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Title: Funny
Post by: Tiger Wench on January 17, 2011, 07:48:30 PM

A blonde is watching the news with her husband when the newscaster announces that six Brazilian men died in a sky diving accident. The blonde starts sobbing uncontrollably. Confused, her husband says "Why are you crying?"  The blonde, still weeping, says through her tears, "How many is a Brazilian?"

This makes me laugh out loud everytime I read it. Stolen from Esquire.

Title: Re: Funny
Post by: AUJarhead on January 18, 2011, 07:38:37 AM

What's the difference between a blonde and a mosquito?  A mosquito stops sucking when you slap it.