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Title: Can you play with your cock with a broken thumb?
Post by: Saniflush on November 30, 2010, 10:20:43 AM
Have not seen it in print yet but word on the skreet is Garcia has a broken thumb and will not play. 

About half the betting sites have taken the line off the game and closed betting.
Title: Re: Can you play with your cock with a broken thumb?
Post by: Buzz Killington on November 30, 2010, 10:22:15 AM
I have never had a problem after a broken finger...sometimes, I just get all ambidextrous.  Oh wait...what was the question?
Title: Re: Can you play with your cock with a broken thumb?
Post by: Snaggletiger on November 30, 2010, 10:28:11 AM
If it's long enough you can just lean forward and....oh, you're talking about football.
Title: Re: Can you play with your cock with a broken thumb?
Post by: AUJarhead on November 30, 2010, 10:31:02 AM
Can't you just use your left hand?  If you close your eyes, it's almost like a girl that doesn't know what the hell she's doing.

Wait, what?
Title: Re: Can you play with your cock with a broken thumb?
Post by: JR4AU on November 30, 2010, 10:32:41 AM
been hearing something about an injury too...but nothing official...might be sandbagging.
Title: Re: Can you play with your cock with a broken thumb?
Post by: Townhallsavoy on November 30, 2010, 10:38:56 AM
Spurrier said that Garcia was injured and wouldn't practice for most of this week.  If he was able to go by mid week, he would play Saturday.

I'm not sure I like the idea of a 2nd string quarterback who Spurrier loves more than his starter playing against our secondary.

Bad vibes, man.  Bad vibes.
Title: Re: Can you play with your cock with a broken thumb?
Post by: CCTAU on November 30, 2010, 10:39:13 AM
I think I saw in the game the other night where he hurt his left (non-throwing) hand. Did not know it was broken. He came back in and finished the game.
Title: Re: Can you play with your cock with a broken thumb?
Post by: chinook on November 30, 2010, 10:42:14 AM
he'll play.  how can you not?  a chance to win the biggest game in school history.  he will not puss out.  the visor is playing jedi mind tricks. 
Title: Re: Can you play with your cock with a broken thumb?
Post by: RWS on November 30, 2010, 12:53:02 PM
I think I saw in the game the other night where he hurt his left (non-throwing) hand. Did not know it was broken. He came back in and finished the game.
Thumb on his throwing hand is broken, and he has a non-throwing shoulder injury as well.
Title: Re: Can you play with your cock with a broken thumb?
Post by: Snaggletiger on November 30, 2010, 12:59:56 PM
Thumb on his throwing hand is broken, and he has a non-throwing shoulder injury as well.

Nick Fairley just popped a chubby.
Title: Re: Can you play with your cock with a broken thumb?
Post by: Saniflush on November 30, 2010, 01:06:00 PM
Nick Fairley just popped a chubby.

To hell wif nick.  I just did.
Title: Re: Can you play with your cock with a broken thumb?
Post by: Townhallsavoy on November 30, 2010, 01:33:54 PM
Thumb on his throwing hand is broken, and he has a non-throwing shoulder injury as well.

I really hope he's cleared to play. 

Forget a healthy 2nd string quarterback.

Give me gimpy.
Title: Re: Can you play with your cock with a broken thumb?
Post by: djsimp on November 30, 2010, 01:42:15 PM
Like said, Garcia will play. He will get pounded several times and throw a couple of interceptions. Spurrier will then put in the backup, and he will get pounded. The Gamecocks will not take this game from Auburn.
Title: Re: Can you play with your cock with a broken thumb?
Post by: Snaggletiger on November 30, 2010, 01:44:00 PM
I really hope he's cleared to play. 

Forget a healthy 2nd string quarterback.

Give me gimpy.

This.  Plus, I hope the team meal before the game has something rancid in it and the Cocks are throwing up.  Plus, I hope Alshon trips on a banana peel and hangs one of his nutz on a piece of jagged metal and bleeds out.  Plus, I hope Spurrier comes down with a severe case of teh goat aids this Friday. 

I don't care how we get there, I just want to go to Glendale.
Title: Re: Can you play with your cock with a broken thumb?
Post by: djsimp on November 30, 2010, 01:45:26 PM
Plus, I hope Spurrier comes down with a severe case of teh goat aids this Friday. 

