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Title: Smart leaving Bama for Florida?
Post by: War Eagle!!! on December 13, 2010, 03:26:10 PM
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Title: Re: Smart leaving Bama for Florida?
Post by: AuburnChopper 3.0 on December 13, 2010, 03:28:48 PM
Let's all wait for RWS to explain why making this lateral move makes sense.  Why would he leave his friend and mentor, Nick Saban, to go (while a very good friend also) to Florida to take same position?

Title: Re: Smart leaving Bama for Florida?
Post by: Snaggletiger on December 13, 2010, 03:31:30 PM
Would be a solid hire with two ex-jawja boys teaming up to run the D.  I thought Smart was looking more for a head coaching gig.  I think the bigger hire for them is the OC.  That better be a cannon ball type splash hire because the Gaytah nation has been used to seeing fireworks for years dating back to Steve Superior, with a Zook hiccup in between.

The Muschamp hire is...shall we say...perplexing.
Title: Re: Smart leaving Bama for Florida?
Post by: War Eagle!!! on December 13, 2010, 03:33:06 PM
Would be a solid hire with two ex-jawja boys teaming up to run the D.  I thought Smart was looking more for a head coaching gig.  I think the bigger hire for them is the OC.  That better be a cannon ball type splash hire because the Gaytah nation has been used to seeing fireworks for years dating back to Steve Superior, with a Zook hiccup in between.

The Muschamp hire is...shall we say...perplexing.

I would pay Mike Leach a kajillion dollars to come run my offense...
Title: Re: Smart leaving Bama for Florida?
Post by: Snaggletiger on December 13, 2010, 03:37:05 PM
I would pay Mike Leach a kajillion dollars to come run my offense...

Whoa...talk about your fireworks.  Literally and figurativley. 
Title: Re: Smart leaving Bama for Florida?
Post by: Tiger Wench on December 13, 2010, 03:39:26 PM
Whoa...talk about your fireworks.  Literally and figurativley.

THAT. WOULD.  BE.  SO.  AWESOME.

Now that the SEC and ESPN are together, Craig James could call a game where Leach was coordinating!!

THAT would be Must See TV rhat thar.
Title: Re: Smart leaving Bama for Florida?
Post by: Saniflush on December 13, 2010, 03:41:37 PM
Whoa...talk about your fireworks.  Literally and figurativley.

Yea, between Mushchamp head butting shit and Leach sending people to timeout in the storage shed basking in the Florida sun it would make good copy.
Title: Re: Smart leaving Bama for Florida?
Post by: War Eagle!!! on December 13, 2010, 03:42:13 PM
Yea, between Mushchamp head butting shit and Leach sending people to timeout in the storage shed basking in the Florida sun it would make good copy.

hahahaha
Title: Re: Smart leaving Bama for Florida?
Post by: The Prowler on December 13, 2010, 03:47:45 PM
Stupid move on his part, if true.  Coach BMF will have his hands ALL over that defense, because that's all he knows.  He has more freedom at SPuat.
Title: Re: Smart leaving Bama for Florida?
Post by: Townhallsavoy on December 13, 2010, 04:06:39 PM
Smart just knows the hammer is about to fall on the Gadsden rumors.
Title: Re: Smart leaving Bama for Florida?
Post by: War Eagle!!! on December 13, 2010, 04:12:40 PM
Smart just knows the hammer is about to fall on the Gadsden rumors.

I see what you did there.

Title: Re: Smart leaving Bama for Florida?
Post by: RWS on December 13, 2010, 04:19:56 PM
Stupid move on his part, if true.  Coach BMF will have his hands ALL over that defense, because that's all he knows.  He has more freedom at SPuat.
You think Saban doesn't have his hands all in the defense at Alabama?
Title: Re: Smart leaving Bama for Florida?
Post by: djsimp on December 13, 2010, 04:26:04 PM
You think Saban doesn't have his hands all in the defense at Alabama?

