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Title: Even illegal aliens
Post by: Saniflush on March 24, 2011, 08:28:40 AM
want to be the best.

http://www.theblaze.com/stories/13-illegal-aliens-posing-as-u-s-marines-captured-at-calif-border/


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It seems illegal aliens are getting more creative. That’s one possible conclusion after 13 of them were caught last week near the San Diego border while posing as U.S. Marines.

The men were caught traveling in a fake military van that had stolen Marine Corps license plates. The van was pulled over at a checkpoint and agents began questioning the occupants. What may have tipped them off? All the uniforms were plastered with the same last name: Perez.

“This effort is an example of the lengths smugglers will go through to avoid detection, and the skilled and effective police work of the agents and the customs and border protection,” Border Patrol spokesman Michael Jiminez said.

It’s unclear where the men got the uniforms, but two Americans were accompanying the illegal aliens and were arrested along with them. Three of the smuggled men are still in custody while the others have been returned to Mexico, the Daily Mail reports.

The Naval Criminal Investigative Service (NCIS) and the Border Patrol are reportedly conducting a joint investigation of the incident.
Title: Re: Even illegal aliens
Post by: Buzz Killington on March 24, 2011, 08:37:11 AM
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Title: Re: Even illegal aliens
Post by: Jumbo on March 24, 2011, 09:23:14 AM
want to be the best.

http://www.theblaze.com/stories/13-illegal-aliens-posing-as-u-s-marines-captured-at-calif-border/
:facepalm:
Title: Re: Even illegal aliens
Post by: AUJarhead on March 24, 2011, 09:24:37 AM
When we went down to TJ, the question I was asked to get back in the US?  "What city were you born?"  "Opelika"  "Ok, come on in."
Title: Re: Even illegal aliens
Post by: Godfather on March 24, 2011, 09:42:37 AM
This is Juan....and that is my other brother Juan.  Who is that? Is his name Juan as well?  No, senior that is Jesus.
Title: Re: Even illegal aliens
Post by: Saniflush on March 24, 2011, 09:49:55 AM
When we went down to TJ, the question I was asked to get back in the US?  "What city were you born?"  "Opelika"  "Ok, come on in."

We'll have to compare TJ stories sometime.  I have some good ones.
Title: Re: Even illegal aliens
Post by: dallaswareagle on March 24, 2011, 11:23:27 AM
They should have told them, since they want to dress like marines, we have a plane to send you where you can dress like them all the time.  They need pop-up-targets over there too.
Title: Re: Even illegal aliens
Post by: CCTAU on March 24, 2011, 11:30:07 AM
USMC…Perez company!
Title: Re: Even illegal aliens
Post by: djsimp on March 24, 2011, 11:31:07 AM
This is Juan....and that is my other brother Juan.  Who is that? Is his name Juan as well?  No, senior that is Jesus.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TN6UAzYY8qg
Title: Re: Even illegal aliens
Post by: Tiger Wench on March 24, 2011, 01:41:20 PM
Side story - our two network security guys are named Larry and Daryl... I get the giggles whenever anyone talks about them... and few people know why, sadly enough.
Title: Re: Even illegal aliens
Post by: GH2001 on March 24, 2011, 02:56:32 PM
Side story - our two network security guys are named Larry and Daryl... I get the giggles whenever anyone talks about them... and few people know why, sadly enough.

If they are your network sec guys, they just saw what you typed about them. Keystrokes...pulled. In their office..... NOW!
Title: Re: Even illegal aliens
Post by: Tiger Wench on March 24, 2011, 03:05:48 PM
If they are your network sec guys, they just saw what you typed about them. Keystrokes...pulled. In their office..... NOW!

They can't find their own asses with both hands and a mirror.  I have never been less afraid of the internet police as I am here at work.
Title: Re: Even illegal aliens
Post by: djsimp on March 24, 2011, 03:21:32 PM
They can't find their own asses with both hands and a mirror.  I have never been less afraid of the internet police as I am here at work.

They're off to find a mirror as we speak.
Title: Re: Even illegal aliens
Post by: Pell City Tiger on March 24, 2011, 05:25:08 PM
This is Juan....and that is my other brother Juan.  Who is that? Is his name Juan as well?  No, senior that is Jesus.
Marines .... if you've seen Juan you've seen Amal.
Title: Re: Even illegal aliens
Post by: GarMan on March 24, 2011, 05:38:08 PM
USMC…Perez company!

That's Beaner Company!  Cabrone!!!