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Pat Dye Field => War Damn Eagle => Topic started by: Tiger Wench on January 23, 2011, 01:25:34 AM

Title: We had...
Post by: Tiger Wench on January 23, 2011, 01:25:34 AM
We had a damn good time tonight. And by "we" I mean the cool kids that partied til curfew. What an awesome day.
Title: Re: We had...
Post by: Buzz Killington on January 23, 2011, 03:33:15 PM
Only the badasses can party till curfew!!!

BTW, had a great time last night.  Sorry to anyone who got a drunk dial.  I'm still waiting to hear from a lawyer that cares...
Title: Re: We had...
Post by: Tiger Wench on January 23, 2011, 07:46:05 PM
I will try like hell to make it again next year - maybe we can actually go to the game...  So much fun...
Title: Re: We had...
Post by: Buzz Killington on January 23, 2011, 08:09:24 PM
I will try like hell to make it again next year - maybe we can actually go to the game...  So much fun...

Why ruin the fun?
Title: Re: We had...
Post by: Tiger Wench on January 23, 2011, 08:53:34 PM
Why ruin the fun?

True. This way we can have drinks that don't taste like a seat cushion.
Title: Re: We had...
Post by: AUsweetheart on January 23, 2011, 11:10:31 PM
I can't believe we didn't take any pictures.
Title: Re: We had...
Post by: Tiger Wench on January 23, 2011, 11:28:47 PM
I can't believe we didn't take any pictures.

Am grateful we did not take any pictures!!  Although the shots from the package store would have been priceless...

I think Ron and Scott got the feeling back in their leg early this morning.
Title: Re: We had...
Post by: The Prowler on January 24, 2011, 02:46:38 AM
Would the party pictures look something like this?

(http://www.thewareaglereader.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/Chizik-Fall-Woodser1-551x360.jpg)

(+5 if you can name someone in this picture)

BTW, that's a blemish in the photo.
Title: Re: We had...
Post by: Saniflush on January 24, 2011, 07:18:41 AM
Would the party pictures look something like this?

(http://www.thewareaglereader.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/Chizik-Fall-Woodser1-551x360.jpg)

(+5 if you can name someone in this picture)

BTW, that's a blemish in the photo.

That appears to be the Chiz pulling on that stogie and about to get balls deep in that Chi Ho.
Title: Re: We had...
Post by: Buzz Killington on January 24, 2011, 08:41:25 AM
Say...did I mention that I sometimes get asked if I am Gene Chizik?
 :bc:
Title: Re: We had...
Post by: Buzz Killington on January 24, 2011, 08:43:25 AM
Well...it was once, anyway.  You see, this drunken homeless guy wearing an Auburn hat asked me for an autograph.
Title: Re: We had...
Post by: djsimp on January 24, 2011, 09:09:34 AM
Well...it was once, anyway.  You see, this drunken homeless guy wearing an Auburn hat asked me for an autograph.

Did you charge him?
Title: Re: We had...
Post by: Buzz Killington on January 24, 2011, 09:15:47 AM
Did you charge him?
$5 seemed like a pretty fair rate to me.  I don't think he agreed, though.
Title: Re: We had...
Post by: Snaggletiger on January 24, 2011, 09:24:21 AM
Only the badasses can party till curfew!!!

BTW, had a great time last night.  Sorry to anyone who got a drunk dial.  I'm still waiting to hear from a lawyer that cares...

That was you?  Damn, I thought it was one of my friends here.  I hustled on down to the Houston County Jail with bail money but he wasn't locked up.
Title: Re: We had...
Post by: Godfather on January 24, 2011, 09:29:14 AM
Glad y'all had fun...wish I coulda been there.  I did watch it via a simulcast...pretty AUsome!
Title: Re: We had...
Post by: Buzz Killington on January 24, 2011, 09:42:30 AM
That was you?  Damn, I thought it was one of my friends here.  I hustled on down to the Houston County Jail with bail money but he wasn't locked up.

Si.  I started to leave the message that I was tied up by these two beautiful womens and needed a good lawyer for the divorce proceedings, but I really didn't want to cause a traffic accident in teh Wiregrasses.
Title: Re: We had...
Post by: AUJarhead on January 24, 2011, 10:13:38 AM
Si.  I started to leave the message that I was tied up by these two beautiful womens and needed a good lawyer for the divorce proceedings, but I really didn't want to cause a traffic accident in teh Wiregrasses.

Dammit, I'm really regret not going now.  I can only imagine what would have gone down had Harry's still been open.
Title: Re: We had...
Post by: Saniflush on January 24, 2011, 10:15:58 AM
Dammit, I'm really regret not going now.  I can only imagine what would have gone down had Harry's still been open.

I can tell you this, don't waste your time going to to Olde Ale House.  That place blows mountain goat cock.  No food, no cold beer, very limited on liquor.   

On second thought it should be fine for Hollywood marines.
Title: Re: We had...
Post by: AUJarhead on January 24, 2011, 10:16:48 AM
I actually called them to order some beer for you guys, but they don't take phone orders.
Title: Re: We had...
Post by: Tiger Wench on January 24, 2011, 10:25:52 AM
Say...did I mention that I sometimes get asked if I am Gene Chizik?
 :bc:

You are as hot as Gene Chizik.*   All you need is a leather jacket.



*after a few Buzzaritas, anyway...
Title: Re: We had...
Post by: djsimp on January 24, 2011, 10:26:56 AM
On second thought it should be fine for Hollywood marines.

Damn, thats gonna leave a mark.
Title: Re: We had...
Post by: Tiger Wench on January 24, 2011, 10:29:01 AM
I can tell you this, don't waste your time going to to Olde Ale House.  That place blows mountain goat cock.  No food, no cold beer, very limited on liquor.   

On second thought it should be fine for Hollywood marines.

The Ale House sucked but Smokes Beer and Package totally rocked. No Sapphire, but Jose Gold will do in a pinch.  Have not seen so much MD20, Andre and Boones Farm packed into one cooler since... well... since my days as a student at Auburn University... I had flashbacks.
Title: Re: We had...
Post by: Tiger Wench on January 24, 2011, 10:33:59 AM
I can't believe we didn't take any pictures.

There was one picture...

Title: Re: We had...
Post by: AUJarhead on January 24, 2011, 10:37:59 AM
On second thought it should be fine for Hollywood marines.

Well no wonder you didn't like it.  Having to hump up a fucking mountain to get a drink?  Next time, pick a place that's on flat ground.
Title: Re: We had...
Post by: Buzz Killington on January 24, 2011, 10:40:17 AM
I actually called them to order some beer for you guys, but they don't take phone orders.

Thanks for the thought anyway.  They probably just didn't have anyone to take orders over the phone.  They were out of every damn thing else.
Title: Re: We had...
Post by: Buzz Killington on January 24, 2011, 10:42:11 AM
You are as hot as Gene Chizik.*   All you need is a leather jacket.



*after a few Buzzaritas, anyway...

Well, aren't you just as sweet as moonshine ice cream!!!

Wait, what?
Title: Re: We had...
Post by: Tiger Wench on January 24, 2011, 10:43:27 AM
Well, aren't you just as sweet as moonshine ice cream!!!

Wait, what?

Moonshine apple, pie, darlin'.  But I appreciate the thought.  You gonna get my weddin' dress at the Goodwill?  If so, don't be bringing it home to the single wide in no damn garbage bag!
Title: Re: We had...
Post by: Buzz Killington on January 24, 2011, 10:52:09 AM
Moonshine apple, pie, darlin'. 

Yeah, but I like ice cream better than apple pie.
Title: Re: We had...
Post by: Tiger Wench on January 24, 2011, 10:55:57 AM
Yeah, but I like ice cream better than apple pie.

I don't care what you say, just as long as you keep your promise to say it...

You, my friend, are a funny drunk.
Title: Re: We had...
Post by: wesfau2 on January 24, 2011, 11:11:19 AM
There was one picture...

Ron has to be narcoleptic.  That guy can't stay awake to save his life.
Title: Re: We had...
Post by: Godfather on January 24, 2011, 11:15:21 AM
Ron has to be narcoleptic.  That guy can't stay awake to save his life.
I do believe that one was fixed.
Title: Re: We had...
Post by: Tiger Wench on January 24, 2011, 11:16:18 AM
I do believe that one was fixed.

It's a tradishun.  Also a liberal application of 20 year old seat cushion.
Title: Re: We had...
Post by: AUChizad on January 24, 2011, 11:20:17 AM
I was as drunk as they were when they called me, so I probably just sounded confused.

