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Title: Houston Livestock SNOW and Rodeo [Might be NSFW]
Post by: Tiger Wench on February 03, 2011, 01:50:47 PM
OK, so I got tired of Snowmageddon and Snowpocalypse...

I am leaving work at 1pm to pick up kids and hunker down at home for the first snow day I have had since high school.  Sposed to start late this afternoon and cover us with 3-5 inches accumulated by tonight/tomorrow.  Work canceled, schools closed.  Grocery stores looted - which is kind of dumb since it is supposed to be 66 on Sunday.  But whatever - Houston people can handle heat and hurricanes - but throw some precip on the roads and freeze it?  OH NOES!!!!!!!!!!

Hopefully we won't lose power but we have a few emergency T-bones and smoked sausage rations to see us through.

The kids are stoked.  I'll post some pics if I get some good ones.

Catch y'all tomorrow as long as I have wireless!





Title: Re: Houston Livestock SNOW and Rodeo
Post by: Godfather on February 03, 2011, 02:05:41 PM
I'll post some pics if I get some good ones.

Sans clothes preferably..of you ...not the kids.  Perhaps a little snow bunny?
Title: Re: Houston Livestock SNOW and Rodeo
Post by: Godfather on February 03, 2011, 03:10:35 PM
Fire and Snow? no?
Title: Re: Houston Livestock SNOW and Rodeo
Post by: Buzz Killington on February 03, 2011, 03:31:28 PM
Dammit...it's been snowing for half an hour here in the Ham too now.  Schools closing, bridges icing over, mass chaos...Looks like I may be spending the night here at my desk.
Title: Re: Houston Livestock SNOW and Rodeo
Post by: Godfather on February 03, 2011, 03:35:26 PM
Dammit...it's been snowing for half an hour here in the Ham too now.  Schools closing, bridges icing over, mass chaos...Looks like I may be spending the night here at my desk.
Don't send pictures
Title: Re: Houston Livestock SNOW and Rodeo
Post by: wesfau2 on February 03, 2011, 03:37:58 PM
Dammit...it's been snowing for half an hour here in the Ham too now.  Schools closing, bridges icing over, mass chaos...Looks like I may be spending the night here at my desk.

What is the outlook for tomorrow and through the weekend?

I'm supposed to drive up tomorrow afternoon and play golf on saturday, I think.
Title: Re: Houston Livestock SNOW and Rodeo
Post by: djsimp on February 03, 2011, 03:39:52 PM
Don't send pictures

 :bugs:
Title: Re: Houston Livestock SNOW and Rodeo
Post by: Buzz Killington on February 03, 2011, 03:41:22 PM
What is the outlook for tomorrow and through the weekend?

I'm supposed to drive up tomorrow afternoon and play golf on saturday, I think.

Tomorrow is supposed to be a mixed bag of rain and sleet, and about 38.  Saturday will be partly sunny and 41.  Perfect golf weather.
Title: Re: Houston Livestock SNOW and Rodeo
Post by: Buzz Killington on February 03, 2011, 03:41:48 PM
Don't send pictures

That's not what you said last night, big boy.
Title: Re: Houston Livestock SNOW and Rodeo
Post by: Godfather on February 03, 2011, 03:42:31 PM
Man in the canoe, going down an icy river perhaps? no? anything?
Title: Re: Houston Livestock SNOW and Rodeo
Post by: Godfather on February 03, 2011, 03:43:13 PM
That's not what you said last night, big boy.

I see you got my picture.
Title: Re: Houston Livestock SNOW and Rodeo
Post by: wesfau2 on February 03, 2011, 03:44:47 PM
Tomorrow is supposed to be a mixed bag of rain and sleet, and about 38.  Saturday will be partly sunny and 41.  Perfect golf weather.

Can def leave the sticks at home.  That's good.

I would think, as long as I make it to town before the sun goes down, that I shouldn't have a problem driving in.
Title: Re: Houston Livestock SNOW and Rodeo
Post by: djsimp on February 03, 2011, 03:45:46 PM
 :yallfu:

Lets get this thing back on track here. TW, please to be posting the, like GF said, "snow bunny" pic.
Title: Re: Houston Livestock SNOW and Rodeo
Post by: Buzz Killington on February 03, 2011, 03:47:44 PM
Can def leave the sticks at home.  That's good.

