Tigers X - Number one Source to Talk Auburn Tigers Sports

Pat Dye Field => War Damn Eagle => Topic started by: AUChizad on February 17, 2011, 08:02:32 PM

Title: I will stab the first cousin-fucker I see in this shirt
Post by: AUChizad on February 17, 2011, 08:02:32 PM
http://www.zazzle.com/free_harvey_updyke_tshirt-235358508343555432
Title: Re: I will stab the first cousin-fucker I see in this shirt
Post by: War Eagle!!! on February 17, 2011, 08:08:33 PM
I don't see a shirt...
Title: Re: I will stab the first cousin-fucker I see in this shirt
Post by: AWK on February 17, 2011, 08:09:19 PM
http://www.rollbamaroll.com/2011/2/16/1997804/toomers-corner-oak-trees-poisoned
Um, that's an article about what happened...no shirt anywhere to be seen.
Title: Re: I will stab the first cousin-fucker I see in this shirt
Post by: Jumbo on February 17, 2011, 08:10:29 PM
No shirt, No shoes, No Service.
Title: Re: I will stab the first cousin-fucker I see in this shirt
Post by: AUChizad on February 17, 2011, 08:14:07 PM
Posting from your phone in the checkout line, she is a motherfucker.

Link fixed.
Title: Re: I will stab the first cousin-fucker I see in this shirt
Post by: The Prowler on February 17, 2011, 08:14:34 PM
(http://rlv.zcache.com/free_harvey_updyke_tshirt-p235358508343555432y7wi_400.jpg)
Title: Re: I will stab the first cousin-fucker I see in this shirt
Post by: Snaggletiger on February 17, 2011, 11:35:31 PM
I too shall stab
Title: Re: I will stab the first cousin-fucker I see in this shirt
Post by: wreckingball on February 17, 2011, 11:58:01 PM
I too shall stab

et ego
Title: Re: I will stab the first cousin-fucker I see in this shirt
Post by: djsimp on February 18, 2011, 12:07:17 AM
I personally think beating the said person with a piece of lumber would be more appropriate, and mo fun.
Title: Re: I will stab the first cousin-fucker I see in this shirt
Post by: CCTAU on February 18, 2011, 09:05:05 AM
I personally think beating the said person with a piece of lumber would be more appropriate, and mo fun.

Yellowwood?
Title: Re: I will stab the first cousin-fucker I see in this shirt
Post by: djsimp on February 18, 2011, 09:10:18 AM
Yellowwood?

Hellz yeah!

(http://www.code-x.ws/images/superstars/hacksaw_jim_duggan.gif)
Title: Re: I will stab the first cousin-fucker I see in this shirt
Post by: Buzz Killington on February 18, 2011, 09:21:54 AM
Yellowwood?

As I was reigning blows across his head I asked him "Do you see the little yellow tag?  Well, then believe me...you don't want it."
Title: Re: I will stab the first cousin-fucker I see in this shirt
Post by: AUChizad on February 18, 2011, 10:39:07 AM
A bammer I work with is the kind that most people would look at and say "Surely, he's the classy type." He doesn't look like Harvey Updyke. He looks like Greg McElroy after the Iron Bowl when he was wearing a fucking smoking jacket and mock turtle-neck. Like the bad guy from an 80's movie like Ski School or Revenge of the Nerds.

I was walking behind him in the stairwell from the 4th to the 2nd floor today. He pulled up the image of this shirt from his phone that one of his buddies had obviously texted or emailed to him. He chuckled, and in that douchey aristocratic smug snarl, grumbled "That is hilaaaarious."

It took all of my bodily restraint not to kick him in the back of the head down the stairwell.

Fuck every bammer on earth today. You're all scum.
Title: Re: I will stab the first cousin-fucker I see in this shirt
Post by: GH2001 on February 18, 2011, 10:53:19 AM
Quote

It took all of my bodily restraint not to kick him in the back of the head down the stairwell.

Fuck every bammer on earth today. You're all scum.



Fucking THIS

All that needs to be said.
Title: Re: I will stab the first cousin-fucker I see in this shirt
Post by: Kaos on February 18, 2011, 02:00:31 PM
I'm low class and petty. 

Was at Target.  Saw a giant bama magnet on a car.  It's on the ground now with spit all over it.  Ooops. 
Title: Re: I will stab the first cousin-fucker I see in this shirt
Post by: Snaggletiger on February 18, 2011, 02:28:53 PM
A bammer I work with is the kind that most people would look at and say "Surely, he's the classy type." He doesn't look like Harvey Updyke. He looks like Greg McElroy after the Iron Bowl when he was wearing a fucking smoking jacket and mock turtle-neck. Like the bad guy from an 80's movie like Ski School or Revenge of the Nerds.

I was walking behind him in the stairwell from the 4th to the 2nd floor today. He pulled up the image of this shirt from his phone that one of his buddies had obviously texted or emailed to him. He chuckled, and in that douchey aristocratic smug snarl, grumbled "That is hilaaaarious."

It took all of my bodily restraint not to kick him in the back of the head down the stairwell.

Fuck every bammer on earth today. You're all scum.

Was it this guy?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ephdPuu27yg
Title: Re: I will stab the first cousin-fucker I see in this shirt
Post by: Saniflush on February 18, 2011, 02:50:12 PM
I'm low class and petty. 

Was at Target.  Saw a giant bama magnet on a car.  It's on the ground now with spit all over it.  Ooops.

Is this an admission of guilt?
Title: Re: I will stab the first cousin-fucker I see in this shirt
Post by: Snaggletiger on February 18, 2011, 02:55:41 PM
Is this an admission of guilt?

Only if he calls in to Pawl Finebaum and says so.  War Damn Eagle
Title: Re: I will stab the first cousin-fucker I see in this shirt
Post by: AWK on February 18, 2011, 08:41:14 PM
Only if he calls in to Pawl Finebaum and says so.  War Damn Eagle
: Gasp :
Title: Re: I will stab the first cousin-fucker I see in this shirt
Post by: Kaos on February 20, 2011, 01:22:59 AM
Is this an admission of guilt?

No.  It's a confession of wishful thinking.  Target has video cameras all over the parking lot.