...and his hands all over his little peepee.
Title: Re: Smart leaving Bama for Florida?
Post by: RWS on December 13, 2010, 04:26:42 PM
Let's all wait for RWS to explain why making this lateral move makes sense.  Why would he leave his friend and mentor, Nick Saban, to go (while a very good friend also) to Florida to take same position?
FWIW, I don't even think Smart is going to leave. If he didn't leave Alabama for a lateral move to his alma mater, I don't see what's going to make him want to make a lateral move into a new coaching staff. It has nothing to do with "Nick Saban, friend and mentor". Like I told your little brother Prowler about Malzahn and Vandy, it would just make sense on face value. Hypothetically, he would be a logical choice, since Muschamp basically runs Saban's defense and you could almost automatically just plug Smart in. On the flip side, it wouldn't make sense because he turned down his alma mater only last year. I just really don't see it happening.

Bottom line, I can understand why they would pursue him. That makes perfect sense. Him actually taking the job would be a bit odd.

Now, go do your victory dance, Chowler.   
Title: Re: Smart leaving Bama for Florida?
Post by: Token on December 13, 2010, 04:38:33 PM
If Smart leaves it will hurt more from a recruiting standpoint than it will a coaching standpoint.  It won't be the end of the world though.  I'd expect Sal Sunseri to get a promotion.

Title: Re: Smart leaving Bama for Florida?
Post by: AuburnChopper 3.0 on December 13, 2010, 04:39:52 PM
FWIW, I don't even think Smart is going to leave.  If he didn't leave Alabama for a lateral move to his alma mater, I don't see what's going to make him want to make a lateral move into a new coaching staff.

Florida is a gig that carry's a lot of weight.  Not saying Bama isn't, but it's pretty clear that he wouldn't suffer at Florida, and maybe, just maybe, the working conditions are better than under Saban.  Especially if Smart feels he's learned everything he can from Saban.

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It has nothing to do with "Nick Saban, friend and mentor". Like I told your little brother Prowler about Malzahn and Vandy, it would just make sense on face value. Hypothetically, he would be a logical choice, since Muschamp basically runs Saban's defense and you could almost automatically just plug Smart in. On the flip side, it wouldn't make sense because he turned down his alma mater only last year. I just really don't see it happening.

If money and working conditions mean anything, it can make a lot of sense....at face value.  You have no idea.  You certainly don't want it to happen, no matter what you say.

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Now, go do your victory dance, Chowler.

I realize you miss Kaos a lot.  You continue this retarded Prowler/ Chopper combo when really it's him being himself and thinking your an idiot, and me thinking you're an idiot completely independently.  It's a lame retort at this point.

Also, why is there a reason to do a "victory dance"?  I don't get it.   Has Smart left?  Am I doing a victory dance because Malzahn is staying?  Did I win a major award from Fragile, Italy?   Fill me in!!!!
Title: Re: Smart leaving Bama for Florida?
Post by: AuburnChopper 3.0 on December 13, 2010, 04:42:32 PM
If Smart leaves it will hurt more from a recruiting standpoint than it will a coaching standpoint.  It won't be the end of the world though.  I'd expect Sal Sunseri to get a promotion.

I can agree on the recruiting deal.  I believe that Saban is savy enough to continue a knock it out of the park level defense.  However, I believe Smart is a key to Saban's legwork on the recruiting trail.

We'll see though....
Title: Re: Smart leaving Bama for Florida?
Post by: RWS on December 13, 2010, 04:50:13 PM
Florida is a gig that carry's a lot of weight.  Not saying Bama isn't, but it's pretty clear that he wouldn't suffer at Florida, and maybe, just maybe, the working conditions are better than under Saban.  Especially if Smart feels he's learned everything he can from Saban.

If money and working conditions mean anything, it can make a lot of sense....at face value.  You have no idea.  You certainly don't want it to happen, no matter what you say.

I realize you miss Kaos a lot.  You continue this retarded Prowler/ Chopper combo when really it's him being himself and thinking your an idiot, and me thinking you're an idiot completely independently.  It's a lame retort at this point.

