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Pat Dye Field => War Damn Eagle => Topic started by: Token on November 19, 2010, 08:34:03 PM

Title: Dear Auburn Fan
Post by: Token on November 19, 2010, 08:34:03 PM
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Fuck you.  Fuck your wife.  Fuck her midget friend.  Fuck you for showing up to the Georgia State game with an (admitted) home made Auburn shirt.  Fuck you for not brushing your front teeth.  Fuck you for having a gay assed ear whateverthefuckitwas in your right ear.  Fuck you for screaming War Eagle during every kickoff. 

But thanks.  You are the first, up close and personal, impression my 9 year old son has of an Auburn fan.  If you've done nothing else relevant in your entire (wasted, I'm certain) life, you've fulfilled the job God has for you. 

Fuck Auburn.  Fuck Cam.  Fuck Fairley.  Fuck Chizik.  And fuck each and every single one of you cock suckers. 

Title: Re: Dear Auburn Fan
Post by: Token on November 19, 2010, 08:42:41 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fiL5UJmkfco&feature=player_embedded#at=126
Title: Re: Dear Auburn Fan
Post by: AuburnChopper 3.0 on November 19, 2010, 08:50:21 PM
I know I got a little misty eyed there.  Anyone else. 
Title: Re: Dear Auburn Fan
Post by: The Prowler on November 19, 2010, 09:14:17 PM
Hey, rws....well, you know.  Aaahahaha.  War Cam Eagle!!!  Bitches!!!!
Title: Re: Dear Auburn Fan
Post by: No Huddle on November 19, 2010, 09:35:18 PM
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phuk you.  phuk your wife.  phuk her midget friend.  phuk you for showing up to the Georgia State game with an (admitted) home made Auburn shirt.  phuk you for not brushing your front teeth.  phuk you for having a gay assed ear whateverthephukitwas in your right ear.  phuk you for screaming War Eagle during every kickoff. 

But thanks.  You are the first, up close and personal, impression my 9 year old son has of an Auburn fan.  If you've done nothing else relevant in your entire (wasted, I'm certain) life, you've fulfilled the job God has for you. 

phuk Auburn.  phuk Cam.  phuk Fairley.  phuk Chizik.  And phuk each and every single one of you cock suckers.

Token you are one funny motherphuker. Keep fighting the good fight.
Title: Re: Dear Auburn Fan
Post by: AuburnChopper 3.0 on November 19, 2010, 10:40:02 PM
I didn't know Scott Farkus was an Auburn fan.  Hell, couldn't HE have done the celebrity pick on GameDay?  Damn.
Title: Re: Dear Auburn Fan
Post by: Townhallsavoy on November 19, 2010, 11:27:18 PM
That doesn't beat the five Alabama fans who came to the Auburn-South Florida game back in 2007.

They came to the recruiting section and started shouting, "Auburn will treat you like n-----s!" 

Not to mention how batshit crazy they went every time South Florida made as little as a first down. 
Title: Re: Dear Auburn Fan
Post by: Token on November 19, 2010, 11:47:59 PM
That doesn't beat the five Alabama fans who came to the Auburn-South Florida game back in 2007.

They came to the recruiting section and started shouting, "Auburn will treat you like n-----s!" 

Not to mention how batshit crazy they went every time South Florida made as little as a first down.


Yeah, but were they wearing off colored shirts straight off their sowing machine?  Didn't think so.
Title: Re: Dear Auburn Fan
Post by: AuburnChopper 3.0 on November 19, 2010, 11:49:36 PM


Yeah, but were they wearing off colored shirts straight off their sowing machine?  Didn't think so.

Yeah, I'm thinking if anyone is sporting anything bedazzled, Wayne Brady's going to have to slap a bitch.
Title: Re: Dear Auburn Fan
Post by: AUChizad on November 20, 2010, 07:22:42 AM
I didn't know Scott Farkus was an Auburn fan.  Hell, couldn't HE have done the celebrity pick on GameDay?  Damn.
I thought that was the head Backstreet Boy.
Title: Re: Dear Auburn Fan
Post by: chinook on November 20, 2010, 10:05:25 AM
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 Fuck you for not brushing your front teeth.  Fuck you for having a gay assed ear whateverthefuckitwas in your right ear.

But thanks.  You are the first, up close and personal, impression my 9 year old son has of an Auburn fan.  If you've done nothing else relevant in your entire (wasted, I'm certain) life, you've fulfilled the job God has for you. 

Fuck Auburn.  Fuck Cam.  Fuck Fairley.  Fuck Chizik.  And fuck each and every single one of you cock suckers. 



he was just tryin' to fit in.  why stick out like a sore thumb?
Title: Re: Dear Auburn Fan
Post by: Buzz Killington on November 20, 2010, 11:38:58 AM
Sorry Token, if I had known that was you I would have toned it down a little.
Title: Re: Dear Auburn Fan
Post by: Jumbo on November 20, 2010, 02:33:23 PM
Sorry Token, if I had known that was you I would have toned it down a little.
Now that's a man who knows how to party.
Title: Re: Dear Auburn Fan
Post by: AWK on November 20, 2010, 07:01:07 PM
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Fuck you.  Fuck your wife.  Fuck her midget friend.  Fuck you for showing up to the Georgia State game with an (admitted) home made Auburn shirt.  Fuck you for not brushing your front teeth.  Fuck you for having a gay assed ear whateverthefuckitwas in your right ear.  Fuck you for screaming War Eagle during every kickoff. 

But thanks.  You are the first, up close and personal, impression my 9 year old son has of an Auburn fan.  If you've done nothing else relevant in your entire (wasted, I'm certain) life, you've fulfilled the job God has for you. 

Fuck Auburn.  Fuck Cam.  Fuck Fairley.  Fuck Chizik.  And fuck each and every single one of you cock suckers.
How did you get the view for that picture?  Either A. You are indeed a midget or B. You were slobbing his meat stick...  I'm guessing B.
Title: Re: Dear Auburn Fan
Post by: Token on November 20, 2010, 07:04:59 PM
How did you get the view for that picture?  Either A. You are indeed a midget or B. You were slobbing his meat stick...  I'm guessing B.

I tried to get him to smile and he wouldn't do it.  Every time I tried to take his pic, he'd hide his face.  So I had to do it when he didn't know I was taking it.  Me sitting down and acting while I was looking at the back of my phone while taking a snap shot. 

I wished I could have caught him smiling. 
Title: Re: Dear Auburn Fan
Post by: Plainsman94 on November 21, 2010, 06:56:06 AM
Now that's a man who knows how to party.

Stay thirsty, my friend.
Title: Re: Dear Auburn Fan
Post by: GH2001 on November 21, 2010, 09:41:49 AM
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Fuck you.  Fuck your wife.  Fuck her midget friend.  Fuck you for showing up to the Georgia State game with an (admitted) home made Auburn shirt.  Fuck you for not brushing your front teeth.  Fuck you for having a gay assed ear whateverthefuckitwas in your right ear.  Fuck you for screaming War Eagle during every kickoff. 

But thanks.  You are the first, up close and personal, impression my 9 year old son has of an Auburn fan.  If you've done nothing else relevant in your entire (wasted, I'm certain) life, you've fulfilled the job God has for you. 

Fuck Auburn.  Fuck Cam.  Fuck Fairley.  Fuck Chizik.  And fuck each and every single one of you cock suckers.

Make this x 100 and this is pretty much what weve said about yout inbred fanbase for the last 30 years. Your fans have been walking around Auburn on game days for years with your fucking gay assed houndstooth shit on as if you were the kings of the fucking castle. Get over it - ONE Auburn guy at BDS during a GOOD year for us is only a fraction of what weve endured from you regarding this same thing.
Title: Re: Dear Auburn Fan
Post by: Townhallsavoy on November 21, 2010, 09:50:43 AM
GH is right about this one.

Just last night, I went to Publix and the bagboy was wearing a shirt that said, "Scam Newton: Pay for play the Auburn way."

I got pissed and asked him if he thought that shirt was appropriate to wear to work and asked him if he knew of any proof that Cam took any money whatsoever.

He responded, "You Auburn fans sure do hate the truth.  Row tide." 

Or about how the time I went to the gas station in Auburn a few years back, and an old lady behind me said, "Why do you wear that color?"

I said, "What color?"

"That orange color.  Tee hee tee hee.  Roll tide."

"Ma'am, you are in Auburn right now.  Do you realize that?"

