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Pat Dye Field => War Damn Eagle => Topic started by: Saniflush on February 17, 2011, 09:56:13 AM
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Supposedly this dude.
Enjoy.
http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1239559868
Overall online profile name "bamabacker13"
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Please to be posting pic. We are blocked from teh bookface here. Plus, there's supposed to be a press conference from AU at either 10:00 or 10:30. Radio dude I just listened to wasn't sure of the time.
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http://www.waff.com/global/story.asp?s=14048901 (http://www.waff.com/global/story.asp?s=14048901)
If it's the same guy
(http://profile.ak.fbcdn.net/hprofile-ak-snc4/41520_1239559868_1592360_n.jpg)
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Damn he's only 62.
His life is over. He may not face much jail time, but he's going to spend the rest of his years in misery unless he bolts for a different state.
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He has a friend named Bear Updyke
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Almorn??? WTF is an Almorn???
Wonder how he's enjoying the inside of a Lee County Jail. AND, if he's put in with other inmates who just happen to have been told just why he's in there....
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unless he bolts for a different state.
I think this goes beyond state lines? It was my understanding that this actually a Federal offense.
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Name:
Harvey A Updyke
Age:
62
Date of Birth:
10/9/1948
Phone Number:
N/A
Most Recent Address:
259 Silver Hill Rd, Dadeville, AL 36853-4656
Email:
Found!
Criminal Records:
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http://wareagleextra.blogspot.com/2011/02/arrest-made-in-toomers-oak-poisonings.html (http://wareagleextra.blogspot.com/2011/02/arrest-made-in-toomers-oak-poisonings.html)
Arrest made in Toomer's Oak poisonings
The Auburn police have made an arrest in the Toomer's Corner oak tree poisonings.
Harvey Almom Updyke, 62, of Silver Hill Road in Dadeville, Ala., was arrested and booked into the Lee County Justice Center early this morning, according to sheriff Jay Jones.
He is being held on $50,000 bond and has been charged with one felony count of criminal mischief. Updyke faces 1 to 10 years in prison if convicted.
Read the full Toomer's Corner story by the Ledger-Enquirer's Tim Chitwood here.
Posted by Andy Bitter at 9:32 AM
Read more: http://wareagleextra.blogspot.com/2011/02/arrest-made-in-toomers-oak-poisonings.html#ixzz1EEORs8t6
(http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-ggxiDHXIY9U/TV1ARjnWI2I/AAAAAAAAEnI/NElOKWWUBfw/s1600/2.17p%2Bupdyke.jpg)
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Yep...about what I expected. Typical sidewalk, pathetic bammer.
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http://wareagleextra.blogspot.com/2011/02/arrest-made-in-toomers-oak-poisonings.html (http://wareagleextra.blogspot.com/2011/02/arrest-made-in-toomers-oak-poisonings.html)
(http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-ggxiDHXIY9U/TV1ARjnWI2I/AAAAAAAAEnI/NElOKWWUBfw/s1600/2.17p%2Bupdyke.jpg)
Almorn doesn't look happy
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From his FB page
Has worked at Retired Texas State Trooper
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(http://s3.amazonaws.com/twitpic/photos/full/243142439.jpg?AWSAccessKeyId=0ZRYP5X5F6FSMBCCSE82&Expires=1297960339&Signature=ulH%2BIIWeiJbssnf3PbZ%2B0VHh5%2Fo%3D)
Al from Dadeville sporting the always prestigious Calvin pissing on Auburn shirt
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He has Les Miles Hat-a-tosis
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I didn't know Philip Seymour Hoffman was a bama fan.
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I hope that piece of shit gets anal tears from all the ass raping's.
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I hope that piece of shit gets anal tears from all the ass raping's.
I am thinking permanent colostomy bag because his rectum will be shredded.
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I am thinking permanent colostomy bag because his rectum will be shredded.
Rectum?
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I knew that stupid fucker used his real name, he goes by Al. He's going to be frowning a whole hell of a lot more very soon.
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Rectum?
Damn near killed him.
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Here's his house.
http://yfrog.com/h6m8ljnj
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http://sports.espn.go.com/ncaa/news/story?id=6131518
Check out the video...sad and awesome at the same time.
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Is it just me or is sporting a patented Brad cut? :bowl:
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Here's his house.
http://yfrog.com/h6m8ljnj
Holy shit. His life is already worse than anything I could dream up for him.
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These are people he knows, they should be beaten as well.
(http://a4.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash2/68761_1535039251073_1087570111_31365140_188855_n.jpg)
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This guy is the epitome of redneck bammer
(http://a1.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc1/3164_1152590894744_1226798988_426262_7819649_n.jpg)
He also has two daughters named:
Bear Updyke (yes a daughter)
and
Crimson Updyke Chavez (yes a daughter).
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These are people he knows, they should be beaten as well.
(http://a4.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash2/68761_1535039251073_1087570111_31365140_188855_n.jpg)
"They should be beaten as well." This elicited a hearty guffaw on my part.
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I do wonder what his immediate "family" and friends are thinking about this right now. If they are of a like mindset and are getting together a legal defense fund, or if they are shocked and appalled and are disavowing him completely...
What do Bear and Crimson have to say about it on the bookface?
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Are you guys making this shit up? Bear and Crimson? Really?
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I do wonder what his immediate "family" and friends are thinking about this right now. If they are of a like mindset and are getting together a legal defense fund, or if they are shocked and appalled and are disavowing him completely...
What do Bear and Crimson have to say about it on the bookface?
With names like Bear and Crimson, I will say it's safe to assume that they are of the same mindset. Has been ingrained in them. As for his friends, I say the same. You usually keep like company.
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Interesting that Crimson Updyke has this as their profile picture.
(http://i33.photobucket.com/albums/d58/saniflush/treefire.jpg)
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Interesting that Crimson Updyke has this as their profile picture.
(http://i33.photobucket.com/albums/d58/saniflush/treefire.jpg)
That bookface account was also just created today....something tells me it's not really her.
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Here's some more public documents on Updyke.
http://www.warblogle.com/2011/02/17/miscellaneous/the-state-of-alabama-vs-harvey-updyke-jr-case-file/
Early this morning, a 'Blogle friend within the legal community sent me the case file for The State of Alabama vs. Harvey Updyke, Jr., but I wanted to make absolutely sure it was okay to post before I did. I have now been told that it is public record, so I'm posting it, without any uber-personal info showing. Don't worry, you didn't need to know his SSN anyway, but finding out this guy makes $1600 a month from Social Security has to make you feel good.
There isn't much more in this file than what you already know, but it's cool to see. However, I have learned that the lawyer that was appointed to defend Updyke, Philip Tyler, has since said "no way I'm defending this guy", or something to that effect. Go ahead and have a look...feel all professional-like.
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I do wonder what his immediate "family" and friends are thinking about this right now. If they are of a like mindset and are getting together a legal defense fund, or if they are shocked and appalled and are disavowing him completely...
What do Bear and Crimson have to say about it on the bookface?
if they are like the family of most defendants, they believe his bullshit story of: I made the calls, but I didnt poisen the trees. Call him stupid, but he wouldnt do THAT! SSDD.
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(http://static.ow.ly/photos/original/8hN6.jpg)
Fake letterman jacket and cock hat FTW!