As he been hanging out with Thayer Evans?
Title: Re: Can you play with your cock with a broken thumb?
Post by: Token on November 30, 2010, 01:46:15 PM
Since no one else has answered the damn question. 

Yes, I can play with my cock, with a broken thumb. 
Title: Re: Can you play with your cock with a broken thumb?
Post by: Snaggletiger on November 30, 2010, 01:46:32 PM
As he been hanging out with Thayer Evans?

It's going around.
Title: Re: Can you play with your cock with a broken thumb?
Post by: Snaggletiger on November 30, 2010, 01:47:25 PM
Since no one else has answered the damn question. 

Yes, I can play with my cock, with a broken thumb.

Well yeah.  When it comes to the dick action, you do what you gotta do.
Title: Re: Can you play with your cock with a broken thumb?
Post by: AU_Tiger_2000 on November 30, 2010, 02:09:29 PM
Plus, I hope Alshon trips on a banana peel and hangs one of his nutz on a piece of jagged metal and bleeds out.

There's a line that shall not be crossed.  You just crossed it.  Now I have to sit at my desk the rest of the day with my legs crossed.
Title: Re: Can you play with your cock with a broken thumb?
Post by: Snaggletiger on November 30, 2010, 02:21:35 PM
There's a line that shall not be crossed.  You just crossed it.  Now I have to sit at my desk the rest of the day with my legs crossed.

Just be alert for fruit on the ground and sharp metal objects.  You'll be fiiiiine.  I'm sure of it.
Title: Re: Can you play with your cock with a broken thumb?
Post by: Jumbo on November 30, 2010, 03:29:48 PM
Since no one else has answered the damn question. 

Yes, I can play with my cock, with a broken thumb.
Your cocky.
Title: Re: Can you play with your cock with a broken thumb?
Post by: AUChizad on November 30, 2010, 03:42:43 PM
Since no one else has answered the damn question. 

Yes, I can play with my cock, with a broken thumb.
If your pinky's broke, you play with it like an aristocrat.
Title: Re: Can you play with your cock with a broken thumb?
Post by: AU_Tiger_2000 on November 30, 2010, 04:23:49 PM
But back to the original question of can I play with my cock with a broken thumb?  Well that depends on whose thumb it is.

(http://www.activemobility.co.uk/shop/images/47816_09%20115%208302.jpg)
Title: Re: Can you play with your cock with a broken thumb?
Post by: Godfather on November 30, 2010, 04:35:16 PM
If your pinky's broke, you play with it like an aristocrat.

First I come out, wearing a tuxedo, playing Brahms. Just as the music reaches a crescendo, my wife in an evening gown runs on stage and undresses me before dancing provocatively on top of the piano.
Title: Re: Can you play with your cock with a broken thumb?
Post by: AUChizad on November 30, 2010, 09:15:15 PM
How dirty of Nick Fairley to have gone back to last week and injured Garcia.

Or maybe he hurt him in such a way two months ago, that it would wait until the perfect week for him him to feel it.

Diabolical.
Title: Re: Can you play with your cock with a broken thumb?
Post by: djsimp on November 30, 2010, 09:37:54 PM
How dirty of Nick Fairley to have gone back to last week and injured Garcia.

Or maybe he hurt him in such a way two months ago, that it would wait until the perfect week for him him to feel it.

Diabolical.

Fairley is a student of the ancient Chinese Martial arts.
Title: Re: Can you play with your cock with a broken thumb?
Post by: The Prowler on November 30, 2010, 09:53:09 PM
How dirty of Nick Fairley to have gone back to last week and injured Garcia.

Or maybe he hurt him in such a way two months ago, that it would wait until the perfect week for him him to feel it.

Diabolical.
Lemme pull a WarEagle!!!

"please tell me you aren't serious"

 :rofl:
Title: Re: Can you play with your cock with a broken thumb?
Post by: War Eagle!!! on December 01, 2010, 10:08:51 AM
Lemme pull a WarEagle!!!

"please tell me you aren't serious"

 :rofl:

I don't know what is worse...you believing RWS was not being serious, or that RWS (of all people) sets here and let's YOU take up for him...