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Pat Dye Field => War Damn Eagle => Topic started by: Townhallsavoy on December 15, 2010, 11:15:10 AM

Title: Florida's Minority Candidate?
Post by: Townhallsavoy on December 15, 2010, 11:15:10 AM: I'm just wondering who was interviewed to prevent ESPN from dedicating the next fifteen OTL episodes to the rampant racism at the University of Florida.
Title: Re: Florida's Minority Candidate?
Post by: Token on December 15, 2010, 11:50:10 AM: Quote from: Townhallsavoy on December 15, 2010, 11:15:10 AM
I'm just wondering who was interviewed to prevent ESPN from dedicating the next fifteen OTL episodes to the rampant racism at the University of Florida.

Interviewed, not sure. Rumor has it that Charlie Strong was a candidate.
Title: Re: Florida's Minority Candidate?
Post by: djsimp on December 15, 2010, 11:54:40 AM: Quote from: Token on December 15, 2010, 11:50:10 AM
Interviewed, not sure. Rumor has it that Charlie Strong was a candidate.

Then that is good enough. Based on the last year, rumors can be considered facts.
Title: Re: Florida's Minority Candidate?
Post by: Buzz Killington on December 15, 2010, 11:57:25 AM: Wait...Muschamp's not Jewish?
Title: Re: Florida's Minority Candidate?
Post by: Townhallsavoy on December 15, 2010, 01:35:29 PM: Quote from: Buzz Killington on December 15, 2010, 11:57:25 AM
Wait...Muschamp's not Jewish?

Religious ethnicity is irrelevant.

Skin tone. Must be dark.
Title: Re: Florida's Minority Candidate?
Post by: Snaggletiger on December 15, 2010, 01:38:43 PM: Quote from: Townhallsavoy on December 15, 2010, 01:35:29 PM
Religious ethnicity is irrelevant.

Skin tone. Must be dark.

What if Muschamp gets one of those Mystic spray tans and looks really, really dark. Does that count?
Title: Re: Florida's Minority Candidate?
Post by: GH2001 on December 15, 2010, 01:42:37 PM: Quote from: Buzz Killington on December 15, 2010, 11:57:25 AM
Wait...Muschamp's not Jewish?

Muschamp - its French for "coach who yells a lot" .
Title: Re: Florida's Minority Candidate?
Post by: Godfather on December 15, 2010, 01:45:50 PM: Quote from: Buzz Killington on December 15, 2010, 11:57:25 AM
Wait...Muschamp's not Jewish?
(http://www.tigersx.com/images/musstein.jpg)
Title: Re: Florida's Minority Candidate?
Post by: Godfather on December 15, 2010, 01:46:46 PM: Quote from: Snaggletiger on December 15, 2010, 01:38:43 PM
What if Muschamp gets one of those Mystic spray tans and looks really, really dark. Does that count?

I believe he took to many tanning pills to get the job
Title: Re: Florida's Minority Candidate?
Post by: Token on December 15, 2010, 01:58:13 PM: Speaking of Muschamp, I heard a lot of "aights" in his UF presser.
Title: Re: Florida's Minority Candidate?
Post by: Tiger Six on December 15, 2010, 02:10:05 PM: Quote from: Token on December 15, 2010, 01:58:13 PM
Speaking of Muschamp, I heard a lot of "aights" in his UF presser.

I heard him tell a joke about a coonass ditch digger...
Title: Re: Florida's Minority Candidate?
Post by: Snaggletiger on December 15, 2010, 02:24:29 PM: Quote from: Pale Rider on December 15, 2010, 02:10:05 PM
I heard him tell a joke about a coonass ditch digger...

Who was killed in a terrorist attack....
Title: Re: Florida's Minority Candidate?
Post by: Jumbo on December 15, 2010, 02:35:02 PM: Quote from: Snaggletiger on December 15, 2010, 02:24:29 PM
Who was killed ~~in a terrorist attack....~~ by a bowl of Gumbo
fixed!