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Pat Dye Field => War Damn Eagle => Topic started by: Kaos on March 25, 2011, 09:41:02 AM

Title: Is this a national championship?
Post by: Kaos on March 25, 2011, 09:41:02 AM: Just saw an ad for the show "Heavy" on A&E.

It featured a 443 pound woman who is the focus of next week's show. Part of the ad included an interview with her sausage-fingered butterball of a son who is probably pushing 250 and appears to be about eight years old.

He's also wearing a Bama jersey. And a 2009 Bama hat. His room appears to be crimpson with the big A on the wall.

Promo is here for now.

http://www.aetv.com/heavy/
Title: Re: Is this a national championship?
Post by: Buzz Killington on March 25, 2011, 09:42:29 AM: Link is blocked here, but is it a woman from this group?

(http://soonerpsycho.com/spfarksandpics/bamafamilytreethatdoesntfork.jpg)
Title: Re: Is this a national championship?
Post by: Buzz Killington on March 25, 2011, 09:43:35 AM: (http://img854.imageshack.us/img854/9948/bamafamily.jpg)
Title: Re: Is this a national championship?
Post by: Kaos on March 25, 2011, 09:48:49 AM: (http://www.aetv.com/heavy/images/weight-loss-bios/pics/sallie.png)

She's from Foley.

Bet she blew Julio. The fat ass kid is wearing a Julio jersey in the promo.
Title: Re: Is this a national championship?
Post by: djsimp on March 25, 2011, 09:50:33 AM: Quote from: Kaos on March 25, 2011, 09:48:49 AM
(http://www.aetv.com/heavy/images/weight-loss-bios/pics/sallie.png)

Is that bacon grease on her face?
Title: Re: Is this a national championship?
Post by: Kaos on March 25, 2011, 09:54:19 AM: Yes. It's a championship. No doubt. This seals it. Two of the people featured on this show are to the core bammers.

http://www.aetv.com/heavy/weight-loss-bios/bill.jsp

(http://www.aetv.com/heavy/images/weight-loss-bios/pics/bill.png)

Bill. 443 lbs.

Bill is a charismatic and likeable former football player who won two national championships at the University of Alabama, playing under Bear Bryant. uring his glory days he was married to a wonderful woman, raising his son, and living in an amazing house on a lake where they even owned a horse. But he got mixed up with drugs and alcohol, eventually hitting rock bottom and ending up homeless.
Title: Re: Is this a national championship?
Post by: Townhallsavoy on March 25, 2011, 10:23:39 AM: Quote from: Kaos on March 25, 2011, 09:48:49 AM
(http://www.aetv.com/heavy/images/weight-loss-bios/pics/sallie.png)

She's from Foley.

Bet she blew Julio. The fat ass kid is wearing a Julio jersey in the promo.

I didn't realize they made oversized tanning beds.
Title: Re: Is this a national championship?
Post by: AUsweetheart on March 25, 2011, 10:26:14 AM: Quote from: Kaos on March 25, 2011, 09:54:19 AM
Yes. It's a championship. No doubt. This seals it. Two of the people featured on this show are to the core bammers.

http://www.aetv.com/heavy/weight-loss-bios/bill.jsp

(http://www.aetv.com/heavy/images/weight-loss-bios/pics/bill.png)

Bill. 443 lbs.

Bill is a charismatic and likeable former football player who won two national championships at the University of Alabama, playing under Bear Bryant. uring his glory days he was married to a wonderful woman, raising his son, and living in an amazing house on a lake where they even owned a horse. But he got mixed up with drugs and alcohol, eventually hitting rock bottom and ending up homeless.

I watched this one. At the end his ex wife says," yeah he looks great, now he just needs to get a job."

