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Title: Mountain Brook
Post by: wesfau on April 01, 2008, 03:29:22 PM
Yes, it is whitebread and uptight.  It is also, however, home to more fine fucking soccer moms per capita than any other place in the southeast.  These women have nothing to do but jog, shop, and fuck the pool boy.

Mercy.
Title: Re: Mountain Brook
Post by: Ogre on April 01, 2008, 03:30:26 PM
That's funny, I've been pondering switching careers and becoming a pool boy.  You just helped me make up my mind.
Title: Re: Mountain Brook
Post by: wesfau on April 01, 2008, 03:32:33 PM
That's funny, I've been pondering switching careers and becoming a pool boy.  You just helped me make up my mind.

Shit, man, I'm way ahead of you.  I just cut the legs off my best jeans, bought some deck shoes, and started working on a passable accent.
Title: Re: Mountain Brook
Post by: Snaggletiger on April 01, 2008, 03:36:59 PM
You see mam, to get the pool really clean, you have to use the long shaft and push hard.  You can be gentle in this area but when you get to the deep end, I use a very long pole to make sure I reach those places that haven't been touched n a while.

Well, let me take off my shirt and get to work.
Title: Re: Mountain Brook
Post by: wesfau on April 01, 2008, 03:40:37 PM
You see mam, to get the pool really clean, you have to use the long shaft and push hard.  You can be gentle in this area but when you get to the deep end, I use a very long pole to make sure I reach those places that haven't been touched n a while.

Well, let me take off my shirt and get to work.

Never underestimate the power of suggestive language.  Someone has obviously been putting it to good use on AWK: they've got him convinced that beer drinking is to be deprioritized for work and school.  Nefarious plan, that.
Title: Re: Mountain Brook
Post by: AuburnChopper 3.0 on April 01, 2008, 04:17:57 PM
Wes...I've noticed this...  Good googly moogly there's some talent around here.   :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Mountain Brook
Post by: wesfau on April 01, 2008, 04:21:24 PM
Wes...I've noticed this...  Good googly moogly there's some talent around here.   :thumbsup:

I hear that you'll be attending a top secret meeting of the Illuminati this afternoon.  Remember to bring two black shirts, two pairs of black trousers, one pair of black boots, two pairs of black socks, one black coat and $300 personal burial money.

Godspeed, space monkey.
Title: Re: Mountain Brook
Post by: AuburnChopper 3.0 on April 01, 2008, 04:22:39 PM
I hear that you'll be attending a top secret meeting of the Illuminati this afternoon.  Remember to bring two black shirts, two pairs of black trousers, one pair of black boots, two pairs of black socks, one black coat and $300 personal burial money.

Godspeed, space monkey.

Quiet! Don't blow it b'damnit!
Title: Re: Mountain Brook
Post by: wesfau on April 01, 2008, 04:23:38 PM
Quiet! Don't blow it b'damnit!

It's ok, you wouldn't make it anyway.  You're too.......blonde!
Title: Re: Mountain Brook
Post by: AuburnChopper 3.0 on April 01, 2008, 04:29:58 PM
It's ok, you wouldn't make it anyway.  You're too.......blonde!

...umm...blonde...or..errrr....bald...

 :silence:
Title: Re: Mountain Brook
Post by: wesfau on April 01, 2008, 04:31:59 PM
...umm...blonde...or..errrr....bald...

 :silence:

Never saw that movie, huh?
Title: Re: Mountain Brook
Post by: AuburnChopper 3.0 on April 01, 2008, 04:32:36 PM
Never saw that movie, huh?

HAHAHAHA.... I know it's from one, I just can't remember it....   




...damnit.....
Title: Re: Mountain Brook
Post by: wesfau on April 01, 2008, 04:37:56 PM
HAHAHAHA.... I know it's from one, I just can't remember it....   




...damnit.....

Here's another great quote from the same film:

Sticking feathers in your ass does not make you a chicken.
Title: Re: Mountain Brook
Post by: AuburnChopper 3.0 on April 01, 2008, 05:02:34 PM
Fight Club...  shit... :vn:
Title: Re: Mountain Brook
Post by: DnATL on April 01, 2008, 08:49:31 PM
Yes, it is whitebread and uptight.  It is also, however, home to more fine fucking soccer moms per capita than any other place in the southeast.  These women have nothing to do but jog, shop, and fuck the pool boy.

