him for posting that shit. What a vagina.
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Is this really a question?
Not only were you born a fan, but you are an alumna of the most amazing university in the country, with traditions that are unmatched.
And he's a bammer. Case closed.
Oh, and fuck him for posting that shit. What a vagina.
Also a JSU grad. NTTIAWWT, but that makes him a sidewalk alum as well.
Pathetic.
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Is this really a question?
Not only were you born a fan, but you are an alumna of the most amazing university in the country, with traditions that are unmatched.
And he's a bammer. Case closed.
Oh, and fuck him for posting that shit. What a vagina.
Whoa whoa whoa...I happen to like vagina. And this guy has nothing to do with it. Why insult good vaginas everywhere?
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Whoa whoa whoa...I happen to like vagina. And this guy has nothing to do with it. Why insult good vaginas everywhere?
Considering that bammer boy here has not been within arm's reach of an actual unclothed vagina in years, with no prospect of same, I think it's ok to call him one.
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Whoa whoa whoa...I happen to like vagina. And this guy has nothing to do with it. Why insult good vaginas everywhere?
Sooooo let me get this straight.....if I call you a pussy....it's a compliment....because you like it so much?
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Sooooo let me get this straight.....if I call you a pussy....it's a compliment....because you like it so much?
Ok you gals gotta stop....getting warm in here.
I see what you did there. My only pathetic response is that vagina is more literal. This cat doesn't even deserve to be mentioned in the same vicinity as one. Since he's never in the vicinity of one.
Ah, fuck it. Sweets wins.
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Ah, fuck it. Sweets wins.
Sorry, GH. I couldn't resist. ;)
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Sorry, GH. I couldn't resist. ;)
Just the fact that you and TW are referencing vaginas and pussy in this thread is a win for all. Everyone is a winner today.
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All we do is win, win, win...no matter what.
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Sooooo let me get this straight.....if I call you a pussy....it's a compliment....because you like it so much?
I took a class in college called "sex and the family" or something like that. The first day the instructor said "Fuck you, that should be a polite greeting, not a way to be mean".
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I took a class in college called "sex and the family" or something like that. The first day the instructor said "Fuck you, that should be a polite greeting, not a way to be mean".
Kaos must have taken that same class. He likes to greet bammers with, "Fuck you. Championship."
He's very polite.
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All we do is win, win, win...no matter what.
Our ..... go up, and they stay there!
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Our ..... go up, and they stay there!
So say the next line.....
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So say the next line.....
Thats not how this works.
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He is a dummy.