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The Library => Haley Center Basement => Topic started by: wesfau on April 01, 2008, 03:29:22 PM
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Yes, it is whitebread and uptight. It is also, however, home to more fine fucking soccer moms per capita than any other place in the southeast. These women have nothing to do but jog, shop, and fuck the pool boy.
Mercy.
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That's funny, I've been pondering switching careers and becoming a pool boy. You just helped me make up my mind.
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That's funny, I've been pondering switching careers and becoming a pool boy. You just helped me make up my mind.
Shit, man, I'm way ahead of you. I just cut the legs off my best jeans, bought some deck shoes, and started working on a passable accent.
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You see mam, to get the pool really clean, you have to use the long shaft and push hard. You can be gentle in this area but when you get to the deep end, I use a very long pole to make sure I reach those places that haven't been touched n a while.
Well, let me take off my shirt and get to work.
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You see mam, to get the pool really clean, you have to use the long shaft and push hard. You can be gentle in this area but when you get to the deep end, I use a very long pole to make sure I reach those places that haven't been touched n a while.
Well, let me take off my shirt and get to work.
Never underestimate the power of suggestive language. Someone has obviously been putting it to good use on AWK: they've got him convinced that beer drinking is to be deprioritized for work and school. Nefarious plan, that.
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Wes...I've noticed this... Good googly moogly there's some talent around here. :thumbsup:
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Wes...I've noticed this... Good googly moogly there's some talent around here. :thumbsup:
I hear that you'll be attending a top secret meeting of the Illuminati this afternoon. Remember to bring two black shirts, two pairs of black trousers, one pair of black boots, two pairs of black socks, one black coat and $300 personal burial money.
Godspeed, space monkey.
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I hear that you'll be attending a top secret meeting of the Illuminati this afternoon. Remember to bring two black shirts, two pairs of black trousers, one pair of black boots, two pairs of black socks, one black coat and $300 personal burial money.
Godspeed, space monkey.
Quiet! Don't blow it b'damnit!
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Quiet! Don't blow it b'damnit!
It's ok, you wouldn't make it anyway. You're too.......blonde!
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It's ok, you wouldn't make it anyway. You're too.......blonde!
...umm...blonde...or..errrr....bald...
:silence:
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...umm...blonde...or..errrr....bald...
:silence:
Never saw that movie, huh?
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Never saw that movie, huh?
HAHAHAHA.... I know it's from one, I just can't remember it....
...damnit.....
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HAHAHAHA.... I know it's from one, I just can't remember it....
...damnit.....
Here's another great quote from the same film:
Sticking feathers in your ass does not make you a chicken.
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Fight Club... shit... :vn:
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Yes, it is whitebread and uptight. It is also, however, home to more fine fucking soccer moms per capita than any other place in the southeast. These women have nothing to do but jog, shop, and fuck the pool boy.
Mercy.
Per capita? Maybe that But for sheer numbers, there's East Cobb....
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Damn.
Believe it or not, I was actually a pool boy for 5 summers in East Cobb during high school and college. (Well, actually all over north Atlanta, but primarily East Cobb.)
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Per capita? Maybe that But for sheer numbers, there's East Cobb....
Fuck East Cobb...
Just sayin...
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Per capita? Maybe that But for sheer numbers, there's East Cobb....
Yeah, that's why I said "per capita".
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Fuck East Cobb...
Just sayin...
How about just its female population?
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How about just its female population?
Granted.
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Per capita? Maybe that But for sheer numbers, there's East Cobb....
East Cobb has it's share, but I think West Cobb is the winner. My neighborhood is the true Silicone Valley. I have nevar seen so many 40 year old wimmens with perfect titays.
I'm not talking about stripper tits. I mean 19-year-old-just-finnished-popping-them-straight-out breasts.
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Yes, it is whitebread and uptight. It is also, however, home to more fine fucking soccer moms per capita than any other place in the southeast. These women have nothing to do but jog, shop, and fuck the pool boy.
Mercy.
Soccer is for pussy kids and pussy parents who can't handle a real sport.
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East Cobb has it's share, but I think West Cobb is the winner. My neighborhood is the true Silicone Valley. I have nevar seen so many 40 year old wimmens with perfect titays.
I'm not talking about stripper tits. I mean 19-year-old-just-finnished-popping-them-straight-out breasts.
I have to agree with you on that one LT...at least on your side of the tracks anyway...
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I've been to both and Mt. Brook talent kicks ATL talent in the tailpipe.
I had to take my car in to get serviced and cleaned, and damn if there wasn't some NIIIIIIICE scenery hanging out waiting for their BMW's, Mercedes' and Cadillacs.... :vn:
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I've been to both and Mt. Brook talent kicks ATL talent in the tailpipe.
I had to take my car in to get serviced and cleaned, and damn if there wasn't some NIIIIIIICE scenery hanging out waiting for their BMW's, Mercedes' and Cadillacs.... :vn:
Dude, you basically just got divorced. Anything with two legs and a heartbeat looks good to you right now!
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I've been to both and Mt. Brook talent kicks ATL talent in the tailpipe.
I had to take my car in to get serviced and cleaned, and damn if there wasn't some NIIIIIIICE scenery hanging out waiting for their BMW's, Mercedes' and Cadillacs.... :vn:
I am no lover of Atlanta in general but I'm gonna have to call bullshit. I have run whores in both places (post Reagan era) and the ATL for all it's problems whips the Ham's ass in this regard.
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Dude, you basically just got divorced. Anything with two legs and a heartbeat looks good to you right now!
I can still see the obvious. :tits: