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Title: Chizik gets extension?
Post by: Tiger Wench on January 19, 2011, 11:02:04 PM
Just heard on Houston news that Chizik got five year extension???
Title: Re: Chizik gets extension?
Post by: Jumbo on January 20, 2011, 02:16:56 AM
Just heard on Houston news that Chizik got five year extension???
We need a leader not a loser!
Title: Re: Chizik gets extension?
Post by: The Prowler on January 20, 2011, 06:28:38 AM
Just heard on Houston news that Chizik got five year extension???
Hells Yeah!!!  Coach Chizik has written his name in concrete.  Build that man a Golden statue.
Title: Re: Chizik gets extension?
Post by: AUJarhead on January 20, 2011, 07:14:44 AM
We need a leader not a loser!

Five and nineteen! Five and nineteen...does not accurately reflect his coaching ability.
Title: Re: Chizik gets extension?
Post by: Saniflush on January 20, 2011, 07:21:25 AM
Five and nineteen! Five and nineteen...does not accurately reflect his coaching ability.
BOOOOOOOOOOOOO.
Title: Re: Chizik gets extension?
Post by: War Eagle!!! on January 20, 2011, 10:09:46 AM
Five and nineteen! Five and nineteen...does not accurately reflect his coaching ability.

 :thumsup:
Title: Re: Chizik gets extension?
Post by: AUTailgatingRules on January 20, 2011, 01:11:34 PM
I could have sworn Greasy told us the house was burning from within?  I thought Chiz and Jacobs were  goners
Title: Re: Chizik gets extension?
Post by: Saniflush on January 20, 2011, 01:12:47 PM
I could have sworn Greasy told us the house was burning from within?  I thought Chiz and Jacobs were  goners

Greasy was a douche plain and simple that was pissed that his BBQ connection was gone.
Title: Re: Chizik gets extension?
Post by: AUTailgatingRules on January 20, 2011, 01:15:07 PM
Greasy was a douche plain and simple that was pissed that his BBQ connection was gone.

I get it now  Greasy = DKW
Title: Re: Chizik gets extension?
Post by: djsimp on January 20, 2011, 01:22:15 PM
I get it now  Greasy = DKW

He liked the sauce.
Title: Re: Chizik gets extension?
Post by: Godfather on January 20, 2011, 01:22:41 PM
I get it now  Greasy = DKW
and DKW is Greasy.....Wench is still the bimbo.
Title: Re: Chizik gets extension?
Post by: Snaggletiger on January 20, 2011, 01:22:59 PM
Some TRUE AUBURN MEN, like myself, know full well that this shakey house of cards will come crashing down no later than...March 15th or 27th....or some time in late November of 2014.  I have all the information I need from other TRUE AUBURN PEOPLE....like myself...and I can tell you that you're all just mindless drones, following aimlessly along to the tune of the Pide Pi..Pyde Pip...Pied Pi.....that ugly dude with the weird flute...and you're all going over the bridge into the water to drown with the rest of the Chizik rats.

I would give you this information but not being TRUE AUBURN MEN AND WOMEN...like myself...but I don't think your feeble minds could grasp the meaning and devastating implications that are...um...implied.  Just keep worshipping at the Alter of Chiz.  I won't post anymore.  I'm just going to sit back and watch you all burn in hell...or drown....or something while my beloved Auburn implodes as a result of the wrath of the evil one.  This TRUE AUBURN MAN can do no more.  I won't post anymore. Wait, I already said that.

Beware.
Title: Re: Chizik gets extension?
Post by: Godfather on January 20, 2011, 01:25:06 PM
The world will come to an end in 2012...I am just hoping we make it to that point, with the Championship still intact.
Title: Re: Chizik gets extension?
Post by: Jumbo on January 20, 2011, 01:59:54 PM
Some TRUE AUBURN MEN, like myself, know full well that this shakey house of cards will come crashing down no later than...March 15th or 27th....or some time in late November of 2014.  I have all the information I need from other TRUE AUBURN PEOPLE....like myself...and I can tell you that you're all just mindless drones, following aimlessly along to the tune of the Pide Pi..Pyde Pip...Pied Pi.....that ugly dude with the weird flute...and you're all going over the bridge into the water to drown with the rest of the Chizik rats.

I would give you this information but not being TRUE AUBURN MEN AND WOMEN...like myself...but I don't think your feeble minds could grasp the meaning and devastating implications that are...um...implied.  Just keep worshipping at the Alter of Chiz.  I won't post anymore.  I'm just going to sit back and watch you all burn in hell...or drown....or something while my beloved Auburn implodes as a result of the wrath of the evil one.  This TRUE AUBURN MAN can do no more.  I won't post anymore. Wait, I already said that.

Beware.
I'm humming the Auburn Creed as I read your post.
Title: Re: Chizik gets extension?
Post by: Snaggletiger on January 20, 2011, 02:07:18 PM
I'm humming the Auburn Creed as I read your post.

I am greaseysnaggle....TRUE AUBURN MAN...like myself
Title: Re: Chizik gets extension?
Post by: AWK on January 20, 2011, 02:11:25 PM
I am greaseysnaggle....TRUE AUBURN MAN...like myself
but, but, but, Did Chizik offend your family in some personal manner...which you can't/won't disclose to us...but we should take your word on it?
Title: Re: Chizik gets extension?
Post by: Saniflush on January 20, 2011, 02:12:39 PM
but, but, but, Did Chizik offend your family in some personal manner...which you can't/won't disclose to us...but we should take your word on it?

Chiz gave their goats chin and ruined them for everyone else.
Title: Re: Chizik gets extension?
Post by: Snaggletiger on January 20, 2011, 02:14:33 PM
but, but, but, Did Chizik offend your family in some personal manner...which you can't/won't disclose to us...but we should take your word on it?

I've already told you your weak mind can't handle the truth.  You're too far gone at this point.  Drown with the rest of the rats.
Title: Re: Chizik gets extension?
Post by: Tiger Wench on January 20, 2011, 02:15:05 PM
and DKW is Greasy.....Wench is still the bimbo.

People better stop calling me bimbo!
Title: Re: Chizik gets extension?
Post by: AWK on January 20, 2011, 02:15:53 PM
I've already told you your weak mind can't handle the truth.  You're too far gone at this point.  Drown with the rest of the rats.
THIS IS THE END OF AUBURN FOOTBALL...fuck it... :suicide:
Title: Re: Chizik gets extension?
Post by: Tiger Wench on January 20, 2011, 02:17:02 PM
I still have not seen a news story or PR confirming this.  I caught the tail end of a story on the local news last night - the PBB award was given out here in Houston and I guess that's why they were discussing Chizik.  Is this for real or was the guy just speculating that Chiz would get an extension?

PS - i wanted to go to the award ceremony but tickets were $10K a table or $350 for a single ticket.  Damn.
Title: Re: Chizik gets extension?
Post by: djsimp on January 20, 2011, 02:22:49 PM
I still have not seen a news story or PR confirming this.  I caught the tail end of a story on the local news last night - the PBB award was given out here in Houston and I guess that's why they were discussing Chizik.  Is this for real or was the guy just speculating that Chiz would get an extension?

PS - i wanted to go to the award ceremony but tickets were $10K a table or $350 for a single ticket.  Damn.

Somebody is making some money.
Title: Re: Chizik gets extension?
Post by: AUTailgatingRules on January 20, 2011, 02:34:02 PM
Somebody is making some money.

Takes a lot of money to buy all that Dickle they pour on his grave everyday
Title: Re: Chizik gets extension?
Post by: The Prowler on January 20, 2011, 09:43:56 PM
"Y'all just wait until Halloween"...lmao.

greaseybammer is beside himself because Coach Dye was on the field at the SEC CHAMPIONSHIP & NATIONAL CHAMPIONSHIP Games.
Title: Re: Chizik gets extension?
Post by: DnATL on January 20, 2011, 11:14:20 PM
People better stop calling me bimbo!
good point - the term "bimbo" implies a youthful ditziness, and is inappropriate for women over 40
Title: Re: Chizik gets extension?
Post by: GH2001 on January 21, 2011, 12:01:59 AM
THIS IS THE END OF AUBURN FOOTBALL...fuck it... :suicide:

Trust him, he's "privy".
Title: Re: Chizik gets extension?
Post by: Jumbo on January 21, 2011, 12:20:00 AM
All Hat...
Title: Re: Chizik gets extension?
Post by: The Prowler on January 21, 2011, 01:23:16 AM
All Hat...
No Bananas...
Title: Re: Chizik gets extension?
Post by: Tiger Wench on January 21, 2011, 10:46:22 AM
good point - the term "bimbo" implies a youthful ditziness, and is inappropriate for women over 40

I am not over 40, fucktard.
Title: Re: Chizik gets extension?
Post by: Godfather on January 21, 2011, 10:57:14 AM
I am not over 40, fucktard.

Uhh hate to be a stickler for details but technically weren't you "over" 40 on 7/20?
Title: Re: Chizik gets extension?
Post by: Tiger Wench on January 21, 2011, 11:14:20 AM
Uhh hate to be a stickler for details but technically weren't you "over" 40 on 7/20?

I am in my fortieth year currently.  So I am not technically over forty.  That's my story and I am sticking with it.  So bugger off.
Title: Re: Chizik gets extension?
Post by: Godfather on January 21, 2011, 11:16:09 AM
I am in my fortieth year currently.  So I am not technically over forty.  That's my story and I am sticking with it.  So bugger off.

Must be the menopause messing with your mind again.
Title: Re: Chizik gets extension?
Post by: AU_Tiger_2000 on January 21, 2011, 11:41:31 AM
Must be the menopause messing with your mind again.


Uh oh :shitfan:
Title: Re: Chizik gets extension?
Post by: Tiger Wench on January 21, 2011, 11:45:32 AM
Must be the menopause messing with your mind again.

I am not too old to kick your ass, junior.  No more boobies for you.
Title: Re: Chizik gets extension?
Post by: Snaggletiger on January 21, 2011, 11:47:17 AM
I am not too old to kick your ass, junior.  No more boobies for you.

That's hitting below the belt.
Title: Re: Chizik gets extension?
Post by: JR4AU on January 21, 2011, 03:44:39 PM
I am in my fortieth year currently.  So I am not technically over forty.  That's my story and I am sticking with it.  So bugger off.

Older chicks are hawt!   :poke:
Title: Re: Chizik gets extension?
Post by: Tiger Wench on January 21, 2011, 03:48:10 PM
Older chicks are hawt!   :poke:

NO WAY I am older than you.  You post like an old man in highwater pants and suspenders.
Title: Re: Chizik gets extension?
Post by: JR4AU on January 21, 2011, 03:58:35 PM
NO WAY I am older than you.  You post like an old man in highwater pants and suspenders.

I am a bit older than you, and thanks for calling attention to my attire.
Title: Re: Chizik gets extension?
Post by: DnATL on January 21, 2011, 04:18:08 PM
NO WAY I am older than you.  You post like an old man in highwater pants and suspenders.
I'm confused - I thought the guy in the highwater pants was chopper.
Title: Re: Chizik gets extension?
Post by: djsimp on January 21, 2011, 04:24:50 PM
I'm confused - I thought the guy in the highwater pants was chopper.

I was wondering when this was gonna get posted.
Title: Re: Chizik gets extension?
Post by: Tiger Wench on January 21, 2011, 04:57:39 PM
I'm confused - I thought the guy in the highwater pants was chopper.

Those are the highwater seersucker shorts.  Get your fashion straight.
Title: Re: Chizik gets extension?
Post by: DnATL on January 22, 2011, 09:41:04 AM
Those are the highwater seersucker shorts.  Get your fashion straight.
Honest mistake, since I'm not AWK - fashion may be the only thing his type gets "straight".
Title: Re: Chizik gets extension?
Post by: Jumbo on January 22, 2011, 02:36:07 PM
Honest mistake, since I'm not AWK - fashion may be the only thing his type gets "straight".
:thumsup: