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Title: New Army unit
Post by: Saniflush on February 23, 2011, 12:48:55 PM

NEW ARMY UNIT FORMED

 
Details Of Obama Openly Gay Military Released

WASHINGTON (SR) - President Barack Obama has directed the Pentagon to replace the "don't ask, don't tell" policy with one that will allow openly gay men and women to serve in the military.   Defense Secretary Robert Gates and the chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff, Admiral Mike Mullen, will present details of the plan to U.S. lawmakers next Tuesday.

According to sources inside the Pentagon, changes to be implemented include adding choreography to marching regimens, equipping all dorms with double-wide bunks, new fitted uniforms in seasonal color palettes, the installation of hot tubs, and more.

In a potentially controversial move, the Pentagon will announce the formation of a new all-gay, all male company named the "Fighting 69th Sodomites."  Sources credit the creation of the 69th to House member Barney Frank, who has reportedly been working "very, very closely" with gay Pentagon officials.

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Title: Re: New Army unit
Post by: Snaggletiger on February 23, 2011, 01:00:41 PM

Now I'm just gonna' tell ya'...that ain't right.  Funny...but it ain't right.

Title: Re: New Army unit
Post by: djsimp on February 23, 2011, 01:57:52 PM

I wonder if the Army will start making Speedo's and G-String underwear a part of standard issue. Also, I wonder if their BDU's will button in the front or the back.

Title: Re: New Army unit
Post by: GarMan on February 23, 2011, 03:18:20 PM

If you guys keep that up, there are a couple of Swashbuckling Advocates (aka: Chad and Taylor) will get all up in your schit, and they love playing in teh shit...  You guys are a bunch of mean-spirited homophobes, making fun of queers and faggots who want to join the military.  You guys need to leave those cock-suckers alone! 

Title: Re: New Army unit
Post by: AU_Tiger_2000 on February 23, 2011, 03:25:29 PM

Quote from: GarMan on February 23, 2011, 03:18:20 PM

If you guys keep that up, there are a couple of Swashbuckling Advocates (aka: Chad and Taylor) will get all up in your schit, and they love playing in teh poop...  You guys are a bunch of mean-spirited homophobes, making fun of queers and faggots who want to join the military.  You guys need to leave those cock-suckers alone!

You will find no racism or bigotry in his corps!

Title: Re: New Army unit
Post by: GarMan on February 23, 2011, 03:30:30 PM

Quote from: AU_Tiger_2000 on February 23, 2011, 03:25:29 PM

You will find no racism or bigotry in his corps! 

That's right.  It won't be tolerated... at all!  Making fun of sissy-boys is unacceptable.  Military service is a basic human right.  (Or, was that universal healthcare?)

Title: Re: New Army unit
Post by: Ranger12 on February 23, 2011, 06:32:27 PM

Leave the queers in the military alone. You should be flattered if a fudge packer wants to check out your ass in the showers or foxhole. They have never done anything to you, despite the fact they want to do you.

Title: Re: New Army unit
Post by: djsimp on February 23, 2011, 06:52:25 PM

Don't drop the soap.