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Pat Dye Field => War Damn Eagle => Topic started by: Tiger Wench on February 16, 2011, 09:14:58 PM

Title: Tuscaloser police on overtime tonight...
Post by: Tiger Wench on February 16, 2011, 09:14:58 PM
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Bama police keeping vigil at Bear Bryant statue

Auburn police aren’t the only one’s dealing with the poisoning of the Toomer’s Oaks.

A TWER reader on the ground in Tuscaloosa reports that police are using a robotic camera to keep vigil tonight over the Bear Bryant statue outside of Bryant-Denny Stadium, presumably to safeguard against retaliatory vandalism.

Bryant’s statue has recently become a favorite target of Auburn pranks.

Last time we checked, though, you can’t kill a statue.

The thousand injuries of Fortunato I had borne as I best could, but when he ventured upon insult I vowed revenge...
Title: Re: Tuscaloser police on overtime tonight...
Post by: The Prowler on February 16, 2011, 09:46:41 PM
A blow torch would do the job.
Title: Re: Tuscaloser police on overtime tonight...
Post by: AUTiger1 on February 16, 2011, 09:50:20 PM
Fuck that statue.  I want the chimes reduced to a heap of crumbled up brick.......still pissed about this.
Title: Re: Tuscaloser police on overtime tonight...
Post by: Buzz Killington on February 16, 2011, 10:06:52 PM
I only wish they could regenerate the dead drunk long enough to be gang raped with branches from the Toomer's trees.
Title: Re: Tuscaloser police on overtime tonight...
Post by: djsimp on February 17, 2011, 12:25:07 AM
A blow torch would do the job.

No. seriously, check out my findings. Its tons more cheaper and a lot quicker.

http://www.tigersx.com/forum/war_damn_eagle/toomers_oaks_poisoned_12638.30.html

This shit will work.
Title: Re: Tuscaloser police on overtime tonight...
Post by: The Prowler on February 17, 2011, 07:47:07 AM
No. seriously, check out my findings. Its tons more cheaper and a lot quicker.

http://www.tigersx.com/forum/war_damn_eagle/toomers_oaks_poisoned_12638.30.html

This shit will work.
That would work.

The funny thing about SPuat having armed guards patroling their campus is that they think there's anything of importance that can be vandalized.  It's already in a fuckin shithole, it can't get any shittier than it already is.  Someone asked me last night what would be the counter if there is one, I said that I didn't know of anything on that campus worth a shit to counter with.

Lets see...go with Simp's idea, blow out the denny's chime clock, fill in all of their "walk of champions" hand and foot prints with concrete, wait until the day after the A-Day game and cut off Coach belittle's statue right below the waist and right above the feet, then JB Weld it back together showing his proper height at 5 foot nothing....All of the above, wouldn't equal the Tradition of Toomer's Oaks.
Title: Re: Tuscaloser police on overtime tonight...
Post by: djsimp on February 17, 2011, 08:57:15 AM
All of the above, wouldn't equal the Tradition of Toomer's Oaks.

And thats the real pisser. Well said Prowler.
Title: Re: Tuscaloser police on overtime tonight...
Post by: Godfather on February 17, 2011, 11:39:03 AM
but we are jealous of them...right?  WTF ever!