I would think, as long as I make it to town before the sun goes down, that I shouldn't have a problem driving in.

Yeah.  The bridges in some places may be a little slick after dark, but I don't expect anything else.  It has been fun though watching all the wimmenz running around here in the office like the sky was falling, and tripping over each other to get to the parking lot and get dey babies.
Title: Re: Houston Livestock SNOW and Rodeo
Post by: chinook on February 03, 2011, 03:49:36 PM
(http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_NDcTbOyfDBE/TQ52POgxI-I/AAAAAAAAB7w/1Gc9pPXj0dI/s1600/SnowBunny1.jpg)
Title: Re: Houston Livestock SNOW and Rodeo
Post by: wesfau2 on February 03, 2011, 03:51:20 PM
Gawd.
Title: Re: Houston Livestock SNOW and Rodeo
Post by: djsimp on February 03, 2011, 03:51:32 PM
(http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_NDcTbOyfDBE/TQ52POgxI-I/AAAAAAAAB7w/1Gc9pPXj0dI/s1600/SnowBunny1.jpg)

I think if you add about 20 years and some Irish brown, you have a winner.
Title: Re: Houston Livestock SNOW and Rodeo
Post by: Godfather on February 03, 2011, 04:09:18 PM
I was thinking perhaps a little snow on the carpet....however, chinook for poster of the year!
Title: Re: Houston Livestock SNOW and Rodeo
Post by: Tiger Wench on February 03, 2011, 04:42:59 PM
Well, after that... no way in hell would I post a picture...
Title: Re: Houston Livestock SNOW and Rodeo
Post by: Snaggletiger on February 03, 2011, 04:51:30 PM
She's a cutie, isn't she?
Title: Re: Houston Livestock SNOW and Rodeo
Post by: Godfather on February 03, 2011, 04:55:59 PM
Well, after that... no way in hell would I post a picture...

Way to fuck it up for the rest of us chinook...nookie for worst poster of the year!
Title: Re: Houston Livestock SNOW and Rodeo
Post by: War Eagle!!! on February 03, 2011, 05:02:50 PM
This chick was always my favorite. I had the December 1997 Playboy and I used it read it all the time in college. Karen McDougal was always one of my favorites and she will always be my snow bunny!

(http://mdb8.ibibo.com/02253616c7465645f5fe8e4a922b2667f4a183430020f71742e486e5c28d87b891c0067b2fe489ce72252747b14684e1e7ff97735.jpeg/karen-mcdougal.jpeg)

(http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_mViS6q_bzLA/TPyYqLUdAzI/AAAAAAAEZHA/_zYR86pbE8I/s320/Karen.McDougal.83.jpg)

(http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_mViS6q_bzLA/TPyYyNmuZvI/AAAAAAAEZHc/A_N7Ws_DNjo/s320/Karen.McDougal.89.jpg)

Title: Re: Houston Livestock SNOW and Rodeo
Post by: djsimp on February 03, 2011, 05:03:33 PM
Well, after that... no way in hell would I post a picture...

I think my post should make up for it TW. I was giving you mad props. What, a fella can't dream?
Title: Re: Houston Livestock SNOW and Rodeo (Might be NSFW)
Post by: Godfather on February 03, 2011, 05:11:18 PM
We've got bush...
Title: Re: Houston Livestock SNOW and Rodeo (Might be NSFW)
Post by: War Eagle!!! on February 03, 2011, 05:12:38 PM
We've got bush...

Nah...you can't really see it...

And might I add...after googling her...that she has aged beautifully...

(http://www.surgeontothestars.com/images/celebrities/karen_mcdougal/karen_mcdougal.jpg)

(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v515/bloodylamer/bastardly-photos/0505/album47/karen-mcdougal-12030601.jpg)
Title: Re: Houston Livestock SNOW and Rodeo
Post by: Tiger Wench on February 03, 2011, 05:15:03 PM
I think my post should make up for it TW. I was giving you mad props. What, a fella can't dream?
I appreciate it, but what is Irish brown?  My Scottish great x 5 grandfather would slice you from neck to wame wi' his wee dirk for slanderin' him sae, ye ken?

