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Title: Look for another HBO special starring Jessel Curry soon...
Post by: Buzz Killington on April 06, 2011, 09:38:55 AM
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Curry no longer with Tigers

By: David Morrison
April 05, 2011 10:21 PM
Updated: April 05, 2011 10:21 PM | 0 Comments | Post a Comment

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Sophomore linebacker Jessel Curry is no longer with the Auburn football team, AuburnUndercover.com reported Tuesday night.

Curry (6-foot-1, 214 pounds) played in six games, mostly at middle linebacker in the dime, as a freshman last season and recorded nine tackles.

But he was conspicuously absent from the team for the last half of the season and didn't make the trip to Glendale, Ariz., for the BCS National Championship game.

Curry, a three-star recruit from Buford, Ga., was on the roster when spring practice began March 23, but did not practice with the team.

"Jessel's got some personal issues that he's still handling," head coach Gene Chizik said March 25.

Curry is the 35th scholarship player from last year's team that is no longer with the team.
Title: Re: Look for another HBO special starring Jessel Curry soon...
Post by: Townhallsavoy on April 06, 2011, 09:42:13 AM
35 people...
Title: Re: Look for another HBO special starring Jessel Curry soon...
Post by: Snaggletiger on April 06, 2011, 09:42:50 AM
Personally, I like paprika.  It's the most wonderful spice in the world.
Title: Re: Look for another HBO special starring Jessel Curry soon...
Post by: Townhallsavoy on April 06, 2011, 09:50:29 AM
Personally, I like paprika.  It's the most wonderful spice in the world.

35 people...
Title: Re: Look for another HBO special starring Jessel Curry soon...
Post by: Buzz Killington on April 06, 2011, 09:51:20 AM
35 people...
I'm not sure you could find 35 people that like curry more than paprika.
Title: Re: Look for another HBO special starring Jessel Curry soon...
Post by: Townhallsavoy on April 06, 2011, 09:59:06 AM
I'm not sure you could find 35 people that like curry more than paprika.

Well the way it's going, I would have an easier time finding 35 people than the Auburn football team.
Title: Re: Look for another HBO special starring Jessel Curry soon...
Post by: Saniflush on April 06, 2011, 10:05:50 AM
Curry is the 35th scholarship player from last year's team that is no longer with the team.

Time for ironman football.

(http://i33.photobucket.com/albums/d58/saniflush/Ironmanfootball.jpg)
Title: Re: Look for another HBO special starring Jessel Curry soon...
Post by: Buzz Killington on April 06, 2011, 10:12:54 AM
Hey Tiger Fans! This is Chuck Neiderman. This season your football team needs more than your support. So if any of you listeners can punt, pass, block or kick, then report to the gymnasium at 3 o'clock sharp for open football tryouts.
Title: Re: Look for another HBO special starring Jessel Curry soon...
Post by: AWK on April 06, 2011, 10:40:17 AM
Hey Tiger Fans! This is Chuck Neiderman. This season your football team needs more than your support. So if any of you listeners can punt, pass, block or kick, then report to the gymnasium at 3 o'clock sharp for open football tryouts.
(http://blogs.families.com/media/invincible5.jpg)

What's up chicken?  I was in the perfect storm.
Title: Re: Look for another HBO special starring Jessel Curry soon...
Post by: AUsweetheart on April 06, 2011, 10:49:23 AM
This thread makes me want to drink.
Title: Re: Look for another HBO special starring Jessel Curry soon...
Post by: Saniflush on April 06, 2011, 10:51:58 AM
This thread makes me want to drink.

No need....You'll probably just spit it out anyway.
Title: Re: Look for another HBO special starring Jessel Curry soon...
Post by: AUTiger1 on April 06, 2011, 10:56:48 AM
This thread makes me want to drink.

PPfffffftttttttt..........It didn't even take this thread to make me want a drink. 
Title: Re: Look for another HBO special starring Jessel Curry soon...
Post by: Townhallsavoy on April 06, 2011, 10:59:29 AM
From Jay Jacobs

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"This spring, the football team only has 47 scholarship athletes. Gene and I knew coming into this that 2011 was going to be the most challenging year early in his tenure simply because of the drop off in numbers. This fall will be challenging to say the least. Certainly we are still enjoying the national championship, the first one at Auburn in 53 years, but realistically we know this fall will be a major test. But as we have all seen the last couple of years, those guys will play hard and will represent Auburn University well. We are looking forward to 2012 and 2013 really, when we get our numbers back to where we need to be."
Title: Re: Look for another HBO special starring Jessel Curry soon...
Post by: Godfather on April 06, 2011, 11:02:37 AM
 :facepalm: ugh

We'll be the laughing stock of college football.
Title: Re: Look for another HBO special starring Jessel Curry soon...
Post by: AUChizad on April 06, 2011, 11:03:06 AM
From Jay Jacobs
Wait til next year!
Title: Re: Look for another HBO special starring Jessel Curry soon...
Post by: Godfather on April 06, 2011, 11:03:42 AM
From Jay Jacobs

I like the downplay of expectations.   :classic:
Title: Re: Look for another HBO special starring Jessel Curry soon...
Post by: AWK on April 06, 2011, 11:12:35 AM
We are making excuses before the season has even started?

This could get rough.
Title: Re: Look for another HBO special starring Jessel Curry soon...
Post by: AUsweetheart on April 06, 2011, 11:13:23 AM
We are, as my grandma used to say, fucked.

With our road schedule....new QB...hell, new everything....dear Jeebuz. Maybe I can arrange to work overseas for a year.


No need....You'll probably just spit it out anyway.
I see what you're doing here. Keep it up. I dare you.

Title: Re: Look for another HBO special starring Jessel Curry soon...
Post by: Townhallsavoy on April 06, 2011, 11:14:25 AM
We are making excuses before the seasons of 2011 and 2012 have even started?

This could get rough.

Your comment.  It's been fixed.

Title: Re: Look for another HBO special starring Jessel Curry soon...
Post by: Godfather on April 06, 2011, 11:15:44 AM
We are, as my grandma used to say, fucked.

I thought your grandma used to say porch monkey?

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I see what you're doing here. Keep it up. I dare you.

Whatever you do don't double-dog dare him.
Title: Re: Look for another HBO special starring Jessel Curry soon...
Post by: Saniflush on April 06, 2011, 11:16:10 AM
:facepalm: ugh

We'll be the laughing stock of college football.

We ain't won a game since 1994, we already the laughing stock.

Title: Re: Look for another HBO special starring Jessel Curry soon...
Post by: Saniflush on April 06, 2011, 11:17:10 AM
I thought your grandma used to say porch monkey?

it's ok.  I'm taking it back.
Title: Re: Look for another HBO special starring Jessel Curry soon...
Post by: Godfather on April 06, 2011, 11:19:35 AM
We ain't won a game since 1994, we already the laughing stock.

From Champs to chumps. Just six months ago, the Auburn Tigers were billed as the greatest college football team in history, and now, they are history.
Title: Re: Look for another HBO special starring Jessel Curry soon...
Post by: Saniflush on April 06, 2011, 11:21:35 AM
From Champs to chumps. Just six months ago, the Auburn Tigers were billed as the greatest college football team in history, and now, they are history.

A Waterboy quote would have been more appropriate.

just sayin'.
Title: Re: Look for another HBO special starring Jessel Curry soon...
Post by: AUsweetheart on April 06, 2011, 11:23:52 AM
I thought your grandma used to say porch monkey?

"Those porch monkeys are fucked."
is the exact quote.
Title: Re: Look for another HBO special starring Jessel Curry soon...
Post by: Godfather on April 06, 2011, 11:29:01 AM
A Waterboy quote would have been more appropriate.

just sayin'.
No more appropriate would have been if you hadn't switched to the Waterboy.  We were running with Unnecessary Roughness, and you broke the sequence. 

just sayin

We'll be the laughing stock of college football.
Correct reply....What do you think we are now?

but I let it slide...cause I like the look of your face.
Title: Re: Look for another HBO special starring Jessel Curry soon...
Post by: Jumbo on April 06, 2011, 11:56:25 AM
We need a mixture of Sinbad and Jake Taylor.
Title: Re: Look for another HBO special starring Jessel Curry soon...
Post by: Buzz Killington on April 06, 2011, 12:22:02 PM
A Waterboy quote would have been more appropriate.

just sayin'.

Oh No!  We suck again!
Title: Re: Look for another HBO special starring Jessel Curry soon...
Post by: Buzz Killington on April 06, 2011, 12:23:42 PM
No more appropriate would have been if you hadn't switched to the Waterboy.  We were running with Unnecessary Roughness, and you broke the sequence. 

just sayin

We'll be the laughing stock of college football.
Correct reply....What do you think we are now?

but I let it slide...cause I like the look of your face.

All the players from the old team have been expelled and all the coaches have been fired.
Title: Re: Look for another HBO special starring Jessel Curry soon...
Post by: Buzz Killington on April 06, 2011, 12:24:10 PM
Sometimes it's good to mix things up.
Title: Re: Look for another HBO special starring Jessel Curry soon...
Post by: Saniflush on April 06, 2011, 12:33:46 PM
No more appropriate would have been if you hadn't switched to the Waterboy.  We were running with Unnecessary Roughness, and you broke the sequence. 

just sayin

We'll be the laughing stock of college football.
Correct reply....What do you think we are now?

but I let it slide...cause I like the look of your face.

Funny because the same quote is in The Waterboy so I thought you were the one who had changed.
Title: Re: Look for another HBO special starring Jessel Curry soon...
Post by: Buzz Killington on April 06, 2011, 12:34:42 PM
My suggestion...start drinking heavily.
Title: Re: Look for another HBO special starring Jessel Curry soon...
Post by: Godfather on April 06, 2011, 12:36:46 PM
Funny because the same quote is in The Waterboy so I thought you were the one who had changed.


Face touch it out bitch?
Title: Re: Look for another HBO special starring Jessel Curry soon...
Post by: War Eagle!!! on April 06, 2011, 01:03:00 PM
We ain't won a game since 1994, we already the laughing stock.

Was that the LSU interception game? If so, that was my all time favorite game to be at in JHS. I had no idea it was our last win though. I witnessed history...
Title: Re: Look for another HBO special starring Jessel Curry soon...
Post by: The Prowler on April 06, 2011, 07:28:04 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z-58B6JkX6c
Title: Re: Look for another HBO special starring Jessel Curry soon...
Post by: wesfau2 on April 06, 2011, 11:31:57 PM
Was that the LSU interception game? If so, that was my all time favorite game to be at in JHS. I had no idea it was our last win though. I witnessed history...

Si.
Title: Re: Look for another HBO special starring Jessel Curry soon...
Post by: djsimp on April 06, 2011, 11:46:46 PM
Oh, it's all right. I'm sure that we can handle this situation maturely, just like the responsible adults that we are. Isn't that right, Mr... Poopy Pants?