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Pat Dye Field => War Damn Eagle => Topic started by: Tiger Wench on November 10, 2010, 12:16:58 PM
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One of the most consistent things about me is my hatred of bammer. It is a significant part of me and who I am. It is constant and unwavering in its ferocity and depth. Never - NOT ONE TIME - in my entire forty years on this planet have I EVER wanted bammer to win in anything. Ever. EVER.
But there are certain times in a woman's life where she has to take a stand.
I will state in writing and for the record on the perpetual innerwebs that I hope bammer administers a First Class Ass-raping to Mississippi State this weekend.
I want Mark Ingram to have the best game of his career.
I want Greg McElroy to look like Cam Newton.
I want Marcel Dareus to lay a hit on the QB that makes his hit on Colt McCoy look like a game of tickle tickle slap.
And I want Dan Mullen to have to be carried off the field because the magnitude of the defeat his team suffers will cause him to lose both his ability to speak and all feeling below the waist.
Once that happens, and the game is over, things go back to normal. Fuck bammer. Bring on the turds. Nothing to see here...
But for one small moment, for one small wrinkle in the space-time continuum, I will be pulling for bammer.
God help me.
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Now I wouldn't go that far...
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Now I wouldn't go that far...
This will all settle out and Mississippi State will go back to being lowest tier in everything they do. Right back to irrelevancy and there will be no need to hate them anymore.
But for right now... this is how I feel.
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bad decision.
uat is neck deep in this shit.
Ian Fitzsimmons (a uat grad) is now reporting the NCAA will suspend Cam.
Bastards!
WAR EAGLE
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An outbreak of teh AIDS at BDS that causes oozing puss sores to the naughty parts of all playing and in attendance. A plague upon their naughty parts.
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An outbreak of teh AIDS at BDS that causes oozing puss sores to the naughty parts of all playing and in attendance. A plague upon their naughty parts.
There is already a plague upon their naughty parts. The fact that those same parts work make it a blight upon the rest of the world.
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An outbreak of teh AIDS at BDS that causes oozing puss sores to the naughty parts of all playing and in attendance. A plague upon their naughty parts.
Really praying for a Meteor strike to happen in Turdtown this weekend.
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Really praying for a Meteor strike to happen in Turdtown this weekend.
Oh look, it's Haley's Come.....OOOOOHHHH SHIIIIIIIIIT......
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Oh look, it's Haley's Come.....OOOOOHHHH SHIIIIIIIIIT......
I got this cousin Marcus, who saw one. He said it blew his mind. I wanna make sure I never, ever miss out on a Halley's Comet.
So if you guys know if there's gonna be one...
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I got this cousin Marcus, who saw one. He said it blew his mind. I wanna make sure I never, ever miss out on a Halley's Comet.
So if you guys know if there's gonna be one...
I think it's next weekend but the Jonas brothers are in town so I won't be able to go.