Also, why is there a reason to do a "victory dance"?  I don't get it.   Has Smart left?  Am I doing a victory dance because Malzahn is staying?  Did I win a major award from Fragile, Italy?   Fill me in!!!!
You totally made your own little strawman argument, plugged me into it, and waited to see what I would say so you could do your canned "HAHA GOD YOU'RE PREDICTABLE" speech. You make it out like I would be a moron for saying the move would make sense, then you yourself go on about how it would make sense. If I would have said the same exact thing you just did, you would have pounced. You accuse me of "following around" Prowler when he acts like an idiot, but you do the same exact thing with me; except you just plug me in before I've even said anything. You're just a weird little fucker. 
Title: Re: Smart leaving Bama for Florida?
Post by: The Prowler on December 13, 2010, 05:36:07 PM
I know Coach belittle has his hands on the Defense, that's his baby.  But, Coach Smart has more freedom at SPuat than he would have at UF. Coach Smart needs to go somewhere that he can call the Defense his own baby....similar to Kevin Steele at Clemson, Coach Chizik at UT, and to some degree Coach Muschamp at Texas (he was a Co-Coordinator with Coach Atkin).  I think Coach Manny Diaz (Miss St. DC) is the one I'd choose.
Title: Re: Smart leaving Bama for Florida?
Post by: chinook on December 13, 2010, 06:12:33 PM


 Did I win a major award from Fragile, Italy?   

+10

(http://blog.syracuse.com/dailydose/2008/12/small_1214_lamp.JPG)

the soft glow of electric sex gleaming in the window.
Title: Re: Smart leaving Bama for Florida?
Post by: AuburnChopper 3.0 on December 13, 2010, 06:19:26 PM
You totally made your own little strawman argument, plugged me into it, and waited to see what I would say so you could do your canned "HAHA GOD YOU'RE PREDICTABLE" speech. You make it out like I would be a moron for saying the move would make sense, then you yourself go on about how it would make sense. If I would have said the same exact thing you just did, you would have pounced. You accuse me of "following around" Prowler when he acts like an idiot, but you do the same exact thing with me; except you just plug me in before I've even said anything. You're just a weird little fucker.

Okay, so you NEVER preemptively call out, or provoke Prowler?   Holy shit, dude.  C'mon.

The reason I brought you up, is because, and you have to admit, you are one HELL of an information minister for Alabama when this shit happens.  Youre one of the very few Bama fans on this site.  Is it really just so fucking unexpected and insulting for you to be singled out on an Alabama related subject?  Really? 

Relax, Francis. 
Title: Re: Smart leaving Bama for Florida?
Post by: Token on December 13, 2010, 06:44:10 PM
Okay, so you NEVER preemptively call out, or provoke Prowler?   Holy shit, dude.  C'mon.

The reason I brought you up, is because, and you have to admit, you are one HELL of an information minister for Alabama when this shit happens.  Youre one of the very few Bama fans on this site.  Is it really just so fucking unexpected and insulting for you to be singled out on an Alabama related subject?  Really? 

Relax, Francis.

Why doesn't your duck have silver wings? 
Title: Re: Smart leaving Bama for Florida?
Post by: RWS on December 13, 2010, 09:39:32 PM
Okay, so you NEVER preemptively call out, or provoke Prowler?   Holy shit, dude.  C'mon.
Yeah, I do. Others here do as well. Maybe not with the frequency that I do, but you have to admit that the way Prowler is, he's damn near asking for it every time.

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The reason I brought you up, is because, and you have to admit, you are one HELL of an information minister for Alabama when this shit happens.  Youre one of the very few Bama fans on this site.  Is it really just so fucking unexpected and insulting for you to be singled out on an Alabama related subject?  Really? 

Relax, Francis.
The reason you brought it up was to try and be a smartass. You called me an idiot a few posts ago, but now you're saying you were simply looking for my expert analysis of the situation? I know what it looks like when somebody here asks what an Alabama fan thinks about something Alabama related, and when somebody is trying to be a sarcastic smartass. You really expect me to believe you were trying to say "Look how logical and reasonable RWS is about to be when he gives his input!" when you gave your prediction of what I would say?

I'm not going to turn this into a multi-page debate with you. Everybody can thank me later.   
Title: Re: Smart leaving Bama for Florida?
Post by: AuburnChopper 3.0 on December 13, 2010, 10:43:14 PM
Yeah, I do. Others here do as well. Maybe not with the frequency that I do, but you have to admit that the way Prowler is, he's damn near asking for it every time.
The reason you brought it up was to try and be a smartass. You called me an idiot a few posts ago, but now you're saying you were simply looking for my expert analysis of the situation? I know what it looks like when somebody here asks what an Alabama fan thinks about something Alabama related, and when somebody is trying to be a sarcastic smartass. You really expect me to believe you were trying to say "Look how logical and reasonable RWS is about to be when he gives his input!" when you gave your prediction of what I would say?

