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Pat Dye Field => War Damn Eagle => Topic started by: Kaos on March 07, 2011, 10:52:14 AM

Title: Dax sighting...
Post by: Kaos on March 07, 2011, 10:52:14 AM
http://auburn.247sports.com/Article/Phillips-blog-Temporary-ailment-17468

Of course it -- as apparently always with certain segments of Auburn fans -- devolved into a "Tuberville was a lazy duck hunting BBQ eater" in the comments. 

There are times I really don't like some of our people.  They act just like the arrogant, entitled Alabama fans we so claim to hate.
Title: Re: Dax sighting...
Post by: GH2001 on March 07, 2011, 11:45:55 AM
http://auburn.247sports.com/Article/Phillips-blog-Temporary-ailment-17468

Of course it -- as apparently always with certain segments of Auburn fans -- devolved into a "Tuberville was a lazy duck hunting BBQ eater" in the comments. 

There are times I really don't like some of our people.  They act just like the arrogant, entitled Alabama fans we so claim to hate.

Well, he was a lazy duck hunting bbq eating big eared piece of bat feces......so what's your point?
Title: Re: Dax sighting...
Post by: djsimp on March 07, 2011, 11:52:31 AM
 :popcorn:
Title: Re: Dax sighting...
Post by: CCTAU on March 08, 2011, 04:03:54 PM
I thought he always went hunting during the dead period.
Title: Re: Dax sighting...
Post by: Snaggletiger on March 08, 2011, 04:08:46 PM
I thought he always went hunting during the dead period.

No no....CTT and Nall hunted the entire week of the Iron Bowl...out of season...without licenses...on Federal land...and no permits...over baited fields...in the dark using spotlights....while texting Jimmy Sexton to put out the word on offers from Arkansas. 

Clearly they didn't have Auburn's best interests at heart. Bahstahd.
Title: Re: Dax sighting...
Post by: AU_Tiger_2000 on March 08, 2011, 04:12:02 PM
No no....CTT and Nall hunted the entire week of the Iron Bowl...out of season...without licenses...on Federal land...and no permits...over baited fields...in the dark using spotlights....while texting Jimmy Sexton to put out the word on offers from Arkansas. 

Clearly they didn't have Auburn's best interests at heart. Bahstahd.

I heard they used lead shot for waterfowl.  Not only were they trying to destroy Auburn, they were trying to poison our water supply.
Title: Re: Dax sighting...
Post by: Tiger Wench on March 08, 2011, 04:15:06 PM
I heard they used lead shot for waterfowl.  Not only were they trying to destroy Auburn, they were trying to poison our water supply.
Don't forget they only aimed at endangered species too.
Title: Re: Dax sighting...
Post by: Snaggletiger on March 08, 2011, 04:15:26 PM
I heard they used lead shot for waterfowl.  Not only were they trying to destroy Auburn, they were trying to poison our water supply.

That's unconfirmed at this time; however, a source close to the situation...who spoke on the condition of anonymitymitynomonimity...or something...thinks the poisoned water thing is true.  Curse you Tommy...curse you.
Title: Re: Dax sighting...
Post by: GH2001 on March 09, 2011, 09:43:31 AM
That's unconfirmed at this time; however, a source close to the situation...who spoke on the condition of anonymitymitynomonimity...or something...thinks the poisoned water thing is true.  Curse you Tommy...curse you.
I chortled.

Unnamed source snaggle. That's the correct lingo.

Title: Re: Dax sighting...
Post by: AUJarhead on March 09, 2011, 09:53:56 AM
That's unconfirmed at this time; however, a source close to the situation...who spoke on the condition of anonymitymitynomonimity...or something...thinks the poisoned water thing is true.  Curse you Tommy...curse you.

I heard they financed the whole expedition with their winnings from the slot machines.
Title: Re: Dax sighting...
Post by: Snaggletiger on March 09, 2011, 09:56:31 AM
I heard they financed the whole expedition with their winnings from the slot machines.

It's all on the tapes.  Wait and see.
Title: Re: Dax sighting...
Post by: djsimp on March 09, 2011, 10:05:22 AM
It's all on the tapes.  Wait and see.

sccssshhhhh..hhhssssss...POP...sccssshhhhh...SCREACH...Tommy..scsshh..you bastard..scsshhh...POP...scsshh...contaminated the water...scccsssshhhhh...hhhsssss...

Something like that?
Title: Re: Dax sighting...
Post by: Snaggletiger on March 09, 2011, 10:13:35 AM
sccssshhhhh..hhhssssss...POP...sccssshhhhh...SCREACH...Tommy..scsshh..you bastard..scsshhh...POP...scsshh...contaminated the water...scccsssshhhhh...hhhsssss...

Something like that?

You heard them too?
Title: Re: Dax sighting...
Post by: AUJarhead on March 09, 2011, 10:14:47 AM
You heard them too?

Those can't be the real ones, since "job" and "Arkansas" were never mentioned.
Title: Re: Dax sighting...
Post by: djsimp on March 09, 2011, 10:33:36 AM
You heard them too?

Yeah, Fred Talley sent me a copy in the mail. I was gonna play them at "Freaks in Free" at the Comedy Club next Tuesday but since I'll be co-hosting a talk radio show in Bumfucked two weeks from now I'll just wait to play for the public.
Title: Re: Dax sighting...
Post by: GH2001 on March 09, 2011, 01:09:59 PM
I like the direction of this thread.