Mercy.
Per capita?  Maybe that  But for sheer numbers, there's East Cobb....
Title: Re: Mountain Brook
Post by: Aubie16 on April 01, 2008, 10:14:53 PM
Damn.

Believe it or not, I was actually a pool boy for 5 summers in East Cobb during high school and college. (Well, actually all over north Atlanta, but primarily East Cobb.)
Title: Re: Mountain Brook
Post by: AuburnChopper 3.0 on April 02, 2008, 01:45:30 AM
Per capita?  Maybe that  But for sheer numbers, there's East Cobb....

Fuck East Cobb...

Just sayin...
Title: Re: Mountain Brook
Post by: wesfau on April 02, 2008, 10:25:02 AM
Per capita?  Maybe that  But for sheer numbers, there's East Cobb....

Yeah, that's why I said "per capita".
Title: Re: Mountain Brook
Post by: AUChizad on April 02, 2008, 10:40:09 AM
Fuck East Cobb...

Just sayin...
How about just its female population?
Title: Re: Mountain Brook
Post by: AuburnChopper 3.0 on April 02, 2008, 10:56:11 AM
How about just its female population?

Granted.
Title: Re: Mountain Brook
Post by: Lurking Tiger on April 02, 2008, 11:23:37 AM
Per capita?  Maybe that  But for sheer numbers, there's East Cobb....

East Cobb has it's share, but I think West Cobb is the winner. My neighborhood is the true Silicone Valley. I have nevar seen so many 40 year old wimmens with perfect titays.

I'm not talking about stripper tits. I mean 19-year-old-just-finnished-popping-them-straight-out breasts.
Title: Re: Mountain Brook
Post by: AUTailgatingRules on April 02, 2008, 03:12:31 PM
Yes, it is whitebread and uptight.  It is also, however, home to more fine fucking soccer moms per capita than any other place in the southeast.  These women have nothing to do but jog, shop, and fuck the pool boy.

Mercy.

Soccer is for pussy kids and pussy parents who can't handle a real sport.
Title: Re: Mountain Brook
Post by: Tarheel on April 02, 2008, 03:18:49 PM
East Cobb has it's share, but I think West Cobb is the winner. My neighborhood is the true Silicone Valley. I have nevar seen so many 40 year old wimmens with perfect titays.

I'm not talking about stripper tits. I mean 19-year-old-just-finnished-popping-them-straight-out breasts.


I have to agree with you on that one LT...at least on your side of the tracks anyway...
Title: Re: Mountain Brook
Post by: AuburnChopper 3.0 on April 02, 2008, 03:32:07 PM
I've been to both and Mt. Brook talent kicks ATL talent in the tailpipe.

I had to take my car in to get serviced and cleaned, and damn if there wasn't some NIIIIIIICE scenery hanging out waiting for their BMW's, Mercedes' and Cadillacs.... :vn:
Title: Re: Mountain Brook
Post by: AUTailgatingRules on April 02, 2008, 03:35:50 PM
I've been to both and Mt. Brook talent kicks ATL talent in the tailpipe.

I had to take my car in to get serviced and cleaned, and damn if there wasn't some NIIIIIIICE scenery hanging out waiting for their BMW's, Mercedes' and Cadillacs.... :vn:

Dude, you basically just got divorced.  Anything with two legs and a heartbeat looks good to you right now!
Title: Re: Mountain Brook
Post by: Saniflush on April 02, 2008, 03:36:17 PM
I've been to both and Mt. Brook talent kicks ATL talent in the tailpipe.

I had to take my car in to get serviced and cleaned, and damn if there wasn't some NIIIIIIICE scenery hanging out waiting for their BMW's, Mercedes' and Cadillacs.... :vn:

I am no lover of Atlanta in general but I'm gonna have to call bullshit.  I have run whores in both places (post Reagan era)  and the ATL for all it's problems whips the Ham's ass in this regard.
Title: Re: Mountain Brook
Post by: AuburnChopper 3.0 on April 02, 2008, 03:39:57 PM
Dude, you basically just got divorced.  Anything with two legs and a heartbeat looks good to you right now!

I can still see the obvious.  :tits: