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Pat Dye Field => War Damn Eagle => Topic started by: Saniflush on January 21, 2011, 11:28:13 AM
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Christmas seems to show up almost every day now.
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Throw out those prim, frilly dresses, stiff tuxedos and the elaborate floral designs.
There ain't none of that at this here weddin'.
This, y'all, is a big redneck wedding, and will be featured tonight on the show of the same name on the CMT network.
The show features the matrimony in the mud of Jessica Shell and Justin Sims, who live near Pine Level and who wanted do things their way. And on TV.
Friends of theirs -- Anna and Bo Granthum -- did the same show a couple of years ago. The production company called the friends to ask if they knew of anyone who might want to do the show, too, and they suggested Jessica and Justin. The company came to Alabama for a test run with the couple, and the rest is redneck history.
The nuptials took place Nov. 13 at Anna and Bo's mud bog, so naturally one of the featured activities of the wedding was mud wrestling.
Flanked by an archway of pickups fresh from the mud, the wedding party eschewed the usual formal attire and opted for boots, jeans and ball caps.
The couple have been together since they were in eighth grade, and both graduated from Marbury High School.
They have a baby boy, named Cayde, who is now 81/2 months old. He played a big part in the wedding.
"He wore his little cowboy hat and western pants and boots," Jessica said. "He was in a baby backpack, and I wore him.
"He was a big hit."
Their families were pretty excited about the show, Jessica said. "They were all there and happy. It was fun."
The service was performed by a drunken minister -- but this wasn't your traditional country preacher.
"This was a friend who got ordained online," Jessica said. "We couldn't find a preacher who would do what we wanted to do, so this is what we did."
Would she do it all over again?
"Oh yeah," Jessica said. "I hated when (the production crew) left."
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Row fuckin' tahd by gawd
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Si-motherfucking-gh
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You would think...that just maybe...she would have gotten the blond dye job redone so she wouldn't have 4" of black hair showing on her scalp...
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You would think...that just maybe...she would have gotten the blond dye job redone so she wouldn't have 4" of black hair showing on her scalp...
That's the "look" baby. Besides, there's normally a houndstooth ball cap covering it up.
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Yo Howie, isn't that down in the Warden's neck of the woods?
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Wedding cake?
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Yo Howie, isn't that down in the Warden's neck of the woods?
I think this is the Pine Level North of Prattvegas.
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I think this is the Pine Level North of Prattvegas.
That is correct. Yea for Prattville!
You knew that before too long we would all know somebody on this show.
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I think this is the Pine Level North of Prattvegas.
You mean they didn't get them duds from Sykes and Kahn. Cohn...Kan
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You mean they didn't get them duds from Sykes Sikes and Kahn. Cohn...Kan
They probably still got them there.
Also just for general knowledge James Sikes is known as the Pine Level Warden. For clarification the original Warden is known as the the Teasley's Mill warden.
They like to ride together to Dixie board meetings and solve all the world's problems.
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They probably still got them there.
Also just for general knowledge James Sikes is known as the Pine Level Warden. For clarification the original Warden is known as the the Teasley's Mill warden.
They like to ride together to Dixie board meetings and solve all the world's problems.
There's no drinkin' involved is there?
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There's no drinkin' involved is there?
Negative ghost rider.
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Negative ghost rider.
Good, cause I hate it when I try to solve all the world's problems while messed up on whiskey drinks. They just seem to be compounded the next morning.
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Good, cause I hate it when I try to solve all the world's problems while messed up on whiskey drinks. They just seem to be compounded the next morning.
Every now and then I can get the Warden to have a Whiskey Sour or a Tom Collins but outside of that he does not drink.
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You mean they didn't get them duds from Sykes and Kahn. Cohn...Kan
Don't knock it. I wore many clothes from there growing up. Was proud to have them. Waited every year for the big sale so we could get new jeans at decent prices. I think I even bought a pair of boots there once. That was a long time ago.
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Don't knock it. I wore many clothes from there growing up. Was proud to have them. Waited every year for the big sale so we could get new jeans at decent prices. I think I even bought a pair of boots there once. That was a long time ago.
He's not knocking it. Hell, I still buy my clothes there.
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They probably still got them there.
Also just for general knowledge James Sikes is known as the Pine Level Warden. For clarification the original Warden is known as the the Teasley's Mill warden.
They like to ride together to Dixie board meetings and solve all the world's problems.
So thats where Warden comes from?Shit... I always assumed that you called him Warden cause he used to beat the shit outta you when yous was little and lock you in your room when you got in trouble...a la a prison warden.
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So thats where Warden comes from?Shit... I always assumed that you called him Warden cause he used to beat the shit outta you when yous was little and lock you in your room when you got in trouble...a la a prison warden.
The Warden is something my brother Bill and I started 15-20 years ago cause he treated us like wok detail inmates.
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The Warden is something my brother Bill and I started 15-20 years ago cause he treated us like wok detail inmates.
Ok so I was right.
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Ok so I was right.
yep. We just made a second Warden with James Sikes since we think they share a brain as it pertains to working the ever loving shit of ya.
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S&K is a regular stop for us on the way up to Monkeytown. My boy hates it. He's like Nooooooooo......
Killer shoe selection. Funny thing, my very first job at 15 was bag boy at the Big Bear Grocery Store in Montgomery. ($17.50 in tips on a Saturday was just the titz) One of the cashiers there was a lady who looked 65 then. Saw her on the register at S&K last year. Looked exactly the same and that was 35 years ago. Recognized her right off the bat.
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GGILF
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GGILF
That was a shot, wasn't it?
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The nuptials took place Nov. 13 at Anna and Bo's mud bog, so naturally one of the featured activities of the wedding was mud wrestling.
Really? Seriously?
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That is correct. Yea for Prattville!
You knew that before too long we would all know somebody on this show.
Pine Level...been to that little strip joint there right off 65 once. Nice place...compared to Wesley's Boobie Trap.
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S&K is a regular stop for us on the way up to Monkeytown. My boy hates it. He's like Nooooooooo......
Killer shoe selection. Funny thing, my very first job at 15 was bag boy at the Big Bear Grocery Store in Montgomery. ($17.50 in tips on a Saturday was just the titz) One of the cashiers there was a lady who looked 65 then. Saw her on the register at S&K last year. Looked exactly the same and that was 35 years ago. Recognized her right off the bat.
Big bear huh? I haven't heard that name in forever. We used to go in there all the time. I bet you bagged my groceries bitch...
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Big bear huh? I haven't heard that name in forever. We used to go in there all the time. I bet you tea bagged my sister, groceries bitch...
FTFY
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FTFY
Oooohhh snap
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FTFY
HAHA...jokes on you bitch! I don't even have a fucking sister!!!
You must have meant my mama...wait...Snaggle tea bagged my mama? No wonder my dad beat your ass...
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HAHA...jokes on you bitch! I don't even have a fucking sister!!!
You must have meant my mama...wait...Snaggle tea bagged my mama? No wonder my dad beat your ass...
Well worth it my man. Well worth it.
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That was probably so long ago, all your sister/mom/aunt could take away from Snagmansquire was his compuserve account.
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You must have meant my mama...wait...Snaggle tea bagged my mama?
Might be time for a paternity test on Maury.
How would you like to know that your father really cares?
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Might be time for a paternity test on Maury.
How would you like to know that your father really cares?
Can you say banzai tree? Short but to the point.
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Might be time for a paternity test on Maury.
How would you like to know that your father really cares?
I know Snaggle is not my father because he is someone who really cares, and I am someone who doesn't really give a fuck...
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For those of you who did not bear witness to this particular episode of this particular show, get thee to a DVR and record this thing the next time it comes on. Add in some likeminded Auburn friends and a liberal dose of alkyhol and you have created an excellent opportunity for seriously gutbusting laughter.
Holy shit, this show was funny. And the preponderance of bammer gear was just the cherry on the sundae.
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I caught enough of it to see the bachelor party, which consisted of drinking around a camp fire between all the trailers, and then all the drunk bammers chasing each other around with roman candles. The girls went cow tipping.
I then saw the bride...or someone...make the wedding cake by pulling a sheet cake out of the oven, putting some frosting on it and sticking a set of deer antlers down in it.
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I caught enough of it to see the bachelor party, which consisted of drinking around a camp fire between all the trailers, and then all the drunk bammers chasing each other around with roman candles. The girls went cow tipping.
I then saw the bride...or someone...make the wedding cake by pulling a sheet cake out of the oven, putting some frosting on it and sticking a set of deer antlers down in it.
And as a bonus prize? While the bride was using her fingers to spread the mix out in the sheet cake pan, she lost her bandaid in the cake batter. It was found by one of the wedding guests as a hidden treasure. Finding the baby in a King Cake means you buy the next King Cake, so I guess finding the bandaid means she buys the next six pack of Natty Light.
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Okay, here's the thing. I have no doubt that these people are pretty much a group of dumas rednecks anyway...but 90% of that shit is put on. Don't know if anyone caught the short lived reality show, "Bama Belles" that made it 2-3 shows and wasn't picked up again. Only reason I watched it was it was about 3 local girls, one of which I know. Nothing more than your typical attempt at a reality show following people around so we can follow their "real lives"
Problem was, it was virtually all made up, staged...whatever. The things they had the girl I know doing and the places they had them all going was just so fricking stupid and far fetched it was ridiculous. They all went...lawn mower racing. Said it was a normal event they all liked to do. WTF??? No one in this part of the world had ever even heard of it but according to this show, it's what we like to do.
It was just poorly done and too much of a stretch. My daughter is in Chicago and watched it with her two room mates. They both kept asking my daughter, do you guys really talk like that and do that stuff?
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So, you're saying that the wave runner mud riding wasn't real? It looked awesome.