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Title: Buried al.com gems
Post by: Kaos on March 10, 2011, 02:11:27 PM
These never seem to make the front page rotation:

http://www.al.com/sports/index.ssf/2011/03/radio_host_scott_moore_off_the.html
Title: Re: Buried al.com gems
Post by: Tiger Six on March 10, 2011, 02:17:33 PM
Here's another:

Keith Coach Tommy Tisdale watches a referee's call in a semi-final of the boys class 1A prep basketball state tournament at the Birmingham Jefferson Convention Complex Monday March 1, 2011 in Birmingham , Ala.

Title: Re: Buried al.com gems
Post by: Tiger Six on March 10, 2011, 02:18:14 PM
That frickin' ref has some guns!
Title: Re: Buried al.com gems
Post by: Saniflush on March 10, 2011, 02:19:42 PM
That frickin' ref has some guns!

looks like he is about to call you a cracka.
Title: Re: Buried al.com gems
Post by: chinook on March 10, 2011, 02:21:00 PM
That frickin' ref has some guns!

Looks as if the ref's pinky has been severed at that angle. 
Title: Re: Buried al.com gems
Post by: JR4AU on March 10, 2011, 02:22:01 PM
I think the Newton's could sue Moore successfully, though he's judgement proof.  He got cut loose because he flat fabricated a story.  Had he had ANYTHING credible you can bet the radio statio would have backed him and cashed in.
Title: Re: Buried al.com gems
Post by: Tiger Wench on March 10, 2011, 02:22:15 PM
That frickin' ref has some guns!

Hard to tell with the glare from the top of his head.  Hopefully he has a big dick as compensation.

(Emily Post says one should always temper a criticism with a corresponding compliment... takes the sting out...)

Title: Re: Buried al.com gems
Post by: Tiger Six on March 10, 2011, 02:22:45 PM
looks like he is about to call you a cracka.
He would have been watching the game from the locker room monitor if he had...
Title: Re: Buried al.com gems
Post by: Tiger Wench on March 10, 2011, 02:23:01 PM
Looks as if the ref's pinky has been severed at that angle.

Speaking of severed, good thing he doesn't have to make calls with his toes...
Title: Re: Buried al.com gems
Post by: Tiger Wench on March 10, 2011, 02:23:33 PM
He would have been watching the game from the locker room monitor if he had...

oooo... respect my authoritah!

That's HOT.
Title: Re: Buried al.com gems
Post by: AUTiger1 on March 10, 2011, 02:24:20 PM
Is that ref going bald?

I bet he has a really high post count though.
Title: Re: Buried al.com gems
Post by: Saniflush on March 10, 2011, 02:25:04 PM
He would have been watching the game from the locker room monitor if he had...

What do you have against us people?
Title: Re: Buried al.com gems
Post by: Tiger Six on March 10, 2011, 02:25:42 PM
Looks as if the ref's pinky has been severed at that angle.
That is the end of my thumb.  I am reporting a foul on a player with a 4 in his number.
Title: Re: Buried al.com gems
Post by: Tiger Six on March 10, 2011, 02:26:27 PM
Hard to tell with the glare from the top of his head.  Hopefully he has a big tool as compensation.

(Emily Post says one should always temper a criticism with a corresponding compliment... takes the sting out...)
Thank you, thank you for noticing...
Title: Re: Buried al.com gems
Post by: Tiger Six on March 10, 2011, 02:28:10 PM
What do you have against us people?

Actually, he could have called me a crack-a, just not a crack-er...
Title: Re: Buried al.com gems
Post by: Tiger Six on March 10, 2011, 02:28:52 PM
oooo... respect my authoritah!

That's HOT.
I could make that persona of you in your avatar obey my commands.
Title: Re: Buried al.com gems
Post by: Tiger Six on March 10, 2011, 02:29:42 PM
Now that I have completely destroyed this thread...

Yes, I am an attention whore...
Title: Re: Buried al.com gems
Post by: Saniflush on March 10, 2011, 02:31:38 PM
Now that I have completely destroyed this thread...