"Oh honey, I know where I am.  I'm just trying to let you know that there's a real football team you could root for.  Roll tide.  Hee hee."

Or last year when a student of mine was wearing an Auburn shirt the Monday after Alabama defeated Arkansas. 

Douchebag 15 year old Bama douche, "Hey you."

Auburn sweetheart, "What?"

"Why are you wearing that shirt?"

"What?"

"That shirt.  Why are you wearing an Auburn shirt?  Alabama's winning.  You can't wear those shirts anymore."

I'm sure other people have plenty of stories to share.
Title: Re: Dear Auburn Fan
Post by: AUsweetheart on November 21, 2010, 10:18:48 AM
I took my buddy's 11 year old to the UT-C game a few weeks ago. She's a really smart kid that loves football and she'd been dying to go to an Auburn game. As we were driving in and she starts to see the waves of orange and blue, I heard her exhale. "it's nice to just be around Auburn people."

"There will be a few here today, count on it."

"Oh I know, but they have no power here."

Out of the mouths of babes.

Fuck you bammers for thinking the whole state of Alabama is yours by manifest destiny. Fuck you for taking titles that didn't belong to you before there was anyone to stop you. And fuck you for cloaking that bullshit under the guise of tradition that your stupid inbred fanbase actually believes. Fuck you for this eleven year old that already knows about Good Ole Boys. Fuck you for your sense of entitlement that makes you
insufferable....win or lose.

I'm glad that guy was there. I'm glad he didn't even care enough to wear a store bought shirt. 
Title: Re: Dear Auburn Fan
Post by: Godfather on November 21, 2010, 10:32:17 AM
GH is right about this one.

Just last night, I went to Publix and the bagboy was wearing a shirt that said, "Scam Newton: Pay for play the Auburn way."

I got pissed and asked him if he thought that shirt was appropriate to wear to work and asked him if he knew of any proof that Cam took any money whatsoever.

He responded, "You Auburn fans sure do hate the truth.  Row tide." 

Or about how the time I went to the gas station in Auburn a few years back, and an old lady behind me said, "Why do you wear that color?"

I said, "What color?"

"That orange color.  Tee hee tee hee.  Roll tide."

"Ma'am, you are in Auburn right now.  Do you realize that?"

"Oh honey, I know where I am.  I'm just trying to let you know that there's a real football team you could root for.  Roll tide.  Hee hee."

Or last year when a student of mine was wearing an Auburn shirt the Monday after Alabama defeated Arkansas. 

Douchebag 15 year old Bama douche, "Hey you."

Auburn sweetheart, "What?"

"Why are you wearing that shirt?"

"What?"

"That shirt.  Why are you wearing an Auburn shirt?  Alabama's winning.  You can't wear those shirts anymore."

I'm sure other people have plenty of stories to share.

THS what I learned from the above, is that we need to work on your shit talking son, you can't let this type of stuff happen.....preemptive strike...all I'm sayin.
Title: Re: Dear Auburn Fan
Post by: Token on November 21, 2010, 11:29:40 AM
You know, it's alright to admit that even Auburn has some backwoods, rotten toothed fags who come out of the woodwork when the team has some success.  That's why I took the assholes picture.
Title: Re: Dear Auburn Fan
Post by: AUsweetheart on November 21, 2010, 11:48:41 AM
You know, it's alright to admit that even Auburn has some backwoods, rotten toothed fags who come out of the woodwork when the team has some success.  That's why I took the assholes picture.
Don't you DARE respond with logic. It's Ironbowl week.


Biatch.
Title: Re: Dear Auburn Fan
Post by: Townhallsavoy on November 21, 2010, 12:18:47 PM
You know, it's alright to admit that even Auburn has some backwoods, rotten toothed fags who come out of the woodwork when the team has some success.  That's why I took the assholes picture.

How come Alabama still has backwoods, rotten toothed fags when they're on probation with a 3-8 record?
Title: Re: Dear Auburn Fan
Post by: JR4AU on November 21, 2010, 01:56:33 PM
GH is right about this one.

Just last night, I went to Publix and the bagboy was wearing a shirt that said, "Scam Newton: Pay for play the Auburn way."

I got pissed and asked him if he thought that shirt was appropriate to wear to work and asked him if he knew of any proof that Cam took any money whatsoever.