Question on the other one though...which woman is 443lbs? I can't decide.
Title: Re: Is this a national championship?
Post by: AU_Tiger_2000 on March 25, 2011, 11:12:31 AM: Quote from: Kaos on March 25, 2011, 09:54:19 AM

Bill is a charismatic and likeable former football player who won two national championships at the University of Alabama, playing under Bear Bryant. uring his glory days he was married to a wonderful woman, raising his son, and living in an amazing house on a lake where they even owned a horse. But he got mixed up with drugs and alcohol, eventually hitting rock bottom and ending up homeless.

Here's the house

(http://cdn.everyjoe.com/files/2008/03/trailer-park-taj-mahal.jpg)

Here's the lake

(http://www.herptrips.com/SC3-04/SC3-04p2_files/SC3-04p2%20Large/603_Cypress%20Swamp.jpg)

Here's the horse. She answers to "girlfriend".

(http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRTxTYxcFjgYAPys-Ca42Ut01IPY5Na_ZpS6tDntdoHwxfHBZyl&t=1)
Title: Re: Is this a national championship?
Post by: Saniflush on March 25, 2011, 12:46:23 PM: Quote from: Buzz Killington on March 25, 2011, 09:43:35 AM
(http://img854.imageshack.us/img854/9948/bamafamily.jpg)

Actually what REALLY makes that funny is I bet the original picture was taken before the watch party for the AU/AL game.
Title: Re: Is this a national championship?
Post by: dallaswareagle on March 25, 2011, 01:07:19 PM: Quote from: Buzz Killington on March 25, 2011, 09:43:35 AM
(http://img854.imageshack.us/img854/9948/bamafamily.jpg)

:rofl: :bar: You sir have a beer waiting for you in Texas.
Title: Re: Is this a national championship?
Post by: chinook on March 25, 2011, 01:12:05 PM: Quote from: Buzz Killington on March 25, 2011, 09:43:35 AM
(http://img854.imageshack.us/img854/9948/bamafamily.jpg)

notice the faux ceiling trim...follow its path. double wide, perhaps a triple wide?
Title: Re: Is this a national championship?
Post by: Buzz Killington on March 25, 2011, 01:15:25 PM: Quote from: dallaswareagle on March 25, 2011, 01:07:19 PM
:rofl: :bar: You sir have a beer waiting for you in Texas.
Wish I could take credit, but I purloined it from ITAT.
Title: Re: Is this a national championship?
Post by: Saniflush on March 25, 2011, 01:36:39 PM: Quote from: Buzz Killington on March 25, 2011, 01:15:25 PM
Wish I could take credit, but I purloined it from ITAT.

Somebody needs to tell those women that no matter how much they turn to the side it is NOT slimming. Maybe they should invest in something black in color with lots of vertical stripes.
Title: Re: Is this a national championship?
Post by: Kaos on March 25, 2011, 01:42:53 PM: Quote from: Saniflush on March 25, 2011, 01:36:39 PM
Somebody needs to tell those women that no matter how much they turn to the side it is NOT slimming. Maybe they should invest in something black in color with lots of vertical stripes.

you'd hit the plump one to the far right. don't lie.
Title: Re: Is this a national championship?
Post by: djsimp on March 25, 2011, 01:45:46 PM: I guess the little man got the short straw. They have in the pink chair.
Title: Re: Is this a national championship?
Post by: AU_Tiger_2000 on March 25, 2011, 01:46:57 PM: Quote from: Kaos on March 25, 2011, 01:42:53 PM
you'd hit the plump one to the far right. don't lie.

(http://www.kaitaia.com/funny/g2/d/18364-1/demotivational-posters-curves.jpg)
Title: Re: Is this a national championship?
Post by: Saniflush on March 25, 2011, 01:50:20 PM: Quote from: Kaos on March 25, 2011, 01:42:53 PM
you'd hit the plump one to the far right. don't lie.

You're right I would hit it.

With an Easton as hard as I could.
Title: Re: Is this a national championship?
Post by: Kaos on March 25, 2011, 01:52:17 PM: Quote from: Saniflush on March 25, 2011, 01:50:20 PM
You're right I would hit it.