I'm not going to turn this into a multi-page debate with you. Everybody can thank me later.   

Calling you an "information minister" wasn't exactly a compliment.  You're just full of surprises.  A piñata of bama candy goodness.  Too much too pass up sometimes.
Title: Re: Smart leaving Bama for Florida?
Post by: AuburnChopper 3.0 on December 13, 2010, 10:44:23 PM
Why doesn't your duck have silver wings?

The were burnt off in a very unfortunate smelting accident.   :silence:
Title: Re: Smart leaving Bama for Florida?
Post by: The Prowler on December 13, 2010, 11:15:16 PM
Yeah, I do. Others here do as well. Maybe not with the frequency that I do, but you have to admit that the way Prowler is, he's damn near asking for it every time.
The reason you brought it up was to try and be a smartass. You called me an idiot a few posts ago, but now you're saying you were simply looking for my expert analysis of the situation? I know what it looks like when somebody here asks what an Alabama fan thinks about something Alabama related, and when somebody is trying to be a sarcastic smartass. You really expect me to believe you were trying to say "Look how logical and reasonable RWS is about to be when he gives his input!" when you gave your prediction of what I would say?

I'm not going to turn this into a multi-page debate with you. Everybody can thank me later.   
Your and idiot.
Title: Re: Smart leaving Bama for Florida?
Post by: DnATL on December 13, 2010, 11:20:30 PM
The were burnt off in a very unfortunate smelting accident.   :silence:
smelting is usually more associated with Oregon State's mascot - smelt the pelt
Title: Re: Smart leaving Bama for Florida?
Post by: Tiger Wench on December 14, 2010, 12:40:41 AM
smelting is usually more associated with Oregon State's mascot - smelt the pelt

When it comes to Oregon State women, I am not too sure I would want to be known as having smelt the beaver.  I mean, they don't even shave their armpits...
Title: Re: Smart leaving Bama for Florida?
Post by: AUChizad on December 14, 2010, 08:38:21 AM
When it comes to Oregon State women, I am not too sure I would want to be known as having smelt the beaver.  I mean, they don't even shave their armpits...
Not sure about Oregon State, but it has been scientifically proven that Oregon has the hottest cheerleaders in the nation.
Your and idiot.
I hope it was intentional irony to have two misspellings in a first grade reading level sentence in which you're calling someone else an idiot, but I'm doubtful.
Title: Re: Smart leaving Bama for Florida?
Post by: chinook on December 14, 2010, 09:33:32 AM
I mean, they don't even shave their armpits...

(http://www.nataliedee.com/041508/whoa-horsey-nice-specs.jpg)

i can vouch for at least 5 or 6 that are clean shaven. 
Title: Re: Smart leaving Bama for Florida?
Post by: chinook on December 14, 2010, 09:40:49 AM
Not sure about Oregon State...

(http://www.topnews.in/files/004-sara-jean-underwood.jpg)

not a cheerleader but a one time student of osu and former playmate of the year.
Title: Re: Smart leaving Bama for Florida?
Post by: Tiger Wench on December 14, 2010, 10:30:34 AM
not a cheerleader but a one time student of osu and former playmate of the year.

Then there is this...

Title: Re: Smart leaving Bama for Florida?
Post by: ssgaufan on December 14, 2010, 10:32:01 AM
(http://www.topnews.in/files/004-sara-jean-underwood.jpg)

not a cheerleader but a one time student of osu and former playmate of the year.

Wench, this totally beats all further arguments you have on this subject.
Title: Re: Smart leaving Bama for Florida?
Post by: AUTiger1 on December 14, 2010, 10:47:18 AM
Not sure about Oregon State, but it has been scientifically proven that Oregon has the hottest cheerleaders in the nation.  I hope it was intentional irony to have two misspellings in a first grade reading level sentence in which you're calling someone else an idiot, but I'm doubtful.