And I was trying to make it to the CAKE concert about that time, the multitasking of which probably made me sound even more confused.
Title: Re: We had...
Post by: Tiger Wench on January 24, 2011, 11:22:05 AM
I was as drunk as they were when they called me, so I probably just sounded confused.

And I was trying to make it to the CAKE concert about that time, the multitasking of which probably made me sound even more confused.

We didn't notice any difference, really.
Title: Re: We had...
Post by: AUsweetheart on January 24, 2011, 11:25:34 AM
You are as hot as Gene Chizik.*   All you need is a leather jacket.

Is our clown passing out cigarettes?
Title: Re: We had...
Post by: Saniflush on January 24, 2011, 11:26:44 AM
It's a tradishun.  Also a liberal application of 20 year old seat cushion.

I actually think we have a new record for emptying the Papa Bert.  There was just three of us and it was empty in 45 minutes.
Title: Re: We had...
Post by: Tiger Wench on January 24, 2011, 11:36:30 AM
Is our clown passing out cigarettes?

Only if he's drunk.  And he is.
Title: Re: We had...
Post by: Snaggletiger on January 24, 2011, 11:49:29 AM
Kwerstion....sorry if a I missed it in another thread...actually, I'm not sorry.  Bugger off and give me the info I crave.

Where were some of the guys that missed the event Saturday?  I don't recall seeing Josh Bynes, Darvin Adams or Wes Byrum.  Come to think of it, no Antoine Carter or Mike Blanc.  All Star games?  Too hungover?  Jail?
Title: Re: We had...
Post by: ssgaufan on January 24, 2011, 11:52:12 AM
Kwerstion....sorry if a I missed it in another thread...actually, I'm not sorry.  Bugger off and give me the info I crave.

Where were some of the guys that missed the event Saturday?  I don't recall seeing Josh Bynes, Darvin Adams or Wes Byrum.  Come to think of it, no Antoine Carter or Mike Blanc.  All Star games?  Too hungover?  Jail?

Gettin laid. 
Title: Re: We had...
Post by: Snaggletiger on January 24, 2011, 11:52:43 AM
Gettin laid.

And gettin' paid
Title: Re: We had...
Post by: ssgaufan on January 24, 2011, 11:53:25 AM
And gettin' paid

Only at Auburn!
Title: Re: We had...
Post by: chinook on January 24, 2011, 11:55:57 AM
Kwerstion....sorry if a I missed it in another thread...actually, I'm not sorry.  Bugger off and give me the info I crave.

Where were some of the guys that missed the event Saturday?  I don't recall seeing Josh Bynes, Darvin Adams or Wes Byrum.  Come to think of it, no Antoine Carter or Mike Blanc.  All Star games?  Too hungover?  Jail?

wes byrum was playing in the east / west game.
Title: Re: We had...
Post by: chinook on January 24, 2011, 11:57:16 AM
Ron has to be narcoleptic.  That guy can't stay awake to save his life.

better than being a necrophiliac.
Title: Re: We had...
Post by: Snaggletiger on January 24, 2011, 11:57:57 AM
wes byrum was playing in the east / west game.

Between you and Sani and ssgaufan, your avatars pretty much get me through the day.
Title: Re: We had...
Post by: ssgaufan on January 24, 2011, 12:04:00 PM
Between you and Sani and ssgaufan, your avatars pretty much get me through the day.

We use those type avatars because we care.
Title: Re: We had...
Post by: Snaggletiger on January 24, 2011, 12:04:56 PM
It's all about caring....and sharing.
Title: Re: We had...
Post by: AWK on January 24, 2011, 12:07:08 PM
Ron was faking, and I can vouch for the drunkeness.  The phone call was awesome.   
Title: Re: We had...
Post by: AU_Tiger_2000 on January 24, 2011, 12:15:52 PM
Where were some of the guys that missed the event Saturday?  I don't recall seeing Josh Bynes, Darvin Adams or Wes Byrum.  Come to think of it, no Antoine Carter or Mike Blanc.  All Star games?  Too hungover?  Jail?

Bynes, Etheridge, and Ziemba were getting ready for the Senior Bowl according to the Cole Cubelic show this morning.  Byrum is in the Shrine game so he was a no show.
Title: Re: We had...
Post by: Snaggletiger on January 24, 2011, 12:25:45 PM
Etheridge and Ziemba were there.  I got a pretty good pic of him at Tiger Walk.  Almost missed him though.  He came down 5 minutes earlier than everyone else.
Title: Re: We had...
Post by: Buzz Killington on January 24, 2011, 12:26:38 PM
Ron was faking, and I can vouch for the drunkeness.  The phone call was awesome.

So it was you I was talking to?

***Damn you auto-correct
Title: Re: We had...
Post by: Tiger Wench on January 24, 2011, 12:29:50 PM
So it was you I was talking too?
Among others... we made several, according to the "recent calls" list in my phone...
Title: Re: We had...
Post by: Tiger Wench on January 24, 2011, 12:35:56 PM
Hey Sani, I saw a bouncing empty beer can on I-45 today and thought of you.
Title: Re: We had...
Post by: chinook on January 24, 2011, 12:46:42 PM
Hey Sani, I saw a bouncing empty beer can on I-45 today and thought of you.

CT, MA, ME, NY, VT, HI, IA and OR...he'd be worth a nickle.

MI...a dime.

CA...CRV

Everywhere else he's just litter. 

Is this what you are saying?
Title: Re: We had...
Post by: AWK on January 24, 2011, 12:47:36 PM
Hey Sani, I saw a bouncing empty beer can on I-45 today and thought of you.
haha, so you guys started early on I-85 on your way to Auburn Saturday morning?
Title: Re: We had...
Post by: Tiger Wench on January 24, 2011, 12:48:07 PM
CT, MA, ME, NY, VT, HI, IA and OR...he'd be worth a nickle.

MI...a dime.

CA...CRV

Everywhere else he's just litter. 

Is this what you are saying?

Nope.  Howie gets random strangers to throw his empty beer cans away for him.
Title: Re: We had...
Post by: Saniflush on January 24, 2011, 12:56:10 PM
Nope.  Howie gets random strangers to throw his empty beer cans away for him.

Look here.  The motherfucker parked in a handicapped space and deserved it. 
Title: Re: We had...
Post by: Tiger Wench on January 24, 2011, 12:59:39 PM
Look here.  The motherfucker parked in a handicapped space and deserved it. 

He's just lucky he drained the lizard quickly and got back outside before you could finish the second beer.

If we had thought about it, we should have 9-1-1'd his ass.

"Officer, i just saw a guy at a rest stop throw a couple of empty beer cans in the back of his truck.  I think he is DUI..."
Title: Re: We had...
Post by: Saniflush on January 24, 2011, 01:04:33 PM
He's just lucky he drained the lizard quickly and got back outside before you could finish the second beer.

If we had thought about it, we should have 9-1-1'd his ass.

"Officer, i just saw a guy at a rest stop throw a couple of empty beer cans in the back of his truck.  I think he is DUI..."

If he would have had crimson on that truck I would have done that.
Title: Re: We had...
Post by: AUChizad on January 28, 2011, 05:52:17 PM
Would the party pictures look something like this?

(http://www.thewareaglereader.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/Chizik-Fall-Woodser1-551x360.jpg)

(+5 if you can name someone in this picture)

BTW, that's a blemish in the photo.
Here's another picture with the same bitch at the same party, but the year before.
(http://www.thewareaglereader.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/Gene-Chizik-Chi-Omega-Woodser-1982-547x360.png)

She was pretty hot. Well done, Chiz.
Title: Re: We had...
Post by: The Prowler on January 28, 2011, 06:49:33 PM
Here's another picture with the same bitch at the same party, but the year before.
(http://www.thewareaglereader.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/Gene-Chizik-Chi-Omega-Woodser-1982-547x360.png)

She was pretty hot. Well done, Chiz.
Is the Chizinator wearing a Top Hat?
Title: Re: We had...
Post by: djsimp on January 28, 2011, 11:51:57 PM
Is the Chizinator wearing a Top Hat?

where do you see a top hat? It looks like a baseball cap maybe.
Title: Re: We had...
Post by: The Prowler on January 29, 2011, 04:58:48 AM
where do you see a top hat? It looks like a baseball cap maybe.
Okay, I see it now.  At quick glance, the person standing behind him in the distance made it look like a brown top hat.