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The Library => Haley Center Basement => Topic started by: Ranger12 on April 07, 2011, 04:15:41 PM

Title: Any of you princesses at or heading to Augusta?
Post by: Ranger12 on April 07, 2011, 04:15:41 PM: If so, you are #winning. You also suck.
Title: Re: Any of you princesses at or heading to Augusta?
Post by: AUsweetheart on April 07, 2011, 05:40:48 PM: My dad is there. He takes one of us with him every year...this is not my year.
Title: Re: Any of you princesses at or heading to Augusta?
Post by: chinook on April 07, 2011, 06:01:10 PM: Quote from: AUsweetheart on April 07, 2011, 05:40:48 PM
My dad is there. He takes one of us with him every year...this is not my year.

Somebody has to mow.
Title: Re: Any of you princesses at or heading to Augusta?
Post by: AUsweetheart on April 07, 2011, 06:10:37 PM: Quote from: chinook on April 07, 2011, 06:01:10 PM
Somebody has to mow.

I'm a hedge trimmer.
Title: Re: Any of you princesses at or heading to Augusta?
Post by: Jumbo on April 07, 2011, 06:39:09 PM: Quote from: chinook on April 07, 2011, 06:01:10 PM
Somebody has to mow.
Chortled.
Title: Re: Any of you princesses at or heading to Augusta?
Post by: Buzz Killington on April 07, 2011, 08:36:21 PM: Quote from: AUsweetheart on April 07, 2011, 06:10:37 PM
I'm a hedge trimmer.

I love a well trimmed hedge.
Title: Re: Any of you princesses at or heading to Augusta?
Post by: GH2001 on April 07, 2011, 09:57:57 PM: Quote from: AUsweetheart on April 07, 2011, 06:10:37 PM
I'm a hedge trimmer.

Sweets = #winning
Title: Re: Any of you princesses at or heading to Augusta?
Post by: wesfau2 on April 08, 2011, 11:38:46 AM: Ugh....most over-hyped, overrated "sporting" event ever.
Title: Re: Any of you princesses at or heading to Augusta?
Post by: AuburnChopper 3.0 on April 08, 2011, 11:50:20 AM: Quote from: wesfau2 on April 08, 2011, 11:38:46 AM
Ugh....most over-hyped, overrated "sporting" event ever.

...says the non-golfer. It's an understood opinion. However as a golfer, I've been several times and it's not over-hyped or overrated. It's actually one of the more magnificent places I've ever been to, relative to the sport it involves. One of those places you don't truly appreciate until you're standing there on the grounds. Absolutely incredible.
Title: Re: Any of you princesses at or heading to Augusta?
Post by: Tiger Six on April 08, 2011, 12:46:02 PM: Quote from: AUsweetheart on April 07, 2011, 06:10:37 PM
I'm a hedge trimmer.

Prove it...
Title: Re: Any of you princesses at or heading to Augusta?
Post by: GH2001 on April 08, 2011, 01:30:28 PM: Quote from: wesfau2 on April 08, 2011, 11:38:46 AM
Ugh....most over-hyped, overrated "sporting" event ever.

You are gonna say this about the Derby next month too arent you?
Title: Re: Any of you princesses at or heading to Augusta?
Post by: chinook on April 08, 2011, 03:24:26 PM: Quote from: GH2001 on April 08, 2011, 01:30:28 PM
You are gonna say this about the Derby next month too arent you?

why...? he's got a height advantage.
Title: Re: Any of you princesses at or heading to Augusta?
Post by: AuburnChopper 3.0 on April 08, 2011, 03:35:53 PM: Quote from: chinook on April 08, 2011, 03:24:26 PM
why...? he's got a height advantage.

Did he just go there?
Title: Re: Any of you princesses at or heading to Augusta?
Post by: wesfau2 on April 08, 2011, 10:39:46 PM: Quote from: GH2001 on April 08, 2011, 01:30:28 PM
You are gonna say this about the Derby next month too arent you?

Yes, I will. Horse racing isn't a "sport".

Quote from: chinook on April 08, 2011, 03:24:26 PM
why...? he's got a height advantage.

And fuck you. I now take back all the nice things I said about Oregon after my visit last week.
Title: Re: Any of you princesses at or heading to Augusta?
Post by: Saniflush on April 11, 2011, 07:20:06 AM: Quote from: wesfau2 on April 08, 2011, 10:39:46 PM
Yes, I will. Horse racing isn't a "sport".

Correction.
Horse racing is a sport because you can bet on it.
I think you meant that jockeys are not athletes.
Title: Re: Any of you princesses at or heading to Augusta?
Post by: GarMan on April 11, 2011, 08:58:16 AM: Quote from: Saniflush on April 11, 2011, 07:20:06 AM
Correction.
Horse racing is a sport because you can bet on it.
I think you meant that jockeys are not athletes.

Using that logic, BlackJack, Craps and Poker would be sports. That means, we're all athletes... OK...
Title: Re: Any of you princesses at or heading to Augusta?
Post by: GH2001 on April 11, 2011, 10:17:17 AM: Quote from: GarMan on April 11, 2011, 08:58:16 AM
Using that logic, BlackJack, Craps and Poker would be sports. That means, we're all athletes... OK...