With an Easton as hard as I could.

She's got some cushion for the pushin'
Title: Re: Is this a national championship?
Post by: Saniflush on March 25, 2011, 01:56:16 PM: Quote from: Kaos on March 25, 2011, 01:52:17 PM
She's got some cushion for the pushin'

I don't like riding a wave in. Glad to know you'll take one for the team though.
Title: Re: Is this a national championship?
Post by: Jumbo on March 25, 2011, 01:58:18 PM: Quote from: Kaos on March 25, 2011, 01:42:53 PM
you'd hit the plump one to the far right. don't lie.
Balls deep.
Title: Re: Is this a national championship?
Post by: dallaswareagle on March 25, 2011, 02:01:04 PM: Quote from: Buzz Killington on March 25, 2011, 01:15:25 PM
Wish I could take credit, but I purloined it from ITAT.

I remember that place. I heard they banned me again. In effigy.
Title: Re: Is this a national championship?
Post by: dallaswareagle on March 25, 2011, 02:02:32 PM: Quote from: Saniflush on March 25, 2011, 01:50:20 PM
You're right I would hit it.

With an Easton as hard as I could.

Why do you hate Easton's?
Title: Re: Is this a national championship?
Post by: djsimp on March 25, 2011, 02:05:25 PM: Quote from: dallaswareagle on March 25, 2011, 02:02:32 PM
Why do you hate Easton's?

He likes wood.
Title: Re: Is this a national championship?
Post by: Token on March 25, 2011, 02:10:08 PM: African Americans -- (http://www.schweser.com/images/2009_homepage/check_mark.png)
Fat people -- (http://www.schweser.com/images/2009_homepage/check_mark.png)
Title: Re: Is this a national championship?
Post by: AUTiger1 on March 25, 2011, 02:15:57 PM: Quote from: Token on March 25, 2011, 02:10:08 PM
African Americans -- (http://www.schweser.com/images/2009_homepage/check_mark.png)
Fat people -- (http://www.schweser.com/images/2009_homepage/check_mark.png)

You know we have this :check: now, right?
Title: Re: Is this a national championship?
Post by: dallaswareagle on March 25, 2011, 02:18:07 PM: Quote from: djsimp41 on March 25, 2011, 02:05:25 PM
He likes wood.

I like waking up with wood. The wife not so much.
Title: Re: Is this a national championship?
Post by: AU_Tiger_2000 on March 25, 2011, 02:19:04 PM: Quote from: dallaswareagle on March 25, 2011, 02:18:07 PM
I like waking up with wood. The wife not so much.

Your "wife" wakes up with wood? Not that there's anything wrong with that.

perv
Title: Re: Is this a national championship?
Post by: dallaswareagle on March 25, 2011, 02:27:06 PM: Quote from: AU_Tiger_2000 on March 25, 2011, 02:19:04 PM
Your "wife" wakes up with wood? Not that there's anything wrong with that.

perv

Everything is bigger in Texas. :facepalm:
Title: Re: Is this a national championship?
Post by: AWK on March 25, 2011, 03:17:36 PM: Quote from: Kaos on March 25, 2011, 01:42:53 PM
you'd hit the plump one to the far right. don't lie.
I bet her vag smells like cooking oil from a Guthries.

Also, she is too old for Saniflush, do not want.
Title: Re: Is this a national championship?
Post by: chinook on March 25, 2011, 03:21:08 PM: Quote from: AWK on March 25, 2011, 03:17:36 PM
I bet her vag smells like cooking oil from a Guthries.

Also, she is too old for Saniflush, do not want.

and the wrong sex for you.
Title: Re: Is this a national championship?
Post by: JR4AU on March 25, 2011, 04:52:54 PM: Quote from: Kaos on March 25, 2011, 01:42:53 PM
you'd hit the plump one to the far right. don't lie.

I'm a whore, I'd hit it.