He responded, "You Auburn fans sure do hate the truth.  Row tide." 

That right there is what makes the difference in your basic shit talking fan Bama fan (like the others you mentioned) and a mother fucking gawd damn bammer cock sucking piece of shit.  "The Truth" never fucking factors in to what they fucking "know" or "believe" and yet...to them it's 100% reality.  I ignore a lot of shit like that other shit you mentioned that I see and hear, but that would have netted a complaint from me to his bosses on that fucker, and since the truth is so subjective to him, I may have inserted a little bit of my own "truth" to beef up the complaint on him, and see how he fucking liked that shit. 
Title: Re: Dear Auburn Fan
Post by: Token on November 21, 2010, 02:05:28 PM
Don't you DARE respond with logic. It's Ironbowl week.


Biatch.

For the record, when I mentioned cocksuckers in my initial rant, I added it specifically for you. 

mommy part.
Title: Re: Dear Auburn Fan
Post by: Token on November 21, 2010, 02:09:33 PM
That right there is what makes the difference in your basic shit talking fan Bama fan (like the others you mentioned) and a mother fucking gawd damn bammer cock sucking piece of shit.  "The Truth" never fucking factors in to what they fucking "know" or "believe" and yet...to them it's 100% reality.  I ignore a lot of shit like that other shit you mentioned that I see and hear, but that would have netted a complaint from me to his bosses on that fucker, and since the truth is so subjective to him, I may have inserted a little bit of my own "truth" to beef up the complaint on him, and see how he fucking liked that shit.

Are you trying to imply that Prowler is a mother fucking gawd damn cock sucking piece of shit?
Title: Re: Dear Auburn Fan
Post by: Jumbo on November 21, 2010, 02:37:47 PM
Are you trying to imply that Prowler is a mother fucking gawd damn cock sucking piece of shit?
Can't be, it would have to be in ALL CAPS.
Title: Re: Dear Auburn Fan
Post by: AUsweetheart on November 21, 2010, 02:52:11 PM
 

Magnificent mommy part.
FTFY.
Title: Re: Dear Auburn Fan
Post by: Lurking Tiger on November 21, 2010, 06:10:50 PM
At a party last night. Some lady says Auburn is being investigated all the way back to Pat Dye. I gave her a "roh tahd". My wife shot a few cc's of beer out of her nose.
Title: Re: Dear Auburn Fan
Post by: Townhallsavoy on November 21, 2010, 08:07:30 PM
That right there is what makes the difference in your basic shit talking fan Bama fan (like the others you mentioned) and a mother fucking gawd damn bammer cock sucking piece of shit.  "The Truth" never fucking factors in to what they fucking "know" or "believe" and yet...to them it's 100% reality.  I ignore a lot of shit like that other shit you mentioned that I see and hear, but that would have netted a complaint from me to his bosses on that fucker, and since the truth is so subjective to him, I may have inserted a little bit of my own "truth" to beef up the complaint on him, and see how he fucking liked that shit.

Oh don't worry.  After I left, I called their customer service desk and asked to speak to the manager.  An assistant manager was on duty. 

All he said was, "I'm sorry his shirt offended you.  We allow our employees to wear their favorite team's shirt on Saturdays.  We'll look into what he was wearing."

I may forward my complaint to a more official office tomorrow.  Perhaps embellish my story a bit? 
Title: Re: Dear Auburn Fan
Post by: Saniflush on November 22, 2010, 08:50:26 AM
At a party last night. Some lady says Auburn is being investigated all the way back to Pat Dye. I gave her a "roh tahd". My wife shot a few cc's of beer out of her nose.

I would pay money if you have video of those occurrences.
Title: Re: Dear Auburn Fan
Post by: AUJarhead on November 22, 2010, 09:22:41 AM
1996, my last Iron Bowl as a student.  Dennis Riddle, and I hope his soul burns in hell, scores with under a minute to go, and with the PAT, Bama takes a 1 point lead.  They win the game, and as we are leaving, three fat Alabama coeds, with Alabama Law sweatshirts on, start talking shit to me and my buddy.

Without missing a beat, my buddy says, "Ma'am, fat, drunk, and stupid is no way to go through life."

God I fucking hate them.