Only if the sport requires athletic ability to compete.
Title: Re: Any of you princesses at or heading to Augusta?
Post by: AUsweetheart on April 11, 2011, 10:20:30 AM: Quote from: GarMan on April 11, 2011, 08:58:16 AM
Using that logic, BlackJack, Craps and Poker would be sports. That means, we're all athletes... OK...
you dropped the ball, doll. Maybe you were alseep for the second part of the assessment. ;)
Title: Re: Any of you princesses at or heading to Augusta?
Post by: AUJarhead on April 11, 2011, 10:42:00 AM: Gambling is illegal at ~~Bushwood~~ tigersx sir.
Title: Re: Any of you princesses at or heading to Augusta?
Post by: Buzz Killington on April 11, 2011, 10:43:27 AM: Quote from: AUJarhead on April 11, 2011, 10:42:00 AM
Gambling is illegal at ~~Bushwood~~ tigersx sir.
and I never slice
Title: Re: Any of you princesses at or heading to Augusta?
Post by: AuburnChopper 3.0 on April 11, 2011, 10:57:37 AM: Quote from: Buzz Killington on April 11, 2011, 10:43:27 AM
and I never slice

This calls for the Billy Baroo...
Title: Re: Any of you princesses at or heading to Augusta?
Post by: GarMan on April 11, 2011, 02:50:16 PM: Quote from: GH2001 on April 11, 2011, 10:17:17 AM
Only if the sport requires athletic ability to compete.

Rolling dice... Reading cards... Counting cards...
Title: Re: Any of you princesses at or heading to Augusta?
Post by: GarMan on April 11, 2011, 02:51:09 PM: Quote from: AUsweetheart on April 11, 2011, 10:20:30 AM
you dropped the ball, doll. Maybe you were alseep for the second part of the assessment. ;)

QUIET!!! Men are talking.
Title: Re: Any of you princesses at or heading to Augusta?
Post by: Jumbo on April 11, 2011, 02:52:06 PM: Quote from: Buzz Killington on April 11, 2011, 10:43:27 AM
and I never slice
You must have been something before electricity!
Title: Re: Any of you princesses at or heading to Augusta?
Post by: Buzz Killington on April 11, 2011, 03:37:40 PM: Quote from: Jumbo on April 11, 2011, 02:52:06 PM
You must have been something before electricity!
How'd you like to make $14 the hard way?
Title: Re: Any of you princesses at or heading to Augusta?
Post by: wesfau2 on April 11, 2011, 09:36:46 PM: Quote from: Saniflush on April 11, 2011, 07:20:06 AM
Correction.
Horse racing is a sport because you can bet on it.
I think you meant that jockeys are not athletes.

Agreed that jockeys aren't "athletes", but that doesn't mean that you can only bet on "sports".

Other gambling opportunities that fail to qualify as "sport":

Poker
Bowling
NASCAR
Everything in a casino
The over/under on "dicks in AWK's mouth" on any given Friday night
Title: Re: Any of you princesses at or heading to Augusta?
Post by: GarMan on April 12, 2011, 09:22:29 AM: Quote from: wesfau2 on April 11, 2011, 09:36:46 PM
The over/under on "tools in AWK's mouth" on any given Friday night

Wash your fuckin' mouth. You got seven kinds of cock breath.
Title: Re: Any of you princesses at or heading to Augusta?
Post by: Saniflush on April 12, 2011, 09:45:50 AM: Quote from: GarMan on April 12, 2011, 09:22:29 AM
Wash your fuckin' mouth. You got seven kinds of cock breath.

Get the whores to fuckin'.
Title: Re: Any of you princesses at or heading to Augusta?
Post by: AWK on April 12, 2011, 04:32:44 PM: Quote from: wesfau2 on April 11, 2011, 09:36:46 PM
Agreed that jockeys aren't "athletes", but that doesn't mean that you can only bet on "sports".

Other gambling opportunities that fail to qualify as "sport":

Poker
Bowling
NASCAR
Everything in a casino
The over/under on "dicks in AWK's mouth" on any given Friday night
Always take the over.
Title: Re: Any of you princesses at or heading to Augusta?
Post by: wesfau2 on April 12, 2011, 06:53:52 PM: Quote from: AWK on April 12, 2011, 04:32:44 PM
Always take the over.

Especially this friday night.
Title: Re: Any of you princesses at or heading to Augusta?
Post by: AWK on April 12, 2011, 08:42:59 PM: Quote from: wesfau2 on April 12, 2011, 06:53:52 PM
Especially this friday night.
Wait, if you are going to show up Friday, that would be awesome.
Title: Re: Any of you princesses at or heading to Augusta?
Post by: wesfau2 on April 12, 2011, 10:11:00 PM: Quote from: AWK on April 12, 2011, 08:42:59 PM
Wait, if you are going to show up Friday, that would be awesome.

Remains to be seen....but I'm trying.

I have a bet to win.
Title: Re: Any of you princesses at or heading to Augusta?
Post by: Saniflush on April 13, 2011, 11:06:49 AM: Quote from: wesfau2 on April 12, 2011, 10:11:00 PM

I have a bet to win.

In addition to the cocks in mouth one?
Title: Re: Any of you princesses at or heading to Augusta?
Post by: wesfau2 on April 13, 2011, 10:21:33 PM: Quote from: Saniflush on April 13, 2011, 11:06:49 AM

In addition to the cocks in mouth one?

That's all.