Not even in my prime did I look that good.  So thanks to nookie for giving me an out!
Title: Re: Houston Livestock SNOW and Rodeo [Might be NSFW]
Post by: War Eagle!!! on February 03, 2011, 05:16:39 PM
(http://www.sexdegrees.net/media/photos/2010/09/karen_mcdougal.jpg.290x445_q85_crop_upscale.jpg)

Fuck Bruce Willis. That lucky mother fucker. He is apparently dating her...

(http://static.thehollywoodgossip.com/images/gallery/tamara-feldman-and-bruce-wilis.jpg)
Title: Re: Houston Livestock SNOW and Rodeo
Post by: djsimp on February 03, 2011, 05:21:17 PM
I appreciate it, but what is Irish brown?  My Scottish great x 5 grandfather would slice you from neck to wame wi' his wee dirk for slanderin' him sae.

Not even in my prime did I look that good.  So thanks to nookie for giving me an out!

Irish Brown is a brown color hair with a red tint it. In certain light, you'd think it was red.
Title: Re: Houston Livestock SNOW and Rodeo [Might be NSFW]
Post by: chinook on February 03, 2011, 06:08:23 PM
I appreciate it, but what is Irish brown?  My Scottish great x 5 grandfather would slice you from neck to wame wi' his wee dirk for slanderin' him sae, ye ken?

Not even in my prime did I look that good.  So thanks to nookie for giving me an out!

Aren't you in your prime now?  I dig red heads. 
Title: Re: Houston Livestock SNOW and Rodeo [Might be NSFW]
Post by: Tiger Wench on February 03, 2011, 07:16:01 PM
Aren't you in your prime now?  I dig red heads.

You... Now you I like...

dj, I appreciate the effort but direct and to the point is best in shameless flattery.
Title: Re: Houston Livestock SNOW and Rodeo [Might be NSFW]
Post by: djsimp on February 03, 2011, 09:14:35 PM
You... Now you I like...

dj, I appreciate the effort but direct and to the point is best in shameless flattery.

Aint no shame in this game, I ain't done yet. :big:

My point is that the girl in the above pic is just another girl but having a hot red-headed couger with a much bigger rack like yourself would be much more appealing and joyful. I don't really know that chinook knows what he was doing when he posted Little Miss Generic.
Title: Re: Houston Livestock SNOW and Rodeo [Might be NSFW]
Post by: Tiger Wench on February 03, 2011, 11:19:15 PM
Ooooooo, nice.  Very nice, dj.

I am not gonna need a blanket to keep me warm tonight.  You silver tongued (!!) devils are making me blush...  :hug:
Title: Re: Houston Livestock SNOW and Rodeo [Might be NSFW]
Post by: Tiger Wench on February 04, 2011, 11:04:38 AM
Dear Houston weathermen,

Katie and Spencer would like a word with you.  Pay no attention to the large sticks they are carrying.


NOT A FLAKE.  The kids are PISSED.

Roads are iced over, but not so much as a freaking flake.  Five inches?  Figures a man would OVERestimate when it comes to inches.
Title: Re: Houston Livestock SNOW and Rodeo [Might be NSFW]
Post by: Tiger Six on February 04, 2011, 11:19:39 AM
Roads are iced over, but not so much as a freaking flake.  Five inches?  Figures a man would OVERestimate when it comes to inches.

I tend to underestimate so I won't scare away any of the ladies...
Title: Re: Houston Livestock SNOW and Rodeo [Might be NSFW]
Post by: Snaggletiger on February 04, 2011, 11:47:54 AM
I tend to underestimate so I won't scare away any of the ladies...

Should have listened to Lorena Bobbit.  When she tells you there's gonna' be 6 inches on the ground, you'd better believe it.
Title: Re: Houston Livestock SNOW and Rodeo [Might be NSFW]
Post by: Godfather on February 04, 2011, 11:50:53 AM
Dear Houston weathermen,

Katie and Spencer would like a word with you.  Pay no attention to the large sticks they are carrying.


NOT A FLAKE.  The kids are PISSED.

Roads are iced over, but not so much as a freaking flake.  Five inches?  Figures a man would OVERestimate when it comes to inches.

Does that mean we won't get to see Fire on Ice Texas edition? Damn I was finally looking forward to some ice skating...fuck
Title: Re: Houston Livestock SNOW and Rodeo [Might be NSFW]
Post by: chinook on February 05, 2011, 01:06:11 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QhHr7LCVQRw&feature=player_embedded# (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QhHr7LCVQRw&feature=player_embedded#)