Yes, I am an attention whore...

So all it took to get you back to posting was to adjust your post count higher.
Good to know.
Title: Re: Buried al.com gems
Post by: chinook on March 10, 2011, 02:34:04 PM
That is the end of my thumb.  I am reporting a foul on a player with a 4 in his number.

now that i've blown up the picture...i see the 4 fingers.  your middle one blended with the others.  plus...note my fail at humor too knowing your history with teh snapper.

the girlz must really like your thumb.

Title: Re: Buried al.com gems
Post by: Tiger Six on March 10, 2011, 02:35:47 PM
So all it took to get you back to posting was to adjust your post count higher.
Good to know.

Who do you think has been resetting it back to zero lately?

Actually, all it took was an I don't give a frick attitude about work the last few days.
Title: Re: Buried al.com gems
Post by: Saniflush on March 10, 2011, 02:36:24 PM
now that i've blown up the picture...i see the 4 fingers.  your middle one blended with the others.  plus...note my fail at humor too knowing your history with teh snapper.

the girlz must really like your thumb.

I hear it's the largest appendage he has.
Title: Re: Buried al.com gems
Post by: Tiger Six on March 10, 2011, 02:39:44 PM
I hear it's the largest appendage he has.

Did you flunk anatomy?  Oh, wait, Tiffany (or whatever your 17 year old girlfriend's name is) told me you couldn't find her clitoris with a 1:25,000 scale map, lensatic campass and protractor.

Appendages are arms and legs.

Fingers and toes are digits.

My dick has its own zip code.
Title: Re: Buried al.com gems
Post by: The Prowler on March 10, 2011, 02:42:35 PM
These never seem to make the front page rotation:

http://www.al.com/sports/index.ssf/2011/03/radio_host_scott_moore_off_the.html
I do like the picture that al.com decided to use of Cam holding up his arms in celebration, while being carried on the Offensive Line's shoulders.
Title: Re: Buried al.com gems
Post by: Saniflush on March 10, 2011, 02:44:08 PM
You are correct sir.  You dick does not qualify as an appendage. 
You usually only hear people describe their belly button as an "innie".
Title: Re: Buried al.com gems
Post by: Snaggletiger on March 10, 2011, 03:03:04 PM
I bleieve this situation calls for proper emoticon usage.

 :popcorn:
Title: Re: Buried al.com gems
Post by: Buzz Killington on March 10, 2011, 03:05:16 PM
Did you flunk anatomy?  Oh, wait, Tiffany (or whatever your 17 year old girlfriend's name is) told me you couldn't find her clitoris with a 1:25,000 scale map, lensatic campass and protractor.

Appendages are arms and legs.

Fingers and toes are digits.

My dick has its own zip code.

9021Oh no, where did it go!
Title: Re: Buried al.com gems
Post by: AWK on March 10, 2011, 06:36:27 PM
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Title: Re: Buried al.com gems
Post by: AWK on March 10, 2011, 06:37:47 PM
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Title: Re: Buried al.com gems
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Title: Re: Buried al.com gems
Post by: AWK on March 10, 2011, 06:46:16 PM
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Title: Re: Buried al.com gems
Post by: AWK on March 10, 2011, 06:47:27 PM
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Title: Re: Buried al.com gems
Post by: AWK on March 10, 2011, 06:52:28 PM
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Title: Re: Buried al.com gems
Post by: djsimp on March 10, 2011, 07:27:04 PM
Don't stop now T, you're on a roll.
Title: Re: Buried al.com gems
Post by: AUTiger1 on March 10, 2011, 11:17:32 PM
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Title: Re: Buried al.com gems
Post by: AWK on March 11, 2011, 12:02:38 AM
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Title: Re: Buried al.com gems
Post by: AWK on March 11, 2011, 12:05:46 AM
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Title: Re: Buried al.com gems
Post by: AWK on March 11, 2011, 12:23:33 AM
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