I don't know,  UCLA has some hotties.

Oh, Your and Idiot is an old bunkerism.  So is raped over the coals and escape goat.
Title: Re: Smart leaving Bama for Florida?
Post by: Buzz Killington on December 14, 2010, 10:49:59 AM
(http://www.tigersx.com/forum/dlattach/attach,11745/image/war_damn_eagle/smart_leaving_bama_florida_11854.0.html)

That's HOTT!
Title: Re: Smart leaving Bama for Florida?
Post by: GH2001 on December 14, 2010, 02:29:43 PM
(http://www.topnews.in/files/004-sara-jean-underwood.jpg)

not a cheerleader but a one time student of osu and former playmate of the year.

I love her

That is all
Title: Re: Smart leaving Bama for Florida?
Post by: Tiger Wench on December 14, 2010, 02:34:14 PM
I love her

That is all

She's from the Left Coast.  She would probably love me or Sweets rather than you.
Title: Re: Smart leaving Bama for Florida?
Post by: GH2001 on December 14, 2010, 02:37:58 PM
She's from the Left Coast.  She would probably love me or Sweets rather than you.

That would be fine too.....
Title: Re: Smart leaving Bama for Florida?
Post by: The Prowler on December 14, 2010, 06:27:27 PM
She's from the Left Coast.  She would probably love me or Sweets rather than you.
Yeah...just make sure to hit Record.
Title: Re: Smart leaving Bama for Florida?
Post by: djsimp on December 14, 2010, 07:03:24 PM
That would be fine too.....

I def concur.
Title: Re: Smart leaving Bama for Florida?
Post by: AUChizad on December 14, 2010, 11:09:04 PM
Oh, Your and Idiot is an old bunkerism.  So is raped over the coals and escape goat.
Whew.
Title: Re: Smart leaving Bama for Florida?
Post by: The Prowler on December 15, 2010, 02:05:57 AM
Whew.
Stop being a pre-Madonna
Title: Re: Smart leaving Bama for Florida?
Post by: Jumbo on December 15, 2010, 05:09:56 AM
Stop being a pre-Madonna
Louise Veronica Ciccone?
Title: Re: Smart leaving Bama for Florida?
Post by: Godfather on December 15, 2010, 09:14:31 AM
Louise Veronica Ciccone?
Whiskey Tango Foxtrot
Title: Re: Smart leaving Bama for Florida?
Post by: Buzz Killington on December 15, 2010, 09:21:02 AM
Whiskey Tango Foxtrot

(http://static.gigwise.com/gallery/madonna_50-1.jpg)
Title: Re: Smart leaving Bama for Florida?
Post by: djsimp on December 15, 2010, 09:23:06 AM
(http://static.gigwise.com/gallery/madonna_50-1.jpg)

Just like a virgin.
Title: Re: Smart leaving Bama for Florida?
Post by: Godfather on December 15, 2010, 10:06:13 AM
Buzz..I knew what Jumbo was doing, I thought we were doing old barn sayings hence the Whiskey Tango Foxtrot....I thought we were in the tree with the nest.
Title: Re: Smart leaving Bama for Florida?
Post by: Buzz Killington on December 15, 2010, 10:08:10 AM
Buzz..I knew what Jumbo was doing, I thought we were doing old barn sayings hence the Whiskey Tango Foxtrot....I thought we were in the tree with the nest.

Damn...missed the Wardism.
Title: Re: Smart leaving Bama for Florida?
Post by: Snaggletiger on December 15, 2010, 01:46:54 PM
Buzz..I knew what Jumbo was doing, I thought we were doing old barn sayings hence the Whiskey Tango Foxtrot....I thought we were in the tree with the nest.

Fucker, why are you revelaing Barn secrets.  What is said in the Barn, stays in the Barn.  You may just be out of the Barn yourself if this unruly behavior continues, Mister.
Title: Re: Smart leaving Bama for Florida?
Post by: Jumbo on December 15, 2010, 02:56:35 PM
Fucker, why are you revelaing Barn secrets.  What is said in the Barn, stays in the Barn.  You may just be out of the Barn yourself if this unruly behavior continues, Mister.
Barney is that you?