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The Library => Haley Center Basement => Topic started by: djsimp on January 28, 2011, 12:03:30 PM

Title: HUSBAND DOWN
Post by: djsimp on January 28, 2011, 12:03:30 PM

Funny joke for the day:

Husband Down                                                                    
 A husband and wife are shopping in their local Wal-Mart.                         
 The husband picks up a case of Budweiser and puts it in their cart.             
 'What do you think you're doing?' asks the wife.                                 
 'They're on sale, only $10 for 24 cans'     he replies.                         
 'Put them back, we can't afford them' demands the wife, and so they carry on     
 shopping.                                                                       
 A few aisles further on along the woman picks up a $20 jar of face cream and     
 puts it in the basket.                                                           
 Ëœ  What do you think you're doing?' asks the husband.                           
 'It's my face cream. It makes me look beautiful,' replies the wife.             
 Her husband retorts: 'So does 24 cans of Budweiser and it's half the price.'     
                                                                                 
 HUSBAND DOWN!, HUSBAND DOWN